TOURNAMENT 3
CHAMPIONSHIP
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR
After five rounds of single-player action on CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN, we have arrived at the third tournament's Final Table! The winner of this No-Limit Hold-'Em tournament gets $100,000 out of the $250,000 Prize Pool (which I still don't know who put up)! Who will join Nicole Sullivan and Maura Tierney as CPS Champion?!
Let's, first, take a look at the players and how they got their "silver chip":
CELEBRITY | HOW THEY GOT HERE |
David Cross playing for the National Gulf War Resource Center |
The first CPS runner-up ran through his fellow Arrested Development stars Will Arnett, Jason Bateman and Judy Greer...oh, and Six Feet Under's Peter Facinelli as well. |
Jeff Gordon playing for the Jeff Gordon Foundation |
The NASCAR #24 driver raced laps around celebrity reality legend Kathy Griffin, comic magician Penn Jillette, Practice star Ron Livingston and Police Woman herself Angie Dickinson. |
Steve Harris playing for Kids First |
One of the stars of The Practice, Steve took out celebrity poker legend Mimi Rogers, "Iron Chef" Bobby Flay, comedienne Kathy Najimy and fellow Practice star Michael Badalucco. |
Seth Meyers playing for the Jimmy Fund |
Rookie SNLer Seth beat out his fellow cast-mate Amy Poehler, The Simpsons' Hank Azaria, American Dreams' Gail O'Grady and, finally, comedic actor Jeff Ross to make it to the Final Table. |
Dave Navarro playing for Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation |
The lead singer of the reformed band Jane's Addiction took out "Evil" Willie Garson, NYPD Blue's Jerry O'Connell, 90210's Jenny Garth and fought Spin City's Richard Kind in a grueling battle to win his table. |
(That's right; for the first time in CPS history, there are NO WOMEN at a table! Let the testosterone flow!)
Each celebrity will start with $10,000 worth of chips and the game will continue until one celebrity has all $50K in his/her possession. That person will win $100,000 for his charity. But not one of the charities will go away with less than $7500; the longer someone stays in the game, the more money his charity will receive. At the announcers' position beside the Losers' Lounge are host Dave Foley and poker expert Phil Gordon. They'll be calling the action emanating from the main room.
All right, enough of this stuff! Let's crown a champ! As Tournament Director Robert Thompson says. let's SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL!
Initial blinds are $100 (SB) and $200 (BB). The Dealer Button (D) starts on David.
(BTW, Foley picks David Cross to win, while Phil picks Seth Meyers)
Steve | Dave | David (D) | Seth (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
A♥ K♥ | Q♦ 9♣ | J♦ 4♦ | K♣ 6♦ | 3♣ 2♦ |
Raises to $600 | Calls $600 | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD |
FLOP: J♠ 10♣ K♦ | ||||
EEP! Dave flopped a king-high straight! BUT, if a Queen comes up on the Turn or River, Steve will have a HIGHER straight. | ||||
Bets $600 | Raises to $3000 | |||
Calls $2400 | ||||
TURN: 3♥ | ||||
CHECK | Bets $3000 | |||
