Celebrity Poker 6 Episode 6

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN Championship table. At least 25 rounds of Texas Hold 'Em poker for the $100,000 share of the Beck's Premier Light(TM) $250,000 Prize Pool for charity. From the depths of reality TV to the nepotism of Rosie O'Donnell, they have fought through the preliminaries of this themed tournament. Now we shall see who is the Undisputed Celebrity Poker Showdown Champion...for THIS season, anyway.

And, so...for the hundreds in the studio audience at the Palms Casino Resort in beautiful Las Vegas...and the hundreds of thousands watching at home...LLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO SHUFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE! Here are the combatants for this bout:

Each celebrity will start with $10,000 worth of chips and the game will continue until one celebrity has all $50K in his possession. That person will win $100,000 for his/her charity. But not one of the charities will go away with less than $7500; the longer someone stays in the game, the more money his/her charity will receive. At the announcers' position beside the Losers' Lounge are host Dave Foley and poker expert Phil Gordon. They'll be calling the action emanating from the main room.

Tournament Director Robert Thompson acts as Mills Lane this time, wanting a good, clean poker game. Watch the low pairs and rabbit hunting and go to a neutral bar when a player is sucked-out. Shake hands and come out betting! Let's GIT IT ON! Or, in the poker varlance, let's SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL!

Blinds start at $100 (SB) and $200 (BB). The Dealer Button (D) starts on Kathy, meaning Cheryl posts the Small Blind, Stephen posts the Big Blind and Eddie is first to act.

As for the hosts' Picks O' Doom...well, they decide not to jinx anybody by DELIBERATELY picking someone this time. Instead, Phil mixes up the players' info cards and Dave draws two, one for him and one for Phil. Dave picks Cheryl...and is sad. Phil's pick is Andrew...and he's satisfied.

Eddie	Andrew	Kathy (D)	Cheryl (SB)	Stephen (BB)
A♥ J♣	J♥ 6♦	7♥ 2♠	4♣ 3♣	J♠ 3♦
Raises to $600	FOLD	FOLD	FOLD	FOLD
WIN $900
Many hands in pro poker tournaments end this way: with one person betting big with a decent hand and everyone else bailing with skunky hands.

Andrew	Kathy	Cheryl (D)	Stephen (SB)	Eddie (BB)
6♠ 6♥	A♠ 7♦	K♣ 2♥	A♥ 5♣	10♦ 4♦
Raises to $400	Calls $400	FOLD	FOLD	FOLD
58%	42%
As mentioned, these are the odds that someone will win the hand outright. And thanks to twodimes.net for their killer poker calculator!
FLOP: 6♦ 9♣ 8♥
78%	20%
Andrew has flopped "The Devil's Hand" (6-6-6)! HOWEVER, Kathy DOES have an open-ended straight draw, needing a 5 or a 10 to make a straight.
Bets $200	Raises to $500
Calls $300
TURN: 8♦
NUTS!	DEAD!
Andrew now has a full house (6s full of 8s) and cannot lose this hand.
Bets $500	Calls $500
RIVER: 7♣ COMMUNITY: 8♥ 8♦ 9♣ 7♣ 6♦
Bets $1000	Calls $1000
6♠ 6♥ 6♦ 8♥ 8♦	8♥ 8♦ 7♦ 7♣ A♠
WIN $5100

Kathy	Cheryl	Stephen (D)	Eddie (SB)	Andrew (BB)
9♠ 7♣	A♥ 2♠	Q♥ J♠	Q♦ 7♦	J♦ 3♠
FOLD	Calls $200	Calls $200	Raises to $600	FOLD
	FOLD	Calls $400
		66%	25%
Andrew says he hates playing with actors because he can't tell if they're bluffing or not. Kathy promises to wink to him when she's bluffing.
FLOP: 6♣ 8♦ 6♦
		38%	47%
No "Devil's Hand" this time...but Eddie DOES have a flush draw, needing another diamond.
			Bets $1000
		FOLD
			WIN $2600
But who needs a draw when you can scare your opponent out with a big bet?

