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"Live
from the New First National Memorial Field Coliseum at
the Veterans Dome Stadium Complex... this is the 2ND
ANNUAL GAME SHOW NEWS NET AWARDS!"
Gordon: Whoohoo!
Jason: (applause)
Don: Yeah!
Christopher: *endless hooting*
Featuring Jason Block...
Jason: Thank you
Rob Seidelman...
Rob: BAM!
Don Harpwood...
Don: Yo.
Christopher Bligh...
Christopher: *heyyos*
A performance by the Tay Zonday Experience...
Gordon: Please no.
And ME! Mr. Announcer Guy. And now, here are your
hosts for the evening.... Chico Alexander... and Gordon
Pepper!
Jason: (applause)
Rob: (applause)
Don: *Applause*
Gordon: Thank you all for joining us this evening
Chico: Welcome to the second annual Game Show Newsnet
Awards... celebrating the best and the worst of the past
year in game shows. We've had a lot happen this year...
We've had a legend making his final bow...We've had
bingo played on a nationwide scale...And of course,
we've had.... the Hoff.
Jason: Go Hoff.
Rob: The Knight Rider.
Chico: We had all stars in the Big Brother house... in
The Amazing Race... and... well, neither of them worked
out too well, did they?
Jason: nope
Rob: All-Stars hardly work out.
Gordon: We've also had the call-in and win era
come...and go.
Chico: And once again GSN managed to prove why "GSN
Original" is not a dirty phrase anymore.
Gordon: We've also had a number of new stars and new
shows, as well as a few favorites leave us.
Jason: right on
Don: Yep.
Chico: Tonight, we're going to pay tribute to all of
that, and hopefully have a lot of fun along the way.
Tonight, several games, hosts, and players are all vying
for... THIS! *holds up giant golden buzzer* The
Golden Buzzer!... with the marble rye inside that looks
like a buzzer!
Don: Lookin' nice!
Chico: Now, a bit of a comment of how we arrived to the
winners. At the beginning of the summer, we sent the
call out to nominate your favorite shows, players, et
al. We processed them through a computer, which spat out
the five nominees based on who got the most nominations.
Then we put them to you for the final vote.
Gordon: Just to remind all of you, both the nominees and
the votes were provided by you, the reader. We received
thousands of votes, so we're presenting what the people
want. Maybe even more votes than the people who texted
in for the Last Comic Standing Joke of the Day.
Don: LOL
Jason: Oh my goodness.
Chico: Each vote was painstakingly counted, one at a
time. Then the person counting the votes got piss drunk,
leaving the results a total surprise until now. It's a
very painstaking process... but I'd do it all again...
just to get piss drunk later. :)
Gordon: And yes, we used the hamster abacus made of
pellets for some of the tabulations.
Jason: Ew
Chico: Ew.
Rob: Food pellets, right Gordon?
Gordon: Uh...no.
Don: Eww.
Chico: So now that you know how it was done.... Please
don't do it.
Gordon: Nor would you want to.
Rob: *grabs hand sanitizer*
Chico: But first, we have to get two awards out of the
way. The first is...The Dirty Sock for the worst game
show host.
Gordon: Thank you Chico. Since I am presenting first,
you all know I'd get stuck with this one.
Chico: Now what makes a game show host truly bad? Sure
JD Roberto was annoying... but is it fault of format or
just plain bad presentation style? Or maybe it's a
combination of both.
Gordon: And the nominees are...
Jeff Foxworthy, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader
Dylan Lane, Chain Reaction
Ed Sanders and Sunil Narkar, National Bingo Night
William Shatner, Show Me The Money
Tara and Amber, Play2Win
Gordon: Any predictions?
Rob: Yes, Dylan Lane. He is the blandest host I've seen.
He should have just stuck to Fuse. He just reads from a
prompter and does nothing that your average trained
monkey can do.
Jason: Shatner
Don: I'm thinking Shatner.
Gordon: The winner, with 27% of the vote, is...
William Shatner, Show Me The Money!
Jason: Yes!
Don: *Applause*
Jason: (applause)
Gordon: Ed Sanders & Sunil Narkar came in second with
23% of the vote.
Rob: (applause)
Gordon: And strangely enough, William is not here for an
acceptance speech.
Chico: Since Bill isn't here to accept the award, I'll
just throw it into the laundry.
Gordon: Yay!
Don: Nice.
Gordon: Any comments on the decision?
Jason: Nope. He was just so bad.
Rob: He's worthy of the award.
Don: No surprise here.
