CELEBRITY BLACKJACK

TOURNAMENT 2
EPISODE 6
NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR

What follows is a televised-hand-by-televised-hand account.  Obviously, since it's only a one-hour show, some hands may not be televised so you may see a little of jumping of the dealer button.


So what do you get when you take celebrities away from the limelight, put $100,000 in chips in front of them and force them to play 21 hands of blackjack for charity?  You get the second season of CELEBRITY BLACKJACK!

This year, a full 13-week season will be contested. There will be ten four-player single-table matches with the winners getting $25,000 and advancing to the semi-finals. The top two from each of the two five-person semis will go to the Final Table for a crack at the $100,000 first prize, all for their charities.

For a brief explanation about the game of blackjack and how this tournament will be contested, check the first episode recap. But know that this match is played until a set amount of hands are played (in this case, the amount is 21).  If a player runs out of the $100,000 worth of chips s/he starts with (or has less than the minimum bet), s/he's out of the game.  The bets for each of the first ten hands must be between $1000 and $25,000. The final 11 hands will have a minimum bet of $5000, but NO maximum; a player can go all-in if so desired. After the set amount of hands are played, whoever has the most money will advance to the semi-finals.

And ALSO know that, for this special tournament, six JOKERS have been added to the six decks they play with.  A Joker can be substituted for any card on the table still in play (meaning, once a hand is stood on, it's no longer in-play). There were four last season but, since there are only four players, they upped that number. Also this season is the addition of FIVE-CARD CHARLIE, the kid's rule that says that, if you get dealt five cards without busting, you automatically win.

Lets meet the four celebs competing tonight (and their charities):

Dennis Rodman
(Rodman Fund)
NBA "bad boy"; recently signed with the ABA; CPS Finalist

Marissa Jaret Winokur
(Popsmear.org)
Tony Award-winning Broadway actress

Adam Carolla
(Schizophrenia Foundation)
so-creator of The Man Show and Crank Yankers; currently the voice of "Spanky Ham" on Drawn Together

Giuliana Depandi
(Operation Smile)
E! News Live correspondant.

We have Matt Vasgersian doing the play-by-play and the "bad boy of Blackjack" Dave Stann back to deal the cards...so let's get it on!  Dennis will always be "first base", where the dealer starts dealing the cards.  But the order shown, left to right, will be the betting and playing order starting with the "button".

HAND 1
Adam
BANK: $100,000
Guiliana
BANK: $100,000
Dennis
BANK: $100,000
Marissa
BANK: $100,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000
8-J = 18
10-A = 11/21
2-6 = 8
2-6 = 8
DEALER: Q
Remember, Guiliana doesn't HAVE to call that a Blackjack; in tournament blackjack, you can call the Ace a 1-point card and double down...though taking the 3-to-2 IS safer. However, the Dealer MUST check the down card if the up card is a 10-point card. If an Ace is under there, the hand hends and all hands lose...except for the Blackjack, which would be a push. However, Dave DOESN'T have Blackjack, so the hand continues.
STAND
BLACKJACK!
HIT: J = 18
STAND
HIT: 8 = 16
HIT:
3 = 19
STAND
Basic blackjack strategy (or "the book"): become LIKE the Dealer when he has a 10-point card. Hit on 16 and lower, stand on 17 and higher You should also stand on a "soft" 19 or 20 (that's A-8 or A-9) and hit every other soft hand..
DEALER: Q-10 = 20
MUST STAND
LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $115,000
BANK: $90,000
BANK: $95,000

 

HAND 2
Guiliana
BANK: $115,000
Dennis
BANK: $90,000
Marissa
BANK: $95,000
Adam
BANK: $95,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $10,000
2-8 = 10
4-Q = 14
9-8 = 17
9-3 = 12
DEALER: A
When the Dealer has an Ace up, he asks the table if they want "insurance" against a Blackjack. It'll cost up to half their original bet, but it'll pay 2-to-1 if he DOES have Blackjack.
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
Insurance is a "sucker bet" in cash games...but it might help later on. The Dealer then checks the down card for the Blackjack. But he doesn't have it, so the show goes on.
HIT: 5 = 15
HIT:
8 = 23
BUST
HIT: 6 = 20
STAND
STAND
HIT: 6 = 18
STAND
DEALER: A-7 = 18
MUST STAND

It doesn't matter if it's a soft hand or a hard hand; the Delar MUST stand on ALL hands 17 and higher.

