TOURNAMENT 2
EPISODE 7
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR
What follows is a televised-hand-by-televised-hand account. Obviously, since it's only a one-hour show, some hands may not be televised so you may see a little of jumping of the dealer button.
So what do you get when you take celebrities away from the limelight, put $100,000 in chips in front of them and force them to play 21 hands of blackjack for charity? You get the second season of CELEBRITY BLACKJACK!
This year, a full 13-week season will be contested. There will be ten four-player single-table matches with the winners getting $25,000 and advancing to the semi-finals. The top two from each of the two five-person semis will go to the Final Table for a crack at the $100,000 first prize, all for their charities.
For a brief explanation about the game of blackjack and how this tournament will be contested, check the first episode recap. But know that this match is played until a set amount of hands are played (in this case, the amount is 21). If a player runs out of the $100,000 worth of chips s/he starts with (or has less than the minimum bet), s/he's out of the game. The bets for each of the first ten hands must be between $1000 and $25,000. The final 11 hands will have a minimum bet of $5000, but NO maximum; a player can go all-in if so desired. After the set amount of hands are played, whoever has the most money will advance to the semi-finals.
And ALSO know that, for this special tournament, six JOKERS have been added to the six decks they play with. A Joker can be substituted for any card on the table still in play (meaning, once a hand is stood on, it's no longer in-play). There were four last season but, since there are only four players, they upped that number. Also this season is the addition of FIVE-CARD CHARLIE, the kid's rule that says that, if you get dealt five cards without busting, you automatically win.
Lets meet the four celebs competing tonight (and their charities):
John Henson
(Gilda's House)
was host of E's Talk Soup for four years; made OWN show called The John Henson Project
David Higgins
(Cri-Help)
One-third of comedy trio "Higgins Boys & Gruber"; plays
Craig Feldspar on FOX's Malcolm In the Middle
Steve Harris
(Kids First)
Currently the voice of
Detective Ethan Bennett on the Kids' WB series The Batman; was
Eugene Young on The Practice
John Melendez
(Operation Smile)
Formerly "Stuttering John" on The Howard Stern Show; now announcer on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; CPS vet
We have Matt Vasgersian doing the play-by-play and the "bad boy of Blackjack" Dave Stann back to deal the cards...so let's get it on! John Henson will always be "first base", where the dealer starts dealing the cards. But the order shown, left to right, will be the betting and playing order starting with the "button".
HAND 1 |
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Steve BANK: $100,000 |
John M. BANK: $100,000 |
John H. BANK: $100,000 |
David BANK: $100,000 |
Bet: $2000 | Bet: $5000 | Bet: $3000 | Bet: $1000 |
3-8 = 11 |
K-3 = 13 |
9-6 = 15 |
8-A = 9/19 |
DEALER: Q |
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The Dealer MUST check the down card if the up card is a 10-point card. If an Ace is under there, the hand hends and all hands lose...except for the Blackjack, which would be a push. However, Dave DOESN'T have Blackjack, so the hand continues. |
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DOUBLE: $4000 |
HIT: 3 = 16 HIT: A = 17 STAND |
HIT: Q = 25 BUST |
STAND |
Basic blackjack strategy (or "the book"): become LIKE the Dealer when he has a 10-point card. Hit on 16 and lower, stand on 17 and higher You should also stand on a "soft" 19 or 20 (that's A-8 or A-9) and hit every other soft hand. Also, you should ALWAYS double down on an 11 since the chances of getting a 21 are very good. |
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DEALER: Q-7 = 17 MUST STAND |
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DD Card: J Total: 21 |
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See? TOLD ya about that doubling on 11, didn't I? |
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WIN |
PUSH |
LOSS |
WIN
