"Round of 7: 70s Dance
Music" - April 19-20
Gordon: Okay, this is Gordon
Pepper, and welcome to the Round of 7. Joining us
are the usual gang of zanies
Jason: Zanies?
Rachel: Well, I know I resemble that remark!
Gordon: Starting with the bowling Zany, Anthony Rojas.
Say something, Rojas
Anthony: Burp!
Gordon: Great. We have our hosting zany, Joe Van Ginkel!
Joe: Salute!
Gordon: We have Mr. Beat The Zany - Jason Block!
Jason: 14-0 and still going strong! Good evening, all.
Gordon: We have the pulse of being Zany... Michelle!
Michelle: :-* to all
Gordon: The newbie and Comic Book Zany, Rachel Kadushin!
Rachel: Yah, too warm for long-johns today, have to go
with spandex.
Gordon: And finally, the co-web Zany, Chico Alexander!
Chico: Zany is as zany does, captain...
Gordon: So we start off this episode with Accuracy...or
idiocy. You know the
deal. I'll give a statement and you say if it's accurate
or idiotic. Here we
go with #1....
The best performance on yesterday's show was Bo Bice.
Accurate or Idiotic?
Rachel: Accurate!
Jason: From what I saw on the clips...accurate.
Chico: Hmm... Accuracy. The only person who played on
his strength... Well,
one of the only... He was just the best at it.
Michelle: Accurate.
Gordon: Accurate - and I think that Vonzell is a close
second.
Michelle: I agree on that one.
Rachel: Vonzell could be a solo artist with the right
material.
Gordon: #2...
Because Bo sang lights out, Constantine is in trouble.
Chico: Idiocy. Sure they may rein in the same audience, but
Constntine has more
crossover appeal, which may save him in the end.
Jason: Accuracy.
Jason: Chaos Theory in full effect.
Gordon: I agree with Jason - I think Constantine could
be in a world of hurt
tonight.
Rachel: This week.... idiocy. Maybe if he goes two in a
row.
Chico: Hmmm.. Split panel.
Rachel: Also Constantine had a new expression this week,
for the first time
ever!
Gordon: Oooooh...Aaaaaahhhh.
Chico: A new expression?
Rachel: He was much more relaxed while singing. It was a
full teeth smile.
Gordon: Next?
Though there has to be a 'worst', no performance there
yesterday was awful.
Chico: Ah. I'll give you that one. Accuracy.
Rachel: Accuracy!
Jason: Accuracy.
Chico: No one performance stood out as bad.
Jason: There was no Mikalah Gordon.
Michelle: Drag Queen!
Jason: Or some of the stink bombs that Anthony or Scott
laid.
Michelle: Don't mention that fabulous chic again please.
Rachel: Please, dressed by drag queens isn't the same as
being one.
Jason: LOL.
Gordon: Next one...
According to Gordon's Chaos Theory, Anwar, Vonzell and
Bo are all safe. Based
on the performances last night, one of them moved into the
trouble section.
Chico: True.
Jason: Accuracy. Anwar Robinson.
Chico: Also true.
Rachel: What Jason said.
Gordon: I have to agree. Way to screw up my chaos theory
by giving the worst
performance of the night.
Chico: If you want to do Earth Wind & Fire, you better
be able to hit the
falsetto.
Gordon: #5....
Despite everyone demanding it, once again, we will see
either Scott or
Anthony avoiding the bottom three.
Jason: Accuracy.
Rachel: Accuracy. Anthony did quite well last night.
Chico: Accuracy. Anthony saved his can.
Rachel: ...though three years of Latin dancing?
Gordon: Accuracy... but the other direction. I think it's
Scott who saved
himself.
Rachel: Scott saved himself from being out. I think
he'll still be in the
"trouble" category.
Gordon: It's Anthony Fedorov, the Russian/Latin
sensation!
Chico: No! No! Too sexy too sexy!!!
Rachel: Oddly enough, because he wore blue jeans (Scott
that is). 'Cause Bo, Vonzell and um the blond girl Carrie
are Sexy.
Gordon: Speaking of which...
Joe: lol
The sexiest person on Idol is....Carrie Underwood
Michelle: Idiocy. I don't think she's sexy.
Jason: Idiocy.
Chico: Physically? Accuracy. Mentally? Idiocy.
Rachel: Idiocy, but she's got loyal voters.
Michelle: She's pretty has that girl next door thing but
sexy? Nope.
Jason: None of them really hit me on the "Schwing"
meter.
Chico: Accuracy!
Gordon: I like...Vonzell.
Jason: Of course you do Gordon :)
Gordon: Of course I do.
Rachel: If I liked girls... I'd go with Vonzell too!
She's admirable without
being skanky from the fem point of view.
