CELEBRITY BLACKJACK

TOURNAMENT 2
EPISODE 11 - SEMI-FINAL # 2
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR

What follows is a televised-hand-by-televised-hand account.  Obviously, since it's only a one-hour show, some hands may not be televised so you may see a little of jumping of the dealer button.


It started with 40 celebs playing blackjack for their share of a million-dollar prize pool for charities. Through 10 weeks of grueling single-table games, they have whittled it down to 10. They'll need to knock it down to 4 before they can crown a champion of CELEBRITY BLACKJACK!

This year, a full 13-week season will be contested. There were ten four-player single-table matches with the winners getting $25,000 and advancing to these semi-finals. The top two from each of these two five-person semis will get more money for their charities ($75,000 for first, $25,000 for second) and go to the Final Table for a crack at the $100,000 first prize.

For a brief explanation about the game of blackjack and how this tournament will be contested, check the first episode recap. But know that this match is played until a set amount of hands are played (in this case, the amount is 21).  If a player runs out of the $100,000 worth of chips s/he starts with (or has less than the minimum bet), s/he's out of the game.  The bets for each of the first ten hands must be between $1000 and $25,000. The final 11 hands will have a minimum bet of $5000, but NO maximum; a player can go all-in if so desired. After the set amount of hands are played, whoever has the most money will advance to the semi-finals.

And ALSO know that, for this special tournament, six JOKERS have been added to the eight decks they play with.  A Joker can be substituted for any card on the table still in play (meaning, once a hand is stood on, it's no longer in-play). There were four last season but, since there are only four players, they upped that number. Also this season is the addition of FIVE-CARD CHARLIE, the kid's rule that says that, if you get dealt five cards without busting, you automatically win.

Lets meet the five celebs competing tonight (and their charities) in the second semi-final and how they got here:

Caroline Rhea
(The Dream Foundation & Cherokee Child Advocacy Council)
The defending CBJ Champion beat out THREE Baldwin Brothers (Stephen, Billy and Daniel) en route here

Warren G
(American Breast Cancer Society & City of Hope)
He "Regulate"d Less Than Perfect's Sara Rue, signer Carnie Wilson and Last Comic Standing's Raplphie May

Kelli Williams
(CARE & The Young Storytellers)
The Medical Investigations star beat Chynna Phillips, Eric Roberts and "force"d out Carrie Fisher

John Henson
(Gilda's Club)
He "project"ed his way through Steve Harris, "Stuttering" John Melendez and David Higgins

Jeff Probst
(Animal Avengers)
He didn't win his prelim, but he's subbing for Shannon Elizabeth and playing for HER charity.

We have Matt Vasgersian doing the play-by-play and the "bad boy of Blackjack" Dave Stann back to deal the cards...so let's get going!  Caroline will always be "first base", where the dealer starts dealing the cards.  But the order shown, left to right, will be the betting and playing order starting with the "button".

HAND 1
John
BANK: $100,000
Jeff
BANK: $100,000
Caroline
BANK: $100,000
Warren G
BANK: $100,000
Kelli
BANK: $100,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $6000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $3000
10-Q = 20 (split)
A-10 = 11/21
10-K = 20 (split)
J-K = 20 (split)
6-6 = 12 (split)
DEALER: 4
Remember, Jeff doesn't HAVE to call it a Blackjack; he can call the Ace a 1-point card and double down. "Da book" on basic blackjack stratgey says to NEVER split 10s or 5s and split 6s when the Dealer has a low card (6 or less).
STAND
BLACKJACK!
STAND
STAND
SPLIT
$3000 apiece
6-7=13
STAND
6-2=8
H: K=18
STAND
DEALER: 4-K = 14
HIT: 7 = 21
MUST STAND
LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $109,000
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $99,000
BANK: $94,000
Matt calls Dave Stann "The ba***rd of blackjack!"