LOSS
WIN
LOSS
PUSH
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $92,000
BANK: $95,000

 

HAND 3
Dennis
BANK: $105,000
Marissa
BANK: $92,000
Adam
BANK: $95,000
Guiliana
BANK: $105,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $20,000
8-A = 9/19
6-JOKER = ??
9-10 = 19
7-5 = 12
DEALER: 5
Guilana's 5
6-5 = 11
New Card: K
7-K = 17
STAND
DOUBLE: $10,000
STAND
STAND
ALWAYS double-down on 11s, ESPECIALLY with a Dealer low card (2 through 6). Otherwise, stand on 13 and higher. Marissa has a 63% chance of winning.
DEALER: 5-2 = 7
HIT: 3 = 10
HIT: 6 = 16
HIT:
Q = 26
BUST
 
DD Card: 2
Total: 13
   
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $115,000
BANK: $102,000
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $125,000

If you had an A-3 (soft 14) against a Dealer's 4, what SHOULD you do? Hit, stand or double? Answer later on.

HAND 4
Marissa
BANK: $102,000
Adam
BANK: $105,000
Guiliana
BANK: $125,000
Dennis
BANK: $115,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $15,000
9-8 = 17
3-6 = 9
5-9 = 14
5-Q = 15
DEALER: 6
STAND
DOUBLE: $50,000
STAND
STAND
Adam IS following "da book". You should double-down on a 9 with ANY Dealer low card EXCEPT a 2.
DEALER: 6-5 = 11
HIT: 4 = 15
HIT: 3 = 18
MUST STAND
 
DD Card: 7
Total: 16
   
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $97,000
BANK: $55,000
BANK: $115,000
BANK: $100,000
Adam lost almost HALF HIS CHIPS in that hand!

 

HAND 5
Adam
BANK: $55,000
Guiliana
BANK: $115,000
Dennis
BANK: $100,000
Marissa
BANK: $97,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000
Adam (explaining his bet): "I'm drunk, I'm an Atheist, I'm angry..."
Matt: "He just described half of Hollywood."
9-7 = 16
K-9 = 19
5-8 = 13
2-A = 3/13
DEALER: A
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
STAND
STAND
HIT: Q = 23
BUST
HIT: 6 = 9/19
STAND
DEALER: A-9 = 20
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $45,000
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $92,000

 

HAND 6
Guiliana
BANK: $95,000
Dennis
BANK: $95,000
Marissa
BANK: $92,000
Adam
BANK: $45,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $4000 Bet: $5000
7-J = 17
J-4 = 14
K-10 = 20 (split)
3-8 = 11
DEALER: 4
STAND
HIT: Q = 24
BUST
SPLIT
$4000 apiece
DOUBLE: $10,000
K-A = 21
STAND
10-A = 21
STAND
NEVER split 10-point cards. Marissa is just very, VERY, VERY fortunate to get Aces. However, on split pairs, an Ace and a 10-point card does NOT make a Blackjack; "only" a 21. Adam has a 61% chance of winning...though I don't blame him for being trepidacious.
DEALER: 4-A = 5/15
HIT: Q = 15
HIT: 8 = 23
BUST
     
DD Card: 7
Total: 18
WIN
LOSS
WIN
WIN
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $92,000
BANK: $100,000
BANK: $55,000

"The book" says that, if you have a soft 14 against a Dealer 4, to stand on a 16 with ANY Dealer card 6 or lower.

HAND 7
Dennis
BANK: $92,000
Marissa
BANK: $100,000
Adam
BANK: $55,000
Guiliana
BANK: $105,000
Bet: $25,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $5000
5-Q = 15
7-Q = 17
K-10 = 20 (split)
10-6 = 15
DEALER: 10
HIT: J = 25
BUST
STAND
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 10-2 = 12
HIT: K = 22
BUST
The moral, boys and girls, is don't ALWAYS go by "da book".
LOSS
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $67,000
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $80,000
BANK: $110,000

 

HAND 8
Marissa
BANK: $105,000
Adam
BANK: $80,000
Guiliana
BANK: $110,000
Dennis
BANK: $67,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $25,000
10-K = 20 (split)
7-Q = 17
3-JOKER = ??
4-J = 14
DEALER: K
 

New Card: 2
2-Q = 12

Adam's 7
3-7 = 10
 
STAND
HIT: 9 = 21
AUTO STAND
DOUBLE: $30,000
HIT: 5 = 19
STAND
DEALER: K-8 = 18
MUST STAND
   
DD Card: 9
Total: 19
 
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $115,000
BANK: $90,000
BANK: $140,000
BANK: $92,000

 

HAND 9
Adam
BANK: $90,000
Guiliana
BANK: $140,000
Dennis
BANK: $92,000
Marissa
BANK: $115,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $5000
2-A = 3/13
8-3 = 11
7-Q = 17
8-K = 18
DEALER: J
HIT: J = 13
HIT: 2 = 15
HIT: 3 = 18
5-CARD CHARLIE!
DOUBLE: $20,000
STAND
STAND
DEALER: J-7 = 17
MUST STAND
 
DD Card: 4
Total: 15
   
WIN
LOSS
PUSH
WIN
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $120,000
BANK: $92,000
BANK: $120,000

