CELEBRITY BLACKJACK

TOURNAMENT 2
EPISODE 7
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR

What follows is a televised-hand-by-televised-hand account.  Obviously, since it's only a one-hour show, some hands may not be televised so you may see a little of jumping of the dealer button.


So what do you get when you take celebrities away from the limelight, put $100,000 in chips in front of them and force them to play 21 hands of blackjack for charity?  You get the second season of CELEBRITY BLACKJACK!

This year, a full 13-week season will be contested. There will be ten four-player single-table matches with the winners getting $25,000 and advancing to the semi-finals. The top two from each of the two five-person semis will go to the Final Table for a crack at the $100,000 first prize, all for their charities.

For a brief explanation about the game of blackjack and how this tournament will be contested, check the first episode recap. But know that this match is played until a set amount of hands are played (in this case, the amount is 21).  If a player runs out of the $100,000 worth of chips s/he starts with (or has less than the minimum bet), s/he's out of the game.  The bets for each of the first ten hands must be between $1000 and $25,000. The final 11 hands will have a minimum bet of $5000, but NO maximum; a player can go all-in if so desired. After the set amount of hands are played, whoever has the most money will advance to the semi-finals.

And ALSO know that, for this special tournament, six JOKERS have been added to the six decks they play with.  A Joker can be substituted for any card on the table still in play (meaning, once a hand is stood on, it's no longer in-play). There were four last season but, since there are only four players, they upped that number. Also this season is the addition of FIVE-CARD CHARLIE, the kid's rule that says that, if you get dealt five cards without busting, you automatically win.

Lets meet the four celebs competing tonight (and their charities):

John Henson
(Gilda's House)
was host of E's Talk Soup for four years; made OWN show called The John Henson Project

David Higgins
(Cri-Help)
One-third of comedy trio "Higgins Boys & Gruber"; plays Craig Feldspar on FOX's Malcolm In the Middle

Steve Harris
(Kids First)
Currently the voice of Detective Ethan Bennett on the Kids' WB series The Batman; was Eugene Young on The Practice

John Melendez
(Operation Smile)
Formerly "Stuttering John" on The Howard Stern Show; now announcer on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; CPS vet

We have Matt Vasgersian doing the play-by-play and the "bad boy of Blackjack" Dave Stann back to deal the cards...so let's get it on!  John Henson will always be "first base", where the dealer starts dealing the cards.  But the order shown, left to right, will be the betting and playing order starting with the "button".

HAND 1
Steve
BANK: $100,000
John M.
BANK: $100,000
John H.
BANK: $100,000
David
BANK: $100,000
Bet: $2000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $1000
3-8 = 11
K-3 = 13
9-6 = 15
8-A = 9/19
DEALER: Q
The Dealer MUST check the down card if the up card is a 10-point card. If an Ace is under there, the hand hends and all hands lose...except for the Blackjack, which would be a push. However, Dave DOESN'T have Blackjack, so the hand continues.
DOUBLE: $4000
HIT: 3 = 16
HIT:
A = 17
STAND
HIT: Q = 25
BUST
STAND
Basic blackjack strategy (or "the book"): become LIKE the Dealer when he has a 10-point card. Hit on 16 and lower, stand on 17 and higher You should also stand on a "soft" 19 or 20 (that's A-8 or A-9) and hit every other soft hand. Also, you should ALWAYS double down on an 11 since the chances of getting a 21 are very good.
DEALER: Q-7 = 17
MUST STAND
DD Card: J
Total: 21
     
See? TOLD ya about that doubling on 11, didn't I?
WIN
PUSH
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $104,000
BANK: $100,000
BANK: $97,000
BANK: $101,000

 

HAND 2
John M.
BANK: $100,000
John H.
BANK: $97,000
David
BANK: $101,000
Steve
BANK: $104,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $4000
6-3 = 9
7-2 = 9
3-Q = 13
9-K = 19
DEALER: 4
DOUBLE: $20,000
DOUBLE: $6000
STAND
STAND
Doubling down on a 9 is much riskier than on 11...but, against a Dealer card, 3 to 6, it's a good idea (it'll win 53% of the time). Otherwise, when the Dealer has a low card (2 through 6), stand on 13 or higher, hit on 8 or lower and stand on 12 if it's a Dealer 4, 5 or 6.
DEALER: 4-6 = 10
HIT: 10 = 20
MUST STAND

Both Johns need an Ace just to PUSH their double-down bets back to them.

