(C-Note: some of the acts that you are
about to read involve real danger in front of a live audience. They were
designed, practiced, and supervised by professionals, taking the
contestants' safety into full account. They are extremely dangerous and
should NEVER be attempted anywhere, by anyone, at any time)
One last stop before we hit the big time
of Las Vegas. Does America have any talent left to spare? It's the
Avery, Brooklyn & Kassidy make up the
Calico Hearts. Sorry, AVERY and the Calico Hearts. They want to sing
together. They sing together with "Baby" by Justin Bieber... and they
sound like the Chipettes. A LOT like the Chipettes. They have great
harmony for preteens... so they're through.
Next, Kevin Shelley has 40 white pine
boards that he's going to break... with his forehead. And Nick's going
to help him. Lumber anyone? And Kevin draws blood. I think we need to
stop this before he splits something else. Even the medic says so. Yes,
this show has a medic. Get better, because you're going to Vegas, 2-1.
MEDIC! Following him: Dezmond Meeks (pianist), Thomas John (juggling
musician), and 4Play (girl group).
J. Chris Newburg (comic guitarist) is
next... and sings a song about killing your roommate to begin his set.
He closes with a song about women with the lyric "Once a month... it's
Shark Week." Good stuff.
Next up, James David Pitts, AKA King
Diamond. He's ready to entertain the world. What's he gonna do? He wants
to be a superstar pimp. Seriously, he looks, sounds, and has the name of
a pimp. He will be singing "Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)".
And the tone runs away from him to start... and to finish.
Chicago's Ultimate Tumblers are keeping
the young people off of drugs and gangs. But will they keep the crew in
the show? Or will they get... C.U.T.? Lots and lots of Power Ranger
flipping... until a human pyramid gets spectacularly knocked out.. But
you know what they say, it's not how many times you fall, it's how many
times you get back up. Will they get the pass? It's a yes.
Next... It's time to meet Manchego...
who's holding a microphone and is dressed in a bathrobe. He is... .well,
we're not entirely sure what he's doing, but he better stop. Okay, his
talent is taking off his underwear, and it ends... As you would think it
would. Yeah, take your draws with ya. Joining Manchego in the loser
wagon... opera bass Morton Hyson, balloon artist Allyn Goowin, and
Frederick and Zusia are a pair of karaoke
singer. Their dive: Fairfax & 3rd, the Farmer's Market. You know where
it is. They say they sound like Frank Sinatra. They look more like him
than they sound... old, decrepit, and zombified. Together, they're Meet
Me at Fairfax & Third. Fred sings, while Zusia... stands on his head.
That's giving ME a headache. But they get through to Vegas.
And we're going to meet them at Fairfax &
Third. But first... we have a trip to make. They join a great battery of
stars in their eyes on their way to... LAS VEGAS!
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