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We Love Your Country
Already, It Is Very Spacious
October 30
PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE:
Eight teams traveled around Phuket, Thailand, riding elephants,
diving for ceramic koi fish, disassembling and reassemling small
shrines and then taking a LONG bus trip to Bangkok just to feed
REAL koi fish. In the end, Amani & Marcus (Team Hut-Hut!) won
their first Leg and a trip to Bali. Liz & Marie (Team Twin Grads)
had to deal with a SPEED BUMP, giving ALL their money to a cabbie,
nearly missing their bus and having to BEG to be driven around Bangkok
before learning that it was all for naught and they were eliminated.
Seven teams continue their trek for the million...who will be Philiminated
NEXT?!!
PIT STOP
#5
M.R. KUKRIT HERITAGE HOME
BANGKOK, THAILAND
0722 LOCAL TIME
It feels GOOD to be in the front of
the pack...even if it's only a minute's lead. But Amani & Marcus
will take it as they rip-and-read THIS clue to start Leg 6:
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FLY TO LILONGWE,
MALAWI!
Fly more than 5000 across
the Indian Ocean to Lilongwe, the capital of Malawi in southern
Africa. Once you land, head for Gate #7 and a tobacco warehouse.
Your clue is in a box outside the door.
You have $365 for this Leg
of the Race.
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Amani seems VERY pleased
to be going to Malawi. That's because they've never been there before...so
we'll see how that works out for them. The other teams' deaprture
times (local time):
Bill & Cathi (Team Sexagenarians): 0723
Ernie & Cindy (Team Contradiction): 0724
Justin & Jennifer (Team Georgia Sibs): 0729
Andy & Tommy (Team Snow Shredders): 0806
Laurence & Zac (Team Drake Wannabes): 0807
Jeremy & Sandy (Team Get-To-Know): 0922
With all seven teams seperated
by two hours...and what could be an inevitable "Great Equalizer"
coming up, it's ANYBODY's Leg as the fourteen Americans head for...
SUVARNABHUMI
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
BANGKOK, THAILAND
Team Hut-Hut!, as expected,
arrive at the airport first. And they learn that Star Alliance Airlines
has the only flight to Malawi, connecting through Singapore and
Johannesberg, South Africa (connecting with their partners at South
African Airways there)...and there's only ONE flight per day! That
means whoever gets to the airport before the flight leaves at 4:25pm
will be tied with them...and those who don't will have to find a
more roundabout route.
No drama here. EVERYONE
is on the flight. Everyone is on level pegging. And it's gonna be
frantic when they land in...
LILONGWE,
MALAWI
At one of the less-populous
world capitals (less than one million people live there)...but certainly
one of the WARMEST (average annual temp of about 81 degress F),
the plane touches down from its long trek. Out pour the wacky Racers
onto the runway. The first ones to get a cab is Team Get-To-Know,
with Team Georgia Siblings right behind and enjoying the view. Team
Contradiction leave in third, followed closely by Team Snowboarders,
Team Drake Wannabes, Team Hut-Hut!...and Team Sexagenarians taking
up the rear (and complimenting on how "spacious" the country
is.
LIMBE
TOBACCO WAREHOUSE
GATE #7
LILONGWE, MALAWI
Lilongwe is divided into
over 50 "Areas" with "Gates" along the borders
of the city. Hence Gate #7 is near the outskirts. One by one, the
teams arrive at the warehouse (though the last two get stuck behind
a wedding engagement celebration), grab their clues and come across
their next:
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WHO READY TO
PUT UP "BALE"?
Tobacco is the biggest industry
in Malawi...and, now, one team member must temporarily become
part of it. They must enter this warehouse, put on workman's
clothing and transfer ten 200-pound bales of tobacco using
nothing but a short-handled dolly. Once you deliver them through
the maze-like warehouse (full of OTHER workers, mind you)
to the designated drop-off point (the holding area at Shed
19-G), the foreman will hand you your next clue.
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(Wouldn't it be ironic
if one of the commercials during this Leg was on of those "Tobacco-Free
State" PSAs?)
And the BLOCKers for this
task, in order of appearance at the warehouse: Jeremy, Justin, Ernie,
Laurence, Tommy, Bill and Marcus.
