TOURNAMENT 3
EPISODE 4
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR
Here we go again with the third rendtion of CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN, the serious cash-money tournament that plays like Beverly Hills home games! There will, as always, be five games of five celebs each, with the winner of each game advancing to the Final Table and a big piece of the $250,000 Prize Pool for his/her charity. (No telling who put up the Prize Pool this time around).
Once again, a returning player joins four rookies at this final table before the...uh,...Final Table:
CELEBRITY | BIO |
Hank Azaria playing for Project ALS |
Back from being the first man eliminated from his first-=season prelim table, the voice of almost every non-Simpson character on The Simpsons is back for another go-round. But will he make it to the Final Table this time, or will his cards STILL make him "have a cow"? |
Gail O'Grady playing for Elephant Sanctuary |
After spending time on NYPD Blue, Gail appeared in several films before landing a role as Hele Pryon on NBC's hit drama American Dreams. Will she be feeling blue or dreamy after this tournament? |
Seth Meyers playing for the Jimmy Fund |
Comedian Seth has only STARTED his career in show business. But he seems to be funny enough to not be ready for prime time and landed a role on Saturday Night Live. Will he be laughing all the way to the bank...or take a Chevy Chase-like fall? |
Amy Poehler playing for Rosie's Place (women's shelter in Boston) |
Amy is ALSO an SNL regular, but she ALSO had a role on Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade and the movie "Wet Hot American Summer". Will this be a good summer for Amy...or will she stand "upright" and leave for the Lounge? |
Jeff Ross playing for Meals on Wheels |
This comedian has been in several successful comedy movies, most recent being "National Security" and "Along Came Polly" He's also working on reviving The Gong Show on the WB. Will he secure a victory...or be gonged out of the table? |
Each celebrity will start with $10,000 worth of chips and the game will continue until one celebrity has all $50K in his/her possession, thus making him/her eligible for the Final Table later in the year. At the announcers' position beside the Losers' Lounge are host Dave Foley and poker expert Phil Gordon. They'll be calling the action emanating from the main room.
All right, enough of this crapola. As Tournament Director Robert Thompson says. let's SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL!
Initial blinds are $50 (SB) and $100 (BB). The Dealer
Button (D) starts on Amy.
Amy | Seth | Gail (D) | Jeff (SB) | Hank (BB) |
Even before the cards are dealt, Hank says he's "all-in". Of course, he's out of turn, so it doesn't count...even if he WASN'T joking. | ||||
9♥ 9♠ | K♦ 10♦ | J♣ 2♥ | 6♣ 5♥ | A♠ 10♣ |
Calls $100 | Raises to $600 | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1200 |
FOLD | Calls $600 | |||
FLOP: 5♦ K♠ 10♥ | ||||
Seth flopped two pair. | ||||
Bets $600 | ||||
Raises to $1800 | FOLD | |||
WIN $4950 | ||||
The table then talks about Phil Gordon. Amy claims to have dated him for 3 years. Jeff claims he has the "bluest eyes"...and Hank says he's uncomfortable. |
Hank | Amy | Seth (D) | Gail (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
6♦ 4♠ | 10♥ 9♥ | 9♣ 5♣ | Q♣ 10♦ | Q♠ 2♣ |
FOLD | Calls $100 | FOLD | Raises to $250 | FOLD |
Calls $150 | ||||
FLOP: 3♥ 3♦ A♠ | ||||
Bets $400 | ||||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $1000 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $12,300 |
