What follows is a
televised-hand-by-televised-hand account. Though
this is only a two-hour show, they actually SHOWED
this game almost hand-by-hand, so...
What's a "dealer button"? What's "all-in"? What
the heck is this weird poker game they're playing?
Well, I'll do my best to give the rookies out there
a run-down while maintaining the flow of the hands
for the veterans.
Some time ago, CELEBRITY
POKER SHOWDOWN started with 25 celebrities from
all walks of fame. From music, screen and
television, they flocked to the Sands Casino in
Vegas for a chance to play for the largest part of a
$250,000 Prize Pool (donated by Cingular Wireless,
mind you). Well, after five single-table matches,
20 have been eliminated and five remain. Before
this special two-hour episode is over, one of them
will walk away with $100,000 for his/her charity!
Let's meet the five lucky celebs who battled
their way through four opponents each and walked
away with the collectible silver chip that signifies
their entry into this Final Table:
CELEBRITY |
HOW THEY
GOT HERE |
David Cross
playing for The National Gulf War Resource
Center |
This
Arrested Development star defeated Carrie
Fisher, Tom Green, Mimi Rogers and Scott Stapp
when he was down to a mere $1,000 in chips.
Can he pull off another miracle? |
Willie Garson
playing for the Children's Hospital of Denver |
Stanford Blatch
from Sex and the City managed to
knockout Ben Affleck, Don Cheadle, Emily
Proctor and David Schwimmer one by one. Can
he make another clean sweep? |
Paul Rudd
playing for Project ALS |
The star of
"200 Cigarettes" and "Cider House Rules"
smoked through Coolio, Sarah Silverman,
Shannon Elizabeth and Ron Livingston to be
here. Will this be another domination or will
he actually have competition this time? |
Richard Schiff
playing for the Weingart Center Association |
Schiff
outlasted four other West Wing actors:
Timothy Busfield, Allison Janney, John Spencer
and even "President" Martin Sheen. Will he
impeach the rest of the crowd this time? |
Nicole Sullivan
playing for Alley Cat Allies |
This King of
Queens star took care of Hank Azaria,
Michael Ian Black, Peter Facinelli and Mo
Gaffney after being down to $2,800. How will
she handle the pressure of being the only
female at the Final Table? |
$10,000
worth of chips is given to each player and the game
continues until one has all $50,000 of it. First
one booted out gets $7,500, the next one gets
$10,000, third place gets $12,500, runner-up
receives $20,000...and the winner gets the lion's
share: $100,000! (I know some of you are adding it
up and not coming up with $250G; the other $100G was
divided among the charities of the 20 who lost in
the preliminaries.) The winner ALSO gets a
commemorative GOLD coin that signifies them the
Celebrity Poker Showdown Champion!
The game is No Limit Texas Hold 'Em,
the "Cadillac of poker" as they call it. A
dealer button will be passed around the table
after each hand to show the dealer where to start
handing out cards (to the right of the button). The
two players to the right of the button post
blinds, forced bets to insure there's money in
each hand. Each player is dealt two cards face
down, called hole cards. They'll then either
call the highest bet, raise the bet or fold their
hand. After the bets are in, three community cards,
called the flop, are dealt face-up on the
table. After bets (and/or folds), a fourth card is
turned up, called the turn or fourth
street. Then more bets (and/or folds), followed
by the fifth and final community card, the river
or fifth street, being turned up. After more
bets/folds, the best five-card poker hand (made of
any combo of the five community cards and the two
hole cards) wins the pot. The game is called no
limit because, at any time, any celebrity can go
all-in and bet all their chips. But, if they
LOSE the hand they go all-in with, they're
eliminated from the tournament.
Kevin Pollak and poker expert Phil
Gordon will call the action out at the table. The
"Lounge Of Non-Winners" (guess they finally felt
that "Losers' Lounge" was a bit harsh) has an ironic
twist this time since everyone's already a winner.
It's time to decide a champion of
Celebrity Poker Showdown! Let's SHUFFLE UP
AND DEAL!
Initial blinds are $100 (SB) and
$200 (BB). The Dealer Button (D) starts on Nicole.
