Night: Adam vs. Porsche vs. Rachel
So here's what you missed on Big Brother.
Two models, a rock star, a helplessly desperate single man, an outdoorsy
mom, a writer, a cocktail waitress, and...
guy... lodged in a soundstage in Southern California fashioned to
look like a house, not knowing that they're actually going to play in
teams AND against six returning contestants... of which one left
prematurely. The twist put five people on the fast track to the jury
house, but a surprise would put a previously-exiled player BACK in the
house. That person got back into the game, much to the chagrin of...
guy... Then a war between newbies and veterans would put a two
celebrities and a celebrity-in-his-own-head into varying positions of
influence into the day to day actions, which led us to the rocker, the
cocktail waitress, and the crying chick with the zit on her face in the
final three. Did we mention a Zingbot going to Comic-Con and a busted
fortune teller? Because that's important. And that's what you missed...
on Big Brother. *GLEE!*
It is now... DAY 75. Time to determine
the final HOH, reunite the fallen, and crown a grand champion of this
year's "Big Brother".
HOH COMPETITION #12: Stage 1 - Big
You'll need the perfect blend of strength
and stamina. Last one standing wins and automatically passes through to
the final stage...
Porsche has a final two deal with Rachel.
But can she be trusted?
After nearly 30 minutes... Adam drops
out, wanting to conserve whatever strength he has left for the next
round. Over 15 minutes later... Porsche drops out, giving Rachel the hot
route to the final round.
And Porsche's stuck.
HOH COMPETITION #12: Stage 2 - Underwater
Remembering the correct order of HOHs in
the game? Easy? Doing it underwater for time? Not so much. Fastest takes
on Rachel for the final HOH.
The order: Rachel, Jordan, Rachel,
Daniele, Kalia, Daniele, Jeff, Kalia, Porsche, Rachel, Adam, Rachel.
Adam would know the correct order. He's
been bouncing around like crazy trying to kiss booty to each and every
one. The downside? He takes his goggles off and throws them to the side
in order to finish. Big mistake.
Turns out to be a better-than-two-minute
mistake, as Porsche wins, 3:50 to 6:03.
And now, for the final time this
season... ATTENTION HOUSEGUESTS, YOU ARE LIVE ON CBS, PLEASE DO NOT
HOH COMPETITION #12: Stage 3 - Fallen
Brendon said, "The moment in the house
that I'm afraid to have my friends and family see is..."
a) "...the moment I was evicted the second time."
b) "...not doing better in endurance competitions."
CORRECT: A (Still at zero)
Damn it, what'd I just say... NO
Daniele said, "The most shocking moment in the house was when..."
a) "...America voted Brendon back into the game"
b) "...I found out my dad would not be returning to the game"
CORRECT: B (Rachel leads, 1-0)
Shelly said, "The fatal error I made in the house was..."
a) "...turning against Jeff & Jordan"
b) "...voting to evict Jeff one week too soon"
CORRECT: B (Rachel leads, 1-0)
Jeff said, "The best thing about being in the house was..."
a) "...getting to spend the Summer with Jordan"
b) "...getting rid of Daniele"
CORRECT: A (Rachel STILL leads, 1-0)
Kalia said, "The biggest lie told in the
house this season was..."
a) "...that Adam was loyal to the newbies"
b) "...anything that came out of Shelly's mouth"
CORRECT: B (RACHEL WINS, 2-0)
And she will only have ONE thing to do
tonight: choose who to evict.
... as soon as she stops crying.
EVICTION VOTE #12
A half-million dollar decision coming...
By Rachel's vote... ADAM POCH... WILL NOT
BE COMPETING FOR $500,000.
THE FINAL JUDGMENT
Brendon asks why Rachel should be
rewarded for saying hurtful things. She said she should be awarded based
on gameplay. Jordan wants to know what Porsche did to deserve a million.
She decided to play a social game. Kalia asks Rachel the same question.
She says that she played the hardest and won the most. Shelly asks
Porsche when she started to play the game for real... Week one, when she
turned her ally Keith on the house.
Final arguments. Rachel says that she was
one of the biggest targets in the game. She had to either win or be on
the block. She played her heart out, even to the point of exposure. She
made strategic decisions and played a social game. Porsche said that
everyone in the jury voted for her week one. She said that she was here
to compete respectfully. Hopefully she was able to do just that.
Okay, the vote to win is FOUR. But
first.. Heh... Time for the others to face the music... and the first
five houseguests to exit the house.
Okay, it's time for moment-of-truth time.
Never mind the power. Never mind the false titles. This is for money.
Loser gets $50K. Winner gets $500K.
Altogether now... DUH.
And by a vote of 4-3, RACHEL REILLY IS
THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S BIG BROTHER! She gets $500,000... Porsche
Briggs, a tenth of that.
Now one more prize needs to be addressed,
America's Favorite Houseguest. Damn it Rachel, stop cussin'!
America has been voting online and over
the SMS all week, and we have a winner. And the winner... JEFF
SCHROEDER! That's $25,000!
Congratulations! You made it to the end!
Now maybe you want to do something crazy with your summer and PLAY the
game. Go to CBS.com/bigbrother for more information.
And so for the 13th time, thanks for
reading this summer. For everyone at GSNN, I'm Chico Alexander saying...
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