Calls $3000 | ||||
RIVER: 9♦ COMMUNITY: K♦ J♠ 10♣ 9♦ 3♥ | ||||
CHECK | Bets $1200 | |||
Calls $1200 | ||||
K♥ K♦ A♥ J♠ 10♣ | K♦ Q♦ J♠ 10♣ 9♣ | |||
WIN $15,900 |
Dave | David | Seth (D) | Jeff (SB) | Steve (BB) |
K♦ 7♦ | K♣ 8♠ | 10♣ 5♣ | A♦ J♥ | 10♠ 9♠ |
Calls $200 | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $800 | FOLD |
Calls $600 | ||||
FLOP: 6♠ 3♥ K♠ | ||||
Bets $1000 | ||||
Raises to $3000 | Calls $2000 | |||
TURN: 8♦ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
Bets $3000 | FOLD | |||
WIN $10,800 | ||||
Dave had a big chip lead and used it to his advantage. Even though Jeff needed an Ace to beat him, he bet big to drive him, eventually, out of the pot. Now he has a BIGGER chip lead. |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Dave Navarro | $21,800 |
David Cross | $10,400 |
Seth Meyers | $9900 |
Jeff Gordon | $6000 |
Steve Harris | $1900 |
Jeff | Steve | Dave (D) | David (SB) | Seth (BB) |
Q♥ 2♥ | 6♣ 5♣ | J♠ J♦ | A♦ 4♦ | K♠ 8♠ |
FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $800 | Raises to $2900 | FOLD |
Dave says, "I'm a rock star...I'm not good at math. How much do I owe?" David replies, "Four purples and one orange (the $500 chips are purple and the $100 chips are orange)." Dave smiles, saying, "OK, colors I get." They would bother Dave about that for some time. | ||||
Calls $2100 | ||||
FLOP: J♥ 10♣ 8♥ | ||||
Dave got "trips Jacks"! | ||||
Bets $3000 | ||||
Raises to $6000 | FOLD | |||
WIN $15,000 | ||||
Here, Dave SHOWS his pocket Jacks. A little bad etiquette...but it serves a purpose. Since he's shown that he bets big with great hands, he can now bluff...and no one will know the difference. |
Dave | David | Seth (D) | Jeff (SB) | Steve (BB) |
K♦ Q♦ | 3♦ 2♦ | Q♠ 6♥ | A♦ K♥ | J♥ 7♠ |
Raises to $600 | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1600 | FOLD |
Raises to $2600 | ALL-IN $5800 |
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Calls $3200 | ||||
Jeff is a 71% favorite with his "Big Slick" over Dave's "marriage". | ||||
FLOP: 5♦ 4♥ 2♣ | ||||
Make that 84% | ||||
TURN: 10♦ | ||||
Ut oh...Dave has more outs. A Queen or a diamond will knock Jeff out. | ||||
RIVER: 4♣ | ||||
4♥ 4♣ K♦ Q♦ 10♦ | 4♥ 4♣ A♦ K♥ 10♦ | |||
WIN $11,800 |
David | Seth | Jeff (D) | Steve (SB) | Dave (BB) |
3♠ 3♣ | 9♣ 2♥ | A♣ 4♠ | 9♦ 7♣ | A♦ 3♦ |
FOLD | FOLD | Calls $200 | FOLD | CHECK |
FLOP: 3♥ 8♣ J♠ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
Bets "all those oranges" ($800) | FOLD | |||
WIN $1300 | ||||
When someone doesn't bother to count how many chips they toss in, it's usually a strong tell. And, yet, Dave had the better hand. |
Seth | Jeff | Steve (D) | Dave (SB) | David (BB) |
Q♠ 10♥ | 10♦ 8♥ | 7♣ 5♥ | 10♠ 5♠ | A♣ 5♣ |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | Calls $100 | Raises to $600 |
Calls $400 | ||||
FLOP: 8♠ 2♥ 5♦ | ||||
Both flopped "middle pair", but David's kicker is much higher. | ||||
CHECK | Bets $1000 | |||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $2200 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Dave Navarro | $21,300 |
Jeff Gordon | $12,100 |
Seth Meyers | $9900 |