Willie |
Paul
|
Richard (D) |
Nicole (SB) |
David
(BB) |
?????
|
A? 10? |
?????
|
K?
3? |
?????
|
FOLD |
Raises to $600 |
FOLD |
Calls
$500 |
FOLD |
Nicole need only put in $500 because she
already has $100 in the Small Blind. Had David
called, he would have only had to kick in $300.
|
FLOP: 6?
10? Q? |
Nicole, first after the
dealer to stay in, bets first ----> |
CHECK
|
|
|
Bets
$400 |
|
FOLD |
|
|
WIN $1,800
|
|
Paul
|
Richard |
Nicole (D) |
David
(SB) |
Willie (BB) |
?????
|
10? 6? |
?????
|
Q? 4? |
Q?
6? |
FOLD |
Raises
to $400 |
FOLD |
Calls
$300 |
Raises
to $800 |
|
Calls
$400 |
|
Calls
$400 |
Raises
to $3,100 |
FLOP: J? J?
2? |
|
Calls
$400 |
FOLD |
|
FOLD |
|
|
WIN $2,800
|
|
CURRENT CHIP COUNT |
David Cross |
$11,400 |
Paul Rudd
|
$10,800 |
Nicole
Sullivan |
$9,400 |
Willie
Garson |
$9,200 |
Richard
Schiff |
$9,200 |
Richard |
Nicole |
David
(D) |
Willie (SB) |
Paul
(BB) |
6? 6? |
?????
|
A? 8?
|
K? K? |
?????
|
Raises
to $500 |
FOLD |
Raises
to $1,000 |
Raises
to 1,500 |
FOLD |
Calls
$1,000 |
|
Calls
$500 |
|
Willie's "cowboys" is the second-best
starting hand in hold 'em...next to Aces, of
course. He's a 55% favorite to win the hand,
mostly because of David's Ace. |
FLOP: 4? 5? 2? |
|
Bets
$1,000 |
|
Raises to $2,000 |
|
Raises to $3,000 |
Calls
$2,000 |
|
Calls
$1,000 |
|
|
|
|
TURN: 8? |
Richard has an "inside straight draw",
needing a 7 to make a straight to the 8.
Willie's hand is still the one to beat. |
|
CHECK
|
|
Bets
$1,000 |
|
Calls
$1,000 |
Calls
$1,000 |
|
RIVER: 8?
COMMUNITY:
8? 8? 5? 4?
2? |
David has "a set of snowmen", or three 8s.
|
|
|
|
CHECK |
|
CHECK |
|
Bets $1,000 |
Calls $1,000 |
|
Calls $1,000 |
|
8?
8? 6? 6? 5? |
|
8? 8?
8? A? 5? |
K? K? 8?
8? 5? |
|
|
WIN $19,700
|
|
|
Nicole |
David
|
Willie (D) |
Paul
(SB) |
Richard (BB) |
A? 9? |
6?
6? |
Q?
10? |
7? 6?
|
?????
|
Raises
to $400 |
Raises
to $800 |
Calls
$800 |
Calls
$700 |
FOLD |
Calls
$400 |
|
The first time this entire tournament four
players are in a hand before the flop. David is
a VERY mild favorite. |
FLOP: 10? 5?
4? |
Paul has an "open-ended" straight draw,
needing either a 3 or an 8 to make a straight.
Willie has "flopped the top pair", meaning he
matched one of his cards with the top-ranked
card of the flop. |
|
CHECK
|
|
Bets
$500 |
Raises to $1,000 |
ALL-IN
$1,900 |
Calls
$1,200 |
|
Calls
$1,400 |
Calls
$900 |
|
Willie is a 50% favorite to win. A side pot
will now be made that only Nicole, David and
Paul and bet into and win. Since Willie is
all-in, he can only win the $11,000 in the main
pot. |
TURN: 3? |
Paul has made his straight...and Willie is
"drawing dead", meaning no card left in the deck
can help him. |
|
Bets
$3,900 (Side) |
|
Paul just takes a stack of chips and says, "I
don't know how much that is. I'll just put it
in." That is a blatant "tell", something you do
or say that tells anyone who can pick up on it
what you have. Paul has all but broadcast that
he has the straight. |
FOLD |
Calls
$3,900 (Side) |
|
Before he bets, David
rubs his nipple under the bathrobe he wore to
this occasion..."for luck". And he'll need it;
all that can save David is a 7, which would
split BOTH pots between them. |
RIVER: J?
