"Kitchen Catastrophe"
- October 1
Last week, two challenges in one, as Steve & Nicole
broke up to make up over $3000 of the other teams'
money. Meanwhile, Dave & Ana are on the verge of
breaking up to break up until they realize that they
take the second challenge, while Rose just wants to
break the judges' heads. All going into the homestretch
as we head into the final room of the house... the
kitchen.
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NOTES:
1.
THE COMPLEX: MALIBU week 7
2. TOTAL BUDGET: Any money left over from previous
challenges. The apartment with last week's winning
room, apartment 3, will receive $1000 from the
budgets of apartments 1, 2, and 4.
3. ROOM TO BE JUDGED THIS WEEK: THE KITCHEN
4. ADDITIONAL RESOURCE
To save time on planning and design, consult
sears.com.
5. TRANSPORTATION
All teams will share three cars and one pickup
truck.
7. TIME: You will have six days. The kitchen
must be completed by noon on Sunday. The clock
starts now. |
Dave & Ana (Team NYC)
start to collect their money... with crowbars? Well,
just in case business needs to get done. Team NYC is
sitting in the catbird seat with their numerous
first-place rooms. Quite a stretch from the All-American
Couple Steve & Nicole (they have to rerenovate the first
two rooms) and The Rednecks Scotty & Sam. Meanwhile in
LC4, Rose offers dinner instead of the $1000. Sorry,
honey, it's cash only. And Sears cards. Dave deals for
$400 and the flower... thing. Ana would've wanted to get
$460.
Scotty & Sam are back
against the monetary wall. Steve & Nicole has time
issues. Both spend their money at Sears. Meanwhile, Dave
& Ana are having differing opinions about a wall in the
kitchen being converted into a window. Basically, Dave
says "yeah yeah!" while Ana says "get a professional!"
They end up taking their time to "give the other units a
chance".
UC1 takes a lunch over
the kitchen table they don't yet have. Steve gets an
idea to call Brad & Lew in. You remember them, right?
Evicted in episode 4? Lew answers the phone and the UC1
crew negotiates $1200 for the guys' service. "I just
want to be able to see Barney & Rose and Dave & Ana see
me & Brad helping you guys." Success!
Scotty & Sam get in a
clash over work ethic, as Dave & Ana get contractors for
their kitchen floor. After stopping halfway, the
contractors get notice that their services are no longer
required, and that Dave will handle it himself.
Meanwhile, UC1's contractors are already at work on
their cabinets, as Steve helps them play "Find the
Microwave Plug".
Meanwhile, this is also
the week for the teams to re-renovate the other rooms,
so Barney & Rose take time out to finish their bathroom
(if you remember, they dropped their work so that Carl &
Kim would get the boot. It didn't work). So that's one
of their main focuses there.
Up one, though, Dave &
Ana are back to fighting over stuff. In UC2... Scotty:
"You still not talking to me?" Sam: "Nope." Then the
classic walk-by-and-glomp-your-other move comes into
play. Dave & Ana have alternative plans to try and mend
their broken fences. They won a night at a spa last
episode. Did it work? Let's see... silent treatment...
feeling of enemies... bottled-up angst... Yeah... Didn't
have a hope in hell.
Barney & Rose get their
kitchen into place. Paid a lot of good money for this to
go down, and it'll go down nice and smooth unless
someone throws a curve...
Now stepping up to the
mound for the LC3 Evictees, number 33 and 34, Brad & Lew!
Steve & Nicole welcome them to open arms. Rose &
Barney... less so. "You low-life..." Scotty & Sam wanted
to hire them first, but they still give them props for
their move. Lower Complex confront Sam about the
contracts... "Brad & Lew coming back didn't phase me."
What the other two units had to say about them... did,
as they played the friendship card. If I may: this is an
anything-goes game. You have the start. You have the
finish. What happens in between is up to you.
Furthermore in times like these there are winners and
there are losers, and to know that Scotty & Sam were
even thinking of hiring the two without telling UC1 of
it first and then to go back and chastise them for doing
the same thing reeks of hypocrisy.
With 51 hours to go,
Brad & Lew remember the first rule of business: get the
money up front. Then it's off to work. In LC4, their
kitchen is coming together quite nicely as well. Dave &
Ana finally get their contractors. Strategy: "Don't
screw up." The contractors go to work and totally level
the place, much to Ana's... disgust?
Taking a break from the
mass destruction, the men have dinner together at a
roadhouse. The women have dinner together at an Italian
bistro. Dave & Ana are this close to a breakup, you can
tell. Nicole & Sam indirectly discuss the Guys coming
back over. "I'm not going to play happy just to make
someone happy."
At 34 hours left, Ana
says that Dave is acting like a little bitch. "Suck it
up and finish the damn kitchen."
The next morning, Steve
& Nicole pretty much said... what I said, as the
breakfast nook is nearing completion. Satisfied on a job
well done, the two teams say goodbye one more time.
Meanwhile, Rose is nearing poverty as they head to the
store for wall stuff and kitchen electronics.
With 26 hours, it's
another one of those mad scrambles as Barney & Rose are
missing faucet parts. Unfortunately, the contractors are
on their way to Vegas. The sad part is... I'm not
joking. Dave's contractors are done with the floors and
walls, but with 22 hours to go, do they even have time
to finish the cabinets?
Everything runs short
for UC1 as Steve pushes Nicole. In UC2, they're going on
36 hours of no sleep. LC3 has eight hours to go, are
nowhere near completion, and pondering giving up. But
will they? It's the mad dash to the finish as... *air
horns* "Time's up! Tools down. Your work at the Complex
Malibu is complete!" But we still have inspection to go,
so....
UC1: Brad & Lew
did quite a number as we see a lot of style, but a
little too much cramping. Or it could be a trick of the
light, I don't know. Lourdes proves that it is, indeed,
a trick of the light. But she would like more light.
Jason doesn't like the table legs.
UC2: Not bad
either, but I'd like it a little less dark. Jason likes
the tiles, and David likes the squares and the light.
LC3: Before, it
was craptacular. After, it's ghetto-fabulous.
LC4: Lots of
light to contrast the rest of the units' darkness.
Unfortunately, the nook is creating a vacuum. The judges
love it, especially the closing drawers, as Barney can't
get enough of those....
Now, to the outcome of
the inspection. The reward for the winning room: $5000
for professional improvements before the apartment goes
to auction.
UC1 spent $20,638.96 on
their kitchen, leaving a $7319.61 deficit.
UC2 spent $20,600.47 on their kitchen, leaving a
$13,160.66 deficit.
LC3 spent $21,316.91 on their kitchen, leaving a
$3890.06 deficit.
LC4 spent a whopping $31,987.80 on their kitchen,
leaving a $26,851.08 deficit.
Most valuable is the
kitchen in... UC1. Brad & Lew pay off for the AACs, as
Sam gets a word in edgewise, saying that a lot of her
designs are in that room. And it all goes from there,
even as Sam insists that "she's done talking". Sure you
are...
Next time, the buyers
put their money in the players' work, as we see who
walks away winners once the hammer goes down. See you
soon!
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