"Kara, Robert, Ryan
& Nick/Marisa, Tony, Yaacov & Ezra" - January 15
Kara Smith is a nanny who just moved from a small town to a
big city. She's looking for someone who isn't going to take
themselves seriously. She gets her choice from Robert (29,
waiter), Ryan (25, model), and Nick (27, personal trainer).
Remember, one of the guys is
straight, available, and interested. Another is spoken for by
another female. Another still is gay and taken by another male.
As evidenced by two phone calls. And if you pick either one of
them... they're going on YOUR vacation.
First impressions from Kara...
GAY: Ryan
STRAIGHT: Nick
TAKEN: Robert
First up, ballet. Kara's looking
for someone who's a little bit goofy. Nick... his ass hurts. He
seemed comfortable with the instructor, grabbing him by the...
twig and berries. Robert and Kara have a bit of a connection,
while the other guys "check each other out." After all that...
GAY: Nick
STRAIGHT: Ryan
TAKEN: Robert
Nick handles a gun next. He grew
up hunting as a kid. And no, Nick, you hit nothing with that
crossbow. He blinds Kara and, in an exercise of trust, takes the
safety off the crossbow she's holding. And... bullseye.
Robert gets to handle pottery. So
he handled pottery and he's taken ballet classes... and has four
older sisters. After that...
GAY: Robert
STRAIGHT: Ryan
TAKEN: Nick
Ryan goes two-stepping. He likes
kids and just got off of a five-year relationship.
Today, Kara gets to inspect
toiletry bags. Nick has a pretty simple bag. Ryan... has a
microtouch, and apparently he uses it everywhere. Robert has
chocolate body wash. And a manicure/pedicure kit.
It's decision time. With the
significant others in tow, here are Kara's final picks...
GAY: Ryan
STRAIGHT: Robert
TAKEN: Nick
Nick is... gay. Robert... is
taken. Sorry, Kara, but Rob and that girl over there are going
on a vacation to Mexico.
Episode #2 features Marisa, a
29-year-old waitress who likes paintball, karate, and aerobics.
She's looking for a chiseled cook basically. Tony (33,
immigration lawyer), Yaacov (personal trainer), and Ezra (26,
real estate investor) all swear they're the one for her. For
only one, that is actually true.
Yaacov's from Israel, while Tony
is a military brat. They spend the great part of their time
bickering, while Ezra is focused on her.
After the calls... "This is gonna
be a long day." Let's compare drinks. Tony: Tokyo tea. Ezra:
Hennessy and Coke. Yaacov... apple martini. First impressions...
GAY: Yaacov
STRAIGHT: Ezra
TAKEN: Tony
First up, foot massages all
around with Marisa and Ezra. Ezra tells Marisa that his last
girlfriend was flown to Jamaica for a birthday. Then the
manicurists come in, wondering if Ezra's the gay one... in their
native tongue.
Tony and Marisa get their
jiujutsu on next. And after being tackled, Tony grabs him a
little something something. And another foot massage. And Tony's
feet? Yeowch. One word... Boom, tough actin' Tinactin. Tony
shows her his kanji tattoos. All 11 of them. And three
piercings. Two on his eyebrow and one on his chin. After that...
GAY: Tony
STRAIGHT: Ezra
TAKEN: Yaacov
Yaacov goes tap-dancing. He's
taken jazz as a kid. Good for him. After that...
GAY: Yaacov
STRAIGHT: Tony
TAKEN: Ezra
Slide show! Yaacov's got the
Milli Vanilli and the matching wifebeaters with his friend. Tony
has the Gumby and the chin ring. Ezra cooks and wears a speedo.
Decision time. Which means...
time for the others. Final decision...
GAY: Tony
STRAIGHT: Ezra
TAKEN: Yaacov
Tony... is indeed gay. And
Ezra... jackpot. He and Marisa are going to Nuevo Vallarta.
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