COMMUNITY: J? 10?
5? 4?
3? |
|
|
|
CHECK |
|
|
CHECK |
|
Paul most likely
checked because there are three spades on the
Board...and, if David had two more, that would
have been a flush, which would have beaten
Paul's straight. Had David raised (and big),
Paul would have been bluffed out of the pot most
likely. Fortunately for Paul, David checked. |
|
6?
6? J? 10?
5?
|
10?
10? Q? J? 5?
|
7? 6?
5? 4?
3? |
|
|
OUT |
WIN $11,000 (Main)
WIN $7,800 (Side) |
|
So Willie Garson, who smacked
Lady Luck on the behind (as Kevin put it) in his
qualifier, is out after a few hands and joins Kevin
in the "Lounge of Non-Winners". "Evil Willie"
wonders how Paul stayed in the hand from the very
start, since 7-6 was NOT a good starting hand...and
berates himself for being "on tilt", or so
frustrated that he made mistakes. The GOOD news is
that The Children's Hospital of Denver
receives $7,500 on Willie's behalf. The BAD
news is that Ben Affleck was probably saying, "I
lost to THAT guy?!?"
Back at the table, David asks tournament director
Robert Thompson to get the "drink lady" over so he
can have a second beer. But the hands go merrily
on, with or without David's booze...
David
|
Paul
(D) |
Richard (SB) |
Nicole (BB) |
2? A? |
6?
5? |
????? |
????? |
Raises to $600 |
Raises to $1,000 |
FOLD |
FOLD |
Calls
$400 |
|
David has "Acey-Deucey"...but
the fact they're both in diamonds also means
they're "suited connectors", two cards of
consecutive rank in the same suit, good for
straight AND flush draws and fairly decent
hands. |
FLOP: 7? 4?
Q?
|
Another open-ended straight draw for Paul. |
Bets
$600 |
Raises to $1,200 |
|
Calls
$600 |
|
TURN: 8? |
Paul did it AGAIN! Another straight! David
is drawing dead. |
Bets $600 |
Raises to $5,000 |
|
FOLD |
|
|
WIN $10,300
|
|
|
Paul, after his bet, leans back in his chair,
as if relaxed. That is another "tell" that he
has a good hand. Whether David caught it or not
is unknown, but he made a good "lay down". |
After the hand, David gets his
drink from Brandi, the "drink girl". David pays her
off with some paper money...leaving the table to
wonder where in his robe he pulled it out of.
Director Thompson says out loud, "One minute left in
the round." Texas Hold 'Em tournaments are usually
timed and, when the round ends, the blinds go up.
This will be the last hand with $100 and $200
blinds.
Paul
|
Richard (D) |
Nicole (SB) |
David
(BB) |
J? 5? |
????? |
Q? 9?
|
????? |
Raises to $1,000 |
FOLD |
Calls
$900 |
FOLD |
Paul has "Motown" (Jack(s)
'n' 5), while Nicole has Quinine (Say
"Queen-nine" REALLY fast). |
FLOP: Q? K? J? |
The flop comes "Picasso", named so because
face cards are usually called "paints". Nicole
flopped middle pair and an inside straight draw
(needing a 10) while Paul flopped the bottom
pair. |
|
Bets
$1,500 |
|
FOLD |
|
|
WIN $3,700 |
|
CURRENT CHIP COUNT |
Paul Rudd
|
$24,900 |
David Cross |
$15,000 |
Nicole
Sullivan |
$7,700 |
Richard
Schiff |
$2,400 |
Blinds have gone up to $200 (SB) and $400 (BB).
Richard |
Nicole (D) |
David
(SB) |
Paul
(BB) |
????? |
????? |
6? 5?
|
A?