Jason: Mr. Choco-Vanilla =)
Gordon: She can swing those legs and that body. Yum.
Rachel: Bo has to lay aside the artistic chest hair
design.
Jason: (chuckling to myself).
Rachel: Maybe you guys talked about that in a previous
week.
Jason: And Constantine is creepy.
Gordon: ok...last one...
Jason: LAST ONE!
Alex Trebek was really in the audience because, like
Todd Newton, he's
auditioning for the Idol Job! Watch out, Seacrest!
Chico: Uhhh... No.
Gordon: Well, we had to have one silly thing in there.
Jason: Big Idiocy!
Chico: Not like he needs the work anyway. J!'s on ...
forever and ever...
amen. =p
Gordon: Amen! Let's get serious with....SAFE OR
TROUBLE!!!!!
Joe: Here we go again.
Gordon: I give you person. You say Safe, Trouble or Out
Rachel: So hard this week.
Gordon: But first, some points...
Gordon - 17
Chico - 15
Jason - 14
Anthony - 12
Joe - 11
Michelle - 4
Rachel - 3
Gordon: Here we go...
Bo Bice
Jason: Safe
Chico: Safe.
Rachel: Safe
Gordon: Safe
Joe: Safe.
Anthony: Safe
Gordon: Best performance of the night
Michelle: safe
Anwar Robinson
Chico: Trouble.
Jason: Trouble.
Joe: Not Anwar.
Rachel: Out. (Anwar)
Anthony: trouble Anwar.
Joe: Anwar=deep trouble.
Michelle: trouble.
Gordon: trouble.
Vonzell Solomon
Jason: Safe
Chico: Safe.
Michelle: safe
Anthony: safe
Rachel: safe.
Gordon: My chocolate Game Show hussy is safe, thank you.
Anthony: Yuck
Rachel: Remember she's a kung fu gal
Chico: She'll sing to you... THEN she'll kick your ass.
Gordon: She can spank me anytime.
Jason: NEXT!
Constantine Maroulis
Jason: Safe...but barely
Anthony: safe
Rachel: Yeah... safe.
Chico: Safe.
Gordon: Upset of the night - Trouble
Michelle: safe
Carrie Underwood.
Michelle: safe
Chico: Trouble.
Jason: Safe...
Anthony: trouble
Joe: safe
Rachel: Eeeh. This one is the upset.. trouble.
Chico: She's not as consistent as many of her
competition.
Anthony: Agreed
Gordon: Safe - but she's going to be trouble the first
time she screws up a
song people actually pay attention to.
Rachel: She's looking forced and nervous lately.
Chico: Last night just proved the point, and I'm glad
someone thinks the same as
I do. *bows to Rachel*
Rachel: *bow, meet eyes*
Scott Savol
Jason: Out.
Chico: Out.
Michelle: out.
Rachel: Scott -- trouble.
Anthony: out. Wait... HURL... HURL.
Gordon: I think he's safe - barely
Anthony Fedorov
Rachel: safe.. for tight pants vote.
Jason: Safe. He saved his butt his week.
Chico: Safe... for now.
Gordon: I think the express for him ends tonight - Out.
Michelle: trouble.
Joe: Trouble.
Gordon: I don't think he's the worst - I just think
there's too much
congestion there and someone has to go.
Jason: Actually I need to change that to trouble. But he
is going back to
the bench.
Rachel: I don't know, he had the tightest pants...
Chico: There's a new factor in voting...
Gordon: Ok - to sum this up...
|
TROUBLE |
OUT |
Gordon |
Anwar &
Constantine |
Anthony |
Jason |
Anthony
& Anwar |
Scott |
Chico |
Anwar &
Carrie |
Scott |
Rachel |
Scott &
Carrie |
Anwar |
Michelle |
Anwar &
Anthony |
Scott |
Rojas |
Anwar &
Carrie |
Scott |
Joe |
Anwar &
Anthony |
Constantine |
Chico: Uh oh.
Jason: You and Anthony are thinking alike this week,
Chico.
Anthony: :P
Chico: That's what I'm afraid of.
Gordon: BE AFRAID.
Rachel: Yeah, the loyalist voters are going to make the
real difference.
Anthony: It's the ROJAS theory.
Gordon: Rojas theory so far...not good.
Anthony: Keep talking, Gordon.
Chico: Sun has to shine on him someday...
Gordon: ok - 0.5 Wild Card question. If you can stick
ONE MORE person as the
other person, who would it be? (You get 1/2 point for
it).
Jason: Carrie.
Gordon: Scott.
Chico: Anthony.
Anthony: Anthony.
Chico: Stop that, Anthony! :)
Anthony: lol.
Rachel: One more person in trouble? Anthony.
Michelle: Constantine for me.
