Last time... The Men
won the food trial Snake Strike. The New Leader laid down the law. The
Camp showed concern for Sanjaya. Lou wins immunity. And John faced his
first leadership dilemma. TONIGHT, Janice pushes her way into the
competition, an alliance creates suspicion, and tonight, the celebs find
out who is one step away from elimination!
We start with the
fallout from last night's leadership decision to choose one person for
Janice calls John
selfish for choosing himself. Everyone was thinking he would pick
Patti. John is seeing this as an individual sport. And that's very
true. You have to take advantage of every situation. But John is upset
that he had to show his hand.
Hosts Damien and
Myleene recap the voting process (Rules available at www.nbc.com/imacelebrity
Now we see if John
is enjoying life as camp leader. He seems to enjoy it. He is also
taking a small role in all the chores. The elders get up early, but
Janice and the youngers are having problems. Janice even gets a rude
awakening, and John was doing it the gentlest way possible.
Quotable: "Get your
sexy a-- up." --John
Janice dreamt about
getting a buzz cut, getting into a fight with the barberess (Possibly
one of the blondes) and jumping in the river for salvation. Stephen
thinks it's a fear of death, trying to interpret it. Stephen is trying
to be the best Christian buddy on this, saying that Janice should think
about it in a Christian light.
Quotable: "The lord
works in mysterious ways, and if he can use a donkey...He can use Stevie
(You definitely need
the prayers, Stephen. Can we say "Celebrity Mole 1 and 2"?)
Stephen talks about
how he changed through finding Christ.
woman is growing on me!" --Stephen, about Janice
"Yah, like a fungus!" --John, about Janice
Myleene and Damien
are going to go into camp later to give the celebs a voting update.
Torrie is now having
her emotional breakdown. Torrie needs contact with someone outside the
camp, I guess. She is so used to being able to call someone, but now
she's on her own in this microcosm of society. She is missing her
family and the creature comforts of her home. Patti has the remedy...A
Welcome to the Jungle Art Class. You are being provided with paper to
sketch your jungle self-portrait. Your self-portrait is to reflect your
favorite situation since being in the jungle."
Charcoal is also
provided for the camp. Let's see how well they doodle. Who am I to
judge?!? I can't draw a good looking stick figure!
Holly's drawing is
beautiful. Janice, complimenting the peace in camp, also compliments me
on Holly's drawing, saying it would look good on Her and Sanjaya's
wedding invitations. Sanjaya gives the reaction of "Say Wha?" without
saying a word.
Janice is a picture
of the camera.
John draws himself
of the river, getting cleaned and energized, a more of a spiritual
Stevie B. has a
stick figure of himself reading the Bible.
Sanjaya also drew
the river, telling how it was incredibly peaceful.
Holly drew the
picture of her and Sanjaya in the river in the rain.
Pattie's picture is
at the river with John, and John giving her words of encouragement.
Damien saying that
with the celebs living "on top" of everyone, they make "The Osbournes"
look like "The Osmonds".
sister who beats up on the boy friends.
And Pattie's the
(I'm waiting for the
shoe to drop!)
And after a yell of
"Someone get me my shoe!"
Janice is named the
Crazy Aunt (Another early show reference!)
Patti feels that
everyone cares for each other, but it's pretty dysfunctional. But it
feels good in this way, cause everyone can have the squabbles and get
over it quickly.
family. I don't think any of us are in a rush to go to their house for
"Not if you only get
rice n beans!"--Myleene
it is time for the next food trial. You must pick two celebrities from
each team to compete to win food for the night. Losing team will have
Stephen and John Are
elected by attrition, as everyone else has recently participated.
herself into the challenge. There was no way around it. Janice wants
to earn her keep and her competitive streak is coming to the forefront.
Patti will be her partner.
Torrie is really
feeling Janice's negative energy on this.
food....Chinese Takeaway. Each team will get four items off a Chinese
SPIDER WEBS is the
The team-mates will
be harnessed together to create a freakish eight-legged human spider,
and will crawl around collecting star flags on a rope web. The team who
collects all 10 in the fastest time wins, but if you drop a flag, it's a
10 second penalty.
Anyone wanna place a
bet on this? I say the over/under on both teams time is 10 minutes, and
I'll take the over!
It looks like the
girls are doing every well as a team, and afer an exhausting trial...And
it was their best work for the women's team.
Now it's John and
Stephen, and the two are showing excellent teamwork, with calling a
cadence. Perfect teamwork, says Stephen. And the guys are looking very
impressive. John definitely earned the nickname Spider there.
The Women did the
trial in just over 4 minutes....The men...Just under 3 minutes. Stephen
is going to enjoy his General Tso's chicken tonight.
Sally goes over to shake hands with Janice and Patti, and while Patti
obliges, Janice is the poor sport and doesn't shake until prompted by
Stephen. John stood there, hand extended for a minute before the
prompting. Sore losers
Stephen is ready for
the Chinese take-away, as it's his favorite food. Janice complains that
it was a complete mismatch.
Now, Patti is
getting cozy with John. Talking about how the two were keeping each
other in camp. John laments on how others would perceive this
relationship...but they take it in stride. Stephen feels that Patti has
a plan. I think it's genuine.
Food time. While
the guys are eating, Sanjaya wants to cook something different for the
girls. This may ruffle a few feathers....But Sanjaya...the cooking this
time was not that good. And John lays down the law in the kitchen.
Damien recommends John for "Hell's kitchen" for a new host!
Too many cooks spoil
the soup. I've heard that phrase a lot, but this really does have it
The celebs (besides
John and Lou) are a bit worried at the evening chat about who would go
home, and how the camp will change.
"Personally, I'm not trusting anything right now!"--Lou
Now, how America has
The bottom five last
week were separated by less than 3 %
This week, the
bottom two separated by 1%
As of this
morning...Janice is not in the top two...Patti is not in the bottom two.
The votes are still
getting bad. Thank goodness I have five episodes to go. I'm a game show
reviewer, get me out of here!
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