CELEBRITY BLACKJACK

TOURNAMENT 2
EPISODE 3

NOTES FROM THE AUTHOR

What follows is a televised-hand-by-televised-hand account.  Obviously, since it's only a one-hour show, some hands may not be televised so you may see a little of jumping of the dealer button.


So what do you get when you take celebrities away from the limelight, put $100,000 in chips in front of them and force them to play 21 hands of blackjack for charity?  You get the second season of CELEBRITY BLACKJACK!

This year, a full 13-week season will be contested. There will be ten four-player single-table matches with the winners getting $25,000 and advancing to the semi-finals. The top two from each of the two five-person semis will go to the Final Table for a crack at the $100,000 first prize, all for their charities. (It might be different but, according to the info on the official site on GSN.com, it would make the most sense.

For a brief explanation about the game of blackjack and how this tournament will be contested, check the first episode recap. But know that this match is played until a set amount of hands are played (in this case, the amount is 21).  If a player runs out of the $100,000 worth of chips s/he starts with (or has less than the minimum bet), s/he's out of the game.  The bets for each of the first ten hands must be between $1000 and $25,000. The final 11 hands will have a minimum bet of $5000, but NO maximum; a player can go all-in if so desired. After the set amount of hands are played, whoever has the most money will advance to the semi-finals.

And ALSO know that, for this special tournament, six JOKERS have been added to the six decks they play with.  A Joker can be substituted for any card on the table still in play (meaning, once a hand is stood on, it's no longer in-play). There were four last season but, since there are only four players, they upped that number. Also this season is the addition of FIVE-CARD CHARLIE, the kid's rule that says that, if you get dealt five cards without busting, you automatically win.

Lets meet the four celebs competing tonight (and their charities):

Lance Bass
(Animal Avengers)
Singer from the "boy band" 'N Sync; also wishes to become second "space tourist"

Chris Harrison
(Scleroderma Foundation)
Host of all renditions of ABC's hit "dating reality" shows, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette

Kathy Najimy
(Project Cuddle & Being Alive)
Comic actress; voice of Peggy on King of the Hill; CPS Tournament 3 vet

Kevin Hart
(Mothers In Charge)
Comic; one of the stars of "Soul Plane" and "Scary Movie 3"

We have Matt Vasgersian doing the play-by-play and the "bad boy of Blackjack" Dave Stann back to deal the cards...so let's get goin'!  Lance will always be "first base", where the dealer starts dealing the cards.  But the order shown, left to right, will be the betting and playing order starting with the "button".

HAND 1
Lance
BANK: $100,000
Chris
BANK: $100,000
Kathy
BANK: $100,000
Kevin
BANK: $100,000
Bet: $4000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $6000 Bet: $7000
J-4 = 14
J-4 = 14
6-K = 16
J-6 = 16
DEALER: Q
When the Dealer has a 10-point card, he must check his down card for an Ace. If he doesn't have one, the game continues as usual....
DEALER: Q-A = 21
BLACKJACK!
...but, if there IS an Ace, it's Blackjack, the hand ends and EVERYBODY losses!
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $96,000
BANK: $95,000
BANK: $94,000
BANK: $93,000

 

HAND 2
Chris
BANK: $95,000
Kathy
BANK: $94,000
Kevin
BANK: $93,000
Lance
BANK: $96,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $6000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000
A-5 = 6/16
7-9 = 16
6-9 = 15
Q-A = 11/21
DEALER: 5
Lance doesn't HAVE to take blackjack; he can choose to call his Ace a 1-point card and double-down. But taking the 3-to-2 is much safer.
DOUBLE: $10,000
STAND
STAND
BLACKJACK!
Basic Blackjack strategy: When a dealer has a LOW card (2 through 6) you should stand on any hard 13 or higher, since the Dealer most likely MUST hit and MIGHT bust. On soft hands (those with an Ace), you should hit on soft 17s or less and stand on soft 19s or 20s with a low Dealer card. On soft 18s, stand with a dealer 2 and double-down with a 3, 4, 5 or 6.
DEALER: 6-7 = 13
HIT: 3 = 16
HIT:
7 = 23
BUST
DD Card: ?
Total: ??
   