David Cross | $5100 |
Steve Harris | $1600 |
Jeff | Steve | Dave (D) | David (SB) | Seth (BB) |
J♦ 2♥ | A♦ 10♠ | A♠ 9♣ | 8♥ 4♣ | Q♥ 2♣ |
FOLD | Raises to $400 | Raises to $1200 | FOLD | FOLD |
Calls $800 | ||||
FLOP: Q♣ 10♣ 4♦ | ||||
ALL-IN $400 |
Calls $400 | |||
TURN: 5♦ | ||||
Dave is drawing dead. Nothing on the River can help him beat Steve's hand. | ||||
RIVER: 9♦ | ||||
...not even a pairing of his 9s. | ||||
10♠ 10♣ A♦ Q♣ 9♦ | 9♣ 9♦ A♠ Q♣ 10♣ | |||
WIN $3500 |
Seth | Jeff | Steve (D) | Dave (SB) | David (BB) |
7♥ 4♣ | Q♣ 6♣ | K♥ 7♣ | A♥ 8♠ | 7♠ 4♥ |
FOLD | Calls $200 | FOLD | FOLD | CHECK |
FLOP: J♣ 9♠ 10♠ | ||||
Bets $600 | ||||
Raises to $3600 | FOLD | |||
WIN $4700 | ||||
David's no dummy. He's figured out his "out count" before folding. Seth and Steve rag on him because he knows "phrases". Truthfully, David had only three outs at the time: the three 8s to make a straight. |
Steve | Dave | David (D) | Seth (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
Before the cards were dealt, David asked Dave what song was going through his mind and Dave replied that it was "Blue Moon". David was thinking it was the "McDonald's theme". | ||||
A♦ 10♣ | 10♠ 7♥ | Q♠ 5♣ | 8♦ 6♠ | J♣ 4♦ |
Calls $400 | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | CHECK |
FLOP: 4♠ 3♣ 5♣ | ||||
Jeff has the best hand...BUT, Steve has a "wheel draw". | ||||
CHECK | ||||
Bets $600 | FOLD | |||
WIN $1600 |
Dave | David | Seth (D) | Jeff (SB) | Steve (BB) |
A♥ 6♥ | 9♦ 8♦ | K♣ 4♣ | 10♠ 5♣ | 6♦ 3♠ |
Calls $400 | Calls $400 | Calls $400 | FOLD | CHECK |
Steve talks about Kathy Najimy singing the chorus to "The Gambler" over and over again. David says that Pepperdine University did a study in which "it's not funny the first three times...and, after that, it's REALLY not funny!" | ||||
FLOP: 2♣ Q♠ J♣ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
CHECK | CHECK | Bets $1000 | FOLD | |
FOLD | FOLD | |||
WIN $2800 | ||||
Seth saw how weak everyone was and, with just a flush draw, bet to scare everyone out. |
Seth | Jeff | Steve (D) | Dave (SB) | David (BB) |
K♠ 6♠ | 10♠ 8♦ | 10♥ 4♥ | 8♠ 6♣ | 9♣ 9♦ |
Raises to $800 | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | Calls $400 |
FLOP: 4♠ 8♣ 9♥ | ||||
David consults his "WWJD" wristband. He shouldn't HAVE to, since he has the "persistent German virgin". | ||||
Bets $500 | ||||
Seth then consults HIS "Mel Gibson watch"...which apparently tells him to... | ||||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $2300 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Dave Navarro | $18,700 |
Jeff Gordon | $12,100 |
Seth Meyers | $10,500 |
David Cross | $5200 |
Steve Harris | $3500 |
Jeff | Steve | Dave (D) | David (SB) | Seth (BB) |
7♠ 3♦ | A♠ 6♠ | Q♦ 4♠ | Q♥ 2♣ | A♥ 5♥ |
FOLD | Calls $400 | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1200 |
Calls $800 | ||||
FLOP: K♠ 6♦ 9♣ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
CHECK | ||||
TURN: 6♥ | ||||
Steve has the Devil's Hand (6-6-6)! Seth is drawing dead! | ||||
CHECK | ||||
ALL-IN $2300 |
FOLD | |||
WIN $4900 |
Dave | David | Seth (D) | Jeff (SB) | Steve (BB) |