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BANK: $104,000 |
BANK: $100,000 |
BANK: $97,000 |
BANK: $101,000 |
HAND 2 |
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John M. BANK: $100,000 |
John H. BANK: $97,000 |
David BANK: $101,000 |
Steve BANK: $104,000 |
Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $3000 | Bet: $1000 | Bet: $4000 |
6-3 = 9 |
7-2 = 9 |
3-Q = 13 |
9-K = 19 |
DEALER: 4 |
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DOUBLE: $20,000 |
DOUBLE: $6000 |
STAND |
STAND |
Doubling down on a 9 is much riskier than on 11...but, against a Dealer card, 3 to 6, it's a good idea (it'll win 53% of the time). Otherwise, when the Dealer has a low card (2 through 6), stand on 13 or higher, hit on 8 or lower and stand on 12 if it's a Dealer 4, 5 or 6. |
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DEALER: 4-6 = 10 HIT: 10 = 20 MUST STAND |
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Both Johns need an Ace just to PUSH their double-down bets back to them. |
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DD Card: 6 Total: 15 |
DD Card: A Total: 20 |
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LOSS |
PUSH |
LOSS |
LOSS |
BANK: $80,000 |
BANK: $97,000 |
BANK: $100,000 |
BANK: $100,000 |
HAND 3 |
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John H. BANK: $97,000 |
David BANK: $100,000 |
Steve BANK: $100,000 |
John M.
BANK: $80,000 |
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Bet: $3000 | Bet: $1000 | Bet: $5000 | Bet: $10,000 | |||
A-A = 2/12 (split) |
6-5 = 11 |
4-9 = 13 |
7-Q = 17 |
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DEALER: J |
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"Da book" says to ALWAYS split Aces and 8s. However, split Aces will only get one card apiece in this tournament...and a 10-point card will NOT make a Blackjack, just a 21. |
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SPLIT $3000 apiece |
DOUBLE: $2000 |
HIT: 4 = 17 STAND |
STAND |
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A-A=2/12 SPLIT $3000 apiece |
A-9 = 20 |
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A-10= 21 |
A-8=19 |
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And, yes, you can split and re-split and re-re-split pairs...as long as you have the money to do it.. |
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DEALER: J-J = 20 MUST STAND |
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After all that, John H. pushes his hand. |
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DD Card: 8 Total: 19 |
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WIN |
LOSS |
PUSH |
LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
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BANK: $97,000 |
BANK: $98,000 |
BANK: $95,000 |
BANK: $70,000 |
Would you split 9s against a Dealer 7? Would you hit or stand instead? We'll tell you what "da book" says later.
HAND 4 |
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David BANK: $98,000 |
Steve BANK: $95,000 |
John M. BANK: $70,000 |
John H. BANK: $97,000 |
Bet: $1000 | Bet: $3000 | Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $3000 |
9-3 = 12 |
JOKER-7 = ?? |
7-10 = 17 |
J-3 = 13 |
DEALER: 5 |
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New Card: A 9-A = 10/20 |
David's 3 3-7 = 10 |
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STAND |
DOUBLE: $6000 |
STAND |
STAND |
Doubling-up on a 10 is good UNLESS the Dealer has a 10-point card or an Ace.. |
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DEALER: 5-A = 6/16 HIT: 2 = 18 MUST STAND |
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Whether it's a "soft" hand (one with an Ace) or a hard one, the Dealer MUST stand on ALL hands 17 and over. |
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DD Card: 8 Total: 18 |
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WIN |
PUSH |
LOSS |
LOSS |
BANK: $99,000 |
BANK: $95,000 |
BANK: $60,000 |
BANK: $94,000 |
HAND 5 |
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Steve BANK: $95,000 |
John M. BANK: $60,000 |
John H. BANK: $94,000 |
David BANK: $99,000 |
Bet: $3000 | Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $3000 | Bet: $1000 |
