TOURNAMENT 2
EPISODE 1
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR
What follows is a televised-hand-by-televised-hand account. Obviously, since it's only an hour show, most hands are not televised so you're going to see a lot of jumping of the dealer button.
Last December, 25 celebrities competed in a poker tournament for charity. It was so successful for Bravo that they're at it again! From the Palms Casino in Vegas, it's the second tournament of CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN, the serious cash-money tournament that plays like Beverly Hills home games! There will be five games of five celebs each, with the winner of each game advancing to the Final Table and a big piece of the $250,000 Cingular Wireless(TM) Prize Pool for his/her charity.
Let's meet the five upstanding entertainers ready to put their poker prowess on the line this week:
CELEBRITY | BIO |
Jerome Bettis playing for The Bus Stops Here Foundation |
This Pittsburgh Steelers' running back is better known as "The Bus" because he runs over EVERYBODY in his path. Will he ride his way to the Final Table, or will he need some alternate transportation away from the casino? |
Rosario Dawson playing for Scenarios USA |
First appearing in the controversial film "Kids", Rosario has gone on to hits like "He Got Game" and "Men In Black II". Has SHE "got game" enough to win this tournament, or will she wish to be "neuralized" afterwards? |
Mena Suvari playing for the Starlight Children's Foundation |
The "beautiful" cheerleader of "American Beauty" and the sexy Heather of the first two "American Pie" films, will she be an all-American winner...or end up Six Feet Under (the HBO series she recently starred in)? |
Wanda Sykes playing for Habitat for Humanity |
This comedienne has been heard as the voice of Gladys Murphy on Crank Yankers and was recently seen on her own FOX series Wanda at Large. Will she dial this in or will she be considered "at large" by the others? |
Travis Tritt playing for St. Jude Children's Hospital of Memphis |
Travis is one of country music's greatest stars, having hits like "I'm Gonna Be Somebody", "Drift Off to Dream" and "Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof". Will this good ol' boy be "bullet"-proof at the table...or is HE just dreaming? |
Each celebrity will start with $10,000 worth of chips and the game will continue until one celebrity has all $50K in his/her possession, thus making him/her eligible for the Final Table later in the year. At the announcers' position beside the Losers' Lounge are NEW host Dave Foley and poker expert Phil Gordon. They'll be calling the action emanating from the main room.
All right, enough of this. As Tournament Director Robert Thompson says. let's SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL!
Initial blinds are $100 (SB) and $200 (BB). The Dealer Button (D) starts on Mena.
Rosario | Travis | Mena (D) | Jerome (SB) | Wanda (BB) |
9♣ 7♦ | K♦ 9♠ | K♣ J♣ | Q♥ 8♥ | Q♦ 2♣ |
FOLD | FOLD | Calls $200 | Calls $100 | CHECK |
Wanda was planning to fold but, remembering that she doesn't HAVE to since no one raised her Big Blind, she changes her mind and says that she checks. | ||||
FLOP: 5♠ 3♥ 3♣ | ||||
CHECK | CHECK | |||
CHECK | ||||
TURN: 10♠ | ||||
CHECK | CHECK | |||
CHECK | ||||
RIVER: 6♠ COMMUNITY: 3♥ 3♣ 10♠ 6♠ 5♠ | ||||
CHECK | CHECK | |||
Raises to $400 | FOLD | FOLD | ||
WIN $1000 | ||||
