Round 1: when you sneak out of work and you get caught, a reason you give for leaving (6). Jonathan fires with being sick... #1! A family emergency and a call of nature follow. The Cruzados try to steal with the car being broke down... Nope. 85 goes to the Hawkins. Other answers: hungry/lunch, forgot something, smoke cigarette.

Round 2: one thing people know about Rosie O'Donnell (5). Melissa... "She's a lesbian?" Yep. #1. She also had her own talk show. The Cruzados try living on Miami Beach... Nope, Hawkins are up to 152. Other answers: pleasingly plump, loud/outspoken, she's funny.

Double Round: something in your house that's worn out (5). Jennifer makes the champs three for three with the carpet at #1. The couch is also a bit worn. What about the fence for the steal? Nope. Hawkins have 236. Other answers: chair, clothes/shoes, me.

Triple Round: a famous Jerry (4). Jerry Seinfeld is... #3? Brian wins the faceoff with that. Laura tries Jerry Springer... #2. Fellow dancing star Jerry Rice is #4 for Jonathan. Jennifer sweeps it with #1, Jerry Lewis to win 521-0.

Jonathan and Melissa take to the Fast Money board again, getting only 122 for $610, a two-day total of $20,610.

Two officers... one Jeopardy! champion. Who'll reign supreme this Friday?

She starts with $200 The English Beat. At the TV time out, Dom leads it with $2200 to Val's $2000. Kelly is $200 down.

Dom goes into the lead again as he finds the Daily Double, $800 the Fall. He bets $1800 on this: on November 8, 1519 the sight of his forces made the Tenochtitlaners feel like they'd "eaten stupefying mushrooms". "Alex, who is Cortes?" Right for $4600. He still leads it with $5800 against Kelly's $2400. Val, with $1600, starts Double Jeopardy!...

... with $400 World Museums, where Kelly finds the first Daily Double under $2000. She bets $2000 on this: it's the set of museums that includes the Museo Pio-Clementino, exhibiting sculpture. "I really don't have a clue, what is... the Pieta?" Nope, it was the Vatican, dropping her to $2400. She gets another chance with $1600 Life Science, betting $2000 again on this: in a fish's 2-chambered heart, it's the chamber that receives blood from the veins. "What is the atrius?" Close. It's the atrium.

We only get to hear three clues from James Lipton of "Inside the Actors Studio" fame, as Kelly leads this match with $10,400 against Val's $7200 and Dom's $5000.

Final Jeopardy! in "Literary Titles": this 1954 book title refers to an impaled sow's head, an offering to the "beast". Correct question: what is Lord of the Flies?

Val is right... Kelly's also right to win with $14,500, giving her $31,800 for two days.

Blinds are $800 and $1600. Starting seven minutes in with Mike's K-7 suited against Daniel's K-9 offsuit. There's a 14% chance at a tie. Flop is 10-8-7, two hearts. Daniel's open-ended against Mike's pair. Turn is K?. Daniel puts Mike all-in. River card... 6?. Daniel has outdrawn Mike, who sends his mouth home. We're heads-up.

After a while, David raises to $6000 on pocket hooks (J?J?). Daniel calls with K-Q suited. Flop: 3-8-Q. Turn: 10?.Gives Daniel the flush draw, and he is all-in... River card... 9?. Daniel makes his flush and doubles up to $87,900.

David tries to set a trap with a limp-in on his K-8 against Daniel's Big Chick (A?Q?). Flop: A-Q-7. Top two pair. Turn: 4?. Grey drawing dead at this point. Daniel bets $4500 and wins.

Grey's all in with J-8. Daniel calls with paired 7s. Flop: Q-5-6. Turn: A?. David needs an 8 or a Jack... and it's Kid Poker the victor with a 6? on the river! Daniel Negreanu wins $120,000.

Six new players next week, but meanwhile, enjoy the director's cut tomorrow.

Janet wins an $800 sofa and a chance at a clock... or a 2007 Jeep Wrangler! Or, of course, there's the spare change hidden in Craig Ferguson's couch. First number in the car... 1. Next, 9. Clock. Next, the 7 and 8... are in the car! The 1... is in the piggy bank. The 5... car! The 2... clock. The 6... She wins.... the $18,765 car!

Jordan punches out a home trainer worth $878 in round 3. He's going on a Shopping Spree now for a set of golf equipment, a kitchen island, a digital piano, and a gumball machine. Target price: $6500. He takes the piano first... $2595. Next, the kitchen island at... $2397. Finally, the golf equipment at... $1814! He's a winner!

Rita wins the first spot in the Showcase. Meanwhile, Capt. Moises Alvarez of the United States Air Force is down and up with a set of cookware worth $2295. He's got a chance at $10,000 in 1/2 Off. First pair, a candlestick phone marked $40 and a $100 (?) knife sharpener. He thinks the phone is 1/2 off.... Right! Next, a breakfast maker marked at $39 and a personal cooler marked $15. He goes with the cooler... Cool. Finally, a $40 hand mixer and a $114 shaver. He goes with the mixer... Right again! We're down to 3 and 12. Moises picks 3... Open the box...

Money!

Curtis Dunn scores a $637 set of sport tubes. Can he win a 2007 Chevrolet Aveo? The game is Money Game. The board is...

71  35  59
85  13  41
14  27  15

... and the middle number is 4. First pick, 15... Front of the car! Next, 27... dollars. And 35? Dollars. And 85? Dollars. Last pick is 59... Back of the car! He wins!

Last chance for Jennifer with a curio cabinet. Price: $1999. Winner... Bessie Knedler. She wins a chance at a catamaran... and a perfect show. She stops the Range Game Range at $9596. Actual price... $9776. That's just short. Sorry. But not too soory, as you're going to the Showcase as well.

First up, a new bedroom with sleep set, security system, and a trip to New Zealand. Top winner Rita passes to Bessie, who bids $16,000. Rita gets mice and cheese. We have a cat tree, dinnerware, an HDTV, and a 2007 Ford Freestar. She bids $23,000. Actual price: $29,333, a difference of $6333. Actual price of Bessie's Showcase... $19,418! She wins with $21,457!

Stats: 5-1, $80,685.

Going into the Double Round, score favors the Hernandez, 108-56. Double: a symptom that may require you to wear glasses (3). Marlen can't see well for #1. Burning is also up there. Can the Chiesas steal with headaches? Yes, for 230!

Triple: a change associated with pregnancy (4). Guadalupe gets #2, malaise. Paola gets the big one with the belly. Changing humor is also there. Can the Hernandezes steal with sleeping more? Nope! Chiesas win, 473-56. Other answer: ill.

Before we go any further, Marco Antonio says hi to a 100-year-old. Here's hoping he reaches 101. March 17, the day. Okay, Dinero Rápido: Richard and Javier score 198 for $500.

Will the Archilas become pentacampeones today? After three, the Archilas lead, 171-73.

Double: a subject emphasized in school, but nevertheless seemingly isn't applied in the real world (3). Hector fires with #1, math. That's all they get. That's all they may need. The Chiesas try to steal with spelling... Not there! Archilas make it five in a row, 327-73. Other answers: history, English.

Remember, this is the non-scientific polling of 100 Hispanics in America.

Alex draws "Buena Suerte". He and Jose take this DR board for... 161, for a final total of $13,500.