"Episode 1.9" -
August 9
"Welcome to your life, _____ ___
________ _____"
Welcome to a labyrinth of lyrics,
because once you come in, "there's no turning back." Last
time, Lucas Kuzma couldn't find an escape hatch 2 words short
of 50 grand, while Joe Langer was sittin' pretty on 50 grand.
Let's see who stands tall for a million in our summer finale.
Erin Payne is from Lakeside, CA.
who is a marketing manager, is ready to play. The Categories
are:
1990's DUETS
BREAK-up SONGS POP
DISCO R&B
DRIVING SONGS ROCK
WHITNEY HOUSTON
Her first one is Whitney Houston,
and the songs by her are:
- Greatest Love of All
- So Emotional
She gets Greatest Love of All, and
while you're in the clapping mood, give it for my, sorry,
movie quote. Let's go!
believe the children are our are
future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we...STOP! Go ahead,
Erin.
Erin's response: used to be. But
she can't use a backup, because she locks it in and
it's......SEXUAL CHOCOLATE, er, CORRECT! Now the next
category: 1990's. 2 songs this time:
- Come to My Window-Melissa
Etheridge
- More than Words-Extreme
She gets More Than Words. Let's
go!
Saying I love you
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say, but if you only knew
How easy it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
Cause.....STOP! 'cause, what, Erin?
Erin's response: I'd already know.
And she locks it in and knows it's.......RIGHT! What's up next
for Erin?: Driving Songs. Gentlemen, Start your engines.
- Radar Love-Golden Earring
- Fun, Fun, Fun-The Beach Boys
She wants to have "Fun, Fun, Fun."
So do we. Let's Roll!
Well she got her daddys car
And she cruised through the hamburger stand now
Seems she forgot all about the library
Like she told her old man now
And with the radio blasting
Goes cruising just as fast as she can now
And shell have fun fun fun....FREEZE IT! Until what, Erin?
Erin's response: "til her daddy
takes the T-bird away. But will she take the money & run?
Nope. She locks it in...CORRECT!
Next category: Rock. The 2 songs
are:
- Simply Irresisitible-Robert
Palmer
- Fortunate Son-CCR
She gets Simply Irresistible.
Let's Rock!
How can it be permissible
She compromise my principle, yeah yeah
That kind of love is mythical
Shes anything but typical
Shes a craze youd endorse, shes a powerful force
Youre obliged to conform when theres no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible
Her loving is so powerful, huh
Its simply unavoidable
The trend is irreversible
OKAY, STOP! Erin?
Erin's response: And she is just
incredible. Incredible? Maybe she decidesto use the 3 lines
and she does. They are:
A. She really is invincible
B. The Woman Is Invincible
C. The Lady's so Invincible
She goes with B, but wants to use
her 2 words backup to make sure. "The Woman" are right and she
locks the rest in.......CORRECT! next one for $50,000: Pop.
The 2 songs are:
- Do You Really Want Me-Culture
Club
- American Pie
She gets the Culture Club song,
and we're on our way.
Give me time to realize my crime
Let me love and steal
I have danced inside your eyes
How can I be real
do you really want to hurt me
do you really want to make me cry
precious kisses words that burn me
lovers never ask you why
in my heart the fire's burning
choose my colors find a star
precious people always tell me, that's a step....STOP! Where,
Erin?
Erin's response: I stand too
far. And she's going for it! "too far" is correct, but "I
stand" is getting near, is it? Nada. Here's the answer: A
step too far. Well, she took a step and lost, but she's
stepping out with $25,000. and stepping in is Eddie Vaniver
from CA. who is the world's worst dancer. The categories are:
POP LEGENDS
R&B ALL ABOUT FRIENDS
ROCK DISCO
LOVE SONGS
1960's
DUETS
His first move: Duets, and the 2
songs are:
He gets Summer Nights. Here we go.
[Danny]
Summer lovin' had me a blast
[Sandy]
Summer lovin' happened so fast
[Danny]
I met a girl crazy for me
[Sandy]
Met a boy cute as can be
[Both]
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights
[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
STOP!, Eddie?
Eddie's response: Tell me More.
And I'll tell you he locks it in, and he's right! His next
move: Pop. Choose 1 and you can't go wrong.
He gets Don't You Want Me. We do
need a correct lyric. Let's go.
You were working as a waitress
In a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out
I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on
you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so...SO WHAT?
Eddie's response: Hard to do. But
it's easy to use his 2 lines backup. He changes Hard to easy,
and changes to........to for. Now he changes the last one
himself to You, and he locks it in. Is that
right?.....................YES, it is. His next one: Rock. And
he has:
He gets the Magic Carpet Ride.
Let's rock!
I like to dream yes, yes, right
between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come...STOP! Come where?
Eddie's response: With me little
girl. He's going to lock it in.......YES! For the next one,
it's: Love Songs. And he's got 2 songs to work with:
He gets I'll be there. We're
there!
You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back
Where there is love
I'll be there
I'll reach out my hand to you
I'll have faith in all you do
Just call my name
And I'll be there...FREEZE! What's next?
Edide's response: I'll be there
with love so strong. That's actually the other line of the
chorus, but he uses his 3 lines. Put them up!
A. I'm right there to comfort you
B. I'll be there to comfort you
C. Tell me where to comfort you
Edide tells us it's B, locks it
in...and he's right! Next one: Legends. It's all about
legendary singers with 2 songs:
He gets I walk the line. Let's go!
I keep a close watch on this heart
of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line
I find it very....STOP! What is it?
Eddie's response: hard to go and
sing a song right now. And now is a good time to call ray for
a do-over with the lyric: very, easy to be true. But is it
true? He locks it in......CORRECT! Where's he going? All
About Friends. These 2 songs have something to do with
"friends" in the title:
He gets "Friends in Low places."
We're off!
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots,
And ruined your black tie affair.
The last one to know,
The last one to show,
I was the last one you tought you'd see there.
And I saw a surprise,
And the fear in his eyes,
When I took his glass of champange...STOP! What's next?
Eddie's response: Well, I toasted
you,
Said honey we may be through. When he locked it in, he passed
out for a short time, but will he pass or fail? We know the
last 3 are right, and so do the lines 2 through 5. It comes
tdown to well....well.....NO! The answer is: And. And he's
leaving with $25,000. And it's all over. We pack up our turned
off mics and call it a summer. We'll see you soon on the game
show that knows it's not what you know about it, it's what you
sing about it.
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