6? |
FOLD |
FOLD |
Raises to $800 |
Calls
$400 |
FLOP: K? 3? J? |
|
Bets
$400 |
FOLD |
|
WIN $2,000 |
|
Oddly enough, David only had a 15% chance to
win. Paul "mucked" the better hand. |
Willie tells Kevin and Phil
that the winner of each of the prelims was the one
that drank the most at the table. Read into that
what you will as we move on:
Nicole |
David
(D) |
Paul
(SB) |
Richard (BB) |
????? |
????? |
A? 3? |
A? 5? |
FOLD |
FOLD |
Raises to $1,700 |
ALL-IN
$2,400 |
|
Calls
$700 |
|
FLOP: 5? 4? 2? |
YOIKS! Paul flopped a wheel (five-high
straight)! But Richard isn't quite dead yet. A
3 would split the pot. An Ace and a 5 or two of
either will win it for him. |
TURN: 2? |
STILL not over. Richard can still split with
a 3 or win with a 2 or a 5. |
RIVER: Q? |
|
5? 4?
3?
2? A? |
5? 5?
2? 2?
A?
|
|
WIN $4,800 |
OUT |
So Richard Schiff evacuates
of the "west wing" of the table and heads for the
Lounge to join Willie and Kevin. Richard says,
"They're knocking the bald guys out one by one. I
hope David is next." He couldn't use a cap given to
him by Sarah Silverman. Ah, well, $10,000
goes to the Weingart Center Association at
the least. Phil had Richard in the pool according
to him...and Richard has a 6am call for West Wing
that he doesn't expect to keep.
Back at the game, David tries to talk Director
Thompson into changing "Shuffle up and deal" into
the phrase he introduced at his prelim game:
"Shuffle the @#$% up!" But Thompson is too
traditional and starts the deal the traditional way.
David |
Paul (D) |
Nicole (BB) |
This is the very next hand. Since Richard
was to post the Small Blind had he stayed in,
it is passed up. Nicole STILL plays the Big
Blind, though. |
J? 5? |
A?
A? |
???? |
Calls $400 |
Calls $2,000 |
FOLD |
Calls $1,600 |
|
Paul is WAY in the
lead with "pocket rockets"...or "Joe Louis"
since they're both black Aces.
Willie: "Paul...can win this thing in, like,
20 minutes." |
FLOP: 6? 9? 2?
|
Bets $400 |
Raises to $5,000 |
|
FOLD |
|
David takes a LONG time to fold, explaining
to the table that he knows where he screwed
up, thinking that Paul was bluffing and
missing the obvious tells. Well, David DIDN'T
screw up here, folding a hand that was a 96%
underdog. |
|
WIN $9,800
|
|
Nicole says she's learned
NOTHING about poker or her competitors. Yet Kevin
says that two far more experienced poker players are
in the Lounge before SHE is.
Paul (D) |
Nicole (SB) |
David (BB) |
A?
10? |
K?
7? |
???? |
Calls $3,000 |
Calls $2,800 |
FOLD |
FLOP: 7? Q? 9?
|
Nicole flopped a pair. Paul is a 70%
underdog. |
|
ALL-IN
$4,300 |
|
Calls $4,300 |
|
TURN: 4? |
Paul needs to pair one of his cards to win
the pot and knock Nicole out of the
tournament. |
RIVER: 6? |
A?
Q? 10?
9?
7? |
7?
7? K?
Q? 9?
|
|
|
WIN $15,000
|
|
Nicole "doubled up", winning an all-in bet
and essentially doubling her chip count.
|
Richard tells Phil that Paul
must've been feeling VERY lucky after flopping TWO
straights...and THAT'S why he was so aggressive
while having next to nothing.
CURRENT CHIP COUNT |
Paul Rudd
|
$22,000 |
Nicole
Sullivan |
$15,000 |
David Cross |
$13,000 |
As the cards are dealt,
Nicole gathers her chips and says, "That's five more
penises removed from male cats." (Her charity helps
stray cats by spay or neutering them). David
retorts by saying, "Oh, those orphans...are gonna be
psyched about that. 'No more milk? But a cat got
his @#$% removed? That's all right...'"
