Seven: The Women Tell All - February
Chris Harrison is finally earning his salary. He
hosts the rejected women of The Bachelor telling all. [Of course, they really
dont tell all, but Chris said that they do, so I typed it.]
First we are reintroduced to the women that Travis dumped. Lisa, Princess, Sara
H., Kathy, Liza, April, Kyle, Venus, Courtney, Jaime, Elizabeth, Sarah B, Jehan,
Tara [who seems sober], Cole, Kristen, Ali D., Yvonne, Shiloh, Jennifer and
Susan are all waiting to experience minute number fourteen of their fifteen
minutes of fame. Interestingly enough Allie Reproduction G isnt present. [I
bet she hasnt returned to work yet, out of sheer shame.]
Chris talks about the day that Travis met the women. Jennifer talks about how
wonderful Travis is, Tara talks about how surreal the whole experience was and
Kristen says that Travis was the best Bachelor ever.
Chris called Emoting Susan into the hot seat to talk with her. He asks her about
her intentions and sincerity and a recap is played of Travis worrying about her
intent, Susans parents trashing her, the other girls trashing her and the
expletive-filled limo trip away from the Chateau. Susan says that people can
think what they want to think about her, but she was being real. She says that
she was falling in love with Travis and her feelings scared and continue to
scare her. Nobody seems to believe her. Chris mentions that even Susans mother
thought that she was being fake. Susan says that her mother is upset at the
whole situation. Jehan brings up the fact that Susan never talked about Travis
the same way that she talked about her ex-fiancée. Jennifer says that Susan once
said that she might go back with her fiancée, so she doubts her ability to fall
in love with Travis so fast. Susan gets attacked by the women, who all recount
specific incidents making it seem as though Susan was only on the show to
further her acting career and she starts crying. Chris finally tells the other
women to stop. He asks her why she is crying and she keeps saying that she did
fall for Travis and that people shouldnt doubt her motives.
Sarah B next goes to the hot seat, singled out due to the fact that she was
given the first rose. The women grouse about her baby voice, her lack of
maturity and her age. Recaps are shown of Sarah acting up, including one of her
dates where she got really drunk and apparently couldnt remember a thing that
Travis said on their one-on-one date. Chris asks Ivonne who annoyed everyone
more, Sarah B. or Jennifer? Ivonne says that Sarah definitely did. Chris asks
Sarah what broke her and Travis up, and she says that they broke up because she
couldnt handle the fact that he was dating other women.
Next, Chris talks about the worst crash and burns on the show, and calls
Kristen over to the hot seat. She is shown in recaps playing with toilet paper
and making her unfortunate teeth out of lemon peel. Interestingly enough, Tara
is shown telling Kristen that she should make her teeth on her date with Travis.
Chris asks her if she really thought that the teeth would win over Travis, and
she says that she did. Chris mentions that she was a favorite in the house and
in the viewing audience of the show.
Chris says that Allie G is the only contestant to verbally attack a Bachelor on
the first date. A recap is shown of Allie haranguing him and being obnoxious.
Chris says that Allie declined to be on the show. Sarah B. says that during the
rose ceremony she was standing next to Allie complaining that her feet hurt. She
says that she when complained, Allie told her to shut the fuck up, you cant
say anything, you have the first rose.
Travis comes out to talk to Chris. Travis says he feels bad about how Susan has
been attacked and he wants to defend her. He says that he didnt think she was
acting, and he thinks she is an exceptional woman. Sarah B. wants to know why
their chemistry failed, and he says that it stems from the time that he jumped
up in the tree and she didnt remember. He says that once the chemistry was
lost, it couldnt be regained. Kristen wants to know if Travis dumped her
because of the teeth. Travis says that nobody could ever say a bad thing about
her, and mentions the fact that he has a friend who really loves her. Chris
wants to know what Travis thinks about Allie. Travis says that Allie shocked
him, but he wants to let her move on, he doesnt really want to talk about the
There is a blooper reel of women complaining about their body odor, burping,
drinking and spewing. The whole thing isnt really funny and it seems like it
was put together to fill up time. The funniest bit is of Travis and Sarah S.
(from Tennessee) thanking Travis at the dinner table for giving her his meat.
She goes on to say that she loves his meat and they laugh hysterically.
Chris asks the women what they think of the remaining two women, Moana and
Sarah. Ivonne says that both women are completely different and she thought that
both would be among the first to go. Jehan says that she hopes that Sarah wins.
She says that Moana rubbed her the wrong way. A mini-movie is shown with Moana
being unstable and emotional. Shiloh says that one day Moana would be a friend,
and the next she would be an enemy. Susan says that she was mean to Moana
because she was jealous. Jennifer says that there was times when Moana was
really nice. She did peoples makeup or made breakfast for the other girls. The
girls start saying that as they watched the show they began to see that Moana
had a softer side and they began to like her more.
Next week: the two hour finale where Travis must choose between Sarah and Moana.