The ACTUAL workers in
this warehouse are NOT very cooperative; they always some to get
in the way of the BLOCKers as THEY transport THEIR bales to OTHER
areas of the warehouse. Blocking, shoving and not-so-artful dodging
seem to be the norm here. The GOOD news is the pathway to the holding
area is marked with red-and-yellow Race flags so...at least they
know where to go...they just need to GET there. Jeremy LOVED the
chaos, especially the singing from the workers standing on large
piles of bales. Ernie & Justin could make the sharp turns well
as their payloads fell off the dollies. tommy likened it to bumper
cars as he moved his first bale. Laurence...well, being an older
guy, he was more like Gmili than Legolas: not built for long runs
but, as long as he keeps breathing, he felt he'd be fine. Bill,
who showed up about half-way through everyone else's task, has experience
with hauling hay bales so he's comfortable with this. And Marcus
(who arrives even later due to the cabbie missing the place at first)
is just trying to make up time....while Amani laughs at his orange
jumpsuit.
Soon, the smell of tobacco
reminds some of the Racers of the smokers in their families...and
it's NOT too pleasant to the adamant NON-smokers. Marcus felt like
a rookie pushing a blocking sled. In the end, it's Jeremy who brings
the tenth and final bale to its rightful place. As a reward, the
foreman give him this clue:
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MAKE YOUR WAY
TO MEMORIAL TOWER!
Head back into the City Centre
and make your way to Memorial Tower, then search the area
for your next clue.
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He and Sandy depart in
first just as Ernie finished his task and he & Sandy leave in
2nd. Behind them are Justin & Jennifer in 3rd. As Justin gives
commentary about how easy or hard each BLOCKer has it, Tommy gets
HIS tenth bale down and he & Andy depart in a long 4th.
MEMORIAL
TOWER
CITY CENTRE
LILONGWE,
MALAWI
CBS decided not to tell
us what the tower is a memorial TO (and Wikipedia ain't helping
matters, either) so...heck with it. Team Get-To Know shows up in
first and arrives at a...:
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ALL SEWN UP
OR NOT GROWN UP?
ALL SEWN UP: Head for the
White Horse De-signs tailor shop in the Old Market. Choose
a customer and he will lead you to a pair of manual sewing
machines. You must then stitch the unfinished seams of a suit
jackets and dress pants legs. Once the customer puts on the
clothes and is satisfied with the fit, he will hand you your
next clue.
NOT GROWN UP: Head for Lilongwe
Lea School. Using scrap material used once by the school (like
spools and milk cartons), you must assemble two traditional
Malawi childrens' toy trucks. When the headmistress is satisfied
with your trucks, one of the school children will take them
for a "test drive". If they don't fall apart, the
child will hand you your next clue.
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Since Sandy "can't
sew to save my life", the dating friends choose NOT GROWN UP.
As they head for it, Laurence finishes the ROADBLOCK and he and
son Zac depart for the tower in 5th. Ernie & Sandy arrive at
the DETOUR in 2nd and choose ALL SOWN UP (though the cabbie is clueless
as to the locale). Justin & Jennifer pick NOT GROWN UP, as does
Andy & Tommy when they arrive. Laurence & Zac go that way,
too...but not without Laurence saying the girls will "speed
by them" with the sewing challenge (chauvenist much?).
Back at the tobacco warehouse,
Bill and Marcus are coming down the home stretch. But, as Marcus
unloads his 8th bale,...Bill unloads his 10th. He and Cathi depart
in 6th, leaving Team Hut-Hut! in the rear again. Needless to say,
Amani thinks this STINKS! Still, Marcus pushes and pushes (with
the workers cheering him on) and finishes the task. The workers
sing in celebration...and that make Amani & Marcus feel really
good. They're confident they can pull a "worst-to-first"
job as they head out to the tower.
LILONGWE
LEA SCHOOL
LILONGWE,
MALAWI
Team Get-To-Know arrive
at the school, pass by some of the school children singing and get
to the pile of detritus that they have to make into toys. Milk cartons
for the bodies, nails and bottle caps for little wheels. The children
remind Jeremy of his six-year-old son, whom he misses terribly now.
About half-way through, Team Georgia Sibs arrives and starts the
task. Justin, being a physician, breaks down each piece so they
can build it back up. As they work, some boys accidentally kick
a football (soccer ball to us Yanks) into the pile and nearly wreck
Jeremy & Sandy's work. But a nice little "header"
by Sandy gets the boys back on the field.
As Team Contradiction's
cabbie asks for directions to the tailor shop, Team Sexagenarians
decide to do ALL SEWN UP when they arrive at the tower. When Amani
& Marcus arrive at the tower, they choose ALL SEWN UP as well,
hoping it will be faster and allow them to catch-up. Team Drake
Wannabes pass Team Snow Shredders in traffic as they both head for
the school.