Mena, sensing weakness from all the checking, decided to bet into the pot. Even if Jerome and Wanda had called the bet, Mena STILL would have won with a King kicker. As it is, she only won the blinds. By the way, Dave and Phil have been given the task by Mena to come up with a poker "nickname" for her. |
Travis | Mena | Jerome (D) | Wanda (SB) | Rosario (BB) |
8♥ 3♥ | 6♥ 4♠ | Q♠ 5♠ | 10♥ 9♦ | J♦ 6♣ |
FOLD | FOLD | Calls $200 | FOLD | Raises to $800 |
Calls $600 | ||||
FLOP: A♠ 7♦ 4♦ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
Raises to $800 | FOLD | |||
WIN $2500 | ||||
Wanda tried to goad Rosario into betting by saying, "Go ahead; that ain't your money." From that ALONE, we glimpse into Wanda's strategy. |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Jerome Bettis | $10,900 |
Mena Suvari | $10,500 |
Wanda Sykes | $9700 |
Travis Tritt | $9700 |
Rosario Dawson | $9200 |
Wanda | Rosario | Travis (D) | Mena (SB) | Jerome (BB) |
8♣ 7♠ | 9♣ 9♠ | 10♠ 9♥ | 5♠ 5♣ | 6♥ 4♥ |
FOLD | Raises to $600 | FOLD | Calls $500 | FOLD |
Rosario's "German Virgin" is a heavy fave over Mena's "speed limit". | ||||
FLOP: 3♠ A♦ 9♦ | ||||
Rosario has flopped three...or a "PERSISTENT German virgin". | ||||
CHECK | ||||
Raises to $500 | FOLD | |||
WIN $1900 |
Mena | Jerome | Wanda (D) | Rosario (SB) | Travis (BB) |
J♥ 2♠ | 10♦ 8♠ | 7♣ 4♦ | K♦ 5♦ | Q♥ 10♥ |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | Calls $100 | Raises to $1000 |
Calls $800 | ||||
FLOP: 3♥ 7♥ 7♠ | ||||
Travis has about a 35% chance to get one of the eight remaining hearts to make a flush on the Turn or the River. Wanda would've flopped a "slot machine" (7-7-7) had she stayed in. | ||||
CHECK | Raises to $1200 | |||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $3200 |
Wanda | Rosario | Travis (D) | Mena (SB) | Jerome (BB) |
Q♠ 8♠ | 9♠ 3♠ | 4♣ 2♠ | 7♣ 6♣ | A♣ 10♣ |
Calls $200 | FOLD | FOLD | Calls $100 | Raises to $800 |
Raises to $1800 | FOLD | Calls $1000 | ||
FLOP: 10♠ Q♦ 7♥ | ||||
Bets $1000 | ||||
Raises to $2000 | Calls $1000 | |||
Wanda leans right over at Jerome after her raise. This is normally a "tell" of weakness. However, THIS time, she's a 79% favorite to win. | ||||
TURN: 6♦ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
CHECK | ||||
RIVER: A♥ COMMUNITY: A♥ Q♦ 7♥ 6♦ 10♠ | ||||
The one card that could help Jerome...and he GETS it! His Aces beat Wanda's Queens | ||||
Bets $3000 | ||||
ALL-IN $4300 |
FOLD | |||
WIN $15,100 | ||||
Jerome, inexperienced as he is with Hold 'Em, didn't figure out that the only way Wand could've beaten him was if she had a pair of Queens or an Ace-Queen as her hole cards. Wanda literally scared Jerome out of the pot with her all-in wager. |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Wanda Sykes | $15,500 |
Travis Tritt | $10,500 |
Mena Suvari | $9800 |
Rosario Dawson | $9200 |
Jerome Bettis | $5000 |
Mena | Jerome | Wanda (D) | Rosario (SB) | Travis (BB) |
J♥ 9♠ | Q♦ 10♥ | A♣ K♦ | 9♣ 4♠ | 6♠ 2♦ |
FOLD | FOLD | Calls $400 | FOLD | CHECK |
FLOP: 8♠ 10♣ A♥ | ||||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $1000 | ||||
Travis didn't HAVE to fold; he could have just checked. But, seeing as how bad his hand was, you can't blame him, really. |
Jerome | Wanda | Rosario (D) | Travis (SB) | Mena (BB) |
K♥ 9♣ | K♠ J♥ | 10♥ 5♦ | 7♣ 5♣ | Q♦ 7♠ |
FOLD | Calls $400 | FOLD | FOLD | CHECK |
FLOP: 6♣ 8♥ 8♣ | ||||