David has bet the minimum on every hand. Must've gone to the "Ben Stein School For Tournament Blackjack Betting Strategies" |
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K-5 = 15 |
2-J = 12 |
6-5 = 11 |
K-5 = 15 |
DEALER: 10 |
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HIT: 10 = 25 BUST |
HIT: 7 = 19 STAND |
DOUBLE: $6000 |
HIT: 9 = 24 BUST |
DEALER: 10-Q = 20 MUST STAND |
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DD Card: 4 Total: 15 |
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John M.: "I've lost six consecutive hands!" Matt: "Which is amazing considering we've only played FIVE hands." (Actually, he lost FOUR straight hands; he PUSHED his first one.) |
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LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
BANK: $92,000 |
BANK: $50,000 |
BANK: $88,000 |
BANK: $98,000 |
HAND 6 |
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John M. BANK: $50,000 |
John H. BANK: $88,000 |
David BANK: $98,000 |
Steve BANK: $95,000 |
Bet: $20,000 | Bet: $5000 | Bet: $1000 | Bet: $10,000 |
9-5 = 14 |
2-9 = 11 |
8-2 = 10 |
6-7 = 13 |
DEALER: 6 |
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STAND |
DOUBLE: $10,000 |
DOUBLE: $2000 |
STAND |
This is the first time in CBJ history that at least one person has doubled-down during each of the first six hands! |
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DEALER: 6-5 = 11 HIT: K = 21 MUST STAND |
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DD Card: J Total: 21 |
DD Card: 6 Total: 16 |
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John Melendez is "stuttering" his way out of the game! |
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LOSS |
PUSH |
LOSS |
LOSS |
BANK: $30,000 |
BANK: $88,000 |
BANK: $96,000 |
BANK: $85,000 |
"The book" says that, if you have a pair of 9s against a Dealer 7, you should stand. Only split 9s when it's not a Dealer 7, 10-pointer or Ace.
HAND 7 |
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John H. BANK: $88,000 |
David BANK: $96,000 |
Steve BANK: $85,000 |
John M. BANK: $30,000 |
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Bet: $3000 | Bet: $1000 | Bet: $4000 | Bet: $10,000 | |
Q-J = 20 (split) |
10-J = 20 (split) |
Q-2 = 12 |
10-10 = 20 (split) |
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Yes, you CAN split a Queen and a Jack or a Jack and a 10; they're the same VALUE. |
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DEALER: 3 |
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STAND |
STAND |
HIT: A = 13 STAND |
SPLIT $10,000 apiece |
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10-Q=20 STAND |
10-10=20 STAND |
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Were this poker, one would say John M. was "on tilt". "Da book" says you should NEVER split 10-point cards, no matter HOW desperate you are to make up ground! He's not out of the woods, though; a 20 vs. a Dealer 3 has a 12% chance of still losing. |
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DEALER: 3-4 = 7 HIT: 5 = 12 HIT: 9 = 21 BUST |
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Odds are higher if your name is John Melendez. That's "Hollywood Dave"'s fifth 20 or 21 in seven hands! |
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LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
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BANK: $85,000 |
BANK: $95,000 |
BANK: $81,000 |
BANK: $10,000 |
HAND 8 |
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David BANK: $95,000 |
Steve BANK: $81,000 |
John M. BANK: $10,000 |
John H. BANK: $85,000 |
Bet: $1000 (shock!) | Bet: $5000 | Bet: $1000 | Bet: $5000 |
6-2 = 8 |
5-10 = 15 |
JOKER-K = ?? |
A-K = 11/21 |
John H. doesn't HAVE to call it a Blackjack (if John M. lets him KEEP it); he can call it an 11 and double-down. But a gaurenteed 3-to-2 is safer. |
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DEALER: K |
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John H.'s A A-K = 11/21 |
New Card: 2 2-K = 12 |
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HIT: 8 = 16 HIT: 4 = 20 STAND |
HIT: 8 = 23 BUST |
BLACKJACK! |
HIT: 8 = 18 STAND |
