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The reality shows that you've come to love (or hate... or love to hate) over the past few years are being given the attention that they rightly deserve...
Recaps by Chico
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Hunting
with the Stars Last time, the final five got roses and
boardrooms from diving legend Greg Louganis. Meanwhile, Bert was sent
packing... and from the looks of it, he wanted to pack something else.
Now it's fun with deadly "weapons" and "celebrities". The celebrities will team up with the remaining comics in three deadly challenges, each one involving the deadliest form of deadly game known to man... man himself. First up, America's houseguest Kato Kaelin teams with Theo Von. Theo thinks Kato is out of his (bleeping) mind, as a real-live army man, not unlike the 3-inch little green men. Then we have pro wrestler-turned-actual-fighter Chyna Doll and Chris Fairbanks. One's a private with a masters in fine arts... The other is the 9th wonder of the world. "Romance between Chyna and I... maybe." Next, former teen idol Leif Garrett and his partner, Amy "The Late Bloomer" Schumer. He's known for singing, acting, and using crank. She's known for... probably just the latter. Leif felt closer to her when he realizes that she has no idea who he is.
Finally, the only former Brady kid not to be
on reality TV or jail... unless you don't count Barry Williams OR Eve
Plumb.... Susan "Cindy" Olsen and her partner Mo Mandel. Mo doesn't
think much of Sue... The feeling is more than mutual. And to make it better... the show is sponsored by "Mercenaries 2". The judges go with... Mo & Susan. They've earned immunity and a shot... heh... in the next episode. Round 2: CAPTURE THE SWAG. Teams will try to collect as many swag bags as possible while being fired upon by the other two teams. The team that collects the most swag wins... leg towels! After trying to sell us Mercs 2 (again), the judges render a decision... and are quickly dismissed. We're just counting bags. Theo & Kato... 14. Chyna & Chris... 5. Leif & Amy... also got 14, but they did it in the faster time, so they'll be back next week. Final Round: THE FINAL INSULT The four celebs will be stalked and hunted like... real celebrities. Whoever shoots down all four partners in the fastest time moves on. Kato is shuffling, while Leif is just standing there being a human shield for Susan... who also gets it. Kato goes down like Willem Dafoe in Platoon. He's got all four in 33 seconds. Next up, Chris... and thunder... and more thunder. Chyna begs for it, and Chris gives it to her... him... it... whatever. Meanwhile, Kato is shuffling while Leif is... again, just standing there. His final time... doesn't matter. He lost. Final time: 3:34. It only looks closer because we edited the hell out of it. What we also edited was Chris forgetting the gun and throwing his ammo... with the help of his fellow comedians. So Chris Fairbanks is going home. Bye Chris. That leaves three comics paired with a brother, sister, and hetero life partner in a race through Los Angeles that's a little shy of amazing. It's "The Amazing Disgrace" next week as reality.... .... .... ... ... bites back. |
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