CELEBRITY BLACKJACK

TOURNAMENT 2
EPISODE 13 - CHAMPIONSHIP
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR

What follows is a televised-hand-by-televised-hand account.  Obviously, since it's only a one-hour show, some hands may not be televised so you may see a little of jumping of the dealer button.


It's been a rough couple of months for these celebrities. Through ten 4-player qualifying tables and two 5-player semi-finals, four celebs have risen to the pinnacle of gambling and will now compete against each other in 21 final hands of blackjack. When all is said and done, either a Seinfeld character, the first-ever American reality game host, a boy band member or a premium cable news reporter will be crown the brand new Grand Champion of CELEBRITY BLACKJACK!

For a brief explanation about the game of blackjack and how this tournament will be contested, check the first episode recap. But know that this match is played until a set amount of hands are played (in this case, the amount is 21).  If a player runs out of the $100,000 worth of chips s/he starts with (or has less than the minimum bet), s/he's out of the game.  The bets for each of the first ten hands must be between $1000 and $25,000. The final 11 hands will have a minimum bet of $5000, but NO maximum; a player can go all-in if so desired. After the set amount of hands are played, whoever has the most money will be the Grand Champion and take an additional $200,000 for his or her charity. 2nd Place gets $50,000 more...and the last two...well, they still have at least $50,000 to give from the priliminaries and the semis.

And ALSO know that, for this special tournament, six JOKERS have been added to the six decks they play with.  A Joker can be substituted for any card on the table still in play (meaning, once a hand is stood on, it's no longer in-play). There were four last season but, since there are only four players, they upped that number. Also this season is the addition of FIVE-CARD CHARLIE, the kid's rule that says that, if you get dealt five cards without busting, you automatically win.

Lets meet our finalists (and their charities):

Jason "The Face" Alexander
(Oakwood School Capital Campaign)

Kelli "Wild Card" Williams
(CARE & The Young Stroytellers)


Jeff "The Survivor" Probst (playing for Shannon Elizabeth)
(Animal Avengers)

"Lucky" Lance Bass
(Animal Avengers)

We have Matt Vasgersian doing the play-by-play and the "bad boy of Blackjack" Dave Stann back to deal the cards...so let's get this Championship STARTED!  Jason will always be "first base", where the dealer starts dealing the cards.  But the order shown, left to right, will be the betting and playing order starting with the "button".

HAND 1
Lance
BANK: $100,000
Jason
BANK: $100,000
Kelli
BANK: $100,000
Jeff
BANK: $100,000
Bet: $4000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $5000
K-10 = 20 (split)
10-J = 20 (split)
Q-2 = 12
4-2 = 6
DEALER: 3
STAND
STAND
HIT: 3 = 15
STAND
HIT: J = 16
STAND
When the Dealer has a LOW card (2 through 6), "da book" of blackjack strategy says to stand on 13s and higher and to hit on a 12 only if a Dealer has a 2 or a 3.
DEALER: 3-6 = 9
HIT: J = 19
MUST STAND
WIN
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $104,000
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $97,000
BANK: $95,000

 

HAND 2
Jason
BANK: $105,000
Kelli
BANK: $97,000
Jeff
BANK: $95,000
Lance
BANK: $104,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $4000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000
Jason to Jeff: "Don't even TRY to figure out the way 'Super-Jew' thinks."
7-5 = 12
8-7 = 15
5-3 = 8
7-2 = 9
DEALER: 10
When the Dealer has a 10-point card, he must check to see if there's an Ace as his down card. If he does, it's a Blackjack and everybody loses. In this case, it isn't, so the hand continues as always.
HIT: 6 = 18
STAND
HIT: 8 = 23
BUST
DOUBLE: $10,000
DOUBLE: $10,000
Doubling down on an 8 is NEVER a good idea... ESPECIALLY with a Dealer 10! And you should ONLY double down on a 9 if the Dealer has 3 through 6. Either Jeff and Lance are very brave... or rather stupid.
DEALER: 10-2 = 12
HIT: 10 = 22
BUST
Like I said... they were very brave.
   
