Round 1: something Oprah's fans can't wait for her to do (6). Ron jumps in with the whole car thing for #1! Rest of the family comes in with getting married and a new book club entry. The Mercers try to steal with the baby. It was either that or run for president... Got it for 84! Other answers: lose weight, become president.

Round 2: something you might see an "out of order" sign on that would make you very unhappy (5). Carrie fires with a bathroom for #1. Telephones, ATMs, and... an elevator? The Mercers hope so... Not there! It's a six-point Feud with the Williams at 90! Other answer: gas station/pump.

Double Round: one thing people run out and buy after a natural disaster (full board). Cindy hoses down the board with water for number one. The champs also get food. Can the Mercers steal again with gas? Not there! The Williams have 250! Other answer: flashlights, batteries (said), clothes/shoes, insurance.

Triple Round: if you got fired from your job on Monday, something you'd might do on Tuesday (4). Unemployment office beats shopping as Jackie wins the faceoff. Ron looks for a job... and he finds it under #1! Sleep in does it for the Williams, as they win, 514-84!

Carrie and Jackie take on the Fast Money again. Hopefully, they'll turn the trick this time... They do it with two to go for a two-day total of $20,875!

John beat a big champ to get to the first lectern today, but he faces more mature competition than he did previously. How will he manage? He starts with $200 College Athletics. So far.. no good for the champion. He's $1000 under. Rick has $2600, while Jeanne has $3800 at the TV time out.

Rick finds the Daily Double under $1000 World Capitals. Trailing by $600, he bets the level on the capital the Dutch East India Company took over and rebuilt with many canals. "No idea." It was Jakarta, as Rick drops to $2200. He gains ground, enough to tie Jeanne at the half with $4400. John, with $1400, gets to set the pace by picking first in Double Jeopardy!...

... with $400 Say the "Magic" Words. Moving to First Novels for $2000, the Daily Double is under that one. John goes all in on this... Larry McMurtry took the title of this first novel from William Butler Yeats' famous epitaph. "What is 'Lonesome Dove'?" Nope, it was "Horseman, Pass By", as John is zapped to nothingness. Going to Which Craft, as Jeanne finds the Daily Double under $1600, betting only $1000 on the "fast" partner of the Mayflower. "What is the Speedwell?" Right for $8200. She moves up to $12,200 at the end of this round to John's $1600. Rick, though, leads large with $22,000.

BUT! A change in scoring drops Jeanne to $8200 and literally gives Rick the game provided he doesn't pull any heroics in...

Final Jeopardy! in "Hit Songs": this No. 1 hit from 1968 was part of a hit film's soundtrack & was originally written about Eleanor Roosevelt. Correct question: What is "Mrs. Robinson?"

Rick is the only one right, so he's the only one returning with $24,000! John leaves with $23,795.

But what about Kimberly? She wins watches, but can she convert into a Dodge Caravan? Her game is Pathfinder (C-Note: Why don't they ever play Pathfinder for a Pathfinder? Because a Pathfinder is a foreign car). Unfortunately, Kimberly doesn't go anywhere. She missed the second number, and wipes out on the three small prizes: the knife sharpener, the mini-washer, and the cordless phone. So she sweeps the board as well... but not in the way intended. Hey, Roger, how many times has that happened?

"*holds up two fingers* Twice."

Thought so. The car, by the way, was $20,194. Taking Kimberly's place is MSG Carlice Moffett, USMC. He gets a wine cellar and a pass to play for $10,000. The Grand Game target: $5.50. The products: Udderly Smooth foot cream, Hot Pockets, Quickie Soap & Scrub, Coricidin HBP, Theragesic, and Garlique. He goes for the Hot Pockets... $2.29. Then comes the foot cream... 97c! Then the scrub brush... $4.89! He goes on with the Garlique.... $13.99... Dang. But don't cry for him, as he's a one-spin wonder in the Showcase Showdown, winning $1000.

But who'll join him? Erik gets out of the row with a day sailer in round 4. He's pushing over for a brass bed with sleep set. The setup: 2 4 7 9 5 3 5 6 0. He pushes to $4795... and he pushes too far, missing out on a good night's sleep worth $5356.

Jacqueline Rowe gets on stage with a set of "occasional tables". But what she'd really like comes with four wheels... a 2006 Ford Focus! She can win that OR snowshoe equipment OR whatever loose change they found out on the promenade. First number in the car is 1. The game, of course, is Any Number. The 4... Piggy bank. The 7... CAR! The 5... Snowshoes. The 3... Piggy Bank. The 6... Snowshoes. The 9... Snowshoes. Jacqueline wins snowshoes worth $956.

Last chance for Sherri... sniped by Rachel Bloch, who wins a PDA. Now she can win a pool table and a digital piano. The pool table is marked $3500. The piano is $2595. Is that true or should they be Switched? Rachel leaves them be... and it's a good thing, because she's right! That's all the winning she'll do, as Erik wins the Showdown...

First Showcase: bad signs with a computer, a trip to Ireland, and a travel trailer. Top winner Erik passes to Carlice, who bids $22,000. Actual price: $30,206. Difference: $8206. Second Showcase: prizes shown before Brandi takes lunch... Krispy Kreme doughnuts (C-Note: the official doughnut of Game Show Newsnet), a gas grill, and a 2006 Pontiac Vibe! He bids $19,000. Actual price... $19... 240! For the fourth time this season, we have a DOUBLE SHOWCASE WINNER! Erik takes home $52,341!

Stats: 2-4, $74,564.