"The Weather Started
Getting Rough" - December 14
Last time, we crowned our final seven castaways:
Gilligan Chris, Skipper Jim, Millionaires Glenn & Mindy,
Movie Star Rachel, Professor Pat, and Mary Ann Kate. But
just as the castaways were celebrating their newfound
Attention castaways! There's a hurricane approaching.
Evacuate immediately! Evacuate immediately!"
My that lightning looks
fake. The castaways return from a cave to find that
surprisingly, the love shacks are still in one piece.
That's about it, though, as they begin the cleanup.
Afterwards... Glenn has a nap.
Scott arrives with news
(again) on how the game will change. From here on, it's
every castaway for themselves (including Mr. and Mrs.
Stearns). And from here on out, it's Survivor: the
sitcom, as players compete for reward competitions and a
life-preserver, signaling safety from the next vote to
banish one player to the other side of the island.
In the end, only one
will win... a 2005 Ford Mustang... and $250,000. Cash.
Rachel tells Pat that
she thinks that some people may have formed alliances
already, while Pat believes that alliances aren't
ingenuous, and that Rachel feels the same way. There's..
one... way of forming an alliance.
Alliance #1: Glenn &
Mindy. Glenn hopes that he isn't found out soon enough.
He says that once it gets down to himself, Mindy, Chris,
and Kate, it'll be that much easier to break the other
The jewel of the island is calling, but there's
something fishy standing in the way. Report to the beach
for the first individual reward competition."
Indeed, something fishy
this way comes... as we have a pit of rotting fish. They
have to find a ring swallowed by a fish. Person who does
that wins a pepperoni pizza dinner. Oh, and did we
mention the smell? Yeah, pretty gruesome.
Hand goes in, guts come
out. That's what ring-finding's all about. Kate finds
the ring, and she gets the pizza... and of course, since
she can't possibly eat a whole pizza by herself, little
buddy gets the pizza order as well.
So now we know the
answer... Gilligan was a Mary Ann man. Thus Kate has a
hot date tonight. Chris is looking forward to some
pie... err, pizza. "Hold the anchovies," Mindy says.
That night, before the
date, Rachel puts it forward that Glenn & Mindy are in
cahoots, as Chris weighs his decision to ally with them.
Rachel brought up some points about voting off the
Millionaires first... and the only point Chris managed
to get from her... is the one in his pants. The
Millionaires want to listen in on the conversation.
Glenn reminds Chris that this isn't about making friends
anymore, that it's a game with real consequences.
Then it's off to share a
pizza. They toast some wine to being the last two. They
talk of some strategy while Chris pledges that he won't
turn his back on Kate. After dinner... we learn that
Gilligan did hit Mary Ann on the side. If by "hit"
you mean... snuggled.
The next morning, Chris
is feeling great about "this whole entire thing." He and
Kate share a shower. And by that, I mean, she showered
and Chris pedaled and vice versa.
Glenn & Rachel start
talking about the Ritz cracker incident from earlier in
the series. But then, Glenn thinks that Rachel thinks
that the millionaires are the biggest threats.
Who has what it takes to be the last castaway standing?"
Seven rings. One Scott.
The rings are attached to three coconuts, and if all
three are smashed, the ring goes up, and they're out of
contention. Last person standing wins safety from
the vote at Voodoo Village. Yes, it's the standard
pecking order challenge. And the pecking order dictates:
... that Pat and Chris want to get rid of themselves.
No, seriously. In any case, order of elimination:
Rachel, Pat, Jim, Kate, Glenn, Chris, and finally,
Mindy. She wins the lifesaver and another day on
That night, Rachel
decides to let EVERYTHING out in the open about the
alliance between the Stearnses, Chris, and Kate. "Rachel
Hunter is an actress. I admire her for just going in
there and just completely change the whole game," Glenn
says. Kate is pissed about the Ritz cracker rumors that
she allegedly spread. Rachel is pretty much reading
exactly what was written. "It looked like she wasn't
going to take any (^_^)," Jim says. Glenn believes that
it may make more sense to keep Rachel tonight, but is
that what the other women want? She thinks that the move
will turn Gilligan & Mary Ann against them.
What does Rachel think?
"I think [Mr. Stearns] really messed up today. I have
warned all the people I could, and if I go tonight, then
good luck to this lot." She then proceeds to give us two
Glenn wants to run the
island as his next strategy. He's able to buy up Chris
Now to Voodoo Village,
and the vote... Rachel and Pat vote for Glenn. And now
the pull... Mr. Stearns... the Professor...Mr.
Stearns... Mr. Stearns... The Professor... The
Professor... The Professor. Pat has been banished to the
other side of the island. Pat just says that he enjoyed
it, and that he hopes to see everyone again.
But now that Rachel was
given another day, will she take advantage of it? Find