Chico: ... Nope. Next up, you avoided it like the
plague, or you watched it just to point and laugh.
Either way, these were the shows you loved to hate this
year.
Gordon: And the nominees are...
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader
Identity
National Bingo Night
The Rich List
Show Me The Money
Rob: 2 Fox, 1 NBC, 2 ABC
Jason: I think I see a sweep here. Show Me 'Show Me The
Money'!
Rob: If it isn't SMTM, it's 5th Grader.
Don: You'd have to show me plenty of money to get me to
see Show Me The Money.
Chico: And the worst game show of the year... with 40%
of the vote.....
NATIONAL BINGO NIGHT!
Rob: WOW!
Don: *Applause*
Rob: That's a shocker right there.
Jason: *applause*
Gordon: It was a convincing win. Show Me The Money only
had 29% of the vote.
Jason: Why did it "win"?
Chico: Well, when your game constitutes guessing a guess
and hitting a button...And then there's... Sunil Narkar.
Gordon: The show also had the worst editing by far of
any of the shows. Sunil was just grating.
Rob: It's bland, boring and the only reason people
watched was for the over excitement of the judges, "NO
BINGO!"
Jason: lol
Don: Sounds about right.
Chico: Next award... the Gone But Not Forgotten Award.
Gordon: This award is for people who have passed on and
died, but left their legacy behind. No, Larry Craig's
Political Career does not count. And the nominees are...
Kitty Carlisle-Hart (To Tell the Truth)
Don "Mr. Wizard" Herbert (Hollywood Squares)
Magnus Magnusson (Mastermind)
Tom Poston (Password, Pantomime Quiz)
Charles Nelson Reilly (Match Game)
Jason: (applause) All worthy nominees, but CNR gets my
vote. Although Ms. Hart is a class act over 6 decades
Gordon: The top 2 in this category had a combined 87% of
the vote. The winner is...
Charles Nelson Reilly!
Jason: (Standing O)
Rob: (loud applause)
Don: *Standing ovation*
Gordon: Reilly had 52% of the vote. Carlisle hart had a
very respectable 35% of the vote.
Jason: Agreed. But the man in seat #3 was the man for
most of us growing up.
Chico: Yep. He was in TWO different Match Games spanning
over 15 years.
Rob: 3 if you count Match Game / Hollywood Squares Hour
Chico: True. Next award... the Dirty Sock for Worst
Moment... this could be for a player with poor game
play... or a favorite show that didn't last long... or
for just your plain old bummer. It's like rain on your
wedding day... It's a free ride when you've already
paid... it's the good advice that you just didn't
take...Ironic, don't you think?
Rob: Yup.
Gordon: Yes it is, Alanis, the Nominees, please?
Chico: The nominees are....
Deal or No Deal: The Million Dollar Case is sold...
TWICE... in one show.
Don: A painful night there.
Rob: Awful night that was.
The Rich List: Cancelled After One Show
Rob: Did they even promote that show?
1 vs. 100: Raul Torres Loses $253,000
Don: Good for the mob, bad for him.
Survivor: Dreamz Screws Yau-Man
Rob: Yeah, that was a smart move.
American Idol: The Improbable Rise of Sanjaya
Rob: Further proof that nothing good comes out of
Washington State.
Jason: LOL
Gordon: This was a very close call. First and third
place was separated by 6%
Jason: wow
Chico: Anyone want to guess?
Rob: Gotta be Sanjaya.
Don: I'm going to predict the $253,000 loss.
Jason: Deal
Chico: And the worst moment of the year....
Rich List Cancelled!
Rob: ???????
Don: Wow.
Gordon: Rich List - 1 and Done - 28% of the Vote. The
Suitcase comes in second with 23%, while Sanjaya rings
in at 22%
Jason: What? I think the people got it wrong here. I
really do
Rob: Extremely Wrong. Rich List and Sanjaya should be
switched.
Christopher: Rich List didn't deserve to get cancelled.
Chico: I can understand that... I mean, Fox never really
gave the show a fair shake.
Gordon: I think a number of people liked the Rich List
better than we did. I think they put it in as the WORST
moment because they thought The Rich List should have
been able to air more episodes.
Christopher: You're right, Gordon. Now it goes into
history of You're In The Picture...and Set For Life
lasted longer (sadly).
Gordon: But lets get away from the suck and lets get to
greatness
Chico: Next Award is for the BEST Moment, Gordon?
Gordon: The nominees are...