Q♥ 3♦ | Q♦ 4♣ | 10♦ 8♣ | 5♣ 5♦ | A♣ J♥ |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1200 | Calls $800 |
FLOP: 2♥ 3♠ 4♥ | ||||
Both Jeff and Steve have wheel draws now, but Jeff's ahead with the "speed limit". | ||||
Bets $2000 | FOLD | |||
WIN $4400 |
David | Seth | Jeff (D) | Steve (SB) | Dave (BB) |
K♠ 3♠ | A♦ 10♥ | 2♥ 2♦ | Q♥ 3♣ | 6♦ 3♦ |
Raises to $1200 | Raises to $2000 | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD |
Calls $800 | ||||
FLOP: 5♥ 7♦ 6♣ | ||||
Someone in the audience shouts out that David needs a banana...and David agrees. There's one waiting for him...but Robert Thompson says (correctly) that he can't approach any audience member during the course of a hand. | ||||
CHECK | Bets $2000 | |||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $6600 | ||||
Now that the hand is over, David gets the banana and holds it to the crowd, saying, "Behold the only power greater than yourself!" |
Seth | Jeff | Steve (D) | Dave (SB) | David (BB) |
A♦ 9♥ | J♦ 9♦ | 10♠ 2♦ | 9♠ 4♠ | 10♥ 5♦ |
Raises to $800 | Calls $800 | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD |
FLOP: 7♥ 6♦ 2♠ | ||||
CHECK | Bets $2000 | |||
Raises to $4000 | Raises to $7000 | |||
Calls $3000 | ||||
TURN: A♣ | ||||
CHECK | ALL-IN $5100 |
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ALL-IN $3900 |
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Jeff's bet is lowered to match Seth's all-in. And, with that, Seth doubles-up. | ||||
RIVER: Q♣ | ||||
A♦ A♣ Q♣ 9♥ 7♥ | A♣ Q♣ J♦ 9♦ 7♥ | |||
WIN $24000 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $23,400 |
Dave Navarro | $18,700 |
Steve Harris | $3500 |
David Cross | $3200 |
Jeff Gordon | $1200 |
Steve | Dave | David (D) | Seth (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
K♥ 3♥ | J♥ 9♥ | 10♥ 7♣ | Q♦ 2♥ | K♣ 5♠ |
FOLD | Raises to $1200 | FOLD | FOLD | ALL-IN $1200 |
Jeff is a 53% fave to double-up... | ||||
FLOP: 3♣ 9♦ 6♥ | ||||
...until THAT! DAVE is now an 85% fave! But Jeff can still win with a King. | ||||
TURN: 5♥ | ||||
Jeff has four outs: either King or either 5. | ||||
RIVER: 5♥ COMMUNITY: 3♣ 9♦ 6♥ 5♥ Q♥ | ||||
And Jeff Gordon spins out of control...and out of the race! | ||||
Q♥ J♥ 9♥ 6♥ 5♥ | 5♠ 5♥ K♣ Q♥ 9♦ | |||
WIN $2700 | OUT - 5th Place |
David | Seth (D) | Steve (SB) | Dave (BB) |
J♦ 6♠ | Q♥ 3♠ | A♠ 7♣ | 3♦ 2♣ |
Before David can even play, Jeff yells from the Lounge, "Go all-in! It gets LONELY back here!" | |||
FOLD | FOLD | Calls $300 | CHECK |
Dave FEIGNED going all-in, stopping Steve's heart for a second. | |||
FLOP: 3♥ A♥ 5♠ | |||
Bets $2000 | FOLD | ||
WIN $3200 |
Seth | Steve (D) | Dave (SB) | David (BB) |
5♠ 3♠ | 10♠ 6♠ | A♣ 2♥ | ????? |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | |
WIN $1200 | |||
Uhhhhh...yeah. |
Steve | Dave (D) | David (SB) | Seth (BB) |
A♠ 8♠ | 10♣ 8♣ | 6♠ 2♦ | K♠ Q♥ |
Raises to $1200 | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $3600 |
FOLD | |||
WIN $5100 |
OK, poker-playing wannabes, it's time again for HOW WOULD YOU
PLAY IT?! We'll only see Dave's hand alone and see how he plays
through the hand...and how he (and, thus, you) SHOULD play through the hand.