DD Card: A
Total: 19
DD Card: A
Total: 20
WIN
LOSS
WIN
WIN
BANK: $115,000
BANK: $93,000
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $114,000

 

HAND 3
Kelli
BANK: $93,000
Jeff
BANK: $105,000
Lance
BANK: $114,000
Jason
BANK: $115,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000
7-5 = 12
9-4 = 13
4-Q = 14
J-10 = 20 (split)
DEALER: Q
HIT: 9 = 21
AUTO STAND
HIT: 5 = 18
STAND
HIT: 2 = 16
STAND
STAND
When the Dealer has a HIGH card (7 or better), do as the Dealer does: hit on 16 and lower, stand on 17 and higher.
DEALER: Q-Q = 20
MUST STAND
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
BANK: $103,000
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $109,000
BANK: $115,000

How should you play a soft 16 (A-5) against a Dealer 3? Should you hit, stand or double down? "Da book"'s answer in a few hands.

HAND 4
Jeff
BANK: $95,000
Lance
BANK: $109,000
Jason
BANK: $115,000
Kelli
BANK: $103,000
Bet: $1000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000
2-A = 3/13
3-10 = 13
9-K = 19
JOKER-4 = ???
DEALER: 8
New Card: J
2-J = 12
Jeff's Ace
A-4 = 5/15
HIT: 9 = 21
AUTO STAND
HIT: 8 = 21
AUTO STAND
STAND

HIT: K = 21
AUTO STAND

This is the first time in CBJ history that three players' hands are 21. Only Jason is in danger of actually losing this hand...
DEALER: 8-8 = 16
HIT: K = 26
BUST
Unlike the players, the Dealer can't split or double-down. He can only hit or stand. And everybody wins...even Jason.
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $96,000
BANK: $119,000
BANK: $125,000
BANK: $113,000
Matt: "The Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce cannot get their hands on this tape fast enough!"

 

HAND 5
Lance
BANK: $119,000
Jason
BANK: $125,000
Kelli
BANK: $113,000
Jeff
BANK: $96,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $25,000
9-A = 10/20
2-7 = 9
A-3 = 4/14
6-5 = 11
Jason to Jeff: "If you win, I'm gonna kill every animal I see on my way home!"
DEALER: 4
STAND
DOUBLE: $10,000
HIT: K = 14
STAND
DOUBLE: $50,000
ALWAYS double-down on 11.
DEALER: 4-3 = 7
HIT:
A = 18
MUST STAND

It's a soft 18, but the Dealer STILL must stand.
DD Card: 8
Total: 17
 
DD Card: Q
Total: 21
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $124,000
BANK: $115,000
BANK: $103,000
BANK: $146,000

 

HAND 6
Jason
BANK: $115,000
Kelli
BANK: $103,000
Jeff
BANK: $146,000
Lance
BANK: $124,000
Bet: $25,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $5000
Q-J = 20 (split)
2-2 = 4 (split)
J-9 = 19
4-7 = 11
DEALER: K
STAND
HIT: 4 = 8
HIT: 8 = 16
HIT: 9 = 25
BUST
STAND
DOUBLE: $10,000
DEALER: K-9 = 19
MUST STAND
     
DD Card: 8
Total: 19
WIN
LOSS
PUSH
PUSH
BANK: $140,000
BANK: $88,000
BANK: $146,000
BANK: $124,000

"Da book" says that, if you have an A-6 to a Dealer's 3, you should double-down.

HAND 7
Kelli
BANK: $88,000
Jeff
BANK: $146,000
Lance
BANK: $124,000
Jason
BANK: $140,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $20,000
JOKER-10 = ???
J-10 = 20 (split)
7-4 = 11
5-2 = 7
DEALER: 9
Jeff's 10
10-10 = 20 (split)
New Card: A
J-A = 11/21
 
Jeff to Kelli: "I LOVE YOU!"
As always, Jeff can call the Ace a 1-pointer and double down...or take the gaurenteed 3-to-2.
STAND
BLACKJACK!
DOUBLE: $20,000
HIT: 4 = 10
HIT:
10 = 20
STAND
DEALER: 9-3 = 12
HIT: A = 13
HIT: 5 = 18
MUST STAND
   
DD Card: 10
Total: 21
 
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
WIN
BANK: $98,000
BANK: $168,500
BANK: $144,000
BANK: $160,000

 