And, with the first Blackjack of the game, John M. has won his first hand!! |
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DEALER: K-2 = 12 HIT: K = 22 BUST |
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And THAT was the Dealer's first BUST of the night! |
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WIN |
LOSS |
WIN |
WIN |
BANK: $96,000 |
BANK: $76,000 |
BANK: $11,500 |
BANK: $90,000 |
HAND 9 |
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Steve BANK: $76,000 |
John M. BANK: $11,500 |
John H. BANK: $90,000 |
David BANK: $96,000 |
Bet: $3000 | Bet: $3000 | Bet: $5000 | Bet: $1000 |
K-Q = 20 (split) |
9-3 = 12 |
5-A = 6/16 |
Q-4 = 14 |
DEALER: 7 |
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STAND |
HIT: A = 13 HIT: 7 = 20 STAND |
HIT: J = 16 HIT: 6 = 22 BUST |
HIT: J = 24 STAND |
DEALER: 7-5 = 12 HIT: 9 = 21 MUST STAND |
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It's just been the Dealer's night! |
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LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
BANK: $73,000 |
BANK: $8500 |
BANK: $85,000 |
BANK: $95,000 |
HAND 10 |
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John M. BANK: $8500 |
John H. BANK: $85,000 |
David BANK: $95,000 |
Steve BANK: $73,000 |
Bet: $3000 | Bet: $3000 | Bet: $1000 (duh) | Bet: $5000 |
JOKER-10 = ?? |
A-4 = 5/15 |
8-7 = 15 |
J-3 = 13 |
DEALER: 2 |
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John H.'s A A-10 = 11/21 |
New Card: 6 6-4 = 10 |
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BLACKJACK! |
DOUBLE: $6000 |
STAND |
STAND |
DEALER: 2-J = 12 HIT: 8 = 20 MUST STAND |
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DD Card: 4 Total: 14 |
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John H. is 0-for-4 in double-downs. |
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WIN 3-to-2 |
LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
BANK: $13,000 |
BANK: $79,000 |
BANK: $94,000 |
BANK: $65,000 |
Heading into the halfway point, the stakes are raised to no-limit. The minimum bet is $5000...but there is NO maximum!
HAND 11 |
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John H. BANK: $79,000 |
David BANK: $94,000 |
Steve BANK: $65,000 |
John M. BANK: $13,000 |
Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $5000 | Bet: $15,000 | Bet: $5000 |
7-7 = 14 (split) |
10-K = 20 (split) |
3-5 = 8 |
8-10 = 18 |
DEALER: A |
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When a Dealer shows an Ace, he must ask the players if they want "insurance" against a Dealer Blackjack. It'll cost up to 50% more of their bet, but it'll pay 2-to-1 off of it if there IS a Blackjack. |
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No Insurance |
No Insurance |
No Insurance |
No Insurance |
Insurance is a sucker bet in cash games...but MAY come in handy later. Now the Dealer checks the down card for a 10-pointer. If he has it, the Blackjack is revealed and the hand ends with everyone losing. In this case, he doesn't, so the hand continues. |
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HIT: J = 24 BUST |
STAND |
HIT: 9 = 17 STAND |
STAND |
DEALER: A-9 = 20 MUST STAND |
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That makes 8 out of 11 hands that were 20 or 21 for the Dealer! |
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LOSS |
PUSH |
LOSS |
LOSS |
BANK: $69,000 |
BANK: $94,000 |
BANK: $50,000 |
BANK: $8000 |
HAND 12 |
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David BANK: $94,000 |
Steve BANK: $50,000 |
John M. BANK: $8000 |
John H. BANK: $69,000 |
Bet: $5000 | Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $8000 | Bet: $15,000 |
John M. is all-in at this point no matter what he had wagered. Should he lose, he will not have enough to make the minimum bet, meaning he's history. |
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2-K = 12
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7-10 = 17 |
Q-8 = 18 |
Q-2 = 12
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DEALER: Q |
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HIT: 9 = 21 AUTO STAND |
STAND |
STAND |
HIT: 6 = 18 STAND |
John M. is in trouble. An 18 vs. a Dealer 10 only wins about 35% of the time.
