"America's Next Top
She-Male" - November 2
Last time, the guys went shopping, as several
onlookers caught the fact that some of them were
actually guys. Dan/Giselle was woman enough to earn him
and Albert/Alberta a trip in an airplane. Unfortunately
for Ryan, ain't no Sunshine, 'cause he's gone. Still in
Michael/Scarlett, and David/Wynonna.
First, let's take a moment
to exhale, as we recover from Ryan's loss. "If it isn't
me, it's someone else." Dan thinks that it was Ryan and
Mike because of Albert, leading up to (reality cliche
#331) the alliance. The three D's, Dave, Dan, and
Donnell, more specifically. It would've been three Ds
and an A, but Albert didn't want to play the game. Oh
well, his loss. Albert thinks Dan is a little TOO quiet.
Back in the Dollhouse,
the guys have a chore board. This week... not one
of the guys did anything. Within the pink confines,
there's a musky odor in the air, so it's time to do a
little house cleaning.
And it's a good thing
they did, because guess who's at the door... It's
Frederique, one time model, one time Mole. She'll fit
right in. AS the guys slobber for her, David is pretty
much nonchalant with it. But aside from ocular fixation,
Frederique serves a purpose... The guys' next challenge
will be a supermodel boot camp.
The "ladies" come to
visit Frederique on her own turf, meaning that they're
decked in full womanly regalia. Each guy will have 30
minutes to flaunt their stuff (no, not that stuff), and
the person with the best pictures wins the Dude Pass
into the next round.
Wynonna's going to be an
angel, Raven is going to be an intergalactic space
woman, Carmen's going to be a 50's housewife, Giselle's
going to be... Marilyn Monroe? Alberta's going to be
Cleopatra, and Scarlett's going to be a mermaid. The
scary thing is... Mike liked it. Add a twin fantasy, and
all of a sudden, it's emasculation city. He feels like a
And then there's Wynonna
the warrior angel. And more twins. The caricatures go on
a bit, from 50's Carmen to Cleopatra Scarlett to
retrofuturistic Raven (Albert: "If he's a futuristic
woman, kill me now!")
Tony's on the scene to
deliver the pictures to ... whoever makes decisions like
these. Because you know there are people whose job is to
make these decisions. That person... is Frederique
herself. Although she likes all of them, she picks
Carmen's picture to move on to the next round. Donnell,
on the other hand, thinks that she may have picked him
("Maybe Cree means Don where she's from!").
Now that we know that
Cree is safe from elimination, he's free to enjoy his
Dude Pass, but who will he enjoy it with? Albert thinks
Mike is the biggest threat, as does Dave. Donnell... is
too caught up with losing. But Dan is secure in the
safety of the 3 Ds.
Meanwhile, Mike is
picked for the Dude Pass, meaning that he and Cree are
on their way to an adrenaline-pumped adventure... as
men. Or so he thinks... The next day, Cree plays a
strategy card by playing everyone... but eventually
choosing Dave. The Ds think that Cree may be playing
into the alliance, trying to break it up. Will it work?
Enter the Dude Pass.
Today, it's parasailing. While at home, it's "the
butt-kicking girls of Yoga Booty Ballet." Only in LA,
folks. Dave experiences technical difficulties due to
his girth and a lack of wind. Wait, there he goes... The
Dan: "Yoga sucks." Yeah,
you're fighting for that Dude Pass now, aren't you Mike?
The night, the three Ds
are worried, but are absolute in getting rid of Michael.
Michael, on the other hand, wants to get rid of Dan.
Elimination time again, as Morgan, John, and Debbie are
now looking for a new supermodel attitude.
And the guys? They have
to wear swimsuits. All I have to say is... Thank god for
sarongs. Now to the votes. Giselle and Scarlett are up
for elimination again. Giselle says that she has to work
harder, and wants to promote world peace/buy a house
with the money. Scarlett is running out of things to say
about having his beauty put on trial. He said that he
would pay bills.
In the end, it's Dan who
has to put up his wig and kiss his $250,000 dream
goodbye. It doesn't change friendships any, but it's a
game, and Morgan saw right through it, thinking that
Michael was a target if nothing else. Dan was made a
target with Cree and Mike.
This competition is just
about to get ugly... ier. Next time, here comes the