CURRENT CHIP COUNT
Andrew Firestone	$12,500
Eddie Cibrian	$11,100
Cheryl Hines	$9700
Stephen Collins	$9100
Kathy Najimy	$7600

Cheryl	Stephen	Eddie (D)	Andrew (SB)	Kathy (BB)
K♥ 7♣	6♦ 5♦	A♦ 8♠	J♥ 5♣	J♣ 9♣
FOLD	Calls $200	Calls $200	Calls $100	CHECK
	23%	36%	6%	30%
FLOP: K♦ 8♣ 6♥
	20%	54%	1%	23%
Eddie leads with a pair of eights. Stephen has sixes, Kathy has an outside chance at a straight or a flush...and Andrew is toast. Kathy tries not to wink or even BLINK!
			CHECK	Bets $500
As she bets, Kathy says , "I'm gonna cry! I'm so Meryl Streep now!"
	FOLD	Raises to $1500	FOLD	Calls $1000
		71%		29%
TURN: 6♠
		87%		13%
				CHECK
		Bets $3000		FOLD
		WIN $6800

Eddie	Andrew	Kathy (D)	Cheryl (SB)	Stephen (BB)
Q♦ 9♠	A♥ 6♣	8♠ 4♥	8♦ 2♠	J♦ 7♦
Raises to $400	Calls $400	FOLD	FOLD	Calls $200
34%	37%			29%
FLOP: 3♥ Q♠ 2♦
80%	14%			6%
				CHECK
Bets $1500	FOLD			FOLD
WIN $2800

Hey, look who's in the audience? It's Greg "Fossilman" Raymer, winner of the 2004 World Series of Poker Main Event and collector of $5 million for the effort. Phil smiles and says, "They'll let ANYONE in the audience!"

Andrew	Kathy	Cheryl (D)	Stephen (SB)	Eddie (BB)
K♣ 6♣	A♦ 10♣	10♠ 6♥	A♥ 6♠	Q♦ 8♥
Raises to $400	Calls $400	FOLD	FOLD	Calls $200
33%	37%			30%
FLOP: 8♦ 2♣ 10♥
19%	58%			23%
10s for Cheryl, 8s for Eddie...and crapola for Andrew again.
				CHECK
CHECK	Bets $1000			Calls $1000
FOLD
	75%			25%
TURN: 3♥
	87%			13%
				Bets $2000
	Calls $2000
RIVER: 4♣ COMMUNITY: 10♥ 8♦ 4♣ 3♥ 2♣
	NUTS!			DEAD!
				CHECK
	CHECK
	10♣ 10♥ A♦ 8♦ 4♣			8♥ 8♦ Q♦ 10♥ 4♣
	WIN $7300

CURRENT CHIP COUNT
Andrew Firestone	$11,300
Eddie Cibrian	$10,600
Kathy Najimy	$9800
Cheryl Hines	$9400
Stephen Collins	$8900

Cheryl	Stephen	Eddie (D)	Andrew (SB)	Kathy (BB)
10♣ 10♥	K♣ 9♦	K♥ Q♣	2♠ 2♦	9♣ 3♠
Raises to $1000	FOLD	Calls $1000	Calls $900	FOLD
46%		33%	21%
FLOP: 7♣ 8♦ 7♥
69%		22%	9%
			CHECK
Bets $2000		FOLD	FOLD
WIN $5200
Cheryl had bet about two-thirds of the pot, which is a "perfect" bet as far as Phil is concerned. It MUST be; she's won the hand.

Blinds are now up to $200 (SB) and $400 (BB).