DD Card: 6
Total: 15
DD Card: A
Total: 20
   
LOSS
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $80,000
BANK: $97,000
BANK: $100,000
BANK: $100,000

 

HAND 3
John H.
BANK: $97,000
David
BANK: $100,000
Steve
BANK: $100,000
John M.
BANK: $80,000
Bet: $3000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000
A-A = 2/12 (split)
6-5 = 11
4-9 = 13
7-Q = 17
DEALER: J
"Da book" says to ALWAYS split Aces and 8s. However, split Aces will only get one card apiece in this tournament...and a 10-point card will NOT make a Blackjack, just a 21.
SPLIT
$3000 apiece
DOUBLE: $2000
HIT: 4 = 17
STAND
STAND
A-A=2/12
SPLIT
$3000 apiece
A-9 = 20
A-10=
21
A-8=19
And, yes, you can split and re-split and re-re-split pairs...as long as you have the money to do it..
DEALER: J-J = 20
MUST STAND
After all that, John H. pushes his hand.
 
DD Card: 8
Total: 19
   
WIN
LOSS
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $97,000
BANK: $98,000
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $70,000

Would you split 9s against a Dealer 7? Would you hit or stand instead? We'll tell you what "da book" says later.

HAND 4
David
BANK: $98,000
Steve
BANK: $95,000
John M.
BANK: $70,000
John H.
BANK: $97,000
Bet: $1000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $3000
9-3 = 12
JOKER-7 = ??
7-10 = 17
J-3 = 13
DEALER: 5
New Card: A
9-A = 10/20
David's 3
3-7 = 10
STAND
DOUBLE: $6000
STAND
STAND
Doubling-up on a 10 is good UNLESS the Dealer has a 10-point card or an Ace..
DEALER: 5-A = 6/16
HIT: 2 = 18
MUST STAND
Whether it's a "soft" hand (one with an Ace) or a hard one, the Dealer MUST stand on ALL hands 17 and over.
 
DD Card: 8
Total: 18
   
WIN
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $99,000
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $60,000
BANK: $94,000

 

HAND 5
Steve
BANK: $95,000
John M.
BANK: $60,000
John H.
BANK: $94,000
David
BANK: $99,000
Bet: $3000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $1000
David has bet the minimum on every hand. Must've gone to the "Ben Stein School For Tournament Blackjack Betting Strategies"
K-5 = 15
2-J = 12
6-5 = 11
K-5 = 15
DEALER: 10
HIT: 10 = 25
BUST
HIT: 7 = 19
STAND
DOUBLE: $6000
HIT: 9 = 24
BUST
DEALER: 10-Q = 20
MUST STAND
   
DD Card: 4
Total: 15
 
John M.: "I've lost six consecutive hands!"
Matt: "Which is amazing considering we've only played FIVE hands."
(Actually, he lost FOUR straight hands; he PUSHED his first one.)
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $92,000
BANK: $50,000
BANK: $88,000
BANK: $98,000

 

HAND 6
John M.
BANK: $50,000
John H.
BANK: $88,000
David
BANK: $98,000
Steve
BANK: $95,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $10,000
9-5 = 14
2-9 = 11
8-2 = 10
6-7 = 13
DEALER: 6
STAND
DOUBLE: $10,000
DOUBLE: $2000
STAND
This is the first time in CBJ history that at least one person has doubled-down during each of the first six hands!
DEALER: 6-5 = 11
HIT:
K = 21
MUST STAND
 
DD Card: J
Total: 21
DD Card: 6
Total: 16
 
John Melendez is "stuttering" his way out of the game!
LOSS
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $30,000
BANK: $88,000
BANK: $96,000
BANK: $85,000

"The book" says that, if you have a pair of 9s against a Dealer 7, you should stand. Only split 9s when it's not a Dealer 7, 10-pointer or Ace.