WIN
WIN

WIN

WIN 3-to-2
BANK: $105,000
BANK: $100,000
BANK: $103,000
BANK: $111,000

 

HAND 3
Kathy
BANK: $100,000
Kevin
BANK: $103,000
Lance
BANK: $111,000
Chris
BANK: $105,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $6000
Q-JOKER = ??
Q-5 = 15
K-2 = 12
Q-Q = 20 (split)
DEALER: 2
Chris' Queen
Q-Q = 20 (split)
New Card: J
Q-J = 20 (split)
STAND
STAND
HIT: 7 = 17
STAND
STAND
NEVER split 10-point cards, of the same rank or otherwise.
DEALER: 2-J = 12
HIT: 10 = 22
BUST
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $115,000
BANK: $113,000
BANK: $116,000
BANK: $111,000

This should be an EASY question: how does "the book" (of basic blackjack strategy) say you should play a 12-point hand against a Dealer's 2? Answer later on.

HAND 4
Kevin
BANK: $113,000
Lance
BANK: $116,000
Chris
BANK: $111,000
Kathy
BANK: $115,000
Bet: $20,000 Bet: $8000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $6000
Jamie-Lynn has bet her wedding day number... and Dave, liking the idea, follows suit. And Tori FINALLY bets more than the minimum... but not MUCH more.
K-7 = 17
4-4 = 8 (split)
5-2 = 7
4-3 = 7
DEALER: K
STAND
HIT: 5 = 13
HIT: 10 = 23
BUST
HIT: 4 = 11
HIT: J = 21
AUTO STAND
HIT: 5 = 12
HIT: Q = 22
BUST
Only split fours against a Dealer 5 or 6.
DEALER: K-3 = 13
HIT:
6 = 19
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
WIN
LOSS
BANK: $93,000
BANK: $108,000
BANK: $116,000
BANK: $109,000

 

HAND 5
Lance
BANK: $108,000
Chris
BANK: $116,000
Kathy
BANK: $109,000
Kevin
BANK: $93,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000
8-7 = 15
9-JOKER = ??
10-Q = 20 (split)
A-J = 11/21
DEALER: 7
Kevin's Ace
9-A = 10/20

New Card: J
J-J = 20 (split)

STAND

STAND

STAND
STAND
Hitting the 15 in this situation is 1/4 more advantageous than standing...but Lance stands anyway
DEALER: 7-A = 18
MUST STAND
It doesn't matter if it's a soft hand; the Dealer MUST stand on ALL hands 17 or higher.
LOSS
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $93,000
BANK: $126,000
BANK: $119,000
BANK: $98,000

 

HAND 6
Chris
BANK: $126,000
Kathy
BANK: $119,000
Kevin
BANK: $98,000
Lance
BANK: $93,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $13,000
8-8 = 16 (split)
3-10 = 13
10-10 = 20 (split)
4-2 = 6
DEALER: 8
ALWAYS split Aces and 8s.
SPLIT
$10,000 apiece
HIT: 9 = 22
BUST
STAND
HIT: 5 = 11
HIT: K = 21
AUTO STAND
8-2 = 10
DBL: $20K
8-8
SPLIT
$10,000 @
8-6=14
H:
4=18
STAND
8-5=13
H:
4=17
STAND
Chris now has $40,000 out on bets.
DEALER: 8-5 = 13
HIT:
K = 23
BUST
DD Card: 3
Total: 13
         
WIN
LOSS
WIN
WIN
BANK: $166,000
BANK: $109,000
BANK: $108,000
BANK: $106,000
In the last five hands, Chris has won $71,000!

So...what should you do with a 12 against a Dealer 2? You SHOULD know this since this game had JUST that scenario! "The book" says you should hit and hope against a 10-point card.

HAND 7
Kathy
BANK: $109,000
Kevin
BANK: $108,000
Lance
BANK: $106,000
Chris
BANK: $166,000
Bet: $8000 Bet: $18,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $1000
JOKER-3 = ??
4-A = 5/15
Q-10 = 20 (split)
10-8 = 18
DEALER: 2
Chris' 8
8-3 = 11
New Card: 3
10-3 = 13
DOUBLE: $16,000
DOUBLE: $36,000
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 2-10 = 12
HIT: 6 = 18
MUST STAND
DD Card: 5
Total: 16
DD Card: 7
Total: 12
   
LOSS
LOSS
WIN
LOSS
BANK: $93,000
BANK: $72,000
BANK: $116,000
BANK: $165,000

 