Eddie	Andrew	Kathy (D)	Cheryl (SB)	Stephen (BB)
K♠ 6♣	J♣ 8♣	A♥ J♦	4♠ 3♠	K♦ 6♦
FOLD	FOLD	Calls $400	Calls $200	CHECK
		40%	32%	27%
Kathy asks how much she can bet... and a guy in the audience shouts, "ALL THE WAY IN!!" (He would be shouting "advice" for most of the tournament.)
FLOP: J♠ 9♠ 8♦
		46%	39%	14%
Kathy leads with two "hooks", Cheryl has a flush draw and Stephen is grasping at straws.
			CHECK	CHECK
		Bets $1000	Calls $1000	FOLD
		59%	39%
TURN: 5♦
		79%	21%
			CHECK
		Bets $2000	FOLD
		WIN $5200

Cheryl tells Kathy that, when she bored, she can reach over and rub Stephen's chest hair. But Eddie proves HE can do that, too. Stephen tells Cheryl, "I'm 'curbing my enthusiasm'." Cheryl replies, "I'm in 8TH Heaven!" Kathy says, "And I'M a bachelor!" Cheryl: "And MOST of us are on 'Tilt'!" ("On tilt" is a poker term used when someone is playing wrecklessly) They don't mention that, maybe, Kathy and Cheryl could be a "Sister Act, too (2)" or the such...

Andrew	Kathy	Cheryl (D)	Stephen (SB)	Eddie (BB)
8♣ 6♠	Q♥ Q♠	K♣ 10♦	8♥ 7♦	K♥ 5♠
FOLD	Raises to $800	Calls $800	FOLD	FOLD
	75%	25%
FLOP: A♠ 6♥ 4♣
	89%	11%
	Bets $1000	FOLD
	WIN $3200
Hear, Kathy SHOWS her "cowgirls". It's usually bad etiquette to show a winning hand when no one else "paid to see it". PLUS it gives away some of your strategy. But, hey, these are celebs; who says they ever HAD strategy?!

Kathy	Cheryl	Stephen (D)	Eddie (SB)	Andrew (BB)
Q♦ 3♦	9♥ 2♣	10♠ 6♥	J♥ 10♥	8♦ 6♠
Calls $400	FOLD	FOLD	Raises to $1200	FOLD
Calls $800
56%			43%
FLOP: 8♠ 3♥ 4♥
49%			51%
Kathy has a pair of "crabs"...but Eddie's on a flush draw.
			Bets $3500
Calls $3500
TURN: 7♣
61%			39%
Now Eddie has a STRAIGHT draw, too. A 5 will give him the straight to the 8.
			*ALL-IN* $4500
Calls $4500
Eddie was betting on a "semi-bluff", hoping to hit SOMETHING on the River. This is also called betting "on the come" (taken from craps). Eddie needs a 9, a 10, a Jack or any heart to double-up - 15 outs total out of 42 cards left in the deck...
RIVER: 6♣
NUTS!			DEAD!
...but he couldn't get a one.
3♦ 3♥ Q♦ 8♠ 7♣			J♥ 10♥ 8♠ 7♣ 6♣
WIN $18,800			*OUT - 5th Place*

Eddie takes losing gracefully...except that he KNEW Mo wasn't sorry to see him go as she claims. He talks to himself about the hand as he heads for the Losers' Lounge to join Dave on the Couch O' Shame. He takes up some "stress relievers" that are on the table and orders a drink as he convalesces. The GOOD news is that the V Foundation for Cancer Research gets a whopping $7500 for Eddie's work at the Final Table. Phil says that Eddie did the right thing by going all-in...and it was just bad luck that he didn't get the card he needed.