 

HAND 2
Jeff
BANK: $109,000
Caroline
BANK: $95,000
Warren G
BANK: $99,000
Kelli
BANK: $94,000
John
BANK: $95,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $5000
Q-2 = 12
5-2 = 7
3-Q = 13
J-7 = 17
5-J = 15
DEALER: 5
"Da book" says that, when the Dealer has a low card, stand on 13s and higher. For 12s, stand on a Dealer 4, 5 or 6 and hit the rest.
STAND

HIT: 3 = 10
HIT: 8 = 18
STAND

STAND
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 5-K = 15
HIT: 4 = 19
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $99,000
BANK: $90,000
BANK: $98,000
BANK: $91,000
BANK: $90,000

 

HAND 3
Caroline
BANK: $90,000
Warren G
BANK: $98,000
Kelli
BANK: $91,000
John
BANK: $90,000
Jeff
BANK: $99,000
Bet: $1000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $1000
2-7 = 9
3-7 = 10
9-2 = 11
K-8 = 18
8-10 = 18
DEALER: J
"Da book" says ALWAYS double-down on an 11, double-down on a 10 if the Dealer does NOT have a 10-pointer or an Ace, and on a 9 only if the Dealer has a 3 through 6. On a "high card" (7 through Ace), normal strategy follows what the Dealer must do: hit on 16 and lower, stand on 17 and higher.
HIT: J = 19
STAND

HIT: 8 = 18
STAND

DOUBLE: $6000
STAND
STAND
DEALER: J-J = 20
MUST STAND
   
DD Card: 8
Total: 19
   
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $89,000
BANK: $96,000
BANK: $85,000
BANK: $80,000
BANK: $89,000

You have a "soft 18" (A-7) against a Dealer 3. Do you hit, stand or double-down? "Da book"'s answer later. Meanwhile, Hand 4 was played during the break with everyone FINALLY beating Dave via a bust.

HAND 5
Kelli
BANK: $87,000
John
BANK: $90,000
Jeff
BANK: $99,000
Caroline
BANK: $94,000
Warren G
BANK: $97,000
Bet: $3000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000
Q-A = 11/21
7-Q = 17
6-A = 7/17
Q-A = 11/21
8-K = 18
DEALER: 4
BLACKJACK!

STAND

DOUBLE: $20,000
BLACKJACK!
STAND
DEALER: 4-7 = 11
HIT: A = 12
HIT: 4 = 16
HIT:
5 = 21
MUST STAND
Sonova...
   
DD Card: 5
Total: 12
   
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
BANK: $91,500
BANK: $80,000
BANK: $79,000
BANK: $101,500
BANK: $92,000
Though Jeff did the right thing in doubling-down, he goes from first to worst.

 

HAND 6
John
BANK: $80,000
Jeff
BANK: $79,000
Caroline
BANK: $101,500
Warren G
BANK: $92,000
Kelli
BANK: $91,500
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $6000
2-9 = 11
10-A = 11/21
5-8 = 13
Q-4 = 14
10-7 = 17
DEALER: 4
"Da book" says that, when the Dealer has a low card, stand on 13s and higher. For 12s, stand on a Dealer 4, 5 or 6 and hit the rest.
DOUBLE: $20,000
BLACKJACK!

HIT: 7 = 20
STAND

STAND
STAND
John as Caroline ponders: "Maybe you should double-down."
Caroline: "Maybe you should kiss my..."
John: "I haven't had enough beer yet."
DEALER: 4-5 = 9
HIT: Q = 19
MUST STAND
DD Card: K
Total: 21
       
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $100,000
BANK: $86,500
BANK: $106,500
BANK: $91,000
BANK: $85,500

When having an A-7 and faced with a Dealer 3, "da book" says to double-down (or stand if DDing is not an option). No one had any luck in Hand 7...

HAND 8
Caroline
BANK: $106,500
Warren G
BANK: $91,000
Kelli
BANK: $95,500
John
BANK: $95,000
Jeff
BANK: $84,500
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $1000
2-J = 12
K-4 = 14
A-J = 11/21
2-J = 12
9-5 = 14
DEALER: 9
During the dealing, Warren G gets on his "direct connect" phone... and everyone else talks to make it a funny scenario. Matt says, "Can you hang up now? Good."
HIT: 10 = 22
BUST

HIT: 10 = 24
BUST

BLACKJACK!
HIT: A = 13
HIT: 5 = 18
STAND
HIT: 6 = 20
STAND
DEALER: 9-J = 19
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $96,500
BANK: $81,000
BANK: $110,500
BANK: $94,000
BANK: $85,500

 

HAND 9
Warren G
BANK: $81,000
Kelli
BANK: $110,500
John
BANK: $94,000
Jeff
BANK: $85,500
Caroline
BANK: $96,500
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $1000
8-6 = 14
3-Q = 13
J-6 = 16
K-J = 20 (split)
7-4 = 11
DEALER: 9
HIT: A = 15
STAND

HIT: 10 = 23
BUST

HIT: A = 17
STAND
STAND
DOUBLE: $2000
That's Kelli's first bust of the night. Warren has only a 23% chance of winning...
DEALER: 9-8 = 17
MUST STAND
...and he doesn't.
       
