"Deck Dash/Bathroom
Blitz Part Deux"
- September 24
We started with eight, and now thanks to Brad & Lew's
ouster last time (for quite possibly being TOO good), we
are down to four. Today, they move into their individual
units as we begin the second phase of competition. In
the end, only one of the four teams will reap the
rewards of ALL of the units in the Complex. But we're
getting ahead of ourselves here. Let's go to the plans
for our next project as Dave & Ana (Team NYC) move up to
LC3 from LC4.
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NOTES:
1.
THE COMPLEX: MALIBU week 5
2. TOTAL BUDGET: $38,000 ($27,000 cash, $11,000
Sears gift cards)
3. ROOM TO BE JUDGED THIS WEEK: THE DECK
4. MANDATORY RESIDENTS' ASSOCIATION MEETING
Since the decks are visible from the outside, design
planners must meet residents at a mandatory
residents' association meeting to decide on one
color for all deck railings. Residents can call
additional residents' association meetings for any
instances that may arise. When called, these
meetings are mandatory and will be held on the deck
of those residents requesting the meeting.
5. ADDITIONAL RESOURCE
To save time on planning and design, consult
sears.com.
6. TRANSPORTATION
All teams will share three cars and one pickup
truck.
7. TIME: You will have five days. The deck (and LC4
third bedroom)
must be completed by noon on Tuesday. The clock
starts now. |
The money allotted to
the teams will be all that they are given for the rest
of the tenure at the Complex, so it's important to start
planning ahead... as some people are doing now.
The residents' meeting
commences in LC3 to discuss keeping the patios similar.
They agree on a cooking device, a device used for
sitting, and a bubbly water device. Oh just say a hot
tub. It's reality TV. It's okay!
From there, we go to the
rippin' and the trashin' on UC1, which is bugging the
Rednecks (Scotty & Sam), especially since they're not
used to this sort of behavior from Steve. Steve, on the
other hand, starts using his brain and asks for
tit-for-tat from here on out.
Meanwhile, NYC is
looking for a rug, but they weren't looking to pay for
delivery AND labor. The All-American Couple of UC1,
Steve & Nicole, ran out of money allotted for the
flooring of the deck, so they're just going to one
single square area.
Meanwhile, Barney & Rose
are thinking ahead to the kitchen, as they put in for
cabinets. Rose is in awe over at the design ideas handed
down by their salesman, while Barney's more skeptical,
espeically when it comes time to play Price is Right...
$24,500 doesn't sound too right to him. But alas, what's
done is done.
Meanwhile, over at our
favorite sponsor, Scotty has an eye for a butane beaut.
Luckily he got there today, because it's the only one
they have.
Back in LC4, shouting
matches ensue over the team's running out of money. In
LC3, it's hot tub vs. chairs. In UC1, it's business vs.
pleasure, as Nicole notices that Steve is turning into a
hard-ass. And no, that's not the censors going haywire,
it's the truck door opening. While moving. Smart move,
Nicole. Steve says she needs to understand that this is
a competition. Nicole wouldn't buy anything that Steve
would lay down after all is said and done.
Scotty & Sam lay their
seagrass floor, and so far, they're they only team that
actually has it all together up there. They overlook
Dave & Ana building a storage bin, which ends up turning
into a money pit.
1:33 left on the clock,
and we're bringing out the heavy machinery. And looking
back from earlier in this show... Hot tub wins. Steve
notices meanwhile that his grill is also in two other
units. So it's all feng shui from here. Barney & Rose on
the other hand get a smaller grill for a smaller deck.
It's a mad rush until... *air horn* Inspection time.
UC1: Blank slate
before, oasis after. Could well be their best work.
Jason likes the separation, but cites incompletion (but
says they're going in the right direction). Lourdes
plugs the Kenmore appliance.
UC2: Right up
there with UC1 as best in show so far. But Lourdes
doesn't like the straw coverage. David likes the
furniture, but hates that everyone's facing away from
the view. "It's patio furniture, buddy. It's not a
frickin' living room set." Oh Sam, you crack me up.
LC3: It's a whole
lot of nothing with a hot tub. Judges agree.
LC4: Remember,
this is the one with the third bedroom as well. Warm
bedroom contrasts cold deck. Lourdes likes the beds,
while Jason hates the fixers. David likens the room to
"warm wet Bisquick", to which Rose replies, "I want
another real estate agent." And it just goes from
there...