Rachel: I think Scott would have been safe if he wore
dress pants... instead
of blue jeans.
Gordon: I think the very different opinions means that
this is the best group
of people ever.
Jason: That I agree.
Chico: Yeah, like you said. Last night was probably one
of the best shows
this season.
Anthony: I think the final 5 will be tough.
Gordon: I think it's tough now.
Chico: Very much so. Have we achieved some sort of
ideality here?
Anthony: Not unless there's an upset.
Rachel: Well, I think we're pretty much that
Vonzell
and Bo will be in final
5. If Carrie and Constantine also make it, then...
Anthony: It will be tougher.
Gordon: I don't think you will see a Vonzell, Bo,
Carrie, Constantine Final 4
Rachel: You think one of the "rockers" will get cut?
Joe: Yes.
Chico: Gut instinct says before final 3.
Gordon: Yep.
Rachel: Constantine may be happier as a soap opera star
or Vegas act. But he
has the teeny boppers.
Gordon: Would anyone be shocked if Constantine left
tonight?
Rachel: Yeah.
Jason: Yes.
Rachel: Shocked.
Chico: Not really. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Actually, nothing SHOCKS me anymore. I'd be surprised, but not shocked.
Anthony: Vonzell in the bottom 3 would shock me.
Jason: WE are LIVE.
Joe: Let's get ready to rumble.
Gordon: It's time to see what America has done this week.
Jason: Seacrest is back to rock star schlock wear.
Chico: Which means someone expected will leave?
Gordon: Or could it be...unexpected? Surprises work much
better when
unannounced.
Chico: Really the only two options...
Gordon: Who will be driven into the arms of
entertainment news tomorrow? Is
that a dig on Kim Caldwell?
Chico: Ouch.
Gordon: That sofa is looking empty with only 7 people
left.
Chico: Bo doesn't have a Star... like Ryan does.
Gordon: Bo says that he doesn't have a star on the walk
of fame, and in
something obviously planned, we see a Ryan Seacrest gets
a Walk of Fame Star video.
Chico: Nigel and Ken... obviously pleased...And Ryan...
yeah, the bash
video. "His grasp of language is so superb," says Nigel
Lythgoe (EP) "He
can get the best out of children... and animals," says
Ken Warwick (another EP).
Jason: Those were goats.
Chico: "His timing's perfect."
Gordon: Well, I thought the clip was a hootenanny.
Chico: Definitely a VW moment :)
Gordon: And something that we haven't seen in a
while...a GROUP NUMBER!
Chico: Specially written by John Farrar.
Gordon: Famous for making Olivia Newton-John look good.
Jason: My GF loves Xanadu :)
Gordon: Can he make the Idols look good with the song
'You Can Shine'? Each Idol plays instruments
Jason: Carrie on Guitar, Anwar on Keyboards.
Gordon: Well except Vonzell and Scott, who's hideously
off-key.
Chico: Vonzell and Scott singing...or trying...
Jason: Bo on Guitar.
Chico: Constantine and Anthony singing.
Gordon: The song is pretty good. The Idolers would be
good...if they were in
tune and in unison.
Anthony: Yuck.
Jason: Yes.
Gordon: If Olivia sang this song, it would be good.
Joe: lol
Gordon: oh my goodness - what was that last note?
Chico: I have.. no idea.
Joe: Ack
Michelle:
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Jason: And commercial time.
Chico: Okay, did anyone notice that the whole number was
just one garbled mess?
Gordon: I couldn't hear you, Chico. There was a blood
curdling scream coming
from my TV antennas. What did you say?
Anthony: umm
Chico: There was no cohesion. The harmonies weren't
there..
Rachel: Well... it looks like the song writers was given
the phrase "a moment
like this" and wrote the rest around it.
Chico: Not true. They were also given the word "Shine".
Anthony: lol
Rachel: I thought Scott and Vonzell did well on
harmonies.
Chico: But you know, when all 7 are singing, it's...
yeah.
(This show was brought to you by the Hollywood Walk of
Fame. YOU can get your
own star - for 15 Gs. Maybe if you won this Friday's
Megamillion...)
Joe: lol
Jason: We're BACK!
Chico: "Rock This Town," the Ford
video/commercial this week..
Gordon: And we have the Ford commercial - the BIG HEAD
version
Jason: Ok this is bizarre.
Michelle: oh boy.
Chico: Holy (^_^) it's the Sims!
Joe: Ack.
Gordon: The last time I saw this, I was playing NBA Jam.
Jason: Not as bad as the puppets...but ACK.
Gordon: We finally get to see yesterday's recaps.
Chico: Anwar split the panel on September. Carrie got
attention with "Barbie meets the Stepford Wives."
Gordon: Bo and Randy don't like Constantine. Scott and
Anthony are mixed.
