"Here on Gilligan's
Isle: Part 2" - November 30
Green team returns to find mattresses and other
bedding waiting for them. Professor Eric gets a picture
of his boyfriend. And Millionaire Donna, being the bigot
that she is, doesn't understand how gay people can be
like "I have sex with a guy." Her words.
Meanwhile, the Gold team is
still on the beach as the medical team takes watch of
Skipper Bob. He is med-evac'ed out of the island. Our
hopes for the best. "It was like there was a piece
missing from us," Mary Ann Kate says. "It was pretty
apparent that everyone's nerves were frayed,"
Millionaire Glenn says. Professor Pat accuses Green Team
of trivializing what he saw was a serious medical
emergency. "The game is irrelevant." Rachel echoes the
sentiment, asking how they could keep going when a man's
life was in danger. Millionaire Bill calls it "poor
sportsmanship." Donna agrees. "When you're out there
racing, you hope your competition breaks down. That's
what competition's all about." Way to win friends and
influence people, guys. Just remember one thing I like
to say all the time... "Karma is a bitch, and she cares
not who she screws."
Gilligan Gooner wakes up
the crew. And no sooner than that then Glenn and Rachel
talk about how his competition said that the bed was
"too luxurious." Rachel agrees, but says that Gooner,
Eric and Skipper Jim were cool with them. "I'm out to
get those guys."
Meanwhile, Donna says
that you can't stop a competition. "You can go back to
see if everyone's okay, but you can't stop it." Funny...
I didn't see YOU going back.
Gilligan Chris showers
his millionaire teammates, Glenn & Mindy, who share a
tender moment... Yeah. Gooner, meanwhile, gives foot
rubs, while Kate gives back rubs to Glenn.
That night, crab race.
Skipper Bob returns to camp with a cheery "Hey... what's
everybody doin'?" The gold team is overjoyed to see him
again, but alas, this trip was to say goodbye one last
time. "I realize that my health is more important." He
gives his hat to Jim, and is sent on his way. "We lost
Bob", Mindy says, "but we gained resolve."
follow the pathway to the Voodoo Village. It is there
where we'll find out who will be competing to see which
castaway will be permanently banished to the other side
of the island."
Scott enters with a box,
which, like all boxes from the Voodoo Village, must be
returned to camp. It contains instructions as to who
will compete in the next head-to-head challenge. The
winner will be one of the final 7 and share a reward
with their teammates, while the loser will be banished
to the other side of the island. Jim opens it up to
reveal... the Professor.
After returning, Glenn
decides to dress Eric in drag. To that end, the girls
steal Donna's boa. Or at least they ask for it, Donna
says no, it's her daughter's, but they find one anyway.
Jim comes to commandeer the boa, and the girls decide to
have it out with Donna over her "sentimental boa". Eric
wouldn't wear it anyway... but he would wear a dress.
... and I thought "He's a Lady" ended last week. Glenn
thought it was hilarious... until he kissed him. Bill
didn't like Eric using his daughter's clothes.
Next, Donna complains
about men having sex with snakes. Don't worry, Glenn...
I don't get it either. "I would love to get to know the
Beavens and like them," he says, "but it's not going to
The next day, Chris &
Kate share a moment, talking about moving, and best
friends and such.
Nicole says that she might not be an ideal candidate if
it was physical. Meanwhile, Prof. Pat and Rachel discuss
last night's arrival and dismissal of Bob. Rachel
doesn't want Pat to be the second eliminated.
Prof. Eric peps up his
team, as Mary Ann Amanda notes that any loss is a team
loss. They do some light stretching while the Yellows
pledge solidarity. And then Nicole cuts her dress off,
while Gooner cuts off his sleeves. Kate notices, while
they concentrate on their mental game.
Yoo-hoo! Professors, it is time to prove your
The challenge: using the
parts provided and a Lowe's toolbox ($PLUG$), build a
raft and then have two race to a buoy. Eric and Jim team
up on the direction of a boat. Gold, on the other
hand... has no idea what they're doing. But that won't
stop them from crafting the ghetto Minnow. The ships are
done, and now all that we can do is race, Eric & Bill
vs. Pat & Chris.
We don't know if the
gold raft will make it to the shore, but that doesn't
stop Chris and Pat from giving it their all. Chris jumps
off and couldn't get back on. On the other hand, Bill &
Eric can't row worth a crap, as their boat proves more
than heavy. "It was all show, no go." Gold team wins it,
and Pat is THE PROFESSOR. He joins Skipper Jim as one of
the final seven.
And Donna wins the award
for most grating backhanded compliment: "I didn't want
to see any of our team members leave, but hey, might as
well be Professor Eric."
And as for Minnow Gold,
they get fishing equipment. And a fish! And Donna
calling them bad sports. Bill steps in and tells her to
knock it the hell off. Donna calls him out for not being
Dinnertime for Gold, as
Glenn & Mindy dress up. "If I catch another one, I might
wear a tuxedo!" Rachel just thinks it's great to have
Next, a trip to the
Voodoo Hut, where Pat and Jim pull out... Mary Ann. So
next time, Amanda and Kate will fight it out to see who
will be banished to the other end of the island. Chris
will do his best to keep his best friend on the island,
while Nicole will give it her all for "her little