 

HAND 10
Guiliana
BANK: $120,000
Dennis
BANK: $92,000
Marissa
BANK: $120,000
Adam
BANK: $105,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $1000
That's Dennis' FOURTH max bet in a row! Either he has a plane to catch or...?
A-J = 11/21
J-J = 20 (split)
9-K = 19
Q-A = 11/21
DEALER: 2
BLACKJACK!
STAND
STAND
DOUBLE: $6000
Adam doubles-down instead of taking the sure Blackjack. And why not? He's only losing two grand if it doesn't work. He's 58% to win.
DEALER: 2-Q = 12
HIT: K = 22
BUST
Hey, it worked! Whatdayaknow?
     
DD Card: 6
Total: 17
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $155,000
BANK: $117,000
BANK: $125,000
BANK: $107,000

Heading into the halfway point, the stakes are raised to no-limit.  The minimum bet is $5000...but there is NO maximum!

HAND 11
Dennis
BANK: $117,000
Marissa
BANK: $125,000
Adam
BANK: $107,000
Guiliana
BANK: $120,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $15,000
J-A = 11/21
A-2 = 3/13
6-2 = 8
JOKER-Q = ??
DEALER: 4
New Card: 5
J-5 = 15
Dennis' A
A-Q = 21
STAND
DOUBLE: $30,000
DOUBLE: $10,000
BLACKJACK!
Marissa has "doubled for less", which is legal in tournaments. You don't HAVE to bet double, only UP to it. Adam doubles on an 8...which is NOT a good idea UNLESS it's a soft 18 against a low card. He's only 46% to win THIS time.
DEALER: 4-6 = 10
HIT: 6 = 16
HIT: 8 = 24
MUST STAND
DD Card: A
Total: 14
DD Card: 3
Total: 11
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
BANK: $137,000
BANK: $155,000
BANK: $117,000
BANK: $177,500
It's CBJ history, folks! Adam has won with the WORST...PLAYER HAND...EVER!!

 

HAND 12
Marissa
BANK: $155,000
Adam
BANK: $117,000
Guiliana
BANK: $177,500
Dennis
BANK: $137,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $50,000
9-7 = 16
4-4 = 8 (split)
9-6 = 15
4-8 = 12
DEALER: 5
STAND
DOUBLE: $50,000
STAND
STAND
You should only spilt 4s if a 5 or 6 is showing for the Dealer. But doubling down again? That's just NUTS!
DEALER: 5-K = 15
HIT: Q = 25
BUST
And, yet, it WORKS!
DD Card: 5
Total: 13
   
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $175,000
BANK: $167,000
BANK: $192,500
BANK: $187,000
In the last four hands, Dennis has won $120,000!

 

HAND 13
Adam
BANK: $167,000
Guiliana
BANK: $192,500
Dennis
BANK: $187,000
Marissa
BANK: $175,000
Bet: $167,000 Bet: $25,000 Bet: $75,000 Bet: $5000
Adam is all-in! If he wins, it'll be a HUGE lead. If he doesn't...he's history.
Q-2 = 12
4-JOKER = 7

4-9 = 13

2-K = 12
DEALER: K
Adam tries to convince Marissa to take his 2 and try for "Charlie"...but there's ANOTHER 2 on the board so Marissa KNOWS he's scamming her. Instead, she decides to take the next card off the shoe...
New Card: 7
4-7 = 11
HIT: 4 = 16
STAND
DOUBLE: $50,000
HIT: 4 = 17
STAND
HIT: 10 = 22
BUST
DEALER: K-9 = 19
MUST STAND
 
DD Card: K
Total: 21
   
LOSS
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
OUT!
BANK: $242,500
BANK: $112,000
BANK: $170,000

 

HAND 14
Guiliana
BANK: $242,500
Dennis
BANK: $112,000
Marissa
BANK: $170,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $112,000 Bet: $30,000
This could, conceivably, be the shortest edition of CBJ yet!
A-5 = 6/16
9-10 = 19
3-4 = 7
DEALER: 5
HIT: 5 = 21
AUTO STAND
STAND
HIT: 8 = 15
STAND

DEALER: 5-J = 15
HIT: K = 25
BUST

WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $257,500
BANK: $224,000
BANK: $200,000

 

HAND 15
Dennis
BANK: $224,000
Marissa
BANK: $200,000
Guiliana
BANK: $257,500
Bet: $50,000 Bet: $50,000 Bet: $45,000
9-5 = 14
Q-A = 11/21
7-6 = 13
DEALER: 10
HIT: Q = 24
BUST
BLACKJACK!
HIT: 5 = 18
STAND

DEALER: 10-7 = 17
MUST STAND

LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
BANK: $174,000
BANK: $275,000
BANK: $302,500

 

HAND 16
Marissa
BANK: $275,000
Guiliana
BANK: $302,500
Dennis
BANK: $174,000
Bet: $35,000 Bet: $30,000 Bet: $5000
10-JOKER = 6/16
3-7 = 10
6-J = 16
DEALER: A
The rules state that Marissa can pick a card BEFORE the Dealer asks for insurance. Gee, wonder which one she'll pick? :)
Dealer's A
10-A = 11/21
   
DEALER: 9
BLACKJACK!
DOUBLE: $60,000
STAND
Again, Guiliana is going by "da book"; you double on a 10 with ANY Dealer card EXCEPT a 10 or an Ace. Standing on 16, however...