Gail O'Grady | $10,250 |
Jeff Ross | $9850 |
Amy Poehler | $9300 |
Hank Azaria | $8300 |
Amy | Seth | Gail (D) | Jeff (SB) | Hank (BB) |
A♣ A♦ | K♦ 8♠ | J♠ 2♦ | 10♥ 8♦ | 10♠ 6♠ |
Raises to $500 | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD |
WIN $650 | ||||
Hank bugs tourney director Robert Thompson about reminding him to post a blind...and Jeff asks Robert if he even WORKS at the Palms. And, BTW, Amy overplayed her Aces. |
Seth | Gail | Jeff (D) | Hank (SB) | Amy (BB) |
10♦ 4♥ | A♠ K♣ | Q♦ 3♦ | A♥ 8♣ | J♦ 2♥ |
FOLD | Raises to $600 | FOLD | Raises to $1200 | FOLD |
Calls $600 | ||||
FLOP: 4♣ 3♥ 6♥ | ||||
Bets $2000 | ||||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $4500 |
Seth | Gail | Jeff (D) | Hank (SB) | Amy (BB) |
A♦ A♥ | 9♦ 4♣ | A♠ 10♣ | 6♥ 2♠ | 9♠ 7♠ |
Raises to $600 | FOLD | Calls $600 | FOLD | FOLD |
Hank: "Robert and
Amy are actually brother and sister." Seth: "Everyone who works here is a relative." Jeff: "I'm a Maloof!" (The Maloof brothers own the Palms, as well as the Sacramento Kings) |
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FLOP: 2♣ Q♦ 7♥ | ||||
Bets $1200 | FOLD | |||
WIN $2550 | ||||
Seth was fine with HIS Aces before the Flop...but he overbet after the Flop. Still, he $600 plus the blinds. |
Gail | Jeff | Hank (D) | Amy (SB) | Seth (BB) |
Q♣ 10♠ | J♦ 6♠ | K♥ 7♦ | J♥ 4♦ | J♣ 10♥ |
Raises to $200 | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $600 |
Calls $400 | ||||
FLOP: 10♣ A♣ 3♥ | ||||
Both flopped "middle pair"...BUT, Gail has a flush draw AND a better kicker with the Queen. | ||||
Bets $600 | ||||
Calls $600 | ||||
TURN: 2♥ | ||||
Bets $1200 | ||||
Calls $1200 | ||||
RIVER: 8♠ COMMUNITY: A♣ 10♣ 8♠ 3♥ 2♥ |
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CHECK | ||||
CHECK | ||||
10♠ 10♣A♣Q♣8♠ | 10♥10♣A♣J♣8♠ | |||
WIN $4850 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $11,700 |
Gail O'Grady | $10,400 |
Hank Azaria | $9500 |
Amy Poehler | $9400 |
Jeff Ross | $9000 |
The price of poker has gone up; blinds are now $100 (SB) and $200 (BB).
Amy | Seth | Gail (D) | Jeff (SB) | Hank (BB) |
K♦ 7♠ | 7♣ 2♠ | K♥ 8♠ | J♠ 4♥ | 3♠ 3♣ |
FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $400 | FOLD | Raises to $1000 |
Calls $600 | ||||
FLOP: 9♠ 6♠ 5♦ | ||||
Bets $2000 | ||||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $4100 |
Seth | Gail | Jeff (D) | Hank (SB) | Amy (BB) |
7♣ 6♥ | K♠ 9♦ | A♠ K♣ | A♦ 8♠ | K♦ 2♣ |
FOLD | Raises to $400 | Raises to $800 | FOLD | FOLD |
Calls $400 | ||||
FLOP: J♦ 10♣ 9♠ | ||||
Both Gail and Jeff have inside straight draws...but a Queen would give Jeff an ACE-high straight (called "Broadway") while Gail would only have a KING-high straight. | ||||
Bets $1000 | FOLD | |||
WIN $2900 | ||||
Jeff is showing himself as a tight player, so an aggresive bet like Gail's will scare him out every time. |
Gail | Jeff | Hank (D) | Amy (SB) | Seth (BB) |
J♦ 7♦ | 6♦ 6♥ | Q♣ 4♠ | 7♥ 5♣ | 4♥ 2♣ |
FOLD | Calls $200 | Raises to $600 | FOLD | FOLD |
Calls $400 | ||||
The players come up with nicknames for each other. Jeff is "Foldy" (though he'd rather be "Paris Hilton" since, according to him, he's "going down faster than her"), Seth is "Overbet", Amy wants to be "Lady Fantastic" and Hank wants to be..."Tamara"? | ||||
FLOP: 3♣ 5♦ 2♠ | ||||
CHECK | Bets $1000 | |||
Calls $1000 | ||||
TURN: 8♠ | ||||
CHECK | Bets $2000 | |||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $5500 |
Seth | Gail | Jeff (D) | Hank (SB) | Amy (BB) |