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DEALER: Q-K = 20 MUST STAND |
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And this...is not part of the 35%. |
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WIN |
LOSS |
LOSS
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LOSS |
BANK: $99,000 |
BANK: $40,000 |
OUT! |
BANK: $54,000 |
Steve's no prize, either; he's lost eight in a row! |
HAND 13 |
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Steve BANK: $40,000 |
John H. BANK: $54,000 |
David BANK: $99,000 |
Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $15,000 | Bet: $5000 |
4-5 = 9 |
4-8 = 12 |
2-3 = 5 |
DEALER: 7 |
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HIT: 8 = 17 STAND |
HIT: 7 = 19 STAND |
HIT: 5 = 10 HIT: 4 = 14 HIT: 6 = 20 5-CARD CHARLIE! |
DEALER: 7-2 = 9 |
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LOSS |
PUSH |
WIN |
BANK: $30,000 |
BANK: $54,000 |
BANK: $104,000 |
Make that NINE losses for Steve. And David is the first guy in six-digits Hand 3! |
HAND 14 |
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John H. BANK: $54,000 |
David BANK: $104,000 |
Steve BANK: $30,000 |
Bet: $15,000 | Bet: $5000 | Bet: $15,000 |
4-Q = 14 |
Q-2 = 12 |
6-K = 16 |
DEALER: J |
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HIT: A = 15 HIT: JOKER Steve's 6 = 21 AUTO STAND |
HIT: 3 = 15 HIT: J = 25 BUST |
New Card: K K-K = 20 STAND |
DEALER: J-J = 20 |
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WIN |
LOSS |
PUSH |
BANK: $69,000 |
BANK: $99,000 |
BANK: $30,000 |
Well,...Steve didn't LOSE...but he hasn't WON a hand since Hand 1. |
HAND 15 |
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David BANK: $99,000 |
Steve BANK: $30,000 |
John H. BANK: $69,000 |
Bet: $5000 (yawn) | Bet: $15,000 | Bet: $10,000 |
Q-3 = 13 |
5-3 = 8 |
K-J = 20 (split) |
DEALER: A |
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No Insurance |
No Insurance |
No Insurance |
...and no Blackjack. Play on... |
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HIT: J = 23 BUST |
HIT: Q = 18 STAND |
STAND |
DEALER: A-6 = 17 |
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LOSS |
WIN |
WIN |
BANK: $94,000 |
BANK: $45,000 |
BANK: $79,000 |
HAND 16 |
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Steve BANK: $45,000 |
John H. BANK: $79,000 |
David BANK: $94,000 |
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Bet: $15,000 | Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $5000 | |
2-2 = 4 (split) |
Q-Q = 20 (split) |
5-6 = 11 |
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DEALER: 4 |
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Split 2s when the Dealer has 7 or lower. |
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SPLIT $15,000 apiece |
STAND
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DOUBLE: $10,000 |
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2-4 = 6 HIT: 9 = 15 STAND |
2-Q = 12 STAND |
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DEALER: 4-J = 14 |
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DD Card: 10 Total: 21 |
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LOSS |
LOSS |
PUSH |
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BANK: $15,000 |
BANK: $69,000 |
BANK: $94,000 |
HAND 17 |
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John H. BANK: $69,000 |
David BANK: $94,000 |
Steve BANK: $15,000 |
Bet: $20,000 | Bet: $10,000(!) | Bet: $10,000 |
No, that is NOT a misprint. David ACTUALLY bet above the minimum! |
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3-3 = 6 (split) |
3-J = 13 |
10-Q = 20 (split) |
DEALER: 2 |
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Split 3s just like you split 2s: when the Dealer has 7 or less. |
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HIT: 4 = 10 HIT: 8 = 18 STAND |
STAND |
STAND |
DEALER: 2-5 = 7 |
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WIN |
LOSS |
WIN |
BANK: $89,000 |
BANK: $84,000 |
BANK: $25,000 |
And John H. takes the lead for the first time tonight! |