Nicole (D) |
David (SB) |
Paul (BB) |
????? |
K?
J? |
????? |
FOLD |
Raises to $800 |
FOLD |
|
WIN $1,200
|
|
Before he looks at
his cards, David consults a small booklet
typed up by Phil to help them play poker
better. It must have worked; he won with a
"bachelor's hand" (Jack-King off-suit...think
about it). |
David (D) |
Paul (SB) |
Nicole (BB) |
A?
K? |
6?
6? |
????? |
Raises to $800 |
Raises to $1,600 |
FOLD |
Calls $800 |
|
|
David has "Big
Slick", the best non-paired hand in Hole 'Em...but
Paul's wired 6s make him a fair favorite.
|
FLOP: 9?
A? 8? |
David has become the fave with his pair of
"bullets". He studies Paul to see if he can
pick up a tell...like him sitting forward when
he has a bad hand. Then, after arguing about
Nicole drinking his beer and a "spit take"...
|
|
CHECK |
|
Bets $800 |
Raises to $1,600 |
|
Calls $800 |
|
|
Paul give ANOTHER "tell" when he slams his
chips confidently on the table. This is
usually a sign of weakness. |
TURN: 2? |
|
Bets $2,500 |
|
Calls $2,500 |
|
|
Paul is bluffing...and Nicole knows it but
can't say (that's against tournament rules).
Paul needs a third 6 to win. |
RIVER: 4?
COMMUNITY: A? 9? 8? 4?
2? |
|
Bets $3,500 |
|
ALL-IN
$7,300 |
FOLD |
|
WIN $3,400
|
|
David played that last part very well. He
more or less said to Paul, "I know you
have nothing...and you just gave me a lot of
chips!" |
Paul (D) |
Nicole (SB) |
David (BB) |
????? |
Q? 6? |
7?
6? |
FOLD |
Raise to $1,200 |
Calls to $800 |
FLOP: 4? 3? 6? |
Both flopped a pair of 6s, but David has an
inside straight draw, needing a 5.
Nicole (to David): "When you look to your
right, do you wish it was Shannon
(Elizabeth)?"
David: "Del Shannon, actually."
|
|
Bets $600 |
Raises $1,200 |
|
Calls $600 |
|
TURN: 8?
|
|
Bets $600 |
Raises to $1,600 |
|
Raises to $2,600 |
Calls $1,000 |
RIVER: 6?
COMMUNITY: 6? 6?
8? 4? 3?
|
Both have the "Devil's Hand" (6-6-6), but
Nicole has a Queen "kicker" whereas David has
a 8. |
|
Bets $1,000 |
Raises to $4,000 |
|
ALL-IN
$9,600 |
Calls $5,600 |
|
6? 6? 6?
Q?
8? |
6? 6? 6?
8? 7?
|
|
WIN $29,200
|
|
In the course of the last two hands, the chip
lead has gone from Paul to David to Nicole.
|
As Nicole relaxes after that
big pot win (and Paul rubs David's nipple through
his bathrobe), who should join Willie and Richard in
the Lounge than Ben Affleck. When Kevin mentions
what he thought Ben thought after Willie got bumped,
Ben couldn't agree more, although he admits to
having some fairly bad hands in the heads-up match.
Then David Schwimmer, another of Willie's victims in
the first game, shows up. David admits to playing
some blackjack after his loss and actually MADE some
money. Then Ben suggests making a side table
amongst the four of them. Kevin yells, "Get us some
chips and a few decks!" But things get a little
nervous when PHIL says he wants in on that.
CURRENT CHIP COUNT |
Nicole
Sullivan |
$29,200 |
Paul Rudd
|
$12,000 |
David Cross |
$8,800 |
Blinds are now $300 (SB) and
$600 (BB)
Nicole (D) |
David (SB) |
Paul (BB) |
????? |
5?
4? |
10?
5? |
FOLD |
Calls $300 |
Raises to $1,200 |
|
Calls $900 |
|
FLOP: 2?