J♣ J♦ | 5♠ 3♠ | 9♠ 3♥ | A♥ 10♠ | A♣ 2♠ |
Raises to $600 | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1500 | FOLD |
Calls $900 | ||||
FLOP: Q♠ 8♦ 9♥ | ||||
Bets $2000 | ||||
Raises to $4000 | FOLD | |||
WIN $9200 | ||||
Jeff shows off his good-luck charm: the late Buddy Hackett's ring...which Jeff says he stole. |
Gail | Jeff | Hank (D) | Amy (SB) | Seth (BB) |
9♥ 7♦ | 10♠ 2♠ | 7♣ 3♠ | 2♣ 2♦ | 2♣ Q♥ |
FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $600 | Calls $500 | Calls $400 |
FLOP: Q♣ 6♠ A♥ | ||||
FOLD | Bets $1200 | |||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $3000 | ||||
When Amy folded, she started swearing like a sailor! |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $16,500 |
Gail O'Grady | $10,800 |
Amy Poehler | $8600 |
Hank Azaria | $8400 |
Jeff Ross | $5700 |
Gail | Jeff | Hank (D) | Amy (SB) | Seth (BB) |
8♥ 8♦ | 3♥ 2♥ | Q♥ 5♣ | A♥ K♦ | ??♠ ???♠ |
Raises to $600 | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1000 | FOLD |
Calls $400 | ||||
FLOP: 9♦ J♥ 9♣ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
Bets $1000 | Calls $1000 | |||
TURN: 6♠ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
Bets $1500 | FOLD | |||
WIN $5700 | ||||
During this hand, they talk about former jobs. Jeff and Hank were once caterers, Seth wrote "executive plays"...and Gail says she was a librarian but was fired because "Her section was always a mess." (Read into that what you will...) |
Hank | Amy | Seth (D) | Gail (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
A♣ 5♣ | J♥ 7♣ | Q♠ 5♦ | Q♦ Q♣ | A♦ 9♦ |
Raises to $1500 | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $2600 | FOLD |
Calls $1100 | ||||
FLOP: J♣ Q♥ J♦ | ||||
BOAT! Gail flopped a full house, a rare feat indeed! She was a 65% before the flop, but NOW the only thing that can stop her are running Aces on the Turn and River. | ||||
Bets $4000 | ||||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $9600 | ||||
But, like any amateur, she overplays it. |
Amy | Seth | Gail (D) | Jeff (SB) | Hank (BB) |
J♠ 7♠ | K♠ 7♥ | 8♦ 4♥ | 8♦ 4♥ | 8♣ 4♣ |
FOLD | FOLD | Calls $400 | Calls $200 | CHECK |
FLOP: A♠ A♠ A♠ | ||||
Bets $800 | FOLD | |||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $2000 |
Seth | Gail | Jeff (D) | Hank (SB) | Amy (BB) |
9♦ 6♦ | J♥ 3♥ | K♥ 5♣ | A♣ 7♦ | Q♠ J♠ |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1500 | Calls $1100 |
FLOP: 5♠ 3♠ Q♣ | ||||
Amy flopped top pair and a flush draw. She's a 92% fave to win the hand. | ||||
ALL-IN $4700 |
Calls $4700 | |||
There ARE times to bluff..but with nothing but Ace-Queen is NOT that time. Hank needs an Ace that's not of spades just to get ahead. | ||||
TURN: K♠ | ||||
And, with Amy's flush, Hank becomes the first person in CPS history to drop out first in two straight appearances! | ||||
RIVER: 2♠ | ||||
A♣K♠Q♣7♦5♠ | K♠Q♠J♠5♠3♠ | |||
OUT - 5th Place | WIN $12400 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $17,500 |
Gail O'Grady | $15,200 |
Amy Poehler | $13,200 |
Jeff Ross | $4100 |
Gail | Jeff (D) | Amy (SB) | Seth (BB) |
4♥ 4♦ | 2♣ ?♠ | Q♥ 10♣ | 4♣ 3♠ |
Raises to $800 | FOLD | Calls $600 | FOLD |
FLOP: 7♦ 5♦ 6♣ | |||
Bets $800 | |||
Raises to $1600 | FOLD | ||
WIN $4400 |
Gail | Jeff (D) | Amy (SB) | Seth (BB) |
Q♥ 5♦ | A♠ 5♠ | Q♠ 9♥ | A♣ 7♥ |
FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $800 | Calls $400 |
FLOP: 6♣ 9♠ 8♣ | |||
Seth has an open-ended straight draw, needing a 5 or a 10 to make it. | |||
Bets $1500 | Calls $1500 | ||
TURN: J♠ | |||
Bets $1000 | FOLD | ||
WIN $5600 | |||