Had Travis stayed in, he would have flopped an "open-ended straight-flush draw"; he could've ended up with a straight with any 4 or 9, a flush with any club...or a STRAIGHT FLUSH with a 4 or 9 of clubs. | ||||
CHECK | ||||
CHECK | ||||
TURN: A♠ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
CHECK | ||||
...and welcome to Check-oslovakia. | ||||
RIVER: 3♠ COMMUNITY: 8♥ 8♣ A♠ 6♣ 3♠ | ||||
CHECK | ||||
CHECK | ||||
Mena bluffs going for her chips before checking. Wanda bluffs pushing ALL her chips in before checking. | ||||
8♥ 8♣ A♠ K♠ J♥ | 8♥ 8♣ A♠ Q♦ 7♠ | |||
WIN $1000 | ||||
Yup, this is the first televised hand of the game where the players actually had to show their hands. Both Wanda and Mena have a pair of 8s, but Wanda's Ace-King kickers are better than Mena's Ace-Queen, so she wins the Blinds. |
Wanda | Rosario | Travis (D) | Mena (SB) | Jerome (BB) |
9♣ 5♣ | A♣ Q♥ | 10♣ 5♦ | J♦ 3♥ | 7♠ 7♦ |
FOLD | Raises to $1200 | FOLD | FOLD | Calls $800 |
FLOP: 9♥ 2♥ 2♠ | ||||
Bets $1000 | ||||
Raises to $2000 | FOLD | |||
WIN $5600 | ||||
Once again, Jerome is scared out of the best hand by an aggressive bet. Jerome is obviously a "tight" player, only betting into hands he's at least 99% sure he can win. |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Wanda Sykes | $16,300 |
Rosario Dawson | $11,800 |
Travis Tritt | $11,200 |
Mena Suvari | $8700 |
Jerome Bettis | $2000 |
Rosario | Travis | Mena (D) | Jerome (SB) | Wanda (BB) |
J♥ 7♠ | Q♦ 7♣ | K♣ 5♣ | K♥ 9♥ | 3♦ 2♦ |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | ALL-IN $1400 |
FOLD |
WIN $2000 | ||||
Even though Wanda's hand was a fair underdog against Jerome's "pedigreed dog", she COULD have called with the "suited connectors". Instead, she claims that they'd "take away her NAACP card" if she "knocked out a 'brother'". |
Travis | Mena | Jerome (D) | Wanda (SB) | Rosario (BB) |
Q♠ 9♠ | K♠ 6♥ | 5♠ 4♠ | K♣ 9♥ | 6♦ 5♦ |
Raises to $1200 | FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $2400 |
Calls $1200 | ||||
Wanda claims Travis spent more money than what he had in front of him on tobacco. Travis reminds her that "no one has died from 'second-hand spit'." Wanda answers back, "They WILL if they spit on the wrong mother(bleep)!" | ||||
FLOP: 5♥ A♦ J♣ | ||||
Bets $3000 | ||||
FOLD | ||||
WIN $8100 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Rosario Dawson | $16,300 |
Wanda Sykes | $15,100 |
Mena Suvari | $10,500 |
Travis Tritt | $7000 |
Jerome Bettis | $1100 |
Jerome | Wanda | Rosario (D) | Travis (SB) | Mena (BB) |
K♣ 7♠ | J♥ 10♣ | K♠ 4♠ | J♣ 5♠ | 9♦ 2♣ |
ALL-IN $1100 |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | Calls $300 |
Though Mena's a HUGE underdog, she only had to call $300 more...which is nothing for someone with as much chips as her. Plus, even if Jerome DOES win, he'll STILL be far behind. | ||||
FLOP: 2♣ 6♥ 8♣ | ||||
Mena's flopped a pair of deuces. She's a 4-1 fave. Jerome needs a King or two running cards for a straight. | ||||
TURN: K♥ | ||||
Jerome has a pair of Kings now and is an 89% fave. But Mena can STILL win with a 9 or a 2. | ||||
RIVER: 8♠ | ||||
K♣ K♥ 8♣ 8♠ 7♠ | 8♣ 8♠ 2♣ 2♣ K♥ | |||
WIN $2600 |
Rosario | Travis | Mena (D) | Jerome (SB) | Wanda (BB) |
K♣ 7♣ | 6♣ 3♠ | 10♥ 5♦ | K♠ 7♠ | 9♦ 5♣ |
FOLD | FOLD | FOLD | ALL-IN $1800 |
Calls $1000 |
Jerome's suited cards are a 3-to-2 favorite against Wanda's "Dolly Parton". | ||||
FLOP: J♦ J♣ 4♦ TURN: 8♥ | ||||
