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Piers, Sharon, and Howie criss-cross the country in search of million-dollar talent. Recaps by Chico Alexander, Jason Block, Don Harpwood & Gordon Pepper, GSNN
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Top 48 - Heat 2 (C-Note: some of the acts that you are
about to read involve real danger in front of a live audience. They were
designed, practiced, and supervised by professionals, taking the
contestants' safety into full account. They are extremely dangerous and
should NEVER be attempted anywhere, by anyone, at any time. Last week, your votes sent singer Anna Graceman, dancer Snap Boogie, Sandou Trio Russian Bar, and the Miami All-Stars into the Top 24. Now the question... Who's going to join them? 1) ATTACK DANCE CREW (Tallahassee, FL) - dancing to "Give Me Everything" by Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo & Nayer Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. 2) DANI SHAY (Orlando) - performing "Babylon" by David Gray Picked the completely wrong song. She needed to stay in her genre. A singer-songwriter song would have done it, maybe from the library of Christine Lavin or Tom Paxton. Instead, she sounded like a watered down singer. Just as a reminder, we had Dani Shay going to the next round out of this week's group. Because she was a singer and a darn good one. Not this week. 3) GEECHY GUY (Rochester, MI) - stand-up comedy with a couple of whoopie cushions accompanying. Geechy Guy was... creepy. Creeped Piers out a bit. And this was AFTER Howie make the News of the World joke. Creepy = Funny. 4) DANIEL JOSEPH BAKER (Katy, TX) - performing "Edge of Glory" by Lady Gaga Daniel Joseph Baker was the first 'good' act, but he has to get out of GaGaville. You can sing Lady Gaga songs. Great. Now do SOMETHING ELSE. You can not be of one dimension. That'll get you only one place: out. 5) RHINESTONE ROPERS (Jerome, ID) - Wild West Showdown... with a horse. He's on a horse. The most exciting part of the act was when the horse defecated on stage. And next week, the Republican response. 6) DYLAN ANDRE (Biglerville, PA) - performing "Daughters" by John Mayer Not just Hot Guy with Guitar (TM), but hot, boring guy with a guitar that lulled us all to beddy bye. Dylan Andre was flat. I've seen fluffier pancakes. 7) LANDON SWANK (Wasilla, AK) - phasing through a mirror. Landon Swank continued to bore us with a way too slow presentation with an act I've seen before done better. 8) SMAGE BROTHERS RIDING SHOWS (Elkhorn, WI) - stunt BMX This is the same issue I had with the Flores - what else can you do? We saw this act already. 9) THOMAS JOHN (San Francisco) - juggling Dropped it. 10) STEVEN RETCHLESS (New York City) - pole dancing to "Marry the Night" by Lady Gaga He did do something different. I just want to know how he can raise the bar next time around. *rimshot* If he doesn't do something different the next time out, he'll be the next thing nailed to the pole. 11) MONA LISA (Houston) - singing "Bless the Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts Out of tune and boring. Wait a second... (hits Jason Block's Media Ho-Fender button) They were on AGT before...as Shaddai. And the judges promptly buzzed them out during the NYC auditions. So to see them not make it past the first round - not surprising. 12) SILHOUETTES (Denver) - shadow dancers The one GOOD act this week. They're also different. I think that's what the voting audience is going for this season. Now they need to be creative for the next act and raise it. So the Silhouettes will no doubt live to see another day. Who's going to join them? The results... are in. CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE To see tonight's episode in its entirety, or to apply to be a contestant on the next season, go to www.nbc.com/gottalent. |
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