HAND 8
Kevin
BANK: $72,000
Lance
BANK: $116,000
Chris
BANK: $165,000
Kathy
BANK: $93,000
Bet: $22,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000
2-10 = 12
6-7 = 13
4-8 = 12
J-5 = 15
DEALER: J
HIT: A = 13
HIT: 4 = 17
STAND
HIT: 4 = 17
STAND
HIT: 7 = 19
STAND
HIT: J = 25
BUST
DEALER: J-3 = 13
HIT: 7 = 20
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $50,000
BANK: $106,000
BANK: $160,000
BANK: $73,000

 

HAND 9
Lance
BANK: $106,000
Chris
BANK: $160,000
Kathy
BANK: $73,000
Kevin
BANK: $50,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $1000 Bet: $17,000 Bet: $10,000
JOKER-J = ??
10-K = 20 (split)
A-6 = 7/17
6-K = 16
DEALER: K
Kathy's Ace
A-J = 11/21
New Card: 10
10-6 = 16
This is the first time in CBJ history that a Joker has been used to make a Blackjack!
BLACKJACK!
STAND
STAND
HIT: 2 = 18
STAND
Kathy SHOULD have gone with "the book" and hit. SHE would've had the 18 instead of Kevin.
DEALER: K-10 = 20
MUST STAND
Of course, she would've lost ANYWAY so...
WIN 3-to-2
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $128,500
BANK: $160,000
BANK: $56,000
BANK: $40,000
Kevin has dropped $68,000 in the last three hands. (OUCH!)

 

HAND 10
Chris
BANK: $160,000
Kathy
BANK: $56,000
Kevin
BANK: $40,000
Lance
BANK: $128,500
Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000
This is the last hand with a maximum bet limit; starting Hand 11, it'll be no-limit.
Q-10 = 20 (split)
7-10 = 17
5-K = 15
A-7 = 8/18
DEALER: 3
STAND
STAND
STAND
STAND
As stated before, "the book" says to double down on a soft 18 with a Dealer 3... but I'm guessing Lance doesn't want to say "Bye, Bye, Bye" to too many chips.
DEALER: 3-Q = 13
HIT: 7 = 20
MUST STAND
PUSH
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $160,000
BANK: $46,000
BANK: $35,000
BANK: $118,500

Heading into the halfway point, the stakes are raised to no-limit.  The minimum bet is $5000...but there is NO maximum!

HAND 11
Kathy
BANK: $46,000
Kevin
BANK: $35,000
Lance
BANK: $118,500
Chris
BANK: $160,000
Bet: $25,000 Bet: $7000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $10,000
7-J = 17
K-3 = 13
A-Q = 11/21
9-3 = 12
DEALER: Q
That's Lance's THIRD Blackjack and second in three hands!
STAND
HIT: 9 = 22
BUST
BLACKJACK!
HIT: 8 = 20
STAND
DEALER: Q-10 = 20
MUST STAND
That's FOUR STRAIGHT 20s for the Dealer...and THREE straight PUSHES for Chris!
LOSS
LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
PUSH
BANK: $21,000
BANK: $28,000
BANK: $141,000
BANK: $160,000

 

HAND 12
Kevin
BANK: $28,000
Lance
BANK: $141,000
Chris
BANK: $160,000
Kathy
BANK: $21,000
Bet: $13,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $6000
Q-2 = 12
4-4 = 8 (split)
9-9 = 18 (split)
9-9 = 18 (split)
DEALER: 10
"The book" says to split 9s IF the Dealer has anything but an Ace, a 7...or a 10-point card. You should only split 4s with a Dealer 5 or 6.
HIT: Q = 22
BUST
HIT: 5 = 13
HIT: 5 = 18
STAND

STAND

STAND
DEALER: 10-8 = 18
MUST STAND
Make that FOUR straight pushes for Chris.
LOSS
PUSH
PUSH
PUSH
BANK: $15,000
BANK: $141,000
BANK: $160,000
BANK: $21,000

 

HAND 13
Lance
BANK: $141,000
Chris
BANK: $160,000
Kathy
BANK: $21,000
Kevin
BANK: $15,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $6000 Bet: $5000
4-3 = 7
K-5 = 15

8-6 = 14

K-A = 11/21
DEALER: 8
HIT: J = 17
STAND
HIT: JOKER
Kathy's 6
= 21
AUTO STAND
New Card: 9
8-9 = 17
STAND
BLACKJACK!
The rule with the Joker is that the player can replace it with any live card OR the next card off the top of the shoe. Lance's hand was dead at the time, so his 4, 3 and Jack were safe. Kathy's 6, on the other hip, was fair game.
DEALER: 8-6 = 14
HIT: 8 = 22
BUST
WIN
WIN
WIN
WIN 3-to-2
BANK: $151,000
BANK: $165,000
BANK: $27,000
BANK: $22,500
In case you haven't been keeping track, that's Kathy's first win in eight hands!