Seth had a 20% chance to make the straight...but all he saw was his lack of a pair...and the possibility that Amy already HAD one...so he folded. |
Seth | Gail (D) | Jeff (SB) | Amy (BB) |
A♠ A♣ | A♥ 8♣ | 8♥ 5♠ | 7♦ 2♥ |
Raises to $800 | Calls $800 | FOLD | FOLD |
FLOP: 9♣ 10♣ 9♠ | |||
Bets $2000 | Calls $2000 | ||
Seth's hands shake as he pushes in the chips. This is a common "tell" among new players who are excited about their hand. Of course, he has every RIGHT to be. | |||
TURN: 7♥ | |||
Bets $4000 | Raises to $8000 | ||
Calls $4000 | |||
RIVER: 4♣ COMMUNITY: 9♣ 9♠ 10♣ 7♥ 4♣ |
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CHECK | Bets $5000 | ||
ALL-IN $4800 |
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Gail's bet is lowered by $200...and Seth has doubled up to a BIG chip lead. | |||
A♠ A♣ 9♣ 10♣ 9♠ 7♥ 4♣ | A♥ 8♣ 9♣ 10♣ 9♠ 7♥ 4♣ | ||
WIN $31,800 | |||
Gail's excuse? "I thought I had a straight!" |
Jeff | Amy (D) | Seth (SB) | Gail (BB) |
A♠ 2♠ | 3♣ 2♣ | Q♣ 10♣ | Q♦ 6♣ |
ALL-IN $2900 |
FOLD | Calls $2600 | FOLD |
FLOP: 7♥ 5♠ 7♠ | |||
Jeff was a decent fave before the Flop...but, with his flush draw, he's a BIGGER fave. | |||
TURN: 6♦ RIVER: 8♠ |
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A♠ 8♠ 7♠ 5♠ 2♠ | 7♥ 7♠ Q♣ 10♣ 8♠ | ||
WIN $6400 |
Gail | Jeff (D) | Amy (SB) | Seth (BB) |
Q♠ 10♦ | K♣ 4♠ | Q♦ 2♦ | K♦ 7♥ |
Calls $600 | FOLD | FOLD | CHECK |
FLOP: Q♣ 3♥ 7♠ | |||
Bets $600 | |||
Calls $600 | |||
TURN: 6♦ | |||
Bets $1500 | |||
ALL-IN $1100 |
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Seth's bet is lowered to match Gail's all-in. With the pair of 10s, Gail's an 89% fave. Seth needs a King or a 7 to knock Gail out. | |||
RIVER: 5♦ | |||
Q♠ Q♣ 10♦ 7♠ 6♦ | 7♥ 7♠ K♦ Q♣ 6♦ | ||
WIN $4900 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $25,100 |
Amy Poehler | $15,100 |
Gail O'Grady | $5200 |
Jeff Ross | $4600 |
Amy | Seth (D) | Gail (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
J♦ 10♥ | 6♥ 6♠ | K♥ 4♥ | J♣ 8♥ |
Raises to $1200 | Raises to $2400 | FOLD | FOLD |
Calls $1200 | |||
FLOP: 5♥ 3♦ K♣ | |||
Bets $2000 | FOLD | ||
WIN $7700 | |||
Seth's playing tight now. He has a monster chip lead...and he wants to KEEP it. |
Amy | Seth (D) | Gail (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
2♠ 2♥ | 8♦ 7♣ | Q♦ J♠ | 5♣ 4♣ |
Raises to $1200 | FOLD | ALL-IN $2500 |
FOLD |
Calls $1300 | |||
Amy's a VERY slight fave with her "ducks" vs. Gail's "mermaid" ("girl" on a "hook"). | |||
FLOP: Q♠ 3♣ J♣ | |||
So much for THAT. Gail flopped two pair! Only another 2 can knock Gail out. | |||
TURN: J♦ RIVER: 10♠ |
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2♠ 2♥ J♣ J♦ Q♠ | J♠ J♣ J♦ Q♠ Q♦ | ||
WIN $5600 |
Jeff | Amy (D) | Seth (SB) | Gail (BB) |
K♥ 2♥ | 10♥ 2♦ | A♣ 6♦ | J♥ 8♥ |
FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $1200 | Calls $600 |
FLOP: 8♠ 7♣ A♥ | |||
Seth has top pair. | |||
CHECK | CHECK | ||
TURN: 7♥ | |||
Seth now has TWO pair...BUT, Gail has a flush draw. | |||
Bets $3000 | Calls $3000 | ||
Gail is "on the come", betting into the POTENTIAL strength of a hand. | |||
RIVER: J♣ COMMUNITY: A♥ J♣ 7♣ 7♥ 8♠ |
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Gail didn't make the flush, but she has a pair of Jacks. Not enough, though. | |||
Bets $1500 | ALL-IN $1400 |
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A♣ 6♦ 8♠ 7♣ A♥ 7♥ J♣ | J♥ 8♥ 8♠ 7♣ A♥ 7♥ J♣ | ||
WIN $11,200 | OUT - 4th Place |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $30,100 |
Amy Poehler | $16,200 |
Jeff Ross | $3700 |
Blinds are now $400 (SB) and $800 (BB).