HAND 7
John H.
BANK: $88,000
David
BANK: $96,000
Steve
BANK: $85,000
John M.
BANK: $30,000
Bet: $3000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $4000 Bet: $10,000
Q-J = 20 (split)
10-J = 20 (split)
Q-2 = 12
10-10 = 20 (split)
Yes, you CAN split a Queen and a Jack or a Jack and a 10; they're the same VALUE.
DEALER: 3
STAND
STAND
HIT: A = 13
STAND
SPLIT
$10,000 apiece
10-Q=20
STAND
10-10=20
STAND
Were this poker, one would say John M. was "on tilt". "Da book" says you should NEVER split 10-point cards, no matter HOW desperate you are to make up ground! He's not out of the woods, though; a 20 vs. a Dealer 3 has a 12% chance of still losing.
DEALER: 3-4 = 7
HIT: 5 = 12
HIT:
9 = 21
BUST
Odds are higher if your name is John Melendez. That's "Hollywood Dave"'s fifth 20 or 21 in seven hands!
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $85,000
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $81,000
BANK: $10,000

 

HAND 8
David
BANK: $95,000
Steve
BANK: $81,000
John M.
BANK: $10,000
John H.
BANK: $85,000
Bet: $1000 (shock!) Bet: $5000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $5000
6-2 = 8
5-10 = 15
JOKER-K = ??
A-K = 11/21
John H. doesn't HAVE to call it a Blackjack (if John M. lets him KEEP it); he can call it an 11 and double-down. But a gaurenteed 3-to-2 is safer.
DEALER: K
 

 

John H.'s A
A-K = 11/21
New Card: 2
2-K = 12
HIT: 8 = 16
HIT:
4 = 20
STAND
HIT: 8 = 23
BUST
BLACKJACK!
HIT: 8 = 18
STAND
And, with the first Blackjack of the game, John M. has won his first hand!!
DEALER: K-2 = 12
HIT: K = 22
BUST
And THAT was the Dealer's first BUST of the night!
WIN
LOSS
WIN
WIN
BANK: $96,000
BANK: $76,000
BANK: $11,500
BANK: $90,000

 

HAND 9
Steve
BANK: $76,000
John M.
BANK: $11,500
John H.
BANK: $90,000
David
BANK: $96,000
Bet: $3000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $1000
K-Q = 20 (split)
9-3 = 12
5-A = 6/16
Q-4 = 14
DEALER: 7
STAND
HIT: A = 13
HIT: 7 = 20
STAND
HIT: J = 16
HIT: 6 = 22
BUST
HIT: J = 24
STAND
DEALER: 7-5 = 12
HIT: 9 = 21
MUST STAND
It's just been the Dealer's night!
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $73,000
BANK: $8500
BANK: $85,000
BANK: $95,000

 

HAND 10
John M.
BANK: $8500
John H.
BANK: $85,000
David
BANK: $95,000
Steve
BANK: $73,000
Bet: $3000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $1000 (duh) Bet: $5000
JOKER-10 = ??
A-4 = 5/15
8-7 = 15
J-3 = 13
DEALER: 2
John H.'s A
A-10 = 11/21
New Card: 6
6-4 = 10
   
BLACKJACK!
DOUBLE: $6000
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 2-J = 12
HIT: 8 = 20
MUST STAND
 
DD Card: 4
Total: 14
 
John H. is 0-for-4 in double-downs.
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $13,000
BANK: $79,000
BANK: $94,000
BANK: $65,000

Heading into the halfway point, the stakes are raised to no-limit.  The minimum bet is $5000...but there is NO maximum!