A? A?
|
Paul has a "nut flush draw", needing
another club to get the best flush possible.
David has an inside Wheel draw, needing a 3.
|
|
CHECK |
CHECK |
TURN: 3?
|
David made his Wheel...but Paul can STILL
get a club and win the pot. |
|
Bets $600 |
Calls $600 |
RIVER: 7?
COMMUNITY:
A? A?
7? 3?
2? |
|
Bets $1,300 |
FOLD |
|
WIN $4,900
|
|
David (D) |
Paul (SB) |
Nicole (BB) |
K?
5? |
Q? 5? |
7? 3? |
FOLD |
FOLD |
|
|
|
WIN $900
|
Winning a pot by default like that is not
very common. Nicole had one of the worst
hands in Hold 'Em, but David and Paul didn't
think their hands would hold up. All Nicole
won, however, was Paul's $300 Small Blind.
Perhaps neither guy wanted to give Nicole more
chips than she already has. :) |
Paul (D) |
Nicole (SB) |
David (BB) |
K? 9? |
????? |
K? 10? |
Raises to $1,200 |
FOLD |
Calls $600 |
Paul has a "dog" of a hand (K-9), but David
has a much better hand in the "woodcutter"
("K-10" sounds like "cuttin'") |
FLOP: 2?
3?
10? |
|
|
Bets $1,200 |
FOLD |
|
|
|
|
WIN $3,900
|
Ben says that "Ruddsy's
finished." Once again, David yells, "SHUFFLE THE
@#$% UP!"...and, as the applause dies down, Director
Thompson adds, "...and deal." David also complains
about how Ben and David Schwimmer get preferential
treatment when it comes to food perks.
Nicole (D) |
David (SB) |
Paul (BB) |
5? 2? |
10?
3? |
????? |
FOLD |
FOLD |
|
|
|
WIN $900
|
Another default win. But, really, who
WOULD play Nicole and David's hands? |
Now Shannon Elizabeth has
joined the fray in the Lounge...and Phil gets very
distracted.
David (D) |
Paul (SB) |
Nicole (BB) |
????? |
K? 4? |
9?
5? |
FOLD |
Calls $300 |
CHECK |
Since Paul didn't raise (he MEANT to, but
he put $300 in first and that constitutes a
call; if you raise, you must but all the chips
you raise with in at the same time), Nicole
can just check. |
FLOP: 10? Q? 2?
|
|
CHECK |
CHECK |
TURN: J?
|
Both Nicole and Paul have open-ended
straight draws. Nicole needs a King or 8,
Paul an Ace or 9. |
|
CHECK |
CHECK |
RIVER: 10?
COMMUNITY:
10? 10? Q? J? 2?
|
|
CHECK |
CHECK |
Nicole COULD have made a bet to scare Paul
out. She can do that with such a huge chip
lead. As it is, she checks and Paul is only
going to pick up the blinds. |
|
10? 10?
K? Q? J?
|
10? 10?
Q? J? 9? |
|
WIN $1,200
|
|
CURRENT CHIP COUNT |
Nicole
Sullivan |
$28,600 |
Paul Rudd
|
$11,800 |
David Cross |
$9,600 |
As Brandi serves more drinks
to the players, Nicole states, "I'm gonna wear that
outfit (a golden two-piece outfit) if I win."
Paul (D) |
Nicole (SB) |
David (BB) |
A?
6? |
J? 4? |
????? |
Raises to $1,200 |
Raises to $2,700 |
FOLD |
Raises to $4,200 |
Calls $1,500 |
|
Ben catches a "tell" when Paul raises to
$4,200. Paul just stacked chips, but needed
to stack more to make the minimum raise.
That's a sign that he doesn't know what he's
doing anymore. |
FLOP: 6? J? 10?
|
|
Bets $2,500 |
|
FOLD |
|
|
|
WIN $11,500
|
|
Nicole gave off a tell as well. As she
drank her drink, she kept looking at Paul,
WANTING him to call her. But Paul didn't.
|
Nicole (D) |
David (SB) |
Paul (BB) |
A?
K? |
10?
