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Round of
Five
October 25
It time for round three of Gimme My
Reality Show. That’s right, we are one episode away for the finale on
November 4th, when your votes will be tabulated and one of the remaining
three celebrities will get their own show on Fox Reality channel.
But we do have to get down to those three celebrities before we can vote
so let dive into the final challenge.
Each celebrity will have to make a final presentation on their show.
They will have 5 hours to shoot, some time to edit and the video portion
of their 10 minute presentation can be no longer than 4 minutes.
Everyone’s favorite little sister, Susan Olsen is sticking with her
crazy cat lady concept and has chosen to focus her show on animal
rescue. She takes her crew out on a live rescue where she has to crawl
into a tiny space to save a cute white kitten. Later she meets up with
comedienne Elayne Boosler to tape an episode of Balderdash. Ok, maybe
not Balderdash, but Elayne is an animal activist as well and they have a
nice conversation before taking a fully clothed dip into Elayne’s pool.
Kato is jazzed. His staff, not so much. His staff is cranky after the
last task and worse yet, they know it’s only going to get worse this
time around. Kato is throwing papers around like a hurricane and
eventually they settle on giving a 16th minute of fame to the world Rock
Paper Scissors Champion. They arrange a celebration for him, but they
have a problem getting a decent crowd. Once they finally get a crowd,
courtesy of the Lampoon house, their guest of honor is late. Finally,
when Mr. Rock Paper Scissors shows up, most of the crowd has left, but
who cares, Kato is there and he is bouncing off the walls. Then we see
something we never thought possible… Kato sedate preparing to go to
sleep. BUT WAIT, he gets interrupted by a text message, and he’s off and
running again.
Gretchen is going with the life at a glance approach, and we get to see
what her life is like as a mom and businesswoman. Her kids take the time
to point out everything that is fake on her from her boobs to her hair
to her teeth and botox injections. She last takes time out to write a
jingle and has a band follow her down the road. If only she could get
Danny to show up this would be a delightful train wreck.
Meanwhile Traci has recruited numerous sets of twins (and I’m not
talking fraternal even though they could be considered surgically
identical) to join her as they vie to become the next American Sex
Symbol. She puts a test set of girls through a couple of challenges
including balancing magazines on their heads and posing in front of a
hot rod in a bikini. If sex sells then Traci Bingham has got the market
cornered. If not…she may be cut.
So let see who is still in production.
Does Sex Sell? You know it! Traci is still in production.
How about Gretchen? The judges really feel the need for conflict, but
think she is the most improved of the bunch. Ms. Bonaduce is still in
production!
That leaves Susan and Kato. One will stay in and one will go home. While
they think both shows have a surprising amount of heart, the judges are
worried that Susan’s show will run out of concepts within 3 episodes.
That said, Susan is gone.
So you three celebrities are Gretchen Bonaduce, Kato Kaelin and Traci
Bingham. One of these three will win their very own reality show on Fox
Reality Channel and you can vote right now.
For Gretchen dial 1-888-SHOW-401
For Kato dial 1-888-SHOW-402
And for Traci dial 1-888-SHOW-403
Voting stays open until November 1 and the winner will be revealed
during the finale on election night. Until then remember, you can’t
escape reality. |
