Cannon goes back to his alter ego musician to start off the show, as he's wondering how he can improve his squeaky clean image to get some street credibility. Being stabbed in the back? No. Get a tattoo on the neck? No. Commit a robbery? Sure...but Leonard Robinson still wants to stab him. Give it time, son, give it time...

We have some new faces to go with the old. Nick's crew has Affion Crockett, Rasika Mathur, DeRay Davis, Rob Hoffman and Leonard Robinson. The opponent this evening - Derrick Watkins (AKA Fonzworth Bentley), who gets greeted with Nyima Funk, Mikey Day, Gene Hong, Darrel Heath and Spanky Hayes. The guest for the evening is Trillville who's looking to chill and thrill us.

Fonzworth (who says that he's 'too cool' to talk to the crowd) gets introduced to the game by way of Got Props? You get a prop and you have to improv with it. The Red Team starts with a spinning hubcap, which Leonard uses as his new rotary phone (DING). Nick Cannon goes off on Genuine and parodies his belt (DING). DeRay uses it as an oversized policeman's badge (BUZZ). Nick uses it as an echo machine (DING) and Leonard uses it as a safe dial to open up the way to Rasika's pants (DING).

Fonzworth, who has to do better than 4, gets an extended gold chain. The group uses it as they say that their party is 'off the chain' (DING). Nyima and Mikey recreate the famous Lady and the Tramp spaghetti kissing scene (DING). Spanky gets struck down by Fonzworth's chained lightning (DING). Spanky shoots a chain of chained boogers at Mikey (DING). Darrel gets to be a samurai and shish-kabob Mikey, who's chained guts come spilling out (DING). The Black Squad wins the round with a perfect 5, winning the game 5-4 and taking a 1-0 lead in the match.

Our next game is 'Tore Up From The Floor Up', which means that it's time to have a fashion show. DeRay - A scantily dressed woman with a black shirt, white skimpy shorts and a white purse is wearing the latest in 'Kobe, come get me' wear, featuring the latest color called Dingy (DING, 1-0, Red). For the Black squad, a guy wearing a mustard colored Marley shirt and gray/green jacket and jeans is first a real estate agent, then a hotdog with a big sausage in his pants (DING, 1-1 Tie). A heavy-set guy with a white shirt and black pants is from the Fizzle for Shizzle productions, wearing a long-sleeved bed sheet (DING, 2-1, Red Team), while a very skinny woman wearing a long brown dress is 'Cleopatra Bones' (DING, 2-2 Tie).

A woman wearing a tacky Asian vest is wearing 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fashion' (DING, 3-2 Black), while a Gwen Stefani look-a-like gets a Gwen Stefani rap of 'All the Girls don't wear that outfit' (DING, 3-3 Tie). A well-packed woman wearing all white with a light yellow sari is called 'The Biggest Skinno ever made' (DING, 4-3, Black). That ends the round, and for the first time in the series, the Black team holds a 2-0 lead in the match.

Who's up for a Cannon Show? Sounds good to me, as we get Judge Mo Dollar$. Mo has a deadbeat dad case on the docket. Mo hates them and wants to electrocute every last deadbeat dad - until he finds out that HE'S the one being accused of being a deadbeat dad, by his ex, 'Peaches'. Mo (Played by Katt Williams) then goes on a curse-filled tirade before asking guard Rusty to can the Peaches.

The Red Team desperately needs to catch up, and hopefully they can do it with 'The Hating Game'. The guest female, from TRL and Entertainment Tonight, is Vanessa Minillo, who's job is to select the guy that she would never go out with. The Red Team features the Red Squad's DeRay (who's a rapper just sprung from prisons who's new name is Give it to me, B#tch) and the Black Squad's Mikey (who's a manager of Kinko's who's wife dies 6 months ago in a dynamite accident). This should be fun.

Question #1 - Where would they go on the first date? DeRay would take her to the graveyard. Question #2 - What would his mating call be? Mikey says that he would call him at night with his night time minutes, while DeRay would use his street thug language. Question #3 - Favorite Ice Cream? DeRay says Punch and Ground flavored, while Mikey says Vanessa flavored. When asked what flavor that is, he would say Vagina!

So who wins? Vanessa says that Bachelor #2 just needs some loving, but she would stay far away from Bachelor #1. With that, the Red Squad gets on the board, but they are still trailing 2-1.

Nick can still pull out the win, though, with the WildStyle. Trillville is asked for advice, and they say just to keep the Trill in the Ville. Thanks for nothing. Nick starts it off by asking Fonzworth if it's past his curfew (DING, 2-2 Tie), but Fonzie comes back and tells Nick he's going to give Christina Milian a call. OBLIGATORY CHRISTINA MILIAN JOKE! (Ding, 3-2 Black). Rob calls Fonzworth a 'cracked-out Denzel (Washington, that is...and...BUZZ). Mike comes back to call Rob the lost New Kid On the Block (BUZZ) while Rob comes back to Saved By The Bell and calls him Screech (DING, 3-3 Tie). Mikey calls Nick out and asks him what's limper - his album sales or his weinerschnitzel (DING, 4-3 Black). DeRay calls out Mikey for wearing Wranglers (DING, 4-4 Tie) while Mikey comes back and calls him a Williams sister with a goatee (DING, 5-4 Black). That ends it, and the Black Squad wins the night!

With that, Fonzworth Bentley joins Kanye West as being the only people to beat Nick, who is now 5-2 for the series. Trillville thrills us out as everyone comes up to rap and dance.

Next Week - We chat about receding hairlines and dance-offs. Join us in 7 days to get on down and boogie.