CELEBRITY BLACKJACK

TOURNAMENT 2
EPISODE 5

NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR

What follows is a televised-hand-by-televised-hand account.  Obviously, since it's only a one-hour show, some hands may not be televised so you may see a little of jumping of the dealer button.


So what do you get when you take celebrities away from the limelight, put $100,000 in chips in front of them and force them to play 21 hands of blackjack for charity?  You get the second season of CELEBRITY BLACKJACK!

This year, a full 13-week season will be contested. There will be ten four-player single-table matches with the winners getting $25,000 and advancing to the semi-finals. The top two from each of the two five-person semis will go to the Final Table for a crack at the $100,000 first prize, all for their charities.

For a brief explanation about the game of blackjack and how this tournament will be contested, check the first episode recap. But know that this match is played until a set amount of hands are played (in this case, the amount is 21).  If a player runs out of the $100,000 worth of chips s/he starts with (or has less than the minimum bet), s/he's out of the game.  The bets for each of the first ten hands must be between $1000 and $25,000. The final 11 hands will have a minimum bet of $5000, but NO maximum; a player can go all-in if so desired. After the set amount of hands are played, whoever has the most money will advance to the semi-finals.

And ALSO know that, for this special tournament, six JOKERS have been added to the six decks they play with.  A Joker can be substituted for any card on the table still in play (meaning, once a hand is stood on, it's no longer in-play). There were four last season but, since there are only four players, they upped that number. Also this season is the addition of FIVE-CARD CHARLIE, the kid's rule that says that, if you get dealt five cards without busting, you automatically win.

Lets meet the four celebs competing tonight (and their charities):

Shannon Elizabeth
(Animal Avengers)
Nadia from "American Pie" and "American Pie 2"; CBJ Finalist last season

Gary Valentine
(Foundation Fighting Blindness)
Danny Heffernan on CBS' hit comedy The King of Queens

Camryn Manheim
(Venice Family Clinic)
was Ellenor Frutt on ABC's The Practice; lost her CBJ preliminary last season (to SHannon Elizabeth, ironically)

Dayna Devon
(EIFS National Colorectal Cancer Research Alliance)
Co-anchor on syndicated entertainment magazine Extra

We have Matt Vasgersian doing the play-by-play and the "bad boy of Blackjack" Dave Stann back to deal the cards...so let's get it on!  Shannon will always be "first base", where the dealer starts dealing the cards.  But the order shown, left to right, will be the betting and playing order starting with the "button".

HAND 1
Gary
BANK: $100,000
Camryn
BANK: $100,000
Dayna
BANK: $100,000
Shannon
BANK: $100,000
Bet: $2000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $2000
3-A = 4/14
A-K = 11/21
10-2 = 12
10-7 = 17
DEALER: 4
Remember, Camryn doesn't HAVE to call that a Blackjack; in tournament blackjack, you can call the Ace a 1-point card and double down...though taking the 3-to-2 IS safer..
DOUBLE: $4000
BLACKJACK!
STAND
STAND
Basic blackjack strategy (or "the book") says to stand on 13 and higher and double down on 10, 11, most any "soft hand" (one with an Ace) and 9 (if the Dealer has a 2) against a Dealer low card (2 through 6). For 12s, you should hit on a Dealer 2 or 3 and stand otherwise.
Camryn has a "strategy card" in her cleavage...a "bust card", if you will. These cards give "basic strategy" in a nutshell and can be bought at most casinos worldwide. And, yes, they ARE legal at cash games and celebrity tournaments...though PRO tournaments don't allow them.
DEALER: 4-Q = 14
HIT: 9 = 23
BUST
DD Card: 4
Total: 18
     
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
WIN
BANK: $104,000
BANK: $101,500
BANK: $101,000
BANK: $102,000

 

HAND 2
Camryn
BANK: $101,500
Dayna
BANK: $101,000
Shannon
BANK: $102,000
Gary
BANK: $104,000
Bet: $2000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $4000
3-A = 4/14
3-K = 13
J-Q = 20 (split)
A-7 = 8/18
DEALER: 5
More from "da book": NEVER split 10-point cards.
DOUBLE: $4000
STAND
STAND
DOUBLE: $8000
You may THINK Gary's nuts for taking "Hollywood" Dave Stann's advice, but doubling down on a soft 18 against a Dealer 5 IS good advice!
DEALER: 5-5 = 10
HIT: J = 20
MUST STAND

