I Need Hair to Be
PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE...ten
Americans flew from the heat of Tanzania...to the HOTTER heat of
Cochin, India. They danced a Bollywood number, played cricket and
drove auto-rickshaws before ending up at a beautiful 18th-Century
palace. Rachel & Dave (Team Yellow Ribbon) won their fifth Leg...while
Bopper & Mark (Sons of Anar-KY) took TWELVE attempts to finish
the ROADBLOCK and, thus, finished last. But, for the second time,
they were saved by an N.E.L., meaning they must finish a SPEED BUMP
like before but they're still Racing. Five teams are STILL running
around this blue-green planet of ours...who will drop out NEXT?!?
0653 LOCAL TIME
Five times before, the soldier and
his wife have started a Leg off in front. They can taste the million
already as they start Leg 10 with this clue:
RUB YOUR TEMPLES!
Travel by taxi to Daiva Vili
Bhagvathi Kshetram Temple in the town of Chandiroor. There,
you will receive a greeting from the head priest...as well
as your next clue. As a sign of respect, before approaching
the priest, you MUST remove your shoes.
You have $25 for this Leg
of the Race.
They believe that the
only team that can beat Team Yellow Ribbon...is Team Yellow Ribbon.
And they vow to keep the communication together non-hostile and
supportive. The other teams departure times (local zone) are:
Brendon & Rachel (Team Oh, Brother!): 0720
Art & JJ (Team Border Watch): 0728
Vanessa & Ralph (Team It's Complicated!): 0732
Bopper & Mark: 1038
As the first four teams
depart and get auto-rickshaws to the temple, Bopper & Mark have
more time to recuperate. Mark has suffered from heatstroke since
the previous day's Bollywood bomb-out. He's on an IV drip, getting
rehydrated. He's has three hours to rest before he and Bopper must
continue their Race to...
VILI BHAGVATHI KSHETRAM
Rachel & Dave arrive
at the temple, remove their footwear and approach the elderly head
priest. He hands each of them a leaf with various herbs and beans
on it...followed by their next clue. Inside is a FAST FORWARD...but,
considering they've already DONE one, they can't do THIS one...so
they're stuck with this:
DOWN ON THE
Make your way to Pattanacaud
Coir Mats and Matting. Search the grounds for the next clue.
As they head off in their auto-rickshaw,
Brendon & Rachel arrive. They're honored to be in this temple...but
they seem overjoyed when they see this:
A FAST FORWARD
ALLOWS ONE TEAM TO BYPASS ALL OTHER TASKS ON THIS LEG AND
GO DIRECTLY TO THE PIT STOP!
To win this FAST FORWARD,
one team must engage in a traditional Indian good fortune
ritual! Make your way to Mutharaman Devastan and search for
a priest who will perform this ritual. Once the ritual is
complete, he will give you the FAST FORWARD clue to the next
PIT STOP! First come, first serve.
Despite not what the ritual is, Team
Oh, Brother! are keen to beat everyone who hates them (which is
pretty much everyone) so they head off. And, just then, Vanessa
& Ralph arrive (Art & JJ had a hard time finding a rickshaw).
They decide to play it safe and skip the FAST FORWARD. As they head
off, several big-bellied tiger-looking dancers arrive on the scene.
Hmmm...curious. Anyway, Team Border Watch arrives, takes the gift
and - since they, ALSO, have already done a FAST FORWARD - head
for the matting shop.
DEVASTAN HINDU TEMPLE
Brendon & Rachel arrive at the
temple and jog inside to find the priests. On the floor mat between
them, there is a placard that reads as follows:
It is a custom in India to
express gratitude for good
fortune. Those who are
willing to express their
gratitude by sacrificing their
beauty are given blessings in
proportion to their sacrifice.
To win the
each of you must have your
(For the record, the LAST team to do this particular FAST FORWARD
- Uchenna & Joyce [Team Will Race For Food] from AR7 - ended
up WINNING the Race.)
Well,...uh,...maybe Team Oh, Brother!
should've done their homework...seems every FAST FORWARD in India
ends up like this. Brendon seems OK with it; he's gone the Lex Luthor
route a time or two. But Rachel? She had paid $500 for "extensions"
before this Race...and it ain't worth a million to lose them. Brendon
understands and the couple re-join the rickshaw and head for...
COIR MATS AND MATTING
Team It's Complicated! arrive and the
clue awaits them outside amid a mess of twine. And it is the next:
AT THE END OF THEIR ROPE? (NOTE: BRENDON AND BOPPER MUST
PERFORM THIS ROADBLOCK!)
This southern state of India
is known as the "Land of Coconut Trees" since 70%
of the country's supply comes from here. One team member must
enter this 50-year-old facility and use the husks of coconuts
to spin 40 feet of rope. Then you must spin four large bundles
of made rope onto one spindle. Once the worker deems your
work done, they will hand you your next clue.