At said school, the four
men get to work on their trucks. They're all wondering what Sandy,
a nurse, is doing AWAY from sewing...and she explains PATIENTLY
that she sews BODIES, not FABRICS.
WHITE
HORSE DE-SIGNS TAILOR SHOP
OLD MARKET
LILONGWE,
MALAWI
As Ernie & Cindy arrive
at the Market, Bill & Cathi are already out of the cab and looking
for the shop. They both find it and each take a customer. Now...
the sewing machines are NOT the latest from Singer or whatever.
They are OLD...and they are powered by a pedal manually. Bill pushes
the pedal while Cathi pushes the fabric. Ernie wonders if the machine's
even threaded, but Cindy is there to watch him and help him. Some
time later, Amani & Marcus arrive to start THEIR sewing lesson.
The thread breaks on Cathi's machine but they decide to re-thread
instead of just going to another machine. Team Contradiction does
well, hoping not to use the EXPRESS PASS they won way back in Taiwan.
But it's Team Sexagenarians who finish the pants first and get to
work on the jacket. Team Hut-Hut! works both fabrics at once, Marcus
confident he can carry on his mother's and grandmother's seaming
legacy.
Back at school, Jennifer
helps Justin make the truck correctly. She thinks we take for granted
the fact that more "advanced" peoples can just BUY a truck
and is grateful to learn that those in Malawi know how to make due
with what they have. Tommy hopes he remembers how to do this so
he can do so for his OWN son when he returns. Team Get-To-Know and
Team Georgia Sibs both finish their trucks at about the same time.
But it's Jeremy & Sandy's truck that gets the nod first. They
depart the DETOUR in first with this clue:
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FIND THE R-K
FURNITURE SHOP!
Travel by taxi to the R-K
Furniture Shop in the small town of Ntschi, where the Malawi
people proudly sell their hand-crafted wooden furniture. Find
the next clue with the shop owner.
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Before they run off, Sandy
kicks the ball around a little with the boys. As they leave, Justin
& Jennifer get THEIR trucks inspected and tested and leave in
second. Shortly, Team Snow Shredders get approved and leave in third.
They were happy with the toys they made saying the kids were "stoked"
for them.
Back to the Market. The
three ALL SEWN UP teams are working feverishly but efficiently.
After all, if the seams aren't right, they'll have to find another
customer and start over. Bill & Cathi's machine gets unthreaded
again...and that leaves it open for Jeremy & Sandy to finish
their clothing first. The customer tries the pants and jacket on...and
they fit very well. The couple leaves the DETOUR in fourth, heading
for...
R-K
FURNITURE SHOP
NTSCHI,
MALAWI
Teams
Get-To Know and Georgia Sibs almost literally stumble onto the shop
in the town just outside of Lilongwe. The brother-sister team pass
by the other team to get this important clue first:
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TAKE TWO BEDS
TO PHIL AT THE NEXT PIT STOP!
It's traditional for Malawi
people to carry their goods everywhere. You are to take two
of the hand-crafted beds nearby to the remote Kumbali Village
several miles into the woods. You may ask the shop owner to
call a truck for you to bring the beds to the start of the
path to the village (which you must pay the driver for), but
you must carry the beds up the path all the way to the village,
the PIT STOP for this Leg of the Race.
WARNING! The last team to
check-in MAY BE ELIMINATED!
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(At the PIT STOP, Phil
will let the teams know they NEED the beds...to SLEEP on overnight
in the village.)
Justin & Jennifer
are first to get the owner to call a truck for them, leaving Jeremy
& Sandy behind. As they wait, Andy & Tommy arrive to get
their clue.
Meanwhile, at NOT GROWN
UP, Laurence & Zac get their trucks tested and leave the DETOUR
in 5th. And, at ALL SEWN UP, Bill & Cathi finish the jacket
and get the fit checked. They get the nod and leave in 6th...leaving
Amani & Marcus like the Colts that Marcus used to be on: dead
last and hating it!
As Justin & Jennifer
load up their truck and get hauling, Jeremy & Sandy and Andy
& Tommy await THEIR trucks...and Laurence & Zac arrive to
receive THEIR clue about the PIT STOP. Another truck arrives, but
Team Snow Shredders take it for themselves, which upsets Sandy to
no end. Team Contradiction and Team Sexagenarians arrive and get
their clues. As they await trucks, Team Hut-Hut! finally finishes
the sewing job, leaving in last...again.