DD Card: 8
Total: 12

   
DD Card: 4
Total: 12
LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
PUSH
BANK: $97,500
BANK: $99,000
BANK: $102,000
BANK: $96,000

 

HAND 3
Dayna
BANK: $99,000
Shannon
BANK: $102,000
Gary
BANK: $96,000
Camryn
BANK: $97,500
Bet: $2000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $5000
4-3 = 7
J-J = 20 (split)
A-10 = 11/21
9-A = 10/20
DEALER: 6
HIT: 2 = 9
HIT:
3 = 12
STAND
STAND
BLACKJACK!
STAND
ALWAYS stand on 19s and 20s, whether soft or hard!
DEALER: 6-8 = 14
HIT: 3 = 17
MUST STAND
LOSS
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
BANK: $97,000
BANK: $104,000
BANK: $99,000
BANK: $102,500
Had Dayna hit (as she should have), she would've had "5-Card Charlie"!

Pop quiz, blackjack hot shots: You have a 16 and the Dealer has a 6...what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?! Do you hit, stand or double down? Answer later on.

HAND 4
Shannon
BANK: $104,000
Gary
BANK: $99,000
Camryn
BANK: $102,500
Dayna
BANK: $97,000
Bet: $2000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $3000
K-5 = 15
5-2 = 7
JOKER-K = ??
J-10 = 20 (split)
DEALER: K
Dealer's K
K-K = 20 (split)
DEALER: 2
STAND
HIT: 2 = 9
HIT: K = 19
STAND
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 2-3 = 5
HIT: A = 6/16
HIT: 7 = 13
HIT:
8 = 21
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $102,000
BANK: $96,000
BANK: $97,500
BANK: $94,000

 

HAND 5
Gary
BANK: $96,000
Camryn
BANK: $97,500
Dayna
BANK: $94,000
Shannon
BANK: $102,000
Bet: $2000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $2000
5-2 = 7
2-Q = 12
A-Q = 11/21
6-Q = 16
DEALER: 2
HIT: 9 = 16
STAND
HIT: 5 = 17
STAND
BLACKJACK!
STAND
DEALER: 2-3 = 5
HIT: 9 = 14
HIT:
Q = 24
BUST
WIN
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
BANK: $98,000
BANK: $99,500
BANK: $101,500
BANK: $104,000

 

HAND 6
Camryn
BANK: $99,500
Dayna
BANK: $101,500
Shannon
BANK: $104,000
Gary
BANK: $98,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $3000
6-J = 16
J-A = 11/21
2-9 = 11
4-8 = 12
That's two Blackjacks in a ROW for Dayna! The odds of THAT happening is 441 to 1!
DEALER: 8
When the Dealer has a high card (7 through A), you have to assume a 10-pointer as the down card so hit on 16s and lower and stand on 17s and higher. Oh, and ALWAYS double down on 11s, no matter WHAT the Dealer may have.
HIT: 9 = 25
BUST
BLACKJACK!
HIT: 6 = 17
STAND
HIT: 10 = 22
BUST
DEALER: 8-K = 18
MUST STAND
Had Shannon doubled-down, she would've lost double her bet. The moral: don't ALWAYS go by "da book".
LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $94,500
BANK: $104,500
BANK: $102,000
BANK: $95,000

 

HAND 7
Dayna
BANK: $104,500
Shannon
BANK: $102,000
Gary
BANK: $95,000
Camryn
BANK: $94,500
Bet: $3000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $5000
10-9 = 19
2-J = 12
A-5 = 6/16
9-K = 19
DEALER: 6
STAND
STAND
DOUBLE: $4000
STAND
DEALER: 6-4 = 10
HIT: 9 = 19
MUST STAND
DD Card: A
Total: 17
 
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
BANK: $104,500
BANK: $100,000
BANK: $91,000
BANK: $94,500

How should you play a 16 against a Dealer 6? Why, that's the most basic of basic strategies: "the book" says to stand on a 16 with ANY Dealer card 6 or lower.