Deal Or No Deal: Michele Falco Wins $750,000
Jeopardy: Three-Way Tie
Lingo: $41,000 Jackpot Win
The Price Is Right: Primetime Specials
The Price Is Right: Season 36 Opens With a $140,000+ Win
Rob: Has to go to Jeopardy.
Don: Yeah, that was a rare moment on Jeopardy. Really
cool to see.
Jason: Season Opener TPIR
Gordon: This one was decided by less than 1%. The award
goes to...
Jeopardy: Three-Way Tie!!!
Rob: (standing O)
Don: Awesome!
Gordon: That won with 33% of the vote. The Season 35
debut had 32% of the vote.
Jason: No...the three way tie...not cool. Because it
could have been prevented. The guy didnt bet smartly.
Chico: And to think.. we have a little kid to tank for
that piece of game show history.
Christopher: Good work, Jeopardy!
Jason: Ugh.
Gordon: Before Jason loses his cookies, lets get to the
Reality Show player of the year
Chico: Yes.
Jason: lol
Chico: To be a reality show player... you have to be
strong both mentally and morally...
Gordon: ...sometimes on the moral part.
Chico: And the Nominees are...
Dr. Jeff Bernstein (World Series of Blackjack)
Yau-Man Chan (Survivor: Fiji)
Earl Cole (Survivor: Fiji)
Bianca Ryan (America's Got Talent)
Eric Sanchez & Danielle Turner (The Amazing Race
All-Stars)
Jason: Got to go with the Yau.
Rob: Dr. Jeff Bernstein for me, but the award goes to
Yau-Man.
Christopher: Yau
Don: Earl might have won it, but Yau-Man was a great
player. Gotta go with Yau-Man.
Gordon: The top 3 were separated by 4%. Like the last
category, the winner won by less than 1%.
Chico: This was a dead heat...
Gordon: This was the closest vote of any category
Jason: Really?
Gordon: Really
Don: Wow.
Chico: The best reality player of the year....
DR. JEFF BERNSTEIN!
Rob: YES!
Don: Whoa!
Rob: YES!
Jason: What?
Rob: YES!
Don: The people must really like their Blackjack.
Rob: Great Blackjack player, and knew what to do to make
the last hand a complete non-factor.
Christopher: yah
Chico: Second shocker of the night. Just goes to show
you that you don't need to be on a high-profuile show to
be a high profile player.
Jason: Amazing.
Gordon: Jeff won with 27% of the vote. Yau Man had 26%
of the vote, while Bianca Ryan had 23% of the vote. Very
close.
Jason: Very close indeed
Gordon: Now we move from reality to traditional. We have
5 worthy candidates who combined to win almost 2 million
dollars. The nominees for Traditional Game Show Player
of the Year are...
Vickyann Chrobak-Sadowski (The Price Is Right)
Michele Falco (Deal Or No Deal)
Cliff Galiher (Jeopardy!)
Barry Lander (1 vs. 100)
Ogi Ogas (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire)
Rob: Ogimania is running wild.
Christopher: Cliff
Jason: Got to go with Ogi
Don: Ogi!
Christopher: This might be pre Grand Slam, voting-wise
Rob: Still did a fantastic job on Millionaire.
Gordon: The winner was decided by 2% of the vote. And
the Award goes to.....
Ogi Ogas (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire)!
Christopher: Ah
Jason: The man with the plan
Don: Whoo!
Gordon: Ogi had 29% of the vote. Michelle Falco came in
second with 27%.
Jason: He deserves his vote, especially after his GS
performance
Chico: And here's an interesting bit... Ogi has the
chance to repeat next year.
Don: Yep. Very smart man, he is.
Chico: Thanks to his Grand Slam performance.
Jason: Very very smart guy
Gordon: He does. Actually, the funny thing is between
Grand Slam and Crossword, a number of repeat pepole
could show up. Ken Jenninfs, Scott Hostetler, Jeff
Suchard...
Chico: We'll see next year.
Gordon: Not to mention Temptation. Could next year's
player of the year be...Michaela Gordon?
Jason: Heck no
Don: Wha?
Chico: Don't remind me.
Rob: Don't get me started on Temptation.
Chico: Next on the list... Best New Reality Show Host.
Here you have a veritable TV legend joining a field of
four newcomers. But all of them very deserving in your
eyes... Check it out, the noms for Best New Reality Show
Host..
Anthony Clark (Last Comic Standing)
Cat Deeley (So You Think You Can Dance)
Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef)
Todd Oldham (Top Design)
Regis Philbin (America's Got Talent)
Rob: It's either Regis or Padma.