David | Seth (D) | Steve (SB) | Dave (BB) |
????? | ????? | ????? | 10♥ 6♥ |
FOLD | FOLD | Calls $300 | CHECK |
"You" (that is, Dave) are in the Big Blind...and Steve only called "you". "You" don't have very good cards, so just check and see the flop for free. | |||
FLOP: K♣ 8♥ J♥ | |||
OK, "you" have a LITTLE better hand in a flush draw. And "you" are in position, too, meaning Steve acts first throughout the hand. If Steve bets, however, "you" should bail. If he checks, bet to scare him out. | |||
CHECK | CHECK | ||
I said "bet", not "check", Dave. | |||
TURN: J♠ | |||
A pair on the Board, especially a high one, is scary. But, if Steve checks again... | |||
CHECK | |||
...go all-in and scare him out! | |||
CHECK | |||
RIVER: 2♠ COMMUNITY: J♠ J♥ K♣ 8♥ 2♠ | |||
CHECK | |||
What could Steve POSSIBLY have? It must be rags! BET! ANYTHING! TAKE THE POT!! | |||
CHECK | |||
YOU WUSS! (I mean Dave, not you.) And all Steve had was Q♠ 5♠. But, y'know, it's good enough. | |||
J♥ J♠ K♣ Q♠ 8♥ | J? J? K? 10? 8? | ||
WIN $1200 | |||
Had Dave played more aggressively, HE would have picked up the blinds. WORST..."HOW WOULD YOU PLAY IT" PLAYING...EVER! |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $24,300 |
Dave Navarro | $19,300 |
Steve Harris | $3200 |
David Cross | $3200 |
Seth | Steve (D) | Dave (SB) | David (BB) |
J♠ 3♣ | A♠ K♦ | 10♦ 6♦ | J♣ 9♦ |
FOLD | Calls $600 | FOLD | CHECK |
FLOP: A♣ 3♦ 4♣ | |||
CHECK | |||
Bets $1000 | FOLD | ||
WIN $2500 |
David | Seth (D) | Steve (SB) | Dave (BB) |
Q♠ 10♦ | J♣ 10♥ | K♦ 3♥ | 6♠ 4♠ |
ALL-IN $2300 |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD |
WIN $3200 |
Seth | Steve (D) | Dave (SB) | David (BB) |
J♣ 6♥ | 10♥ 7♥ | 5♥ 5♣ | K♣ 10♣ |
FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1200 | Calls $600 |
FLOP: 6♦ 4♠ 5♦ | |||
Dave flopped "15 miles of bad road!" David's only hope is to catch running 10s or running Kings. | |||
Bets $2000 | ALL-IN $2000 | ||
Dave "tapped" David, betting just enough to put David all-in. | |||
TURN: 8♣ | |||
While there is no way David can win now, he's not quite dead yet. If a 7 comes on the River, the pot will be split. | |||
RIVER: Q♥ | |||
And after three solid games, David FINALLY goes to the Loser's Lounge! | |||
5♥ 5♣ 5♦ Q♥ 8♣ | K♣ Q♥ 10♣ 8♣ 6♦ | ||
WIN $6400 | OUT - 4th Place |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $24,300 |
Dave Navarro | $22,500 |
Steve Harris | $3200 |
Dave (D) | Seth (SB) | Steve (BB) |
Q♠ 3♦ | 10♥ 7♥ | 9♥ 4♦ |
FOLD | Calls $400 | CHECK |
Seth talks about his preliminary round like it was broadcast live (it was really just a few days before this table. He claims that the Red Sox are now in first place...to which Steve replies, "Well, we know it ain't October!" | ||
FLOP: Q♣ 8♣ K♣ | ||
CHECK | CHECK | |
TURN: 5♥ | ||
CHECK | CHECK | |
RIVER: Q♥ COMMUNITY: Q♣ Q♥ K♣ 8♣ 5♥ | ||
Had Dave stayed in, he would've had three Queens...or "six t**s", as the vulgar players put it. | ||
CHECK | CHECK | |
And, as Foley would put it, we are in the "Check Republic"! | ||
Q♣ Q♥ K♣ 10♥ 8♣ | Q♣ Q♥ K♣ 9♥ 8♣ | |
WIN $1600 | ||
See how Seth picked up the blinds? The fourth card was the kicker...and it was BARELY better. BTW, Seth claims that Gail O'Grady, whom he knocked out of his prelim table, had whispered as she left that she was going to kill him. |
Seth (D) | Steve (SB) | Dave (BB) |
A♦ 2♠ | K♥ K♦ | 8♥ 4♣ |
Raises to $1600 | ALL-IN $1200 |
FOLD |