The only thing that can knock out Jerome is... | ||||
RIVER: 9♣ | ||||
...a nine. So much for the NAACP card. | ||||
J♦ J♣ K♠ 9♣ 8♥ | J♦ J♣ 9♦ 9♣ 8♥ | |||
OUT - 5th Place | WIN $3600 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Rosario Dawson | $19,100 |
Wanda Sykes | $16,100 |
Mena Suvari | $9000 |
Travis Tritt | $5800 |
Wanda | Rosario (D) | Travis (SB) | Mena (BB) |
J♠ 9♠ | Q♦ 6♦ | Q♠ 5♥ | Q♣ 7♥ |
Calls $800 | FOLD | FOLD | Calls $0 |
FLOP: A♥ A♠ 5♦ | |||
CHECK | |||
CHECK | |||
TURN: 8♥ | |||
CHECK | |||
CHECK | |||
RIVER: 6♠ COMMUNITY: A♥ A♠ 5♦ 8♥ 6♠ | |||
CHECK | |||
CHECK | |||
A♥ A♠ J♠ 9♠ 8♥ | A♥ A♠ Q♣ 8♥ 7♥ | ||
WIN $2000 |
Mena | Wanda (D) | Rosario (SB) | Travis (BB) |
K♣ 2♥ | Q♠ 2♠ | J♦ 4♥ | 10♣ 6♦ |
FOLD | FOLD | Raises to $3500 | FOLD |
WIN $4500 | |||
Starting with this hand and lasting for quite a while afterwards, Wanda and Travis talk about cutting a record together and then going on tour. They make a reference to William Hung, the worst-ever tryout for American Idol who has been making a FORTUNE off his bad singing...and that makes Wanda, who can't sing a lick, very confident that their record and tour would rock. But, when she mentions that Jerome could drive the tour bus, Jerome leaves the Loser's Lounge and hands his "monster bus" toy to Rosario, saying to Wanda and Travis, "I ain't drivin' no Miss Daisy!" |
Wanda | Rosario (D) | Travis (SB) | Mena (BB) |
K♥ 2♠ | 8♥ 8♣ | 9♠ 5♦ | A♦ 7♣ |
FOLD | Raises to $3000 | FOLD | Calls $2000 |
Wanda calls the Rosario-Mena stand-off a "cute-off". Rosario's a slight favorite with her snowmen. | |||
FLOP: K♠ 7♦ 3♦ | |||
Mena now has a pair of "mullets"...but Rosario is STILL beating her. | |||
Bets $3000 | |||
Calls $3000 | |||
TURN: 2♦ | |||
Wanda would've had two pair by now had she stayed in. Mena has a flush draw, but Rosario's still ahead. | |||
CHECK | |||
Raises to $3000 | Calls $3000 | ||
RIVER: 5♥ COMMUNITY: K♠ 7♦ 5♥ 3♦ 2♦ | |||
Rosario has won...but Mena still thinks her hand is strong and that Rosario may be bluffing so... | |||
ALL-IN $2200 | |||
Calls $2200 | |||
8♥ 8♣ K♠ 7♦ 5♥ | 7♣ 7♦ A♦ K♠ 5♥ | ||
WIN $22,900 | OUT - 4th Place |
Rosario (D) | Travis (SB) | Wanda (BB) |
10♥ 2♦ | A♥ 5♣ | 8♦ 5♦ |
FOLD | Raises to $2000 | Calls $1000 |
FLOP: 5♥ 4♠ 5♠ | ||
BOTH Wanda and Travis have flopped a set of 5s! But Travis' Ace makes a better kicker, | ||
CHECK | Raises to $2000 | |
ALL-IN $1900 |
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Wanda's bet is lowered by $100 to cover Travis' all-in bet. Wanda needs an 8 to make a full house and knock her "tour partner" out. | ||
TURN: 2♣ RIVER: 3♠ | ||
5♣ 5♥ 5♠ A♥ 4♠ | 5♦ 5♥ 5♠ 8♦ 4♠ | |
WIN $7800 |
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Rosario Dawson | $31,800 |
Wanda Sykes | $10,400 |
Travis Tritt | $7800 |
Wanda (D) | Rosario (SB) | Travis (BB) |
Q♠ 9♦ | 7♥ 7♦ | Q♦ 2♥ |
FOLD | Raises to $3000 | Calls $2000 |
While the cards are dealt, Travis hums some gospel...which gives Wanda ideas for the "tour" but makes her wonder about him. Travis says he's sung with Patti LaBelle and Ray Charles, so he CAN hang with the "soul brothers and sisters". Wanda is impressed...but says, "Y'know that they told Ray Charles that you was Charlie Pride." (Pride was one of very few African-American country singers in the genre...and a good one, too.) | ||
FLOP: J♣ 6♣ 6♥ | ||
Bets $3100 | FOLD | |
WIN $9100 |
Blinds are now $1000 (SB) and $2000 (BB).