Don: I'm thinking Regis.
Christopher: Cat Tempo 92
Jason: Regis
Chico: And the award goes to....
REGIS PHILBIN, AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!
Jason: My man!
Don: *Applause*
Gordon: The last few have been close. This one...not so
much. Only 19% voted for second placed Cat Deeley.
Chico: This one was a runaway with 53% going behind the
man that saved ABC from foreclosure...
Jason: and NBC from Bankruptcy
Gordon: And for you AGT fans, Jerry Springer next year
not only goes up as a host, but as a contestant (Dancing
With the Stars)
Rob: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Jason: HOOT HOOT HOOT
Gordon: Back to a dogfight in the next category. Best
new traditional host. And the nominees are...
Jeff Foxworthy (Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?)
John O'Hurley (Family Feud)
Penn Jillette (Identity)
Dylan Lane (Chain Reaction)
Bob Saget (1 vs. 100)
Jason: Saget.
Rob: Saget or O'Hurley will take this one.
Christopher: JEFF
Don: Tough choice from my perspective, but I'll predict
O'Hurley.
Christopher: Saget or The Worthy Fox
Gordon: I'll say this - you're all on the money. One of
them had 32% of the vote, one of them had 30% and one of
them had 27%.
Jason: wow
Don: Cool.
Gordon: The award goes to...
John O'Hurley (Family Feud)!!!!
Rob: Good on him.
Don: *Applause*
Jason: Good for him
Christopher: Good choice
Gordon: O'Hurley had 32%, Bob had 30% and Jeff had 27%
Christopher: More hope for Jeff next year, but will be
tough with all the other shows
Jason: Tight race
Chico: But you can't say that neither of them had an
honest chance.
Christopher: Sadly Shatner was not amongst them.
Gordon: Shatner won an award already ;)
Chico: Heh. Next is Best Reality Show host...This
category is special in that it had seven names instead
of five. The nominees!
AJ Benza & Gabe Kaplan (High Stakes Poker)
Tom Bergeron & Samantha Harris (Dancing with the Stars)
Phil Keoghan (The Amazing Race)
Jeff Probst (Survivor)
Ryan Seacrest (American Idol)
Rob: Benza and Kaplan have great chemistry, but I doubt
they will win because most people have a man-crush on
Keoghan because of the Amazing Race.
Jason: Seacrest had a huge year
Don: Phil.
Christopher: Phil
Chico: And the award goes to....
PHIL KEOGHAN, AMAZING RACE!
Christopher: g'day
Rob: As we expected.
Jason: Ok...but he didn't have that good of a year to
ask me.
Gordon: Keoghan has 33% of the vote. Bergeron/Harris had
26% of the vote.
Chico: What can I say, people like to see consistent
hosting from a consistent hoster.
Christopher: Once again racing to the top
Gordon: Now we go to Traditional Game Show Host of the
Year
Chico: Tell us about these hosts..
Gordon: Over 100 years of game show experience among the
5 of them. These guys can host. And the nominees are...
Bob Barker (The Price Is Right)
John O'Hurley (Family Feud)
Pat Sajak & Vanna White (Wheel of Fortune)
Alex Trebek (Jeopardy!)
Meredith Vieira (Who Wants to Be a Millionaire)
Don: One more for Bob.
Jason: Bob wins again
Rob: Bob.
Christopher: Meredith gets my vote, but being Bob's last
year, it's the town Barker
Gordon: And the award goes to...
Bob Barker (The Price Is Right)!!!
Don: No surprise.
Jason: (Standing O One more Time)
Chico: This was the year of Barker, as Bob Barker was
determined to go out with a bang.
Don: *Applause*
Christopher: Bark at the moon one more time
Gordon: This was the biggest runaway of the votes, which
surprised me. Barker got a whopping 62% of the vote,
while Trebek was second with 17%.
Jason: Next year gets real interesting though, as we see
who inherits the crown.
Christopher: Ooh yah.
Chico: Yep.
Don: Definitely.
Chico: With the most games on the air since 2002...
Gordon: You realize so far between the summer and
announced shows, we have 74 game shows so far?
Jason: Wow
Don: Whoa.
Gordon: 23 of those being studio games
Chico: And that's not counting 2008.
Gordon: No its not
Christopher: It just keeps on coming.
Chico: Yep. And we keep watching.
Gordon: It's 1975 all over again
Jason: Thats cool.
Chico: Solid.
Gordon: We are all done with the hosts. NOW we move on
to the shows. Mr. Alexander, next category?