Seth's raise is lowered to match Steve's all-in. Steve is a 71% fave with his "cowboys" over Seth's "Acey-deucey". (If you listen, you can almost hear Seth channeling Phil Gordon back at the Bay 101 Shooting Stars tournament saying, "Ace, baby! Ace me!") | ||
FLOP: 3♥ A♥ Q♣ | ||
And he gets ACED! Seth is now an 85% fave. Steve needs another King or... | ||
TURN: 3♣ RIVER: Q♦ | ||
...Steve is done! | ||
A♦ A♥ Q♣ Q♦ 3♥ | K♥ K♦ Q♣ Q♦ A♥ | |
WIN $3200 | OUT - 3rd Place |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $27,500 |
Dave Navarro | $22,500 |
Dave (D) (SB) | Seth (BB) |
Q♠ 10♦ | 6♠ 3♦ |
Raises to $1600 | FOLD |
WIN $2400 | |
Seth whispers (loudly) that he and Dave can just take the money and run to Tijuana. |
Dave (D) (SB) | Seth (BB) |
Seth just won't stay quiet. He talks about meeting a fortune teller after his high school prom who told him he'd be playing poker against Dave. Dave replies, "Must've been a LONG time ago." (He's ribbing him | |
K♠ 10♥ | J♠ 6♠ |
Raises to $3000 | Calls $2200 |
FLOP: 3♣ 4♥ 2♥ | |
At seeing the Flop, everyone in the Loser's Lounge complains about how many times there has been a "connected flop" (like 2-3-4) during this match. Phil claims the game is rigged and, when Jeff complains, that Dave is more popular than Jeff. Seth, hearing this, then yells, "Keep your voice down, Phil Gordon!" Dave claims it was really his father that said it. | |
CHECK | |
Bets $4000 | FOLD |
WIN $10,000 |
Blinds are now $500 (SB) and $1000 (BB).
Seth (D) (SB) | Dave (BB) |
7♣ 7♦ | A♦ 9♥ |
Raises to $3000 | Raises to $5000 |
Calls $2000 | |
FLOP: 2♥ A♠ 9♠ | |
Dave stands and curses...a "tell" of strength. Makes sense since he has two pair. | |
ALL-IN $22,000 | |
FOLD | |
WIN $32,000 |
Seth (D) (SB) | Dave (BB) |
Much like Wanda Sykes and Travis Tritt did during the second CPS tournament, Seth and Dave say they'll collaborate on an album...and even give a preview with an "a capella" performance together. | |
K♣ 10♣ | K♦ 9♥ |
Calls $500 | Raises to $2000 |
Raises to $7000 | Calls $5000 |
FLOP: 8♣ 8♦ 8♠ | |
Seth says, "I have the 8...I just have a low kicker." | |
FOLD | |
WIN $14,000 | |
When Dave finds out he folded out of turn, he berates himself...heavily! He is definitely "on tilt". |
Seth (D) (SB) | Dave (BB) |
J♦ 7♣ | A♦ 8♦ |
Calls $500 | Raises to $4000 |
FOLD | |
WIN $5000 |
Dave (D) (SB) | Seth (BB) |
K♣ 10♣ | A♠ K♥ |
Raises to $3000 | Raises to $9000 |
Calls $6000 | |
Seth's "Big Slick" is a 69% fave over Dave's "woodcutter" | |
FLOP: 8♣ 8♦ 10♦ | |
But Dave flops two pair! HE is the fave now at 87% | |
CHECK | |
Bets $3000 | Raises to $6000 |
Calls $3000 | |
TURN: A♥ | |
Now it's SETH that leads with his BETTER two pair! Seth is a 96% fave. | |
ALL-IN $8000 | |
ALL-IN $8000 |
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They are both all-in! If a 10 comes off, Dave wins. Otherwise... | |
RIVER: 3♥ | |
10♣ 10? 8? 8? A? | A♠ A? 8? 8? K♥ |
OUT - 2nd Place | CPS CHAMPION! |
And, so, Dave Navarro's charity, the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation, gets $20,000 for his runner-up standing. But Seth Meyers is the one who takes $100,000 to the Jimmy Fund and leaves with the currently-three-of-a-kind GOLDEN chip which signifies him Champion of Celebrity Poker Showdown! Foley asks Seth about it and he says to Dave, "I'd feel a lot worse for you...if you weren't married to Carmen Electra!" And it's David Cross who takes them out of the program...leaving ME to say the CPS mantra: "Whoever said 'it is not whether you win or lose' was definitely NOT talking about poker!"