HAND 8
Shannon
BANK: $100,000
Gary
BANK: $91,000
Camryn
BANK: $94,500
Dayna
BANK: $104,500
Bet: $2000 Bet: $3000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $3000
J-9 = 19
9-10 = 19
3-4 = 7
Q-6 = 16
DEALER: 10
When the Dealer has a 10-point card, he must check for an Ace in the hole. If he doesn't have it, the hand continues as usual...
DEALER: 10-A = 21
BLACKJACK!
...but, if there IS an Ace, it's a Blackjack, the hand ends and EVERYBODY loses.
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $98,000
BANK: $88,000
BANK: $84,500
BANK: $101,500

 

HAND 9
Gary
BANK: $88,000
Camryn
BANK: $84,500
Dayna
BANK: $101,500
Shannon
BANK: $98,000
Bet: $2000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $2000 Bet: $2000
5-3 = 8
9-6 = 15
A-9 = 10/20
6-JOKER = ??
DEALER: 9
New Card: Q
Q-3 = 13
Gary's 5
6-5 = 11
HIT: 6 = 19
STAND
HIT: Q = 25
BUST
STAND
HIT: 4 = 15
HIT: 8 = 23
BUST
I...suspect Shannon fears doubling-down with a PASSION. Why else would she use a Joker to make an 11...and then just HIT?! As such, Shannon has lost her fourth straight hand.
DEALER: 9-8 = 17
MUST STAND
WIN
LOSS
WIN
LOSS
BANK: $90,000
BANK: $83,500
BANK: $103,500
BANK: $96,000
Camryn: "I don't get it! She (Dayna) is beautiful AND she's winning!"
Matt: "Bitter, party of one, your 'button' is ready."

 

HAND 10
Camryn
BANK: $83,500
Dayna
BANK: $103,500
Shannon
BANK: $96,000
Gary
BANK: $90,000
Bet: $1000 Bet: $4000 Bet: $4000 Bet: $3000
6-8 = 14
3-Q = 13
Q-8 = 18
A-K = 11/21
DEALER: 5
STAND
STAND
STAND
BLACKJACK!
DEALER: 5-J = 15
HIT: 6 = 21
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
WIN 3-to-1
BANK: $82,500
BANK: $99,500
BANK: $92,000
BANK: $94,500

Heading into the halfway point, the stakes are raised to no-limit.  The minimum bet is $5000...but there is NO maximum!

HAND 11
Dayna
BANK: $99,500
Shannon
BANK: $92,000
Gary
BANK: $94,500
Camryn
BANK: $82,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $6000 Bet: $5000
2-8 = 10
9-3 = 12
7-3 = 10
K-4 = 14
DEALER: 3
DOUBLE: $10,000
HIT: 7 = 19
STAND
DOUBLE: $12,000
STAND
Doubling-down on a 10 is a little more risky than on an 11...but, against a Dealer low card, it's a pretty good strategy.
DEALER: 3-J = 13
HIT: 4 = 17
MUST STAND
DD Card: 3
Total: 13
DD Card: 5
Total: 15
LOSS
WIN
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $89,500
BANK: $102,000
BANK: $82,500
BANK: $77,500

 

HAND 12
Shannon
BANK: $102,000
Gary
BANK: $82,500
Camryn
BANK: $77,500
Dayna
BANK: $89,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $5000
6-3 = 9
5-8 = 13
7-J = 17
JOKER-10 = ??
DEALER: 5
New Card: 8
7-8 = 15
Camryn's J
J-10 = 20 (split)
Camryn: "Go ahead and take that...but you will NEVER get another interview out of me AGAIN!"
DOUBLE: $10,000
STAND
STAND
STAND
Doubling-down on a 9 is even MORE risky...but "da book" says to do it against any Dealer low card EXCEPT a 2. Camryn goes into a corner and says, "Wake me when it's over."
DEALER: 5-10 = 15
HIT: 10 = 25
BUST
Camryn celebrates by returning from the corner...and kissing Dave into oblivion!!
DD Card: 4
Total: 13
     
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $112,000
BANK: $87,500
BANK: $92,500
BANK: $94,500
Why, I don't know; she's STILL in third by a bit.

