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Piers, Sharon, and Howie criss-cross the country in search of million-dollar talent. Recaps by Chico Alexander, Jason Block, Don Harpwood & Gordon Pepper, GSNN
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Auditions 7 (C-Note: some of the acts that you are about to read involve real danger in front of a live audience. They were designed, practiced, and supervised by professionals, taking the contestants' safety into full account. They are extremely dangerous and should NEVER be attempted anywhere, by anyone, at any time) One last stop before we hit the big time of Las Vegas. Does America have any talent left to spare? It's the Best-Of-What's-Left Show! Avery, Brooklyn & Kassidy make up the Calico Hearts. Sorry, AVERY and the Calico Hearts. They want to sing together. They sing together with "Baby" by Justin Bieber... and they sound like the Chipettes. A LOT like the Chipettes. They have great harmony for preteens... so they're through. Next, Kevin Shelley has 40 white pine boards that he's going to break... with his forehead. And Nick's going to help him. Lumber anyone? And Kevin draws blood. I think we need to stop this before he splits something else. Even the medic says so. Yes, this show has a medic. Get better, because you're going to Vegas, 2-1. MEDIC! Following him: Dezmond Meeks (pianist), Thomas John (juggling musician), and 4Play (girl group). J. Chris Newburg (comic guitarist) is next... and sings a song about killing your roommate to begin his set. He closes with a song about women with the lyric "Once a month... it's Shark Week." Good stuff. Next up, James David Pitts, AKA King Diamond. He's ready to entertain the world. What's he gonna do? He wants to be a superstar pimp. Seriously, he looks, sounds, and has the name of a pimp. He will be singing "Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)". And the tone runs away from him to start... and to finish. Chicago's Ultimate Tumblers are keeping the young people off of drugs and gangs. But will they keep the crew in the show? Or will they get... C.U.T.? Lots and lots of Power Ranger flipping... until a human pyramid gets spectacularly knocked out.. But you know what they say, it's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up. Will they get the pass? It's a yes. Next... It's time to meet Manchego... who's holding a microphone and is dressed in a bathrobe. He is... .well, we're not entirely sure what he's doing, but he better stop. Okay, his talent is taking off his underwear, and it ends... As you would think it would. Yeah, take your draws with ya. Joining Manchego in the loser wagon... opera bass Morton Hyson, balloon artist Allyn Goowin, and "singer" Marivana. Frederick and Zusia are a pair of karaoke singer. Their dive: Fairfax & 3rd, the Farmer's Market. You know where it is. They say they sound like Frank Sinatra. They look more like him than they sound... old, decrepit, and zombified. Together, they're Meet Me at Fairfax & Third. Fred sings, while Zusia... stands on his head. That's giving ME a headache. But they get through to Vegas. And we're going to meet them at Fairfax & Third. But first... we have a trip to make. They join a great battery of stars in their eyes on their way to... LAS VEGAS! CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE To see tonight's episode in its entirety, or to apply to be a contestant on the next season, go to www.nbc.com/gottalent. |
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