Amy (D) | Seth (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
K♠ 10♥ | A♦ 8♦ | 9♥ 2♦ |
Raises to $1600 | Raises to $4000 | FOLD |
Calls $2400 | ||
It's a toss-up between Amy's "woodcutter" and Seth's Ace-8. | ||
FLOP: 9♣ 5♦ A♠ | ||
So much for THAT. Seth has Aces now | ||
Bets $2500 | ||
Raises to $5000 | Calls $2500 | |
TURN: Q♦ | ||
Amy has a straight draw, Seth a flush draw. Amy needs a Jack that's not of diamonds to win. | ||
ALL-IN $9900 |
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Here, Seth leans back in his chair, a classic sign of strength...that NOBODY seems to pick up on in these tournaments! | ||
ALL-IN $7200 |
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See? | ||
RIVER: 8♥ | ||
A♠ K♠ Q♦ 10♥ 9♣ | A♦ A♠ 8♦ 8♥ Q♦ | |
OUT - 3rd Place | WIN $33,200 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Seth Meyers | $47,100 |
Jeff Ross | $2900 |
Yes, it's a big difference...but we've seen GREATER comeback on CPS, so Jeff's not dead yet. |
Jeff (D) (SB) | Seth (BB) |
Q♥ Q♦ | 8♥ 5♥ |
ALL-IN $2900 |
FOLD |
WIN $3700 | |
Before betting, Jeff puts his shoe to his ear like Maxwell Smart and asks Phil what he should do. Back in the Lounge (where Jeff can neither see or here him), Phil gets on HIS shoe and tells him to go all-in...which he does. |
Seth (D) (SB) | Jeff (BB) |
K♦ Q♥ | K♣ 3♥ |
Calls $400 | CHECK |
FLOP: 4♠ 6♥ 3♣ | |
CHECK | |
Bets $3000 | FOLD |
WIN $4600 |
Jeff (D) (SB) | Seth (BB) |
K♠ Q♦ | A♣ J♥ |
ALL-IN $2900 |
Calls $2100 |
It's another coin flip between Jeff's "marriage" and Seth's "Ajax" | |
FLOP: 7♥ 5♥ 2♥ | |
Seth now has a flush draw... | |
TURN: J♣ | |
...and now a pair! Jeff needs a King or Queen that's not a diamond to stay alive. Otherwise,... | |
RIVER: 7♣ | |
...Seth wins the tournament! | |
7♥ 7♣ K♠ Q♦ J♣ | J♣ J♥ 7♥ 7♣ A♣ |
OUT - 2nd Place | TOURNAMENT WINNER! |
And, so, while Jeff's Meals on Wheels gets $5000 (and Jeff hops away on his
crutches), it's rookie Seth Meyers who takes the currently-15-of-a-kind
silver chip which gets him to the Final Table. Jimmy Fund has a chance
to win the $100,000 Grand Prize!
And the table is set! Dave Navarro, Jeff Gordon, David Cross, Steve Harris and
Seth Meyers will fight it out for the lion's share of the Prize Pool, with the
winner getting $100,000!