HAND 11
John H.
BANK: $79,000
David
BANK: $94,000
Steve
BANK: $65,000
John M.
BANK: $13,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $5000
7-7 = 14 (split)
10-K = 20 (split)
3-5 = 8
8-10 = 18
DEALER: A
When a Dealer shows an Ace, he must ask the players if they want "insurance" against a Dealer Blackjack. It'll cost up to 50% more of their bet, but it'll pay 2-to-1 off of it if there IS a Blackjack.
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
Insurance is a sucker bet in cash games...but MAY come in handy later. Now the Dealer checks the down card for a 10-pointer. If he has it, the Blackjack is revealed and the hand ends with everyone losing. In this case, he doesn't, so the hand continues.
HIT: J = 24
BUST
STAND
HIT: 9 = 17
STAND
STAND
DEALER: A-9 = 20
MUST STAND
That makes 8 out of 11 hands that were 20 or 21 for the Dealer!
LOSS
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $69,000
BANK: $94,000
BANK: $50,000
BANK: $8000

 

HAND 12
David
BANK: $94,000
Steve
BANK: $50,000
John M.
BANK: $8000
John H.
BANK: $69,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $8000 Bet: $15,000
John M. is all-in at this point no matter what he had wagered. Should he lose, he will not have enough to make the minimum bet, meaning he's history.
2-K = 12
7-10 = 17
Q-8 = 18
Q-2 = 12
DEALER: Q
HIT: 9 = 21
AUTO STAND
STAND
STAND
HIT: 6 = 18
STAND
John M. is in trouble. An 18 vs. a Dealer 10 only wins about 35% of the time.
DEALER: Q-K = 20
MUST STAND
And this...is not part of the 35%.
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $99,000
BANK: $40,000
OUT!
BANK: $54,000
Steve's no prize, either; he's lost eight in a row!

 

HAND 13
Steve
BANK: $40,000
John H.
BANK: $54,000
David
BANK: $99,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $5000
4-5 = 9
4-8 = 12
2-3 = 5
DEALER: 7
HIT: 8 = 17
STAND
HIT: 7 = 19
STAND
HIT: 5 = 10
HIT: 4 = 14
HIT: 6 = 20
5-CARD CHARLIE!

DEALER: 7-2 = 9
HIT: 10 = 19
MUST STAND

LOSS
PUSH
WIN
BANK: $30,000
BANK: $54,000
BANK: $104,000
Make that NINE losses for Steve. And David is the first guy in six-digits Hand 3!

 

HAND 14
John H.
BANK: $54,000
David
BANK: $104,000
Steve
BANK: $30,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $15,000
4-Q = 14
Q-2 = 12
6-K = 16
DEALER: J
HIT: A = 15
HIT: JOKER
Steve's 6 = 21
AUTO STAND
HIT: 3 = 15
HIT: J = 25
BUST
New Card: K
K-K = 20
STAND

DEALER: J-J = 20
MUST STAND

WIN
LOSS
PUSH
BANK: $69,000
BANK: $99,000
BANK: $30,000
Well,...Steve didn't LOSE...but he hasn't WON a hand since Hand 1.

 

HAND 15
David
BANK: $99,000
Steve
BANK: $30,000
John H.
BANK: $69,000
Bet: $5000 (yawn) Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000
Q-3 = 13
5-3 = 8
K-J = 20 (split)
DEALER: A
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
...and no Blackjack. Play on...
HIT: J = 23
BUST
HIT: Q = 18
STAND
STAND

DEALER: A-6 = 17
MUST STAND

LOSS
WIN
WIN
BANK: $94,000
BANK: $45,000
BANK: $79,000

 

HAND 16
Steve
BANK: $45,000
John H.
BANK: $79,000
David
BANK: $94,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000
2-2 = 4 (split)
Q-Q = 20 (split)
5-6 = 11
DEALER: 4
Split 2s when the Dealer has 7 or lower.
SPLIT
$15,000 apiece
STAND
DOUBLE: $10,000
2-4 = 6
HIT: 9 = 15
STAND
2-Q = 12
STAND

DEALER: 4-J = 14
HIT: 7 = 21
MUST STAND

 
DD Card: 10
Total: 21
LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
BANK: $15,000
BANK: $69,000
BANK: $94,000

 