Team Get-To-Know finally
gets their truck...while Team Drake Wannabes finds OUT they need
a truck (they were trying to fit the bed on top of their taxi).
One by one the teams load up their beds and haul off. When Amani
& Marcus arrive, they're alone and last AGAIN. But they find
a pick-up truck driver who could take their beds for them...and
they are JUST BEHIND Laurence & Zac! Or...at least they WERE...until
the cab breaks down! Ut-oh...they'll have to go in the truck, Amani
in the cab, an angry Marcus in the bed WITH the beds.
PIT
STOP #6
KUMBALI VILLAGE
OUTSIDE
OF LILONGWE, MALAWI
The truck stops at a sign
saying that no vehicles can continue, so Justin & Jennifer hop
out, put the beds on their shoulders and jog to the sound of distant
drums. They see the mat, Phil and the local greeter (surrounded
by singing locals) and haul their beds to them. Right behind them
are Andy & Tommy. Phil lets both teams know they will be sleeping
on the beds they just hauled. And then Phil says:
"Justin & Jennifer,
you are the first team to arrive."
Already, Jennifer knows
this isn't good. As it turns out, the siblings didn't pay the truck
driver. they need to go back and settle up with him before they
can be checked-in. As they leave the beds and their packs behind,
Team Snow Shredders find themselves in very familiar territory:
lucked into Team #1 status! And they get a 5-night trip by Travelocity(TM)
to a private island in the British Virgin Islands! The dudes LOVE
Africa, and are happy to win their fourth Leg!
Back at the drop-off point,
Teams Contradiction and Sexagenarians unload...but Cathi thinks
they only need to pay the truck driver "at the end". Woops.
Cindy doesn't do well balancing the bed on her head...but she laughs
at her own ineptitude. Team Georgia Sibs pass them and Team Get-To-Know
going back...but only Jeremy & Sandy hear that they have to
pay. As they arrive back, Laurence & Zac unload. Justin &
Jennifer pay their driver $40...and learn ANOTHER team didn't pay.
As for said team, the two sixty-plus
teachers pass Jeremy & Sandy en route to the PIT STOP, as Sandy
bemoans her bleeding shoulder. Laurence is huffing and puffing as
he & Zac pass Ernie & Cindy.
Team Georgia Sibs arrives
BACK at the PIT STOP and are officially checked-in as Team #2. Next
time, pay your drivers, 'kay? As they are checked-in, Team Sexagenarians
and Team Get-To-Know arrive. Bill & Cathi are turned around
to pay THEIR driver, meaning Team Get-To-Know is back as Team #3.
And there's Team Hut-Hut!
at the drop-off point, paying their driver and hoisting their beds.
Hmmm...very interesting...
An exhausted Laurence
& Zac are Team #4. And a nearly-as-exhausted Ernie & Cindy
hit the mat as Team #5.
And there're Bill &
Cathi zipping by Amani & Marcus. Team Hut-Hut! realizes that
they still have a chance! But, of course, they're not going to try
to run with the heavy beds. They just keep up the pace and hope
for the best.
Bill & Cathi get to
the driver and pay up...Amani & Marcus keep hauling...Team Sexagenarians
run as fast as they can back up the road...Team Hut-Hut! try to
move a bit faster, hoping against being passed...
A married couple reaches
the mat, exhausted from the day's events. And Phil says...
"Bill & Cathi...you
are Team #6!"
As the football player/coach
and his wife haul their beds up to the mat a few minutes later,
Phil informs them they're the last team to arrive. Amani doesn't
want it to be over. Well,...it isn't! This is the last N.E.L. of
the Race! They're gonna use those beds tonight after all! Of course,
that means a SPEED BUMP awaits them on the next Leg. Unlike the
LAST to get the BUMP, they're still VERY close behind the next-to-last
team...so an NFL-style comeback is NOT out of the question!
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AFTER LEG 6:
BANGKOK, THAILAND to LILONGWE, MALAWI
1) Andy & Tommy
(+4) - Ireland, Dubai, $10G, British V.I.
2) Justin & Jennifer (+2)
3) Jeremy & Sandy (+4)
4) Laurence & Zac (+2)
5) Ernie & Cindy (-2) - Express Pass
6) Bill & Cathi (-4)
7) Amani & Marcus (-6) - Bali
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