DD Card: K
Total: 21
LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
WIN
WIN
BANK: $66,000
BANK: $95,500
BANK: $94,000
BANK: $86,500
BANK: $98,500

 

HAND 10
Kelli
BANK: $95,500
John
BANK: $94,000
Jeff
BANK: $86,500
Caroline
BANK: $98,500
Warren G
BANK: $66,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000
8-K = 18
9-6 = 15
9-7 = 16
8-7 = 15
4-JOKER = ??
DEALER: Q
Here, Jeff and Caroline start to debate at Warren G taking THEIR 7 and helping THEM out as well.
     
New Card: Q
8-Q = 18
Caroline's 7
4-7 = 11
STAND

HIT: 7 = 22
BUST

HIT: K = 26
BUST
STAND
DOUBLE: $10,000
DEALER: Q-4 = 14
HIT: J = 24
BUST
       
DD Card: K
Total: 21
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
WIN
WIN
BANK: $100,500
BANK: $89,000
BANK: $81,500
BANK: $103,500
BANK: $76,000

Heading into the halfway point, the stakes are raised to no-limit.  The minimum bet is $5000...but there is NO maximum!

HAND 11
John
BANK: $89,000
Jeff
BANK: $81,500
Caroline
BANK: $103,500
Warren G
BANK: $76,000
Kelli
BANK: $100,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $7000
8-5 = 13
J-J = 20 (split)
9-7 = 16
10-3 = 13
9-2 = 11
DEALER: 10
The Dealer must check his down card if the up card is a 10-pointer. If it isn't an Ace, the hand continues...
DEALER: 10-A = 21
BLACKJACK!
...but if there IS an Ace, the Blackjack is shown and everybody loses!
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $84,000
BANK: $71,500
BANK: $93,500
BANK: $56,000
BANK: $93,500

 

HAND 12
Jeff
BANK: $71,500
Caroline
BANK: $93,500
Warren G
BANK: $56,000
Kelli
BANK: $93,500
John
BANK: $84,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000
K-JOKER = ??
8-9 = 7
Q-K = 20 (split)
K-A = 11/21
4-3 = 7
DEALER: 10
Kelli's A
K-A = 11/21
   
New Card = K
K-10 = 20 (split)
 
That's the first time a player has broken UP a Blackjack to make his OWN. That's Jeff's third Blackjack of the game
BLACKJACK!

STAND

STAND
STAND
HIT: A = 8/18
HIT:
Q = 18
STAND
DEALER: 10-2 = 12
HIT: 9 = 21
MUST STAND
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $79,000
BANK: $88,500
BANK: $46,000
BANK: $88,500
BANK: $79,000
Warren G's been a cellar dweller for the last five hands...and he's only getting worse.

 

HAND 13
Caroline
BANK: $88,500
Warren G
BANK: $46,000
Kelli
BANK: $88,500
John
BANK: $79,000
Jeff
BANK: $79,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000
7-8 = 15
3-Q = 13
2-4 = 6
4-A = 5/15
3-8 = 11
DEALER: K
HIT: A = 16
HIT:
3 = 19
STAND

HIT: 5 = 18
STAND

HIT: 3 = 9
HIT:
Q = 19
STAND
HIT: 10 = 15
HIT: 3 = 18
STAND
DOUBLE: $40,000
DEALER: K-6 = 16
HIT: 7 = 23
BUST
       

DD Card: 8
Total: 19

WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $98,500
BANK: $56,000
BANK: $98,500
BANK: $84,000
BANK: $119,000
Matt: "Jeff Probst taking the lead over Caroline..."
Caroline: "SHUT UP!"
Matt: (cringing) "Sorry...sorry..."