HAND 8
Jeff
BANK: $168,500
Lance
BANK: $144,000
Jason
BANK: $160,000
Kelli
BANK: $98,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $20,000
9-10 = 20 (split)
Q-A = 11/21
9-7 = 13
K-J = 20 (split)
DEALER: A
Time to ask for insurance. The players can make a side ber of up to half their original bet that the Dealer has Blackjack...and will pay back 2-to-1 if he does. Lance has the chance to take "even money" (as if it were just a winning hand) since, if the Dealer DOES have it, he'll push.
No Insurance
No Insurance
Insurance = $7500
No Insurance
Insurance is a "sucker bet". Now the Dealer checks the down card for a...
DEALER: A-K= 21
BLACKJACK!
DOH! That means Lance pushes... and so does Jason. Jason lost the original bet but gets paid for his insurance bet.
LOSS
PUSH
LOSS
INSURANCE: $15,000
LOSS
BANK: $158,500
BANK: $144,000
BANK: $160,000
BANK: $78,000

 

HAND 9
Lance
BANK: $144,000
Jason
BANK: $160,000
Kelli
BANK: $78,000
Jeff
BANK: $158,500
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $12,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $15,000
J-6 = 16
A-A = 2/12 (split)
5-6 = 11
6-K = 16
DEALER: K
ALWAYS split Aces and 8s. In this tournament, though, you only get one card for each split Ace. And putting a 10-point card on an Ace is NOT a Blackjack...just a 21.
STAND
SPLIT
$12,000 apiece
DOUBLE: $20,000
HIT: 4 = 20
STAND
A-9 = 20
A-J = 21
DEALER: K-8 = 18
MUST STAND
 
DD Card: K
Total: 21
 
LOSS
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $129,000
BANK: $184,000
BANK: $98,000
BANK: $173,500

 

HAND 10
Jason
BANK: $184,000
Kelli
BANK: $98,000
Jeff
BANK: $173,500
Lance
BANK: $129,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $20,000
8-8 = 16 (split)
A-4 = 5/15
10-4 = 14
6-7 = 13
DEALER: 10
Jason probably WOULD split those 8s...
DEALER: 10-A = 21
BLACKJACK!
...if not for Dealer Dave's winning hand.
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $169,000
BANK: $78,000
BANK: $158,500
BANK: $109,000

As always, heading into the halfway point, the stakes are raised to no-limit.  The minimum bet is $5000...but there is NO maximum! In the un-televised Hand 11, Lance lost big while everybody else won when they both busted.

HAND 12
Jeff
BANK: $168,500
Lance
BANK: $95,000
Jason
BANK: $194,000
Kelli
BANK: $88,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $30,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000
7-5 = 12
7-9 = 16
6-10 = 16
J-10 = 20 (split)
DEALER: J
HIT: 8 = 20
STAND
STAND
HIT: 6 = 22
BUST
STAND
DEALER: J-K = 20
MUST STAND
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
BANK: $168,500
BANK: $65,000
BANK: $189,000
BANK: $88,000

 

HAND 13
Lance
BANK: $65,000
Jason
BANK: $189,000
Kelli
BANK: $88,000
Jeff
BANK: $168,500
Bet: $55,000 Bet: $11,000 Bet: $21,000 Bet: $20,000
6-2 = 8
9-9 = 18 (split)
3-6 = 9
8-J = 18
DEALER: 9
HIT: 6 = 14
HIT:
2 = 16
HIT: 6 = 22
BUST
SPLIT
$11,000 apiece
HIT: J = 19
STAND
STAND
9-2 = 11
DBLE: $22,000
9-7 = 16
HIT: 5 = 21
STAND

Split 9s if the Dealer does NOT have a 7, a 10-pointer or an Ace. And 'Super-Jew' makes the absolute MOST of it!
DEALER: 9-5 = 14
HIT:
3 = 17
MUST STAND
 
DD: J
Tot: 21
     
LOSS
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $10,000
BANK: $222,000
BANK: $109,000
BANK: $188,500

 

HAND 14
Jason
BANK: $222,000
Kelli
BANK: $109,000
Jeff
BANK: $188,500
Lance
BANK: $10,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $10,000
Lance is all-in. If he loses this hand, he'll be the 4th place overall winner.
10-9 = 19
7-A = 8/18
A-4 = 5/15
10-4 = 14
DEALER: Q
STAND
HIT: 5 = 13
HIT: 2 = 15
HIT:
4 = 19
5-CARD CHARLIE!
HIT: Q = 15
HIT:
2 = 17
HIT:
JOKER
Lance's 4
= 21
5-CARD CHARLIE
!
New Card = 8
10-8 = 18
STAND
Jason's and Kelli's hands were dead, so Jeff had to take the Dealer's card, one of Lance's cards or the next card in the shoe. In effect, Jeff actually HELPED Lance.
DEALER: Q-3 = 13
HIT: K = 23
MUST STAND
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $232,000
BANK: $134,000
BANK: $213,500
BANK: $20,000