(The reason that Brendon and Bopper
MUST do this is because the last Leg will have two ROADBLOCKs and
each team member must take part in one. Since the "six Roadblocks
per member" rule is still in effect and since Rachel R. and
Mark have each already completed five, Bopper and Brendon must now
complete all Roadblocks leading up to the last Leg. The other teams
have each completed four apiece, so they can choose who does THIS
one while the other member does the one in the NEXT Leg.)
The team decides that Ralph should
do this task, so he heads inside, picks a worker and gets dressed
up in a sarong before getting to work. There is a LOT of coconut
hair around. The worker gets Ralph to grab a bunch, attach it to
a spinning wheel and start to make the rope. He gets about three
feet before the rope breaks from the group. As he starts again,
Team Yellow Ribbon arrives and Dave is chosen to spin the rope.
Right behind them is Team Border Watch, who picks Art. The three
men don't do so well, but they're getting the gist.
Back at the PIT STOP, it's one hour
before Sons of Anar-KY begin and Mark is feeling MUCH better. According
to him, he's "taken enough water to float a battleship"
and he's confident that he and Bopper can win this Race.
Dave asks the important question to
Ralph: "Why the hell are we doing this?" Ralph has no
answer. In comparing HIS rope to the rope the WORKER is making,
it's obvious to Dave he's making a mess. Of course, the clue didn't
say it had to be GOOD rope, did it? Ah, and here come the FAST FORWARD
rejecters. And since they still HAVE hair on their noggins, Brendon
MUST do this ROADBLOCK (turning the rope factory into a sausage-fest).
Everyone is wondering why the team is even THERE and why they aren't
en route to the PIT STOP instead? They're both mum about it. JJ
is the most upset; if Bopper & Mark do the FAST FORWARD, one
of the teams here is most likely history. He wonders if anyone in
this game is thinking strategy!
The spinning continues as the four
men's ropes get longer and longer...even though they snap from time
to time. Dave is the first to make it to 40 feet and, thus, grabs
four bunches of pre-made rope in preparation of making a spool.
He places them on a rotary tripod of sorts and starts spinning the
spool, using a small tool to guide it. As he starts, both Art and
Ralph finish THEIR ropes and gather more. Brendon is a bit flustered...but
whether it's because the task is hard or because they shouldn't
have had to DO it is still questionable.
The spools go round and round...and
Dave's hand starts to bleed as the "handle" is just a
nail. As they approach completion, Brendon finishes HIS rope and
tries to catch up. But it's Ralph who finishes his spool, places
it on a rack and gets the thumbs-up from the worker. He and Vanessa
get handed this clue:
STORM THE FORT!
Make your way to Fort Kochi,
once there, search the are for a temple barber working under
an ancient tree. The barber will give you your next clue.
Down the alley the divorcees go...and
down goes Vanessa! She moans loudly that her ankle is hurt as Ralph
runs back to look at her. Sadly for them, the Race continues and
Dave finishes his spool and he & Rachel leave the ROADBLOCK
in second. Vanessa is able to stand and believes all she did was
twist it. A little stretching and she seems to be able to walk.
The ankle still hurts as they get to the rickshaw, but she'll persevere.
As their ride leaves and Team Yellow
Ribbon's follows, the other two men work the remainder of their
spools. JJ then asks Rachel about the FAST FORWARD...and when Rachel
said what it was, JJ understood how difficult that would've been
for Rachel. Still, he tries to convince Rachel to change her mind
and get BACK to it...since that task would not be hard at all for
Bopper & Mark. He even tells Rachel she'd look GOOD bald. In
truth, JJ knows Rachel is very gullible and that a little praise
will go a LONG way. As Art finishes (and he argues with JJ about
their position in the Race), Rachel is left thinking about JJ's
words and feels it's HER fault they're in "last" right
now. The team leaves in fourth...
...and only NOW do Bopper & Mark
leave the PIT STOP. They board a standard car taxi and look for
Two rickshaws arrive on
this narrow street and the two couples exit them. Rachel & Dave
are the first to find the barber, shaving a man outside under an
ancient tree. He hands the clue to them...as well as for Vanessa
& Ralph right behind them...and they find out it's another:
PACK A BOX
PACHYDERM: Head to a nearby
field where pachyderms (elephants) await. Following an example,
you must properly decorate an elephant with a headdress and
decorative golden ornaments. After the master of ceremonies
gives your decoration the thumbs-up, you must then fill and
transport 15 wheelbarrows full of elephant manure to a nearby
truck. Once the delivery is complete, the MC will hand you
your next clue.