5? |
????? |
Raises to $1,500 |
Calls $1,200 |
FOLD |
Nicole has "Big Slick" and David has "Woolworths"
(five-and-dime). |
FLOP: 4? J? 8? |
David has flopped a flush! Nicole is
already drawing dead! |
|
CHECK |
|
Bets $4,000 |
ALL-IN
$9,700 |
|
David did a "check-raise", feigning
weakness to get Nicole to toss more chips in,
then raising the bet to show he's stronger
than she thought. He went all-in just in case
Nicole had a high club in her hand. Here,
Nicole rubs her OWN nipple under her dress,
and then... |
Calls $5,700 |
|
|
David has doubled-up....and Schwimmer
applauds it in the Lounge. |
TURN: 4?
RIVER: 9? |
4?
4? A? K? J? |
J?
10? 8? 5? 4? |
|
|
WIN $23,000
|
|
David has regained the chip lead...and
Nicole compliments him on his excellent play.
|
Blinds go up to $400 (SB) and
$800 (BB). Ben, Schwimmer and Shannon have left the
Lounge...maybe to start their own game, who knows.
David (D) |
Paul (SB) |
Nicole (BB) |
K?
4? |
6? 6? |
J?
7? |
Call $800 |
Raises to $1,600 |
Calls $800 |
Calls $800 |
|
FOLD |
FLOP: A? 6? 10?
|
Paul's turn to get the Devil's Hand...
|
|
ALL-IN
$3,200 |
Calls $3,200 |
FOLD |
|
|
...and he runs with it. Nicole thinks he's
bluffing...but she learns when the cards are
flipped. Paul's a 96% favorite, and Nicole's
only chance is running Jacks. running 7s or
running Queen-King to make a straight
("running" = "in a row on Turn and River").
|
TURN: Q?
|
Ut oh... |
RIVER: K? |
|
6? 6? 6? A? K?
|
A?
K? Q? J?
10? |
|
OUT
|
WIN $11,200
|
Nicole got "Broadway" on the River! The
odds of getting the running cards needed were
1 in 52.5! Phil and Kevin call this a
"suck-out", a good hand beaten by a lucky hand
by someone who shouldn't have been in the pot
in the first place. It's so named because it
just sucks the life out of the one who got
caught. It's also called a "bad beat".
|
NOBODY can believe that Paul
Rudd got "sucked out"! Paul sulks towards the
Lounge where he is comforted by Kevin, Willie and
Richard. Kevin reiterates what Phil said earlier
that Nicole had no hand to even call a bluff is Paul
had indeed been doing that. Paul knew he had to go
all-in with the "trips". But getting beaten like
that...calls for at LEAST six or seven drinks.
Kevin would tell Paul later that his charity,
Project ALS, gets $12,500.
So it's heads-up
action between Nicole Sullivan and David Cross, the
two "Cinderella stories" from the prelims. Both
were down to the felt (extremely low on chips) but
fought their way back to make it to the Final
Table. They bring out the $100,000 which would go
to the winner on a silver platter...as if they don't
have ENOUGH pressure on them to win. It's time, for
the Celebrity Poker Showdown Championship, to
SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL!
CURRENT CHIP COUNT |
Nicole
Sullivan |
$28,600 |
David Cross |
$21,400 |
Nicole (D) (SB) |
David (BB) |
5? 2? |
????? |
FOLD |
|
|
WIN $1,200
|
Another default win. |
David comments that he and
Nicole are "the last two people America THOUGHT
would be here...or that Bravo WANTED to be here."
David (D) (SB) |
Nicole (BB) |
Q? 6? |
6?
6? |
Calls $400 |
Raises to $4,800 |
FOLD |
|
|
WIN $5,600
|
David "limped in", or just called. That's
usually an indication that the hand is weak.
|
Paul thinks Nicole is a
better poker player than she let anyone think...but,
in reference to charities, he has to root for
David. Richard and Willie agrees. Here is where
Kevin tells Paul about the 12.5Gs for Project ALS.
Nicole (D) (SB) |
David (BB) |
Q?