 

HAND 14
Warren G
BANK: $56,000
Kelli
BANK: $98,500
John
BANK: $84,000
Jeff
BANK: $119,000
Caroline
BANK: $98,500
Bet: $35,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000
3-6 = 9
8-5 = 13
A-K = 11/21
3-10 = 13
9-10 = 19
DEALER: 8
HIT: J = 19
STAND

HIT: JOKER
Dealer's 8 = 21
AUTO STAND

BLACKJACK!
STAND
STAND
The rule for the Joker is that Kelli can take any card from a LIVE hand. Warren G's hand is dead since he stood, so those were the only ones she couldn't touch.
NEW DEALER CARD: 4
DEALER: 4-K = 14
HIT: 9 = 23
BUST
WIN
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
WIN
BANK: $91,000
BANK: $113,500
BANK: $106,500
BANK: $124,000
BANK: $103,500
Warren's STILL in last...but that big win gives him the chance to catch up to everyone else in the black.

 

HAND 15
Kelli
BANK: $113,500
John
BANK: $106,500
Jeff
BANK: $124,000
Caroline
BANK: $103,500
Warren G
BANK: $91,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $25,000
6-2 = 8
7-J = 17
8-4 = 12
J-3 = 13
3-8 = 11
DEALER: A
You know the deal; the Dealer must ask for insurance against a Dealer Blackjack. It can cost them up to half their original bet but pays 2-to-1 if the Dealer has a 10-pointer underneath.
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
Insurance is a sucker bet in cash games. The Dealer then checks for a Blackjack. If he has it, he flips it. But he doesn't, so the hand continues.
HIT: 4 = 12
HIT:
2 = 14
HIT:
6 = 18
5-CARD CHARLIE

STAND

HIT: 2 = 14
STAND
HIT: 9 = 22
BUST
HIT: 6 = 17
STAND
DEALER: A-6 = 17
MUST STAND
It doesn't matter if it's "hard" or "soft"; the Dealer HAS to stand on ALL hands 17 or more.
WIN
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
BANK: $133,500
BANK: $106,500
BANK: $119,000
BANK: $93,500
BANK: $91,000

 

HAND 16
John
BANK: $106,500
Jeff
BANK: $119,000
Caroline
BANK: $93,500
Warren G
BANK: $91,000
Kelli
BANK: $133,500
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $30,000 Bet: $35,000 Bet: $15,000
6-A = 7/17
J-5 = 15
5-10 = 15
J-9 = 19
J-9 = 19
DEALER: K
HIT: 7 = 14
HIT:
7 = 21
AUTO STAND

HIT: 4 = 19
STAND

STAND
STAND
STAND
Another 23% chance...this time for Caroline to beat the Dealer.
DEALER: K-Q = 20
MUST STAND
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $121,500
BANK: $109,000
BANK: $63,500
BANK: $56,000
BANK: $118,500

 

HAND 17
Jeff
BANK: $109,000
Caroline
BANK: $63,500
Warren G
BANK: $56,000
Kelli
BANK: $118,500
John
BANK: $121,500
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $45,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $5000
9-Q = 19
7-6 = 13
J-10 = 20 (split)
2-3 = 5
7-6 = 13
DEALER: A
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
...and no Blackjack...much to Warren G's relief!
STAND

HIT: K = 23
BUST

STAND
HIT: Q = 15
HIT:
J = 25
BUST
HIT: 6 = 19
STAND
DEALER: A-6 = 17
MUST STAND
WIN
LOSS
WIN
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $129,000
BANK: $48,500
BANK: $101,000
BANK: $103,500
BANK: $126,500

 

HAND 18
Caroline
BANK: $48,500
Warren G
BANK: $101,000
Kelli
BANK: $103,500
John
BANK: $126,500
Jeff
BANK: $129,000
Bet: $38,000 Bet: $50,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000
5-2 = 7
3-8 = 11
5-Q = 15
K-8 = 18
3-JOKER = ??
DEALER: 2
 
New Card: 4
3-4 = 7
   
Warren G's 8
3-8 = 11
HIT: 3 = 8
HIT: J = 20
STAND

HIT: Q = 17
STAND

STAND
STAND
DOUBLE: $10,000
DEALER: 2-10 = 12
HIT:
J = 22
BUST
       
DD Card: 4
Total: 15
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $86,500
BANK: $151,000
BANK: $123,500
BANK: $131,500
BANK: $139,000
He was SO CLOSE to being out...now Warren G takes his first lead of the night!