PACK A BOX: Almost half the
spices in the world come from India. Head to the Ginger Palace,
a ginger processing center, pick up ten empty wooden crates
and fill them all with dry ginger. You must sift the ginger
so that they are the correct weight. Once the boxes are full,
you must seal and stencil each box for shipping and then deliver
them to a nearby depot. Once all ten boxes are signed, sealed
and delivered, the shipping manager will hand you your next
Both teams choose PACHYDERM and speed
off. Team Oh, Brother!'s rickshaw then arrives followed by Team
Border Watch. As they find the barber, the couple chooses PACHYDERM...while
the men decide they can win this Leg on manual labor and go for
PACK A BOX.
As Sons of Anar-KY arrive at the temple,
they clearly see what they've been dreading. And not just the stout
tiger-painted dancers that were there before. I'm referring to their
Having been spared elimination
in the last Leg, you have now incurred a Speed Bump which
must be completed before continuing on the Leg.
For this task, you must paint
the tiger on the belly of a Pulikali Tiger Dance (just like
the other dancers around him) and prepare him for the dance.
When the other dancers are satisfied with your work and have
performed a dance for you, you may continue in hopes of making
up for lost time.
Well,...shouldn't take THAT long, right?
They grab the black paint and start to draw outlines of the eyes
on the dancer's...uh...man-boobs. Bopper's confident, having painted
rocks with his daughter back home quick often.
Over at the park of pachyderms, three
teams arrive and pick out elephants to decorate while a rather loud
native band plays. Vanessa LOVES this since her house is LOADED
with elephant- and monkey-based trinkets. Vanessa and the Rachels
mount the necks of this massive land mammals and get to putting
on the headdress and neck decorations while the guys direct from
below. Team Yellow Ribbon finishes their elephant first and gets
the OK from the MC. Now comes the NASTY part; the pachy-dung. But
the couple's midwestern roots help them; Rachel sorts the manure
from the straw (with gloved hands, natch) and Dave shovels and hauls.
As Dave dumps the first wheelbarrow-full, Team It's Complicated!
gets the thumbs-up and get to shovelling...followed closely by Team
Oh, Brother!. It's a battle to see who can, literally, get their
s@#t together first!
Meanwhile, at the Ginger Palace, Art
& JJ arrive and decide to stencil the boxes FIRST to save time.
As far as can be told, there's no rule against that...but we'll
see at the Leg's end. As they stencil, they argue how Brendon &
Rachel weren't brave enough to have what could've been a million-dollar
haircut...and hopes Bopper & Mark aren't as brave. Once stenciled,
they bring the boxes inside and watch the process of how the ginger
is sifted. Art makes sure he & JJ are doing it exactly the right
way...which makes JJ mumble a bit as to the tedium. This might take
Team Yellow Ribbon dumps their 12th
load when Brendon hauls over their ninth...though Vanessa takes
note that Brendon & Rachel think it's their TENTH. They're both
hoping the FAST FORWARD hasn't been taken by Bopper & Mark.
Well, not YET; Sons of Anar-KY are
still painting the tiger. The dancers take a look at the finished
product and dance around as they like what they see! The SPEED BUMP
being complete, the boys head to the priest, get their gift and
their clue. They're not sure what the FAST FORWARD "ritual"
(which Bopper pronounces "roulette") is...but, hell, they
might as well take a chance.
As expected, Rachel & Dave are
the first to complete the DETOUR, dumping the 15th and final load
of manure into the truck (as Team It's Complicated! dumps #14).
They go back to the MC, who hands them this clue:
TAKE A FERRY
TO THE NEXT PIT STOP!
Travel by ferry to the famous
Chenna Vala Fishing Nets in Vypin. They are a Chinese method
of catching fish brought to India centuries ago and are now
the PIT STOP for this Leg of the Race!
WARNING! The last team to
check-in MAY BE ELIMINATED!
(As there've been the usual three N.E.L.s
in the Race already, I don't think there's any "may be"
about it this time!)
The couple take off for the ferry just
as Ralph dumps the last hunk of dung into the truck and he &
Vanessa depart the DETOUR in second. It's not much longer before
Team Oh, Brother! finishes the task and leaves in third.
Rachel & Dave arrive at the ferry
to the nets...but it seems they're one of the first ones there.
It becomes a "hurry up and wait" game as they hop the
other teams don't make it in time and make it a foot race to the
PIT STOP. As the others dash to it, Dave tries to bribe the captain
to close the gates and get going...and it seems to work, as the
captain is preparing to go. And just as Brendon & Rachel arrive,
the ferry departs! DOH!
As Bopper & Mark continue their
way to Muthraraman Devastan and what they hope is their life-saver
for the Race, Art & JJ are starting to wonder if they didn't
take the wrong DETOUR. It's grueling work and they're not even half-way
done at this point. But they vow to keep going since they're so
entrenched. They pass the time by pretending to be Team Yellow Ribbon
and arguing with each other like they do.