Rosario (D) | Travis (SB) | Wanda (BB) |
5♣ 4♣ | 10♦ 9♦ | J♠ 5♠ |
FOLD | Calls $1000 | CHECK |
Before Travis calls, a buff shirtless man comes out to replace drinks...much to Rosario and Wanda's pleasure. | ||
FLOP: 2♣ 7♠ 7♣ | ||
Phil often says that, when there's a pair on the Board, the first one to bet into the pot usually wins it, since everyone else is assuming that person as a third card to match the pair. Most of the time that's true... | ||
CHECK | CHECK | |
TURN: 4♥ | ||
CHECK | CHECK | |
RIVER: 4♠ COMMUNITY: 7♠ 7♣ 4♥ 4♠ 2♣ | ||
CHECK | CHECK | |
...but it only works if you actually BET into the pot! Had Travis tried a bluff at ANY time, he MIGHT have scared Wanda off. | ||
7♠ 7♣ 4♥ 4♠ 10♦ | 7♠ 7♣ 4♥ 4♠ J♠ | |
WIN $4000 | ||
Such as it is, Wanda wins with a Jack kick to the two pair on the Board. |
Wanda (D) | Rosario (SB) | Travis (BB) |
J♥ 9♦ | 5♠ 4♣ | 7♠ 2♠ |
FOLD | Raises to $4000 | ALL-IN $2800 |
Being "short-stacked", Travis had no option but to go all-in and Rosario's bet is lowered. As it turns out, he's a favorite with his suited hand. Wanda sees both hands and says, "And I thought I was the only one who played (bleep)!" | ||
FLOP: 4♠ 5♦ 10♥ | ||
OUCH! Rosario flopped two pair! Travis needs a LOT of help. | ||
TURN: 10♠ | ||
Rosario has a BETTER two pair...but the 10 of spades HELPS Travis. He can win with a 7 (to make a better two pair, 10s and 7s beating 10s and 5s) or a spade to make a flush. | ||
RIVER: 9♥ | ||
10♥ 10♠ 5♠ 5♦ 9♥ | 10♥ 10♠ 9♥ 7♠ 5♦ | |
WIN $5600 | OUT - 3rd Place |
But enough of that. Wanda and Rosario are now going heads-up. The
winner gets the silver chip that will signify her entry into the Final
Table. So let's SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL!!
CURRENT CHIP COUNT | |
Rosario Dawson | $37,600 |
Wanda Sykes | $12,400 |
(It may LOOK insurmountable, but ONE double-up and Wanda's
back in the game!)
Wanda (D) (SB) | Rosario (BB) |
9♠ 8♦ | K♦ 6♥ |
Calls $1000 | CHECK |
FLOP: 7♠ 7♦ 9♦ | |
CHECK | |
Raises to $3000 | FOLD |
WIN $7000 |
Rosario (D) (SB) | Wanda (BB) |
Q♦ 5♦ | ????? |
FOLD | |
WIN $3000 | |
Queen-5 suited is REALLY not too bad a hand heads-up...but Wanda's relative silence tells her she's got a decent hand...though SHE'LL never know. |
Rosario (D) (SB) | Wanda (BB) |
K♣ 9♦ | K♥ Q♠ |
Raises to $4000 | ALL-IN $14,400 |
Calls $10,400 | |
Before moving all in, Wanda tells Robert she wants to raise and asks for her options. Before Robert could say a word, though, Wanda says, "Save your breath" and moves all-in. And why not? She's a 3-to-1 fave. | |
FLOP: 4♥ 4♠ J♠ TURN: 6♣ | |
Wanda's a 95% favorite right now and clears a space for all the chips she thinks she's about to win. The only thing that could beat her... | |
RIVER: 9♠ | |
...is a 9! The card that Wanda used to kill Jerome killed her! | |
9♦ 9♠ 4♥ 4♠ K♣ | 4♥ 4♠ K♥ Q♠ J♠ |
TOURNAMENT WINNER! | OUT - 2nd Place |
And, so, while Wanda's Habitat For Humanity gets $5000, it's Rosario Dawson who receives the illustrious silver chip that signifies a Final Table participant. Her charity, Scenarios USA, just MAY get the $100,000 Grand Prize...if she beats the other four single-table winners!