 

HAND 13
Gary
BANK: $87,500
Camryn
BANK: $92,500
Dayna
BANK: $94,500
Shannon
BANK: $112,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000
9-7 = 16
4-3 = 7

10-5 = 15

K-A = 11/21
DEALER: 5
STAND
HIT: 6 = 13
STAND
STAND
BLACKJACK!
Dave tries to convince Shannon to double-down here. WHile it's not as safe as taking the 3-to-2, she DOES have a 62% chance of winning against a Dealer 5. But Shannon - no surprise - plays it safe.
DEALER: 5-8 = 13
HIT: K = 23
BUST
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
BANK: $97,500
BANK: $97,500
BANK: $104,500
BANK: $127,000
Had Shannon doubled-down, she would have had 21...and would have at LEAST pushed.

 

HAND 14
Camryn
BANK: $97,500
Dayna
BANK: $104,500
Shannon
BANK: $127,000
Gary
BANK: $97,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000
8-4 = 12
9-Q = 19
8-8 = 16 (split)
4-7 = 11
DEALER: K
ALWAYS split Aces and 8s.
HIT: 6 = 18
STAND
STAND
HIT: Q = 26
BUST
DOUBLE: $20,000
...except if you're name is Shannon Elizabeth...then you hit and bust. HAD she split as she SHOULD have, she would've had an 18 for the first hand...and Gary's double-down card for the second 8.
Gary is 1-for-4 on double downs tonight.

DEALER: K-4 = 14
HIT: 5 = 19
MUST STAND

     
DD Card: 10
Total: 21
Hand Shannon split, she would've had two 18s...and would have LOST. Hmmm...maybe she AIN'T so stupid as followers of "da book" would think she is.
LOSS
PUSH
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $92,500
BANK: $104,500
BANK: $122,000
BANK: $117,500

 

HAND 15
Dayna
BANK: $104,500
Shannon
BANK: $122,000
Gary
BANK: $117,500
Camryn
BANK: $92,500
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000
Q-5 = 15
10-4 = 14
JOKER-2 = ??
K-3 = 13
DEALER: 3
New Card: 5
10-5 = 15
Camryn's 3
3-2 = 5
Obviously, Gary's aiming for a "Charlie". Makes sense, since no OTHER card can help him!
STAND
STAND
HIT: Q = 15
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 3-8 = 11
HIT: A = 12
HIT: 8 = 20
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $84,500
BANK: $117,000
BANK: $107,500
BANK: $87,500

 

HAND 16
Shannon
BANK: $117,000
Gary
BANK: $107,500
Camryn
BANK: $87,500
Dayna
BANK: $84,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $10,000
5-2 = 7
J-9 = 19
5-A = 6/16
2-A = 3/13
DEALER: 7
HIT: 7 = 14
HIT: J = 24
BUST
STAND
HIT: A = 7/17
HIT: Q = 17
STAND
HIT: K = 13
HIT: 7 = 20
STAND
DEALER: 7-7 = 14
HIT: 9 = 23
BUST
Dealers cannot split or double-down...they must hit or stand.
LOSS
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $112,000
BANK: $112,500
BANK: $107,500
BANK: $94,500
And Gary's living the dream! He's on top of three women!

 

HAND 17
Gary
BANK: $112,500
Camryn
BANK: $107,500
Dayna
BANK: $94,500
Shannon
BANK: $112,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $16,000
10-5 = 15
JOKER-J = 10
7-K = 17
6-2 = 8
DEALER: 9
Dayna's K
K-J = 20 (split)
New Card: 5
7-5 = 12
HIT: 5 = 20
STAND
STAND
HIT: J = 22
BUST
HIT: K = 18
STAND
DEALER: 9-3 = 12
HIT: 8 = 20
MUST STAND
PUSH
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $112,500
BANK: $107,500
BANK: $74,500
BANK: $96,000

 

HAND 18
Camryn
BANK: $107,500
Dayna
BANK: $74,500
Shannon
BANK: $96,000
Gary
BANK: $112,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000
K-Q = 20 (split)
Q-Q = 20 (split)
9-2 = 11
10-4 = 14
DEALER: A
When a Dealer has an Ace, he must ask the players if they want insurance against a Blackjack. It'll take up to half their original bet but it pays 2-to-1 on that bet if a Blackjack does occur.
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
No Insurance
In cash games, insurance is a "sucker bet"..but it might come in handy in tournaments. Nobody bites, though. Dave then peeks at the down card for a 10-point card...and doesn't find it. So play on, McDuff.
STAND
STAND
DOUBLE: $30,000
HIT: A = 15
HIT: J = 25
BUST
Unbelievable! Shannon ACTUALLY doubled-down! She's NOT playing it safe...even though it's a "coin toss" against an Ace.
DEALER: A-6 = 17
MUST STAND
It doesn't matter if it's a soft or hard hand. The Dealer MUST stand on ALL hands 17 and over.