 

HAND 19
Warren G
BANK: $151,000
Kelli
BANK: $123,500
John
BANK: $131,500
Jeff
BANK: $139,000
Caroline
BANK: $86,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $80,000
Matt: "It's 'put up or shut up' time for Caroline... and everyone at the table is pretty sure she's not gonna shut up."
5-4 = 9
6-7 = 13
7-6 = 13
7-3 = 10
10-K = 20 (split)
DEALER: A
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
...and, despite Jeff's pleads, no Blackjack.
HIT: 5 = 14
HIT: K = 24
BUST

HIT: 5 = 18
STAND

HIT: 6 = 19
STAND
HIT: 5 = 15
STAND
STAND
Jeff is 17% to win..."da book" says to hit 15 against an Ace.
DEALER: A-2 = 3/13
HIT:
4 = 17
MUST STAND
On the ONE hand, Jeff would've had a 19 and a better chance. On the OTHER hand, who knows WHAT Dave would've drawn if Jeff HAD hit.
LOSS
WIN
WIN
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $146,000
BANK: $148,500
BANK: $146,500
BANK: $119,000
BANK: $166,500
So much for Warren's lead. Caroline goes from way worst to first!

 

HAND 20
Kelli
BANK: $148,500
John
BANK: $146,500
Jeff
BANK: $119,000
Caroline
BANK: $166,500
Warren G
BANK: $146,000
Bet: $30,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $100,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $120,000
Jeff's and Warren G's are the biggest best of the night! Obviously they figure that, if CAROLINE can do it, why NOT them? But, if they LOSE,...
5-3 = 8
6-3 = 9
2-6 = 8
A-3 = 4/14
4-10 = 14
DEALER: 7
HIT: A = 9/19
STAND

DOUBLE: $30,000

HIT: 3 = 11
HIT: 10 = 21
AUTO STAND!
HIT: 10 = 14
HIT: 10 = 24
BUST
HIT: J = 24
BUST
OUCH! Warren G is more-or-less out of this now.
DEALER: 7-4 = 11
HIT:
5 = 16
HIT:
6 = 22
BUST
 
DD Card: 8
Total: 17
     
LOSS
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $178,500
BANK: $176,500
BANK: $219,000
BANK: $146,500
BANK: $26,000

It all comes down to this one hand.  The winner gets $75,000 for his/her charity and a spot in the Semi-Final Table.  Second place gets $25,000 and a spot. The others get the $25,000 they won in the prelims for their respective charities.  For the final hand, the players all make blind bets, so nobody knows what the others have bet until it's revealed.

FINAL HAND!
John
BANK: $176,500
Jeff
BANK: $219,000
Caroline
BANK: $146,500
Warren G
BANK: $26,000
Kelli
BANK: $178,500
Bet: $85,000 Bet: $60,000 Bet: $146,000 Bet: $26,000 Bet: $38,000
Warren's way out of the running, even if he DOES win. The only way he has a shot is if someone tries to double-up. Caroline needs to win and for everyone else to lose to win... and all but ONE to lose to clinch second.
7-9 = 16
2-A = 3/13
A-6 = 7/17
6-K = 16
K-7 = 17
DEALER: A
Oy! That's the FOURTH Dealer Ace in the last seven hands!
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
If Dave DOES have Blackjack, Jeff wins and Kelli takes second. With the three previous Aces, Dave didn't have a Blackjack...
DEALER: A-Q = 21
BLACKJACK!
...but the fourth time's the charm!
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $91,500
BANK: $159,000
WINNER!
BANK: $500
BANK: $0
BANK: $140,500
RUNNER-UP!

So Shannon Elizabeth's Animal Avengers gets $100,000 total thanks to Jeff Probst's testicular fortitude, and CARE and the Young Storytellers split $50,000 total thanks to Kelli. They BOTH head for the Final Table to join two more Finalists for a shot at $100,000!