 

HAND 15
Kelli
BANK: $134,000
Jeff
BANK: $213,500
Lance
BANK: $20,000
Jason
BANK: $232,000
Bet: $40,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $6000
Q-A = 11/21
4-5 = 9
2-3 = 5
K-6 = 16
DEALER: 4
BLACKJACK!
DOUBLE: $10,000
HIT: Q = 15
STAND
STAND
That's 60,000 Kelli has won to vault herself amid the leaders.
DEALER: 4-3 = 7
HIT: 2 = 9
HIT:
8 = 17
MUST STAND
 
DD Card: 6
Total: 15
   
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
LOSS!
LOSS
BANK: $194,000
BANK: $203,500
OUT!
BANK: $226,000
He had been lucky before...by Lance just said, "Bye-Bye-Bye" to the table.

 

HAND 16
Jeff
BANK: $203,500
Jason
BANK: $226,000
Kelli
BANK: $194,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $25,000
6-J = 16
9-10 = 19
J-Q = 20 (split)
DEALER: 3
STAND
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 3-4 = 7
HIT: 7 = 14
HIT: 4 = 18
MUST STAND
LOSS
WIN
WIN
BANK: $183,500
BANK: $241,000
BANK: $219,000

 

HAND 17
Jason
BANK: $241,000
Kelli
BANK: $219,000
Jeff
BANK: $183,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $30,000
9-Q = 19
3-5 = 8
4-4 = 8 (split)
DEALER: 10
STAND
HIT: 3 = 11
HIT:
10 = 21
AUTO STAND
HIT: 6 = 14
HIT: A = 15
HIT: 8 = 23
BUST
Jeff did a good thing not splitting the 4s; "da book" says only to so that against a Dealer 5 or 6.
DEALER: 10-5 = 15
HIT: A = 16
HIT: 10 = 26
BUST
WIN
WIN
LOSS
BANK: $246,000
BANK: $234,000
BANK: $153,500

 

HAND 18
Kelli
BANK: $234,000
Jeff
BANK: $153,500
Jason
BANK: $246,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $50,000 Bet: $10,000
9-8 = 17
10-7 = 17
J-7 = 17
DEALER: 5
STAND
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 5-Q = 15
HIT: 7 = 22
BUST
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $249,000
BANK: $203,500
BANK: $256,000

 

HAND 19
Jeff
BANK: $203,500
Jason
BANK: $256,000
Kelli
BANK: $249,000
Bet: $50,000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $35,000
8-A = 9/19
A-2 = 3/13
7-5 = 12
DEALER: 7
STAND
HIT: 3 = 6/16
HIT: 8 = 14
HIT: 7 = 21
5-CARD CHARLIE!
HIT: 9 = 21
AUTO STAND
DEALER: 7-K = 17
MUST STAND
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $253,500
BANK: $281,000
BANK: $284,000
That was Kelly's sventh straight win! And, with THAT one, she takes the lead!

 

HAND 20
Jason
BANK: $281,000
Kelli
BANK: $284,000
Jeff
BANK: $253,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $50,000
That's Jeff's third 50K bet in a row... and he WON the last two.
9-8 = 17
5-3 = 8
2-3 = 5
DEALER: 6
STAND
HIT: Q = 18
STAND
HIT: K = 15
STAND
DEALER: 6-5 = 11
HIT: A = 12
HIT: Q = 22
BUST
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $286,000
BANK: $294,000
BANK: $303,500

It is, quite literally, ANYBODY'S Championship to take...and it all comes down to this one hand.  The winner gets $200,000 for his/her charity and second place gets another $50,000! For the final hand, the players all make blind bets, so nobody knows what the others have bet until it's revealed.

