One-half hour from now, you'll know
enough about two subjects to win $10,000 in cash if you were a
SHOW: HIT MAN
AIR DATES: January 4, 1983 to April 1, 1983
CREATOR: Jay Wolpert
HOST: Peter Tomarken
WATCH IT AT: youtu.be/6aofj8ZV5qM
It's obvious that, on MOST game shows, you have to have SOME
knowledge of this and that to do well. Hell, even "Wheel of Fortune"
involves knowledge of not-so-known phrases and being able to handle
weird categories (like that ridiculous "crossword" category they
intro'ed this season). But "Hit Man" was an exception: you could go into
this game absolutely cold but, with good retention skills, you could
STILL win thousands of dollars. You just watch a funny story, remember
everything said during it and be fastest on the buzzer. It was that
simple. Such a unique show could only be the brainchild of perennial
short-lived-game-show creator Jay Wolpert. And it was also where host
Peter Tomarken and announcer Rod Roddy cut their teeth before they both
moved on to "Press Your Luck" later that year.
HOW WAS IT PLAYED?
Four contestants - a returning champion (or designated champion) and
three challengers - play. The first round has the challengers playing
against each other to see which two would go on to face the champion in
the second round, the winner of THAT round advancing to the bonus round.
The three challengers are shown a three-minute slideshow "story"
narrated by the host. The contestants (including the champion, who
watches it backstage) must pay attention to the story as all the
questions asked are based on said story. The challengers then start a
"race" to get their "hit man" to a finish line behind them. The host
asks toss-up questions based on the story. Buzzing-in with a right
answer moves a challenger's "hit man" up one space. A wrong answer locks
the challenger out of the next question. The first to get their "hit
man" to the finish line wins $300. The second one wins $200. These two
advance to Round 2 and face the champion.
A second "story" is shown. Then the challengers and champion are given
"hit men"; seven for the champion, four for the winner of Round 1 and
three for second-place in Round 1. The Round 1 winner decides if they or
the other challenger goes first. The toss-up questions are between the
champion and the challenger who has control. A right answer knocks out
one of the opposing player's "hit men" while a wrong answer knocks out
one of their own. If a challenger loses a "hit man", control passes to
the other challenger. Otherwise, the challenger stays in control. This
continues until all of both challengers' "hit men" are eliminated or all
of the champion's "hit men" are. In the case of the former, the champion
retains their title. In the case of the latter, the challenger who
eliminates the champion's last "hit man" is the new champion.
BONUS ROUND ("TRIPLE CROWN")
The champion plays to fill columns with "money men". They have their
back turned to the board as it is filled with columns with varied
numbers of levels (one with only one level, two with two, three and four
levels each and one with five levels). The champ calls out one of the
eight columns by number and the round begins. All the questions are
based on BOTH sotries told during the show. The host asks a question and
the champ tries to answer it. If right, a "money man" fills a level.
When a column is full of "money men", a bell rings and a crown is placed
above it, signifying that the champ can choose a different column. If
the champ gets a question wrong or passes, the column goes dark and the
champ must call out a different one. The champ has 60 seconds to fill
three columns, netting them $10,000. If only two columns are filled
after 60 seconds, the champ gets $2000. Only one column gets the champ
Like most Wolpert shows, the set was flashy but not TOO busy. Leave
it to Jay to create a set that seemed both large and cozy at the same
time. It almost looked like they were playing inside a video
game...which, given the time period, was sure to bring in SOME of the
Like in all his hosting duties, Tomarken was having a blast. He didn't
seem to mind that the jokes he was asked to make during the "stories"
were softball at best. And it's like that grin of his was plastered on
his face. Yeah, it seemed a BIT creepy sometimes but...hey, at least he
was having fun.
And the cool thing about "Hit Man" was that you LEARNED something. Yeah,
you may not REMEMBER what you learned but, for that "one-half hour", you
picked up something that MIGHT just help you if you were ever picked on
The funniest part of the entire show's run was in the closing moments of
the last show. Normally, you hear on where to write to become a
contestant on a game show. Well, Rod Roddy flat out said, "If you would
like to be a contestant on 'Hit Man',...FORGET IT!" How many shows ended
with a whimper of not even telling the few fans they have that there'll
BE no more shows? You gotta love that funny honesty!
WHAT DIDN'T WORK?
The thing that made it interesting - the "stories" - was also the
thing that weighed it down. People wanted to see relatively smart people
fight...not watch an educational film and watch them take a quiz
afterwards. I didn't mind so much,...but it's obvious a lot of people
You'd think that being a follower of "$ale of the Century" would be a
boost, especially when against "The Price is Right". But you'd be wrong.
The 11:30 slot didn't bode well for this show. As such, "SotC" was the
only one of the three NBC shows that premiered in January '83 (along
with this one and "Just Men!") to actually last.
WOULD IT WORK TODAY?
Eh,...maybe. With the short attention span of people nowadays,
however, the "story" part probably wouldn't fly. Maybe extend each round
(more "spaces" in the Round 1 "race", more "hit men" to eliminate in
Round 2) and just ask general knowledge questions. Hell, that's how my
siblings and I used to play. Even then,...I dunno. Would be fun to see
them TRY, I'll tell ya.
NEXT TIME: Peter post-Whammy...
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