DEALER: 9-2 = 11
HIT: 7 = 18
MUST STAND

 
DD Card: J
Total: 20
 
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
LOSS
BANK: $327,500
BANK: $362,500
BANK: $169,000
Guiliana has lead this ENTIRE GAME! And Marissa contract Tourette's!

 

HAND 17
Guiliana
BANK: $362,500
Dennis
BANK: $169,000
Marissa
BANK: $327,500
Bet: $35,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $60,000
4-K = 14
6-A = 7/17
2-3 = 5
DEALER: 10
STAND
HIT: K = 17
STAND
HIT: A = 6/16
HIT: 8 = 14
HIT: 6 = 20
5-CARD CHARLIE!

DEALER: 10-8 = 18
MUST STAND

LOSS
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $327,500
BANK: $164,000
BANK: $387,500
Oops...guess I jinxed her.

 

HAND 18
Dennis
BANK: $164,000
Marissa
BANK: $387,500
Guiliana
BANK: $327,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $35,000 Bet: $60,000
J-2 = 12
7-7 = 14 (split)
4-10 = 14
DEALER: Q
Split 7s when the Dealer has 7 or less.
HIT: A = 13
HIT: A = 14
HIT: 5 = 19
5-CARD CHARLIE!
HIT: 10 = 24
BUST
HIT: 2 = 16
STAND
That's THREE Charlies in one GAME! There were only three in the last FIVE games COMBINED!

DEALER: Q-5 = 15
HIT: 6 = 21
MUST STAND

WIN
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $169,000
BANK: $352,500
BANK: $267,500

 

HAND 19
Marissa
BANK: $352,500
Guiliana
BANK: $267,500
Dennis
BANK: $169,000
Bet: $42,000 Bet: $100,000 Bet: $5000
7-Q = 17
10-J = 20 (split)
10-K = 20 (split)
DEALER: 3
STAND
STAND
HIT: 8 = 15
STAND

DEALER: 3-6 = 9
HIT: 8 = 17
MUST STAND

PUSH
WIN
WIN
BANK: $352,500
BANK: $367,500
BANK: $174,000
And Guiliana LEAPS back up front!

 

HAND 20
Guiliana
BANK: $367,500
Dennis
BANK: $174,000
Marissa
BANK: $352,500
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $165,000 Bet: $10,000
10-10 = 20 (split)
J-3 = 13
K-A = 11/21
Marissa: "I shoulda put down more money!!"
DEALER: 4
STAND
STAND
BLACKJACK!

DEALER: 4-4 = 8
HIT: K = 18
MUST STAND

WIN
LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
BANK: $387,500
BANK: $9000
BANK: $367,500

It all comes down to this one hand.  The winner gets $25,000 for his or her charity and a spot in the Semi-Final Table.  The others get $10,000 for their respective charities.  For the final hand, the players all make blind bets, so nobody knows what the others have bet until its revealed! Dennis needs for BOTH girls to go all-in and lose and him to at LEAST push to win this game.

FINAL HAND!
Dennis
BANK: $9000
Marissa
BANK: $367,500
Guiliana
BANK: $387,500
Bet: $9000 Bet: $300,000 Bet: $19,000
It's essentially on Marissa's shoulders now. If she wins this hand, she wins the game. If she loses, she loses. If she PUSHES,...then Guiliana will win even if she loses the hand. Dennis is pretty much dead.
3-J = 13
8-9 = 17
4-K = 14
DEALER: J
If Dave has the Blackjack, Guiliana wins...but he doesn't...and Marissa is RELIEVED!
HIT: 9 = 22
BUST
STAND
STAND
DEALER: J-3 = 13
Had Dennis stood, Dave would've gone over and Marissa would win. If Dave busts, that's what'll happen. But, if he makes a hand (ANY hand between 17 and 21), it's all Guiliana!

HIT: 5 = 18
MUST STAND!

LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $0
BANK: $67,500
BANK: $368,500
WINNER!

So, as Marissa stomps, shouts and cries over her loss, Operation Smile gets $25,000 thanks to Guiliana Depandi's exceptional play! She's going to the Semi-Final Table...but REFUSES to talk about her "system"!