Chico: Next up, best New Reality Show... Now most people
will cite shows like The Bachelor... or .. the
Bachelor... for reasons why they don't like reality
TV... these are five reasons you should. They're the
best of what's new, and they're setting the trend for
years to come. Take a look..
America's Got Talent (NBC)
Pirate Master (CBS)
Poker After Dark (NBC)
Top Design (Bravo)
Who Wants to Be a Superhero? (SciFi)
Christopher: Talent
Rob: Talent.
Jason: Talent
Don: I didn't expect to see Pirate Master on that
list... Anyway, yeah, Talent.
Jason: Not for 2nd season...but for season 1
Chico: And the best new reality show is....
AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!
Jason: Hoff wins! Hoff Wins!
Rob: He said it best, AMERICA'S GOT HASSELHOFF!
Jason: and Michelle L'Amour :)
Gordon: The Hoff wins with 52% of the vote.
Surprisingly, Poker after Dark came in second, with 22%
of the vote.
Chico: People like talent... People like poker...But
Talent is solid family entertainment, and that's why it
won.
Jason: And it still was this time around
Gordon: We go from Talented Reality Shows to Talented
Traditional Shows. These are the best new Traditional
Game Shows. You can say that each of them have sparked a
new interest in the game show in their own way. And the
nominees are...
1 vs. 100 (NBC)
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? (Fox)
Identity (NBC)
That's the Question (GSN)
World Series of Pop Culture (VH1)
Rob: Pop Culture. It's so simple that it's good.
Don: I'm guessing 1 vs. 100.
Christopher: 5th Grader is the horse at the end that
comes to the line to pull off the photo finish, even
though I think TTQ will take this next year
Jason: Pop Culture
Gordon: And the Award goes it...
1 Vs. 100!
Don: *Applause*
Jason: *applause*
Gordon: 1 Vs. 100 gets 61% of the vote. Second with 19%
was World Series of Pop Culture
Rob: Has it been officially renewed yet?
Chico: Officially, it will be back midseason.
Gordon: This will probably be the most competitive
category next season.
Jason: We have at least 5 nominees right now
Gordon: Crosswords, Temptation, Don't Forget the Lyrics,
Singing Bee, Grand Slam.
Chico: It's gonna be a wide open field next year.
Gordon: What's the best reality show, Chico?
Chico: Reality is a big commodity these days. And this
year, an upstart is taking on the big four of the genre.
And no, it's not the Bachelor.
Christopher: oh gee
Chico: So here you go with the BEST REALITY SHOW award..
The Amazing Race (CBS)
American Idol (Fox)
Dancing with the Stars (ABC)
Survivor (CBS)
Top Chef (Bravo)
Jason: Dancing was the best show last year
Christopher: ooh la la la, lets go dancing
Don: Let's Dance!
Rob: I have a feeling that Race will win it.
Chico: And the award goes to.. can't...get the envelope
open.
Jason: hey!
Chico: Ah, here we go.....
THE AMAZING RACE!
Jason: (applause)
Don: Despite the All-Star season, I'm not really
surprised that Race won it.
Gordon: The Race received 46% of the vote. Dancing with
the stars was second with 23%.
Christopher: The disco ball has been cracked
Gordon: Finally, we have the best Traditional Show of
the year. But before I announce the nominees, I have a
request given to me.
Rob: And that is?
Gordon: If you're a newbie to the site, we should tell
you that on We Love To Interrupt, our Brainvision
Choppler is powered by 7 hamsters and 1 cat. The
hamsters are Cheeseball, Fluffy, Chairman, Gordon Jr., J
Fat, Cuckoo, and Chen-Bot. The cat's name is Eve.
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: The menagerie has asked me, instead of just
announcing the nominations, to introduce them with
...puzzles from the show (opens paper) given to me by
them.
Chico: Oooooook...
Gordon: Soooo....The nominees are...
1 Vs. 100
Gordon: If you're Stuart Little, which cat do you hang
out with?
A. The one with a Spring Term in it's name
B. The one with a Summer term in it's name
C. The one with a Winter Term in it's name
Gordon: Mob, Please answer now.
Jason: C
Christopher: C
Chico: C
Don: C
Gordon: The answer is...C. Yay!
Deal Or No Deal
Chico: Wonder what the guys came up with for Deal...
Gordon: Chico. You still have the million dollar hamster
cage in play. Gordon Jr. Offer to you is....3 pounds of
newspaper lining and 5 water bottles. Deal...Or No Deal?