CURRENT CHIP COUNT
Kathy Najimy	$22,300
Andrew Firestone	$9900
Cheryl Hines	$9200
Stephen Collins	$8600

(Sorry, no HOW WOULD YOU PLAY IT? this time around; you're on your own at the poker tables this week)

Cheryl	Stephen (D)	Andrew (SB)	Kathy (BB)
4♣ 2♠	5♦ 4♠	6♥ 6♠	8♥ 7♥
FOLD	FOLD	Calls $200	CHECK

		47%	52%
FLOP: J♦ 9♦ K♦
		52%	38%
One could look at this and say, "SURELY there's a flush somewhere." There isn't, though. Kathy has a gut-buster straight draw and Andrew...still has 6s.
		Bets $1000	Calls $1000
TURN: 10♥
		0%	90%
Sure enough, Kathy gets the Jack-high straight! Andrew's only hope is for a Queen to show on the River. This would give the Board a KING-high straight and, thus, Andrew and Kathy would split the pot.
		CHECK	Bets $2000
		FOLD
			WIN $4800
Cheryl to Kathy: "Did you have a pair?" Kathy: "Oh, BOY, did I have a 'pair'!"

Kathy	Cheryl (D)	Stephen (SB)	Andrew (BB)
10♣ 5♥	8♠ 8♦	7♥ 6♥	Q♣ J♠
FOLD	Raises to $1000	Calls $800	Calls $600

	41%	18%	41%
FLOP: K♣ 6♠ 10♦
	32%	15%	53%
		CHECK	CHECK
	Bets $2000	FOLD	FOLD
	WIN $5000
Cheryl is proving what Phil has said for years: "aggressive poker is WINNING poker".

Stephen	Andrew (D)	Kathy (SB)	Cheryl (BB)
K♠ 4♣	Q♣ J♠	A♦ Q♦	Q♥ 5♦
FOLD	Calls $400	Raises to $1100	FOLD
	Calls $700
	27%	62%
FLOP: A♠ 7♠ J♣
	14%	85%
		Bets $1000
	Calls $1000
TURN: 7♦
	5%	95%
		Bets "four of these purples" ($2000)
	Calls $2000
RIVER: 3♣ COMMUNITY: 7♠ 7♦ A♠ J♣ 3♣
	DEAD!	NUTS!
		CHECK
	CHECK
	J♣ J♠ 7♠ 7♦ A♠	A♦ A♠ 7♠ 7♦ Q♦
		WIN $8600

The prize of poker has gone up again; blinds are now $300 (SB) and $600 (BB).

Andrew	Kathy (D)	Cheryl (SB)	Stephen (BB)
7♥ 5♦	A♦ Q♦	6♠ 5♥	10♦ 5♣
FOLD	Raises to $1200	FOLD	Calls $600
	76%		24%
FLOP: 7♠ 8♥ Q♥
	94%		6%
			CHECK
Kathy asks how many chips Stephen has left. This is usually a prelude to a "tap", or betting just enough to put an opponent all-in.
	Bets $6600
...and she does.
			FOLD
	WIN $9300

CURRENT CHIP COUNT
Kathy Najimy	$30,500
Cheryl Hines	$9700
Stephen Collins	$6600
Andrew Firestone	$3200

Kathy	Cheryl (D)	Stephen (SB)	Andrew (BB)
Q♦ Q♠	7♥ 2♥	10♦ 5♠	J♥ 9♦
Calls $600	FOLD	Calls $300	CHECK
74%		12%	14%
FLOP: 4♥ 4♣ 5♦
90%		9%	1%
Both have flopped two pair...but Kathy's is WAY better.
		*ALL-IN* $6000	FOLD
Calls $6000
90%		10%
TURN: 7♦
95%		5%
The only card that can save Stephen from elimination is...
RIVER: 5♣
...A 5!! SUCK-OUT CITY!!
Q♦ Q♠ 4♥ 4♣ 5♦ 7♦ 5♣		5♠ 5♦ 5♣ 4♥ 4♣
		WIN $13,800
In the Lounge, Eddie is angry. He couldn't get one of FIFTEEN outs to stay alive...and Stephen gets one of only TWO?! UNFAIR!