Chico: And Vonzell? She outsang Chaka Khan. And she
outshone her, too...But
it's Bo's show.
Gordon: Bo knows shows.
Jason: Bo knows Idol.
Gordon: Does Bo know the bottom three this week?
Chico: Let's go to the result!
Gordon: 2 groups of three. One group is the top three.
The other is in the
bottom three.
Chico: Vonzell hopes to be every woman... Far side.
Anthony doesn't want to
take away his place...Near side. Anwar ... someone say
September. He joins... Anthony.
Jason: Yes.
Gordon: I say bottom three.
Joe: I'm with Gordon.
Chico: Constantine with the Nights on Broadway...
Gordon: Constantine joins... Vonzell, and we go... to
break.
Jason: Boo hiss.
Chico: That's mean. Even for Seacrest.
Joe: ROFL.
Gordon: You know the obvious question - which side is
the happy side and
which side is the not-so-happy side?
Jason: Happy C and V.
Chico: I'm guessing the near-siders are bottom.
Rachel: That's why Bo is last. Whatever group he's in is
the top group.
Gordon: The 1 thing I do know - Chico and Anthony won't
have them all right.
Chico: Who is, really?
Joe: Neither will I, I think.
Gordon: Nope - the only person who can have them all
right is...Jason.
Jason: I will :)
Gordon: Does anyone think that Constantine, Vonzell and
someone else in in
the bottom 3?
Joe: ROFL
Jason: Nope.
Gordon: We're back. Carrie gets to MacArthur Park with Vonzell and Constantine.
Jason: Yup :)
Gordon: Scott goes with Anthony and Anwar - and he does
not look too happy
about it
Jason: (does the happy me dance).
Chico: Bo's safe. Duh :)
Gordon: Bo is happy on the couch, because he's safe.
Jason: Ouch.
Gordon: Ryan tells him to join the group that he thinks
is the top group, as
the group curses him out.
Chico: He ... is in the middle?
Michelle: Middle.
Jason: Nice F U.
Chico: Very nice. The REAL results after the break.
Jason: Just as good as the crowd at MSG right Joe :) Wrestling reference to Raw, Joe :)
Gordon: Who is in the bottom - Carrie's Group or
Anthony's Group?
Joe: Anthony's.
Chico: Anthony's.
Michelle: Anthony's.
Joe: I would LIKE it to be Carrie's, but...
Gordon: I can't see Carrie, Vonzell and Constantine ALL
in the bottom. I'll
go with Anthony.
Jason: And we are back.
Gordon: Bo refuses to take a side.
Chico: Told you.
Jason: BOO-YAH!
Anthony: so much for that.
Gordon: He goes to Carrie's group, and they are
all...safe
Chico: Bo steps to the right... and joins the
safe group.
Jason: Mega-Dap CIty!
Joe: Ouchies.
Gordon: Jason - why are they all here? or should I do
it?
Chico: Because that song reeked of safety! (Anwar's)
Jason: You do it.
Gordon: Anthony and Scott are splitting their Pop
vote,
so they both arrive
here, while Anwar easily gave the worst performance.
Anwar's song was 'Safe',
which isn't good enough...and in this case, it really
isn't good enough,
because he's gone.
Chico: Anwar is GONE.
Michelle: Bye bye Anwar.
Jason: Nice job Rachel...you had him out.
Chico: He says that he's learning to have fun again. He
is all about the
intricacies of music.
Michelle: What's with the pants?
Jason: Gordon, explain this one please for the
internet
audience.
Gordon: Anwar sang the worst performance out of all of
them, which sent him
packing.
Joe: And we had him winning the contest eight weeks ago.
Gordon: Most of America had him winning the contest 8
weeks ago.
Chico: Him or Mario.
Joe: And yet he didn't bring it. Tough rocks for him.
Rachel: They were his audition pants. (thanks, Jason)
Gordon: This year, with the competition THIS tight, it's
very evident that you
sing well, or you go home.
Chico: I agree. So to say that I'm not surprised that
Anwar is gone...
Accurate. On that, we're going to tally the totals...
Gordon: The points...
Gordon - 20.5
Chico - 18.5
Jason - 18
Anthony - 15.5
Joe - 14
Michelle - 8
Rachel - 7
Gordon: Jason closes the gap between me and Chico.
Anthony...just sits
there and can tell me how much I suck.
Chico: On that, we're going to call it a night. Top 6,
more songs, more
highs, more lows, more PANTS! And while Rachel and Gordon argue about half a
point, we're going
to get out. For Rachel, Gordon, Joe, Jason, Anthony,
Micki, and everyone at
GSNN, I'm Chico Alexander. Good night and good singing
:)
Gordon: So for the gang, this is Gordon, wishing you all
a pleasant evening.
Jason: Good night! |