FINAL HAND!!
Kelli
BANK: $294,000
Jeff
BANK: $303,500
Jason
BANK: $286,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $156,000
Jeff was right to bet small. If Jason and Kelli lose, he wins. But Jason is the "master of his domain" (so to speak); if he wins the hand, he wins the game. If not, he drops all the way to third.
2-9 = 11
5-5 = 10 (split)
8-4 = 12
Ut oh...things could get interesting between Kelli and Jeff. Kelli can double down... but Jeff, even though "da book" says you shouldn't, can SPLIT and then DOUBLE DOWN to put more money out there.
DEALER: 6
DOUBLE: $20,000
SPLIT
$5000 apiece
STAND
5-J = 15
STAND
5-6 = 11
DBLE: $10,000
OK, here's the breakdown of placings according to what the Dealer gets (assuming 21s for the double-downs):
17 through 20: Kelli, Jeff, Jason
21: Jeff, Kelli, Jason
BUST: Jason, Jeff, Kelli
So Jeff is gaurenteed at LEAST second...but needs a Dealer 21 and to HAVE a 21 himself to win. Jason needs a BUST, which the Dealer does 42% of the time with a 6 showing.
DEALER: 6-5 = 11
HIT: 3 = 14
HIT: 2 = 16
HIT: Q = 26
BUST!!
DD Card: Q
Total: 21
 
DD Card: K
Total: 21
 
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $314,000
BANK: $318,500
BANK: $442,000
CBJ CHAMPION!!

So Oakwood School Capital Campaign will a grand total of $300,000! Shannon Elizabeth's Animal Avengers gets another $50G for Jeff's work. Here is the rundown of the forty celebs, their placings, their charities and their winnings. (I made placings based on chip collected in the prelims for the bottom 30, chips collected in the semis for 5th through 10th. If they busted out, the celeb's placing is based on WHEN in the table s/he busted out.)

PLACE
CELEBRITY
CHARITY
CASH
1
Jason Alexander
Oakwood School Capital Campaign
$300,000
2
Jeff Probst (for Shannon Elizabeth)
Animal Avengers
$150,000
3
Kelli Williams
CARE & The Young Stroytellers
$50,000
4
Lance Bass
Animal Avengers
$50,000
5
John Henson
Gilda's Club
$25,000
6
Caroline Rhea
The Dream Foundation & Cherokee Child Advocacy Council
$25,000
7
Warren G
American Breast Cancer Society & City of Hope
$25,000
8
Coolio
Heritage Begins Within
$25,000
9
Guiliana DePandi
Operation Smile
$25,000
10
Jamie-Lynn Discala
Jamie-Lynn Discala Foundation & Ginger's House
$25,000
11
Jeff Probst (himself)
Animal Avengers
$10,000
12
Steve Howey
Wilderness Society
$10,000
13
Mathew St. Patrick
Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation
$10,000
14
Meat Loaf
Painted Turtle
$10,000
15
Marissa Jaret Winokur
Popsmear.org
$10,000
16
David Higgins
Cri-Help
$10,000
17
Cheryl Hines
United Cerebral Palsy
$10,000
18
Carrie Fisher
The Midnight Mission
$10,000
19
Steve Harris
Kids First
$10,000
20
Kevin Hart
Mothers In Charge
$10,000
21
Dayna Devon
EIFS National Colorectal Cancer Research Alliance
$10,000
22
Gary Valentine
Foundation Fighting Blindness
$10,000
23
Camryn Manheim
Venice Family Clinic
$10,000
24
Sara Rue
Rock The Vote
$10,000
25
Carnie Wilson
The Carl Wilson Foundation
$10,000
26
Chynna Phillips
Tribe of Heart
$10,000
27
Dennis Rodman
Rodman Fund
$10,000
28
Tori Spelling
Much Love Animal Rescue
$10,000
29
Stephen Baldwin
YWAM Baltimore
$10,000
30
Ralphie May
American Cancer Society
$10,000
31
Eric Roberts
Best Friend's Animal Society
$10,000
32
Chris Harrison
Scleroderma Foundation
$10,000
33
Kathy Najimy
Project Cuddle & Being Alive
$10,000
34
Billy Baldwin
Project Cuddle & Being Alive
$10,000
35
Ricki Lake
National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy
$10,000
36
Dave Navarro
Animal Avengers
$10,000
37
Gabrielle Reece
Kids In Need
$10,000
38
Adam Carolla
Schizophrenia Foundation
$10,000
39
John Melendez
Operation Smile
$10,000
40
Daniel Baldwin
YWAM Baltimore
$10,000

We'll see Matt for World Series of Blackjack 2, I'm sure. And I'LL see you for that as well!