Cheryl	Stephen (D)	Andrew (SB)	Kathy (BB)
K♦ J♣	8♠ 8♦	9♦ 6♠	9♥ 4♥
Raises to $1200	Calls $1200	FOLD	FOLD
48%	52%
FLOP: 7♠ K♥ 5♠
84%	16%
Cheryl leads with Kings. As bets are considered, Kathy talks about how Eddie would stack his chips in one tall stack and "rub" it up and down. Kathy says it distracted her. (Nooooooo comment...)
Bets $2000	Calls $2000
TURN: 5♥
95%	5%
CHECK	Bets $6500
As Cheryl ponders calling the bluff, she talks constantly. She thinks Stephen has a King, Aces or 5s to have bet so big.
FOLD
	WIN $13,800
Cheryl talked herself into folding. Stephen does NOT show the pair, simply stating he had "the winning hand".

Even before the cards are DEALT, the guy in the auidence yells for Andrew to go all-in" Being that he has so few chips, that MIGHT not be a bad idea.

Andrew	Kathy (D)	Cheryl (SB)	Stephen (BB)
8♣ 4♠	Q♠ J♣	A♦ K♦	7♣ 2♣
FOLD	Raises to $1200	Raises to $2400	FOLD
	Calls $1200
	33%	67%
Cheryl is right to bet big on "Big Slick"; it's the best non-paired poker hand there is.
FLOP: 3♣ 9♦ K♣
	21%	79%
It's even BETTER when paired. HOWEVER, Kathy has an inside straight draw, needing a 10. Cheryl yells, "Guess what, people!" And she goes...
		*ALL-IN* $3500
	Calls $3500
Now...Kathy's a 4-to-1 underdog...but she put in $3500 to win a pot of over $12,000...so she's getting about 3-to-1 "pot odds". But when your pot odds are better than oyur ACTUAL odds, it's best not to call.
TURN: 10♣
	NUTS!	DEAD!
OH! ANOTHER SUCK-OUT! Kathy has a straight and Cheryl is out!
RIVER: 10♠
Not even two pair can beat a straight!
	K♣ Q♠ J♣ 10♣ 9♦	K♦ K♣ 10♣ 10♠ A♦
	WIN $12,400	*OUT - 4th Place*

Cheryl hugs everyone...and Stephen admits to bluffing her out previously. Because of that, Cheryl CURSES Stephen all the way to the Lounge, where she's comforted by Dave and Eddie. She ALSO can't believe Kathy got the 10 she needed and ANOTHER one to boot! Ah, well, at least United Cerebal Palsy of Central Florida will get $10,000 for her participation. But she's still so @#$%ing mad at Stephen...that she has to stroke Dave's ruffled shirt to calm down. Whatever gets you through the season, Cheryl...

CURRENT CHIP COUNT
Kathy Najimy	$30,400
Stephen Collins	$17,300
Andrew Firestone	$2300

Kathy (D)	Stephen (SB)	Andrew (BB)
5♦ 2♣	A♦ 2♦	7♦ 7♣
*Andrew has one request: not to be put all-in...because he wants to look at one of them and yell, "ALL-IN, BTCH!"**
FOLD	Raises to $1500	*ALL-IN* $2300
*Andrew doesn't use the "BTCH" part...but he IS all-in.**
	Calls $800
	32%	68%
FLOP: A♥ 2♥ 8♠
	91%	9%
EWWWW! Stephen flopped TWO PAIR! Andrew's in trouble; he needs to, literally, hit the "Jackpot" (7-7-7) to stay alive. To this end, Andrew starts the crowd chanting, "SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN!"
TURN: 10♥
	95%	5%
RIVER: 3♥
	A♦ A♥ 2♦ 2♥ 10♥	7♦ 7♣ A♥ 10♥ 8♠
	WIN $4600	*OUT - 3rd Place*

Andrew's rose has wilted and he sulks to the Lounge. He's glad that $12,500 goes to Direct Relief International...but he KNEW he was outnumbered because both Stephen and Kathy had connections with God (in their series, anyway). Phil tells Andrew he did the right thing, getting all his money in with the best hand. But now they're having a great time...and Cheryl has two hunky guys beside her (Dave calls her the "female Dean Martin"). And look who ELSE joined the party? Rosie O'Donnell, who says she's "desperate for air time"!