Now, to the outcome of
the inspection. The reward for the winning room:
$3000... $1000 from EACH LOSING TEAM. Running down
vitals for the $38,000:
UC1 has $17,302.39
remaining.
UC2 has $13,855.50 remaining.
LC3 has $28,108.32 remaining.
LC4 has $9079.05 remaining.
Most valuable is the
deck in... UC1. So they now have $20,302.39 and a date
at the Presidential Suite at the Loews Hotel. But the
assessments don't end there. Dave & Ana take LC3 from
first to worst in one round. We'll pick up the next
challenge after Steve & Nicole make nice and their
relationship is back in the black...
Next challenge:
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NOTES:
1.
THE COMPLEX: MALIBU week 6
2. TOTAL BUDGET: Any money left over from previous
challenges. The apartment with last week's winning
room, apartment 1, will receive $1000 from the
budgets of apartments 2, 3, and 4.
3. ROOM TO BE JUDGED THIS WEEK: THE SECOND BATHROOM
4. ADDITIONAL RESOURCE
To save time on planning and design, consult
sears.com.
5. TRANSPORTATION
All teams will share three cars and one pickup
truck.
6. TIME: You will have five days. The deck (and LC4
third bedroom)
must be completed by noon on Monday. The clock
starts now. |
It's going to be tight,
but LC4'll get by, right, Rose? *Rose cries* Okay...
Dave & Ana have to get
tile and lighting for the bathroom, but neglected the
kitchen, so this is going to be an uphill battle.
Meanwhile up on UC1, the Kenmore kitchen collection
arrives... right on time... along with everything else,
including tile.
Meanwhile, Barney & Rose
just might have found the secret to their success:
granite walls painted over. The rest of the teams just
junk the whole shoot and match.
Dave & Ana have some
grievances over the tile, which is settled in a return
trip to see if they can't get any more, even though Dave
thinks it's just fine.
Steve uses the $3000 to
hire contractors. "Shame on them." Dave & Ana's cabinet
guy can't show up as scheduled, so it's back to square
one there. Scotty & Sam have a bit of a falling out over
paint as Sam's spirit crumbled in the wake of the deck
judging. Barney & Rose rub it in Dave's face about the
granite wall.
Sam is wondering why
Scotty's so damn happy all the time. Steve & Nicole go
tile crazy. Scotty finishes the bathroom while Sam took
herself to bed. She wakes up to find... something that
she has to bring to Scotty's attention. "I see this
checkerboard on the wall and I went... 'What the
hell?!'"
LC4... Holy mother of
mercy that's a bright light. We're at T-43 hours at
Sears to pick up appliances with Dave & Ana, who manage
to turn it into an argument.
The last 24 hours turn
into pain (both physical and emotional) for every team
involved as Tyler's death squad approaches. *air
horn* Inspection time... again. Because we're pressed
for time and ratings can't get any lower. Judges
silently overlook each room. Guess we'll hear their
collective will at final judgment.
UC1: Looks
rustic. You can definitely tell that the All-American
Couple went tile wild.
UC2: Looks like
they found some granite as well.
LC3: Sleek. Nice.
Sleek and nice.
LC4: It's not
really good. It's not terrible, but it's not really
good. What really took me, though... "Hi, Dave." "It's
David." "This way, Dave." "It's David."
Now, to the outcome of
the inspection. The reward for the winning room: again
$3000 courtesy your three opponents. Running down
vitals:
UC1 has $13,319.35
remaining.
UC2 has $7439.81 remaining.
LC3 has $17,426.85 remaining.
LC4 has $5136.72 remaining. (Penny pinchers!)
Most valuable is the
second bath in... LC3. "Hooray for me!" And as a reward,
Dave & Ana will be treated to a day of pampering at the
Aqua Day Spa. For the record, Scotty & Sam were in
second, Steve & Nicole came in third, and Barney & Rose
were unanimously last. One more week, and one more
room... Next week, it's Kitchen Stadium AND we get a
chance to repair previously judged rooms (which is good
for Steve & Nicole, because if you remember, their
master bathroom reeked).
Good news is, as the
Beatles once said, you get by with a little help from
your friends...
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