Q? |
K? 6? |
Raises to $2,000 |
Calls $1,200 |
FLOP: 7? 3? 4?
|
David has an inside (or gut-buster)
straight draw, needing a 5. But Nicole's
still a 74% fave. |
|
Bets $800 |
Raises to $1,800 |
Calls $1,000 |
TURN: 6?
|
|
Bets $1,600 |
Raises to $3,200 |
Calls $1,600 |
Not too many would raise into a possible
straight on the Board, but Nicole is confident
her hand is the best...which it is. |
RIVER: 10?
COMMUNITY:
10? 7?
6? 4? 3? |
|
CHECK |
Bets $2,000 |
Calls $2,000 |
Q?
Q? 10?
7? 6?
|
6?
6? K?
10? 7? |
WIN $18,000
|
|
Nicole made a "value bet", a bet small
enough that David might call even if he had a
bad hand. It worked; David lost $2,000 more
than he should have. |
Phil is thoroughly impressed
how Nicole played that hand. And everyone in the
Lounge is REALLY starting to wonder if Nicole hasn't
been hustling everyone into thinking she was a bad
player.
CURRENT CHIP COUNT |
Nicole
Sullivan |
$37,200 |
David Cross |
$12,800 |
Nicole looks at her right
thumbnail, which has taken a bit of a beating.
David could care less, going, "Dude, she was so @#$%ing
hot...but then I saw her thumbnail and I'm, like,
out of there!"
(This is the only time in the whole show that
they seemed to skip a hand as Nicole is back as the
Dealer Button)
Nicole (D) (SB) |
David (BB) |
5? 2? |
????? |
Raises to $2,500 |
FOLD |
WIN $3,200
|
|
Another default win for Nicole. She used
her position to bet David out and collect the
blinds. |
After David reciprocates
while the boys in the Lounge were discussing
Nicole's strategy...
Nicole (D) (SB) |
David (BB) |
A?
A? |
7? 5? |
Raises to $2,500 |
FOLD |
WIN $3,200
|
|
Once again, Nicole uses the position. Most
pros would "slow roll" pocket Aces, but Nicole
knows that David likes to stay in pots for the
most part Not this one, though. |
David consults Phil's booklet
again. and Kevin hopes he reads the part apart
playing the player and not just the cards.
David (D) (SB) |
Nicole (BB) |
Q?
6? |
J? J? |
Calls $400 |
Raises to $1,700 ("that much") |
FOLD |
|
|
WIN $2,500
|
Nicole is "grinding", slowly taking David's
chips away. |
Nicole (D) (SB) |
David (BB) |
Q? 8? |
J? 2? |
Raises to
$3,000 |
Calls $1,200
|
FLOP: A? Q? 9?
|
Nicole's a 96% favorite (the same Paul was
before his suck-out). |
|
Bets $1,200 |
Raises to
$4,000 |
ALL-IN
$8,200 |
Calls $4,200
|
|
David was trying to
bluff having Aces...but Nicole didn't buy it
for an instant. |
TURN: 8? |
This gives David an outside chance. He
needs a 10 on the river to make a straight or
Nicole wins. Nicole proved earlier that it
can happen... |
RIVER: K? |
...but not THIS time. |
Q? Q? A? K?
8?
|
A? K?
Q? J? 9?
|
TOURNAMENT WINNER!
$22,400 |
OUT |
So the National Gulf War
Resource Center gets $20,000 thanks to
David Cross...but it's Nicole Sullivan, the least
likely person thought to win, wins the
$100,000 first prize for Alley Cat Allies!
After getting mucho congrats from the other celebs
and Phil, Kevin tells Nicole about how they felt
Nicole was hustling them. She didn't deny it, but
she didn't say she was, either. Kevin gives Nicole
the gold chip that signifies her the first-ever
Celebrity Poker Showdown Champion. Nicole says,
"Liquor helps. Drink...because it makes you
smarter. Everyone else were greater players than
me...and it was just luck. But it's awesome...that
every single person walks away with money for their
charities.
This is Chris Wolvie reminding you (like Kevin
did every episode), "It's not the size of your
stack; it's how you play your chips!" |