So...we're down to two at last! The TV pastor against the lotsa-laugher playing HEADS-UP! BRING OUT THE MONEY! Will the lion's share of the Beck's Premier Light(TM) $250,000 Prize Pool go towards stopping violence against women... or violence in GENERAL? Let's find ourselves a champion! Let's SHUFFLE UP AND DEAL!!!

CURRENT CHIP COUNT
Kathy Najimy	$30,400
Stephen Collins	$19,600

Blinds are now up to $400 (SB) and $800 (BB).

Stephen (D) (SB)	Kathy (BB)
K♥ 3♥	7♥ 2♠
Calls $400	Raises to $1600
Talk about your major league bluffs! Kathy raised with the worst possible hand in poker! Heads-up, it's not AS bad...but statistics give 7-2 offsuit as 34% chance of winning ANY heads-up hand.
Calls $800
65%	34%
FLOP: 10♣ 4♣ J♠
76%	24%
	Bets $3000
FOLD
	WIN $6200
And, yet, with aggressive betting, Kathy's able to win ANYWAY.

Stephen (D) (SB)	Kathy (BB)
K♥ 5♣	K♠ 2♦
Raises to $1200	Calls $400
34%	22%
FLOP: 6♣ 9♣ 4♠
31%	11%
	Bets $3000
FOLD
	WIN $5400

CURRENT CHIP COUNT
Kathy Najimy	$34,000
Stephen Collins	$16,000

Kathy (D) (SB)	Stephen (BB)
A♦ 3♣	K♦ 6♠
Calls $400	CHECK
60%	40%
FLOP: 8♣ K♥ J♠
13%	87%
	Bets $3000
Kathy against asks for a chip count on Stephen...
Calls $3000
...but she doesn't tap him.
TURN: 8♦
7%	93%
	CHECK
Bets $11,800
...until NOW, that is.
	FOLD
WIN $19,400
That's the THIRD TIME IN A ROW Stephen folded the best hand to an aggressive bet!

Back in the Lounge, Rosie as joined the group on the couch. Cheryl calls Stephen a "pu$$y" and a "sissy"... but Rosie objects to that kind of language. There are a LOT of "lovable sissy boys" in the world...like Paul Lynde. Andrew uses "wimp" to describe Stephen... and Rosie's OK with THAT term.

Kathy (D) (SB)	Stephen (BB)
7♠ 5♦	8♥ 7♣
Calls $400	CHECK
24%	62%
FLOP: Q♠ K♣ 4♥
14%	74%
	CHECK
CHECK
TURN: 5♠
84%	16%
	CHECK
Bets $1500	Calls $1500
Of all the times for Stephen to "grow a pair", THIS is NOT it! He needs a 6, 7 or 8.
RIVER: A♣ COMMUNITY: A♣ K♣ Q♠ 5♠ 4♥
NUTS!	DEAD!
	CHECK
Bets $7900	FOLD
WIN $12,500

Stephen says he's thinking about going all-in without looking at his cards. Phil says that Kathy should call IF she has a Q-7 or better (since that's an average hand).

Stephen (D) (SB)	Kathy (BB)
9♦ 2♦	3♥ 2♥
*ALL-IN* (we're not told with how much, though)	FOLD
WIN

Kathy (D) (SB)	Stephen (BB)
Q♦ 9♦	Q♥ J♠
Raises to $1900	*ALL-IN* $8700
Calls $6800
28%	65%
FINALLY, he has a ligit shot!
FLOP: 2♦ 7♥ 3♥
16%	82%
Good...
TURN: 4♠
7%	93%
Better...
RIVER: 8♦
No pair...but he didn't NEED it!
Q♦ 9♦ 7♥ 8♦ 4♠	Q♥ J♠ 8♦ 7♥ 4♠
	WIN $17,400

A hand or two later...