If only they knew where they were now...which
VALA FISHING NETS
It's a bit of a jog from
the ferry to the nets, but Rachel & Dave take it in stride.
They find Phil and the fisherman greeter and are declared, for the
SIXTH time, Team # 1 for the Leg. And, for winning THIS time, they
receive...not FIVE thousand US dollars each...but TEN thousand each!!
Now, the record for most Legs won in one Race is seven (done by
both Nick & Starr from AR13 and Meghan & Cheyne from AR15)...and
you better believe Team Yellow Ribbon are aiming for that and SURPASSING
that to win the million!
Either the ferries run
every few minutes...or the other two teams on the Leg haven't done
anything...because the next we see is Team Oh, Brother! running
to the mat followed closely by Team It's Complicated! They are checked-in
as Teams #2 and #3 respectively. Vanessa's ankle seems all right
to her. But then...Phil asks if any Rules of the Race had been broken
that he doesn't know about (I'm sure he was being facetious; he's
a reality show host and, thus, knows EVERYHTING going on). Vanessa
talks about how she was counting the loads of crap others were shoveling
and wasn't sure who came up one short. This starts a yelling match
between Vanessa and Rachel. Phil then tries to be like DR. Phil
and figure out where they antipathy between them comes from. Seems
it started all the way back at the first Leg. But the men decide
enough is enough; they have already been checked-in so there are
NO penalties and NO need for bickering. The girls apologize to each
other - somewhat - and all seems, if not well, then at least stable.
Team Border Watch have
finished their ginger packaging and are putting them on the cart
to bring them to the shipping area...when JJ cuts his pinky on the
sheet metal uses to keep the lid on a crate. It's bleeding pretty
badly, but he musters through it...though he DOES argue with Art
as they cart it out.
Sons of Anar-KY finally
arrive at the FAST FORWARD...and they are THRILLED at the prospect!
After all, Mark's already Nick Fury-smooth...and Bopper has no problem
mimicking it. They laugh that there was no way Team Oh, Brother!
was going to do this. Bopper says they could amputate his LEG if
it meant winning a million dollars for his kids.
As the locks are clipped,
the ginger is shipped and Art & JJ receive the PIT STOP clue.
They get the rickshaw as the shearing of Bopper's locks is complete.
Sons of Anar-KY get this clue:
YOU HAVE WON THE FAST FORWARD!
You are now free to bypass
all other tasks on this Leg and take a ferry to the PIT STOP
for this Leg of the Race: the famous Chenna Vala Fishing Nets
WARNING! The last team to
check-in MAY BE ELIMINATED!
So...two all-male teams
are heading to the ferry to the PIT STOP...but it seems likely that
only ONE of them will continue Racing after it's said and done.
While Bopper & Mark's car speeds down the road, Art & JJ's
rickshaw gets stuck in traffic as a bus has jammed a car in front
of them against the wall. It's cleared away...but do they have enough
The sun starts to sink
low...the nets are being hauled up for drying after a long day...and
Phil and the fisherman see two American men running up to the mat.
When they hit, Phil states:
& JJ...things just haven't gone your way today. Guys,...you
are Team # 4."
It takes a few seconds
for this message to seep into the tired minds of Team Border Watch
before they hug each other...and Phil SWEARS he saw a tear in JJ's
eye! They both deny it...but there's NO denying that they are CONFIDENT
that they'll win this Race!
The only other time a
team had won the FAST FORWARD in the American version of the Race
and STILL was eliminated was WAY back in AR3 when Dennis & Andrew
sauntered their way to the PIT STOP and ended up going home on Leg
3. Bopper & Mark made it MUCH further, but they join that father/son
team in Race infamy. They hit the mat...and, though Bopper gets
complimented on the do, Phil sadly tells them that they're going
home. But...they figured as much at the start. They are happy to
have come this far against serious competition. And if Kentucky
ain't proud of their kin,...SHAME on them!
AFTER LEG 10:
Throughout COCHIN, INDIA
1) Rachel &
Dave (EVEN) - Express Pass (USED), Grenada, Ford Taurus, Costa
Rica, St. Lucia, $10G
2) Brendon & Rachel (EVEN)
3) Vanessa & Ralph (+1)
4) Art & JJ (-1) - Bahamas, $2500, Thailand
ELIMINATED) Bopper & Mark (EVEN) (5th) - $2500 [gifted
by Art & JJ], Hawai'i
ELIMINATED) Nary & Jamie (6th)
ELIMINATED) Joey "Fitness" & Danny (7th)
ELIMINATED) Kerri & Stacy (8th)
ELIMINATED) Elliot & Andrew (9th)
ELIMINATED) Dave & Cherie (10th)
ELIMINATED) Misa & Maiya (11th)
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