HAND 18 |
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David BANK: $84,000 |
Steve BANK: $25,000 |
John H. BANK: $89,000 |
Bet: $20,000 | Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $5000 |
10-2 = 12 |
6-5 = 11 |
K-9 = 19 |
DEALER: 8 |
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HIT: 7 = 19 STAND |
DOUBLE: $20,000
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STAND |
DEALER: 8-3 = 11 |
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That makes, in case you lost count, ELEVEN hands of 20 or 21 tonight for the Dealer!! |
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DD Card: 9 Total: 20 |
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LOSS |
PUSH |
LOSS |
BANK: $64,000 |
BANK: $25,000 |
BANK: $84,000 |
HAND 19 |
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Steve BANK: $25,000 |
John H. BANK: $84,000 |
David BANK: $64,000 |
Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $5000 | Bet: $30,000 |
J-K = 20 (split) |
A-4 = 5/15 |
A-4 = 5/15 |
DEALER: 8 |
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STAND |
HIT: 3 = 8/18 STAND |
HIT: 5 = 10/20 STAND |
DEALER: 8-5 = 13 |
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WIN |
WIN |
WIN |
BANK: $35,000 |
BANK: $89,000 |
BANK: $94,000 |
HAND 20 |
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John H. BANK: $89,000 |
David BANK: $94,000 |
Steve BANK: $35,000 |
Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $30,000 |
9-8 = 17 |
A-4 = 5/15 |
K-K = 20 (split) |
DEALER: Q |
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STAND |
HIT: 8 = 13 HIT: 4 = 17 HIT: 7 = 24 BUST |
STAND |
David wasn't TOTALLY crazy hitting on a 17. With the possibility of a 20 for the Dealer (always assume a 10-pointer as the down card since there are more of them than any other value), David was trying for the 5-Card Charlie which would push him further ahead of John H. |
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DEALER: Q-Q = 20 |
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LOSS |
LOSS |
PUSH |
BANK: $79,000 |
BANK: $84,000 |
BANK: $35,000 |
It all comes down to this one hand. The winner gets $25,000 for his charity and a spot in the Semi-Final Table. The others get $10,000 for their respective charities. For the final hand, the players all make blind bets, so nobody knows what the others have bet until its revealed!
FINAL HAND! |
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David BANK: $84,000 |
Steve BANK: $35,000 |
John H. BANK: $79,000 |
Bet: $10,000 | Bet: $30,000 | Bet: $50,000 |
David's bet essentially puts Steve out of the running. Steve SHOULD have bet all-in to have a chance. Now he needs a Blackjack a double-down for less to have a shot at it. |
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3-10 = 13 |
3-3 = 6 |
K-J = 20 |
DEALER: 6 |
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Neither Steve nor John H. can split because they don't have enough money; you can't SPLIT for less. |
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DOUBLE: $20,000 |
HIT: 2 = 8 HIT: 5 = 13 HIT: 9 = 22 STAND |
STAND |
Steve had a CHANCE when David doubled-down...but the bust busted his chances. If the Dealer busts (which has only happened TWICE tonight) or anything 19 or lower, John H. wins. If the Dealer gets 21, David wins. Otherwise, it'll hinge on the double-down card. |
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DEALER: 6-9 = 15 HIT: 5 = 20 MUST STAND! |
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OK,...John H. has pushed his hand...so, David has just TWO chances: a 7 or an 8 as the double-down card. Then he'll have 20 or 21 and win the game. Other then that... |
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DD Card: J Total: 23 BUST! |
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LOSS |
LOSS |
LOSS |
BANK: $64,000 |
BANK: $5000 |
BANK: $79,000 WINNER! |
So, in a come-from-behind victory, Gilda's House gets $25,000 thanks to John Henson! He's off to "project" a win in the Final Table!