Jason: LOL
Chico: NO DEAL!
Christopher: NO DEAL
Jason: NO DEAL
Gordon: (duh duh duuuuuh duh duh duh duh duh duh)
Jeopardy!
Gordon: Internet Programs for $2,000. The Answer
is...The first global Internet Meme featured a Rodent
jiving to Roger Miller's 'Whistle Stop'
Chico: *ring*
Gordon: Chico
Chico: What is the Hamster dance?
Gordon: Correct!
Jason: Featuring Hammy the Hamster
Gordon: Hammy, FuzzHado and Dixie...
The Price is Right
Gordon: Next item up for bids...
An assortment of Cat Toys! This plushy collection
features Eve's favorite scratching post, a fluff pillow
and the movie Catwoman.
Gordon: Rob, you bid first
Rob: $25
Gordon: Chris?
Christopher: 1 dollar
Gordon: Don?
Don: $21.
Gordon: Chico?
Chico: What was the highest bid?
Gordon: $25
Chico: $26.
Gordon: The actual retail price is....$125! Chico wins!
Jason: who hoo!
Chico: ... woo?
Wheel of Fortune
Gordon: Speed Round Time. We're looking for a Famous
Animal
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Rob: ding
Gordon: Rob
Rob: Oscar the Wonder Rodent
Gordon: RIGHT!
Jason: Who is that?
Gordon: Tell Jason who Oscar is
Rob: From The Cheap Show
Gordon: Thats right
Jason: I never saw the cheap show
Christopher: Dick Martin
Jason: Got it
Don: Ah.
Gordon: So...who wins?
Jason: TPIR
Christopher: 1 vs. 100
Rob: Price, for Barker's Swan Song.
Jason: This was Bob's Swan Song...
Don: Price.
Jason: although all these shows had good years
Gordon: And the Award Goes to...a show, right after this
break!
Don: lol
Jason: oh boy :)
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it by name... and by Who Wants to be a Gazillionaire.
We'll Quintuple the size of the money if it will get us
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Jason: LOL
Don: Heh!
Gordon: We're back. And the show of the year is....
Don: *Drumroll*
The Price is Right!
Jason: (standing O)
Chico: *orchestra starts playing TPIR theme*
Don: *Standing ovation*
Gordon: Bob's hurrah got 38% of the vote in a vote that
was much closer than I thought it would be., Jeopardy
got 27% of the vote.
Mr. Announcer: "This is the second win in the best
game show category. Accepting on behalf of The Price is
Right... former audience member Jason Block."
Jason: I would like to thank all the fans of the show
who voted. This is a vote not for just Bob, but the
staff and crew of the show that made it the success it
is. I would like to thank Roger Dobkowitz...a damn good
EP who never gets the cred he deserves. To Fingers Greco
and Stan Blits, you make the contestants the stars. To
Rich Fields, thank you for being a worthy successor to
Johnny and Rod. And to Drew Carey a message to you. We
in the community are putting the trust in you to keep
Mr. Barker and Mr. Cullen's Legacy alive. Please treat
it with the respect you say you are going to do. And
with that, I thank you.
Don: *Applause*
Christopher: **applause**
Chico: Well, those are the awards... We had promised a
performance by the Tay Zonday Experience... until we
found out that it was actually Tay Zonday..
Jason: oh boy
Chico: We just don't have that kind of money...
Jason: lol
Gordon: Before we get into legal rights, let's end the
show.. Special thanks to Jason, Rob, Chris and Don for
joining us today.
Jason: Thank you for having me
Chico: Also, we want to thank all of the hosts,
creators, producers, writers, the behind-the-scenes
team, players, and everyone who made the game show what
it is today.
Gordon: We don't have a website without you guys.
Jason: Amen.
Christopher: thanks for the invite.
Jason: Thank you to you guys and the fans for the votes
Chico: As well as the hosts, creators, producers, et al
of yesteryear for setting the table for the rest of us.
We wouldn't have a Michael Davies without a Mark
Goodson.
Jason: Yes sir.
Chico: We wouldn't have a Mark Burnett without a Ralph
Edwards.
Rob: Or an Endemol without a Barry/Enright
Chico: We wouldn't have a Deal or No Deal... without a
Let's Make a Deal.
Jason: right.,
Gordon: For everyone at the awards, this is Gordon
Pepper wishing everyone a pleasant Game Over!
Chico: And as always....Spread the Love. From the New
First National Memorial Field Coliseum at the Veterans
Dome Stadium Complex... Goodnight, everybody! |