HAND 17
John H.
BANK: $69,000
David
BANK: $94,000
Steve
BANK: $15,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $10,000(!) Bet: $10,000
No, that is NOT a misprint. David ACTUALLY bet above the minimum!
3-3 = 6 (split)
3-J = 13
10-Q = 20 (split)
DEALER: 2
Split 3s just like you split 2s: when the Dealer has 7 or less.
HIT: 4 = 10
HIT: 8 = 18
STAND
STAND
STAND

DEALER: 2-5 = 7
HIT: 2 = 9
HIT: 8 = 17
MUST STAND

WIN
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $89,000
BANK: $84,000
BANK: $25,000
And John H. takes the lead for the first time tonight!

 

HAND 18
David
BANK: $84,000
Steve
BANK: $25,000
John H.
BANK: $89,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000
10-2 = 12
6-5 = 11
K-9 = 19
DEALER: 8
HIT: 7 = 19
STAND
DOUBLE: $20,000
STAND

DEALER: 8-3 = 11
HIT: 9 = 20
MUST STAND

That makes, in case you lost count, ELEVEN hands of 20 or 21 tonight for the Dealer!!
 
DD Card: 9
Total: 20
 
LOSS
PUSH
LOSS
BANK: $64,000
BANK: $25,000
BANK: $84,000

 

HAND 19
Steve
BANK: $25,000
John H.
BANK: $84,000
David
BANK: $64,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $30,000
J-K = 20 (split)
A-4 = 5/15
A-4 = 5/15
DEALER: 8
STAND
HIT: 3 = 8/18
STAND
HIT: 5 = 10/20
STAND

DEALER: 8-5 = 13
HIT: 2 = 15
HIT: J = 25
BUST

WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $35,000
BANK: $89,000
BANK: $94,000

 

HAND 20
John H.
BANK: $89,000
David
BANK: $94,000
Steve
BANK: $35,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $30,000
9-8 = 17
A-4 = 5/15
K-K = 20 (split)
DEALER: Q
STAND
HIT: 8 = 13
HIT: 4 = 17
HIT: 7 = 24
BUST
STAND
David wasn't TOTALLY crazy hitting on a 17. With the possibility of a 20 for the Dealer (always assume a 10-pointer as the down card since there are more of them than any other value), David was trying for the 5-Card Charlie which would push him further ahead of John H.

DEALER: Q-Q = 20
MUST STAND

LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
BANK: $79,000
BANK: $84,000
BANK: $35,000

It all comes down to this one hand.  The winner gets $25,000 for his charity and a spot in the Semi-Final Table.  The others get $10,000 for their respective charities.  For the final hand, the players all make blind bets, so nobody knows what the others have bet until its revealed!

FINAL HAND!
David
BANK: $84,000
Steve
BANK: $35,000
John H.
BANK: $79,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $30,000 Bet: $50,000
David's bet essentially puts Steve out of the running. Steve SHOULD have bet all-in to have a chance. Now he needs a Blackjack a double-down for less to have a shot at it.
3-10 = 13
3-3 = 6
K-J = 20
DEALER: 6
Neither Steve nor John H. can split because they don't have enough money; you can't SPLIT for less.
DOUBLE: $20,000
HIT: 2 = 8
HIT: 5 = 13
HIT: 9 = 22
STAND
STAND
Steve had a CHANCE when David doubled-down...but the bust busted his chances. If the Dealer busts (which has only happened TWICE tonight) or anything 19 or lower, John H. wins. If the Dealer gets 21, David wins. Otherwise, it'll hinge on the double-down card.
DEALER: 6-9 = 15
H
IT: 5 = 20
MUST STAND!
OK,...John H. has pushed his hand...so, David has just TWO chances: a 7 or an 8 as the double-down card. Then he'll have 20 or 21 and win the game. Other then that...
DD Card: J
Total: 23
BUST!
 
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $64,000
BANK: $5000
BANK: $79,000
WINNER!

So, in a come-from-behind victory, Gilda's House gets $25,000 thanks to John Henson! He's off to "project" a win in the Final Table!