CURRENT CHIP COUNT
Kathy Najimy	$31,600
Stephen Collins	$18,400

Blinds have gone to $500 (SB) and $1000 (BB).

Kathy (D) (SB)	Stephen (BB)
J♦ 5♠	8♠ 7♠
Raises to $2000	Raises to $4000
Calls $2000
52%	47%
FLOP: J♣ A♠ A♦
93%	5%
	CHECK
Bets $4000 ("I'm putting in eight purples")	FOLD
WIN $12,000
For ONCE, Stephen is justified in folding to an aggressive bet.

Stephen (D) (SB)	Kathy (BB)
Q♣ 3♥	K♦ 4♠
Calls $500	CHECK
36%	64%
FLOP: 2♠ 6♠ 10♥
21%	79%
	Bets $1000
Raises to $4000	Calls $3000
TURN: A♠
9%	91%
	Bets $2000
FOLD
	WIN $12,000

Kathy (D) (SB)	Stephen (BB)
K♦ K♥	J♣ 7♦
Calls $500	CHECK
86%	14%
Can you say "slow roll"? 'Cause that's what Kathy is doing to poor Stephen.
FLOP: 4♦ 5♥ 9♦
94%	6%
	CHECK
Bets $8400	FOLD
WIN $10,400

Kathy (D) (SB)	Stephen (BB)
9♦ 3♠	10♦ 6♣
Calls $500	CHECK
34%	64%
FLOP: J♠ 5♠ 9♠
88%	9%
	*ALL-IN* $6900
Calls $6900
TURN: 2♥
95%	5%
It's down to the wire now. Stephen needs a 10...as long as it isn't a 10 of spades. Otherwise...
RIVER: A♠
...it is ALL OVER!
A♠ J♠ 9♠ 5♠ 3♠	A♠ J♠ 10♦ 9♠ 6♣
CPS CHAMPION!!!	*OUT - 2nd Place*

CELEBRITY	HOW THEY GOT HERE
Eddie Cibrian playing for the V Foundation for Cancer Research	Fighting out of the "Rosie & Frirends" corner, from ESPN's Tilt and ABC's Invasion. He let Travis Tritt eliminate Rosie O'Donnell, Mo Gaffney and Penny Marshall before outplaying Tritt heads-up. From Burbank, California... EDDIE "The Tilter" CIIIBRIANNN! CIBRIAN!
Stephen Collins playing for the MUM Foundation	From the "Mens' Night Out" table, from UPN's 7th Heaven. He knocked Howie Mandel and Meat Loaf simultaniously, then waited for Peter Dinkage's exit before coming from far behind to beat Bryan Cranston. From Des Moines, Iowa..."The Ir-Reverend" STEPHEN COLLLLLLINS! COLLINS!
Andrew Firestone playing for Direct Relief International	In the "Reality All-Stars" corner, from The Bachelor. He gave Trishelle a taste of The Real World, outlasted Survivor's Johnny Fairplay, stood tall over Amazing Race's Charla Baklayan and then "fired" The Apprentice's Omarosa... ANDREW "Bachelor # 3" FIIIIIIRESTONNE! FIRESTONE!
Cheryl Hines playing for United Cerebal Palsy of Central Florida	From the "Usual CPS" table, from HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm. She watched Michael Vartan lose his Alias and Amber Tamblyn see God wasn't on HER side. After Anthony Anderson "Hustle & Flow"ed, she outlasted Jeopardy!'s Alex Trebeck. Out of Miami Beach, Florida... CHERYL "I'm Gonna Throw Up" HIIIIIIINES! HINES!
Kathy Najimy playing for V-Day	And in the "Ladies(?) Night Out" corner, from the soon-to-be-released "Getting Played". She made Ricki Lake stop talking, made Kathyrn Morris into a Cold Case, watched Caroline Rhea become The Biggest Loser and defeated Desperate Housewife Sharon Lawrence. From Sandy Eggo...KATHY "No Mo' Mo" NAAAAJIMYYYYYYY! NAJIMY!