 

DD Card: 8
Total: 19
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSS
BANK: $112,500
BANK: $84,500
BANK: $126,000
BANK: $102,500
Dave gets a kiss from Shannon...and Matt wants Dave to knock off the "Richard Dawson act". Gary has a BETTER idea: HE'LL deal and let them kiss HIM! ("Da book" says that impersonating a dealer will get you kicked out of casinos 100% of the time.)

 

HAND 19
Dayna
BANK: $84,500
Shannon
BANK: $126,000
Gary
BANK: $102,500
Camryn
BANK: $112,500
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $5000
6-8 = 14
K-A = 11/21
2-8 = 10
10-J = 20 (split)
DEALER: Q
HIT: 7 = 21
AUTO STAND
BLACKJACK!
HIT: J = 20
STAND
STAND
DEALER: Q-7 = 17
MUST STAND
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
WIN
WIN
BANK: $104,500
BANK: $141,000
BANK: $107,500
BANK: $117,500

 

HAND 20
Shannon
BANK: $141,000
Gary
BANK: $107,500
Camryn
BANK: $117,500
Dayna
BANK: $104,500
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $50,000 Bet: $60,000
K-10 = 20 (split)
6-4 = 10
6-7 = 13
4-8 = 12
DEALER: 7
STAND
DOUBLE: $40,000
HIT: 4 = 17
STAND
HIT: J = 22
BUST
Matt actually gave Gary the advice to double-down...and that's by "da book"; double-down on all 10s EXCEPT when the Dealer has a 10-point card or an Ace.
Dayna (before the hit): "C'mon, this is for cancer! You every had a pollup?! I have!"
Matt: "C'mon, Dave, for the pollups!"
DEALER: 7-4 = 11
HIT: J = 21
MUST STAND
 
DD Card: K
Total: 20
   
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $131,000
BANK: $67,500
BANK: $67,500
BANK: $44,500

It all comes down to this one hand.  The winner gets $25,000 for his or her charity and a spot in the Semi-Final Table.  The others get $10,000 for their respective charities.  For the final hand, the players all make blind bets, so nobody knows what the others have bet until its revealed! But - let's face it -no one with a real shot now of catching up to Shannon. Gary and Camryn can, too, but only if Shannon loses in the...

FINAL HAND!
Gary
BANK: $67,500
Camryn
BANK: $67,500
Dayna
BANK: $44,500
Shannon
BANK: $131,000
Bet: $67,000 Bet: $67,000 Bet: $44,000 Bet: $19,000
All bets throughout the tournament MUST be in $1000 increments. That's why Gary, Camryn and Dayna couldn't bet their last $500. If Camryn or Gary get a Blackjack, they stand a chance of BEATING Shannon, whether she wins or loses.
9-7 = 16
4-7 = 11
2-3 = 5
3-3 = 6 (split)
DEALER: 2
Camryn CANNOT double-down since she doesn't have the money to do it. If Gary and Camryn win and Shannon loses, there'll have to be a tie-breaker.
STAND
HIT: 7 = 18
STAND
HIT: 2 = 7
HIT: Q = 17
STAND
HIT: 10 = 16
STAND
Here's how it's going down. Dayna's out of the running...and Camryn's 18 keeps Gary out as well. If the Dealer busts or gets anything but a 17, Shannon wins. If he gets a 17, Camryn wins. Camryn downs some whiskey right from the bottle in antici..............pation!
DEALER: 2-5 = 7
Camryn starts to celebrate...but there's only a 14% chance of the Dealer getting a 17.
HIT: 6 = 13
HIT: 7 = 20
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $500
BANK: $500
BANK: $500
BANK: $112,000
WINNER!

So Animal Avengers gains $25,000 thanks to Shannon Elizabeth's SECOND great preliminary game. She's going to the Semi-Final Table to see about making this tournament a "rap"!