 

HAND 14
Chris
BANK: $165,000
Kathy
BANK: $27,000
Kevin
BANK: $22,500
Lance
BANK: $151,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $12,000 Bet: $10,000
4-6 = 10
Q-2 = 12
J-5 = 15
A-A = 2/12 (split)
DEALER: 9
As I said, you should ALWAYS split Aces. In this tournament, though, you only get one card each for split Aces. AND, if a 10-point card arrives, it's NOT Blackjack; it's "merely" a 21.
DOUBLE: $10,000
HIT: 5 = 15
HIT: 3 = 18
STAND
HIT: 3 = 18
AUTO STAND
SPLIT
$10,000 apiece
A-8=19
A-9=20
Though doubling down on a 10 is more risky than on an 11, it IS the right thing to do against any Dealer card except an Ace or a 10-pointer. Besides, with Lance's split, Chris would lose likely lose the lead if he DIDN'T double-down. Ricki's and Kevin's 18s will only win 35% of the time against a 9.

DEALER: 9-8 = 17
MUST STAND

DD Card: 6
Total: 16
     
LOSS
WIN
WIN
WIN
BANK: $155,000
BANK: $47,000
BANK: $34,500
BANK: $171,000
And Lance takes the lead...as Chris predicted.

 

HAND 15
Kathy
BANK: $47,000
Kevin
BANK: $34,500
Lance
BANK: $171,000
Chris
BANK: $155,000
Bet: $5000 Bet: $19,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $10,000
8-6 = 14
6-K = 16
Q-2 = 12
J-8 = 18
DEALER: 5
STAND
STAND
STAND
STAND
DEALER: 5-5 = 10
HIT: 3 = 13
HIT: 8 = 21
MUST STAND
The Dealer can not split or double-down; he can only hit or stand.
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
BANK: $42,000
BANK: $15,500
BANK: $166,000
BANK: $145,000
And, with that, Kevin contracts Tourette's Syndrome.

 

HAND 16
Kevin
BANK: $15,500
Lance
BANK: $166,000
Chris
BANK: $145,000
Kathy
BANK: $42,000
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $8000 Bet: $30,000
K-9 = 19
5-4 = 9
9-3 = 12
3-4 = 7
DEALER: K
STAND
HIT: J = 19
STAND
HIT: 2 = 14
HIT: 6 = 20
STAND
HIT: 5 = 12
HIT: 8 = 20
STAND
Luck is on Kathy's side; a 20 will beat a Dealer's 10-pointer 96% of the time.
DEALER: K-6 = 16
HIT: 4 = 20
MUST STAND
LOSS
LOSS
PUSH
PUSH
BANK: $5500
BANK: $161,000
BANK: $145,000
BANK: $42,000

 

HAND 17
Lance
BANK: $161,000
Chris
BANK: $145,000
Kathy
BANK: $42,000
Kevin
BANK: $5500
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $30,000 Bet: $5000
Kevin is all-in at this point. If he loses, he will not have enough to cover a minimum bet and will thus be out of the tournament.
K-A = 11/21
A-4 = 5/15
10-3 = 13
3-2 = 5
DEALER: 2
Lance's FOURTH Blackjack! Kathy says she'll give Dave anything he asks for if she gets an Ace for a Blackjack...so Dave gives her Lance's Ace!
BLACKJACK!
HIT: A = 6/16
STAND
STAND
HIT: 4 = 9
HIT: 2 = 11
HIT: 10 = 21
5-CARD CHARLIE!
Kevin becomes the first person to get a "five-card Charlie" in this tournament!
DEALER: 2-A = 3/13
HIT: 2 = 5/15
HIT: Q = 15
HIT: A = 16
HIT: 2 = 18
MUST STAND
The Dealer CAN'T get a 5-card Charlie...like it mattered.
WIN 3-to-2
LOSS
LOSS
WIN
BANK: $176,000
BANK: $140,000
BANK: $12,000
BANK: $10,500

 

HAND 18
Chris
BANK: $140,000
Kathy
BANK: $12,000
Kevin
BANK: $10,500
Lance
BANK: $176,000
Bet: $15,000 Bet: $12,000 Bet: $10,000 Bet: $10,000
Now both Kathy AND Kevin are all-in!
Q-5 = 15
A-9 = 10/20
J-9 = 19
9-9 = 18 (split)
DEALER: 8
HIT: 10 = 25
BUST
STAND
STAND
STAND
After winning all those hands, Chris has lost six and pushed five of the last 11.
DEALER: 8-J = 18
MUST STAND
LOSS
WIN
WIN
PUSH
BANK: $125,000
BANK: $24,000
BANK: $20,500
BANK: $176,000

 

HAND 19
Kathy
BANK: $24,000
Kevin
BANK: $20,500
Lance
BANK: $176,000
Chris
BANK: $125,000
Bet: $24,000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $15,000 Bet: $15,000
Q-4 = 14
K-10 = 20
6-9 = 15
7-10 = 17
Even if Kevin WANTED to split, he can't, since he doesn't have the money to do it.
DEALER: 8
HIT: 7 = 21
AUTO STAND
STAND
HIT: 6 = 21
AUTO STAND
STAND
DEALER: 8-8 = 16
HIT: 2 = 18
MUST STAND
WIN
WIN
WIN
LOSS
BANK: $48,000
BANK: $40,500
BANK: $191,000
BANK: $110,000

 

HAND 20
Kevin
BANK: $40,500
Lance
BANK: $191,000
Chris
BANK: $110,000
Kathy
BANK: $48,000
Bet: $40,000 Bet: $5000 Bet: $20,000 Bet: $48,000
2-4 = 6
7-Q = 17
7-6 = 13
A-J = 11/21
FINALLY, Kathy gets a Blackjack!! If she takes it, she'll have won $100,000 in just THREE HANDS!
DEALER: 9
HIT: 2 = 8
HIT: K = 18
STAND
STAND
HIT: 3 = 16
STAND
BLACKJACK!
DEALER: 9-6 = 15
HIT: 2 = 17
MUST STAND
And that's FOUR straight double-ups for Kevin; the odds of THAT are about 28-1! Had Chris followed strategy, he'd've had an 18 and a chance to win. As such...
WIN
WIN
LOSS
WIN 3-to-2
BANK: $80,500
BANK: $196,000
BANK: $90,000
BANK: $120,000

It all comes down to this one hand.  The winner gets $25,000 for his or her charity and a spot in the Semi-Final Table.  The others get $10,000 for their respective charities.  For the final hand, the players all make blind bets, so nobody knows what the others have bet until its revealed!

FINAL HAND!
Lance
BANK: $196,000
Chris
BANK: $90,000
Kathy
BANK: $120,000
Kevin
BANK: $80,500
Bet: $10,000 Bet: $90,000 Bet: $120,000 Bet: $80,000
Here's how it stands. Chris and Kevin each need a Blackjack AND a loss by Lance to pull ahead of him. Kathy just needs to win and have Lance lose. If Lance wins, he wins the table.
3-A = 4/14
J-5 = 15
3-10 = 13
K-8 = 18
Kevin is out of the running...and Lance can knock Chris out by NOT doubling down.
DEALER: A
The Dealer has to ask for insurance first...
INSURANCE: $5000
No Insurance
No Insurance
INSURANCE: $500
Not that it matters, but Kevin is the first to take insurance in CBJ history. If Dave DOES have Blackjack, he'll lose his original bet but win twice his Insurance bet. Lance, however, has opebned the door for Chris or Kathy to steal the game if the Dealer does NOT have Blackjack. Dave started the game with a Blackjack and hasn't had one since...
DEALER: A-J = 21
BLACKJACK!
...until now!
LOSS
INSURANCE: $10,000
LOSS
LOSS
LOSS
INSURANCE: $1000
BANK: $186,000
WINNER!
BANK: $0
BANK: $0
BANK: $1000

So Animal Avenger reaps in $25,000 thanks to the boy band boy's fortune that Dave had the Blackjack. He's off to the Semi-Final Table where